Chapter Ninety-Five: Chatting
Ma Yi no longer answered, because this topic said that Mu has a little meaning, he is a Chinese, An Beijin is the prime minister of the island country, the island people are his compatriots, and they are also the subjects under his rule, how do he sell them cheaply, and he has a half-dime relationship with his wood, and he can sell it if he likes. www.biquge.info Because Ma Yi is only a cultivator, not a savior, he has no ability and obligation to save the world. So he changed the subject: "Lao An, do you know that Lao Tzu is looking for you for Mao?" ”
An Bei entered the mountain and immediately realized that Ma Yi began to settle accounts with himself, and he also knew very well that Ma Yi had found himself for Mao, and he was looking for revenge. But there are some things that even kindergarten children understand, even if they do it, they can't admit it, otherwise they will be beaten and even risk their lives. So he decisively pretended to be stupid and said, "Yes, Masan, what are you looking for me?" Actually, with our relationship, if you need my help, just a phone call, where do you need to come all the way to the door! ”
"Knock!" With a crisp sound, a chestnut chisel fell heavily on An's back into the mountain's skull, and he suddenly felt a hot pain on the top of his head, and when he reached out and touched it, a convex bag the size of a quail egg grew on his head. He raised his head, his eyes were full of tears, and he choked up and said, "Ma San, it's okay for you to hit someone, but can you make a light move?" ”
Ma Yi bowed his head, watched Ann carry his back into the mountain and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”
"It hurts!" Ann walked into the mountain and nodded tearfully.
"Do you know why I knocked you on the skull?"
Ann turned his back into the mountain and shook his head, because he didn't think he had done anything wrong.
"Fake, big, empty!" Ma Yi said a word and raised a finger.
"You officials all like this 'three-character scripture', but I don't like it, and you are playing fake, big, and empty in front of my eyes, and you have committed my taboo."
"Because you don't like it, you can hit people casually?" Although he didn't quite understand that Ma Yi was false, big, and empty, he was quite dissatisfied with his domineering approach of imposing his will on others based on his own personal likes and dislikes. But then he thought about it, people are fierce gods who even dare to kill people, and they beat themselves, so it should be that others are merciful, otherwise he will also come up to his own strong arteries, and he will not be able to follow in the footsteps of Fujimoto? A man as bullish as Fujimoto would be gone if he said no, and if he wanted to kill himself, it would be easier than killing a chicken.
Well, a manly man can bend and stretch, doesn't he just knock on his own skull? It's painful, but it's not fatal? So you shouldn't be angry, you should feel lucky, because he just knocked you in the skull with his knuckles, not cut your throat with a knife, otherwise you are now like a vine, dead that you can't die anymore, and the pain is compared to death, in fact, you have already made a lot of money?
The most important thing to be a man is to know how to be sufficient; Those who are content are always happy, and only those who are easily content can live long.
Ann went into the mountain to comfort herself constantly, trying to pull her emotions back from the humiliation.
In fact, this trick is not new, we Chinese people call it Ah Q Spiritual Victory Method, it is the supreme magic weapon for the weak to achieve spiritual victory. It's just that Xiaobi didn't expect that this method was not a Chinese patent, and international friends have also won its essence, and successfully used it in daily life.
It is said that An returned to the mountain to recover his mood, and continued to be Ma Yi's pet dog with low eyebrows, while Ma Yi enjoyed being a pet dog when An carried into the mountain with peace of mind. One of the two people is willing to fight, and the other is suffering, and they are happy and harmonious.
"Marsan, you say, if you are dissatisfied with me, just say it, I will change it."
Ma Yi patted the back of An's head with satisfaction, and praised: "The person who is the prime minister is really different, and the children can be taught." ”
An Bei Jin grinned and asked seriously: "Ma San, I'm stupid, can you tell me what I did wrong just now?" Fake, big, and empty are the meaning of gods? Ma Yi suddenly had a black line, didn't he say that the IQ of the island people was high? For Mao An's performance of carrying into the mountain, but it seems that the brain is like a nuclear stem, and the wood has a little wisdom at all? Nima Di, a person with this IQ, is also the prime minister of a country? Try it in Huaxia to see if you are qualified to be the village head?
Ma Yi complained for a while, and then looking at his earnest face, Ma Yi suddenly felt that he didn't give him some common sense lessons, and he was a little sorry for his ancestors. Because Huaxia was the teacher of the island people in ancient times, it was our ancestors who taught them many things when the island country was still in the barbaric era, so that they could learn many contemporary civilizations, so that they could evolve from the barbaric wilderness.
Therefore, although Ma Yi is not a good teacher, but for the sake of tradition, and for the sake of a person who has passed out and a person who can't die anymore, there are only two of them left, don't talk about anything, it seems to be in a panic, and if he goes straight to the topic, he will say it directly in one breath without any foreshadowing, although no matter how he carries it into the mountain, he must accept it, but first, it seems too abrupt, and second, it seems that he is too uneducated.
(Is Ma Yi cultured?) )
(Yes, if junior high school graduates are also educated.) )
And he also has plenty of time, so he finally decided to give An Qianshan a lesson.
"Did we know each other before?" The class mode is being started on a trial basis,
"Not familiar."
Of course, Ann knew that although it was the first time they met, they had already fought many times, and they were mortal enemies. What he was most worried about was that Ma Yi would turn over the old accounts, and then he couldn't help but stab himself in the neck, so he decisively shook his head and denied it. He was still a little worried that Ma Yi would object, but he nodded and said:
"Correct."
An put down the stone in his heart when he entered the mountain, and asked, "And then?" ”
"Since we don't know each other, why did you just say that we seem to be old friends for many years? Just make a phone call if you have something to do. Your sister, are you so good at dying? Casually promised, official, not fake, big, empty, what is it? ”
Ann was stunned when he walked into the mountain, and said in his heart, isn't that a kind word? Only a stupid B would take it seriously? But when he saw Fujimoto's corpse, he resolutely didn't dare to say the truth in his heart, but instead put on a smirk, nodded and said:
"Ma San is very right, I will definitely pay attention to it in the future!"
Ma Yi sneered: "Pay attention to the yarn!" Telling lies, big words, empty words, is the incurable disease of your officials, unless you die, otherwise you will never be able to change, just like you politicians who rely on ignoring the electorate ~ position, I dare to guarantee, you don't say a day of false, big, empty words, you can't do it for a day, you completely rely on one after another false, big, empty words to fool your voters, the prime minister can do it to this day. Am I wrong? ”
"This is just a political manipulation method, in fact, I have also done a lot of practical things for the people of the island country!" An went into the mountain and put gold on his face, and Ma Yi did not refute it, because he also believed that An Bei into the mountain must have done some practical things for the people of the island country, and it was impossible to rely purely on fooling and deceiving the voters, because the voters were not mentally retarded, if they just fooled and did not give any practical benefits, could they promise him to stay in the position of prime minister all the time?
What is Election?
An election is an exchange of interests between the electors and the elected. Even if the interests between them are not equal, this exchange relationship between them must exist, and no one will stupidly vote for a person who has nothing to do with him, or who does not bring him the slightest benefit.
An turned his back into the mountain and saw that Ma Yi had no intention of retorting, and his heart was a little more settled. Ma Yi also found that the topic of the two of them seemed to be getting farther and farther away from his goal, so he immediately set things in order and said: "Have you ever done something practical to the people of the island country, it is about me." I'm here to talk to you. ”
"Chat?" An turned his back into the mountain and looked wrong, obviously didn't understand what Ma Yi meant, thinking that the chat he said was just two people sitting together bragging and farting. He glanced at Xiao Jiexiong San and Fujimoto on the ground again, believing that he had been reached by Ma Yilei. It's also ha, isn't Nima just chatting for a while, and wants to kill people for Mao?
Is it to create an atmosphere?
But as for being so perverted~ perverted?
Or are you bullying no one in our island country, or are you bullying that there are not as many aircraft and missiles as you have in our island country?
An Beijin complained for a while in his heart, but he was more determined to implement the constitutional amendment and strive to expand the armament war; Internationally, the countries that actively pull the cage against ~ China form an alliance with each other to add blockage to China, even if they can't cross China, at least they can hinder the pace of his development.
Ma Yi didn't expect that An Bei into the mountain would understand his meaning so much, let alone expect An Bei to be as good as a pet dog, in fact, he was not convinced at all, he was thinking about how to defeat Huaxia and restore the former glory of the island country. In fact, Ma Yi can't be blamed for this, he can't think of the conspiracy that An carried into the heart of the mountain, just because he is not a politician, he never has any dirty thoughts in his heart, and he never plays conspiracy to calculate others.
However, does An's conspiracy to go into the mountains have a magical impact on Ma Yi? He is now in Ma Yi's hands, and if Ma Yi wants him to lick it, he has to lick it; Let him kneel, and he will have to kneel.
Therefore, the conspiracy of Shenma, in the face of strong strength, is all floating clouds.
Ma Yi is indeed not afraid of An Bei into the mountain and then play conspiracy, today send a cat, tomorrow send a dog, constantly assassinate himself, but he originally just wanted to live a plain and plain life, it is impossible to live in other people's conspiracies forever, he must be freed from it, An Bei into the mountain is the initiator of all conspiracies, the so-called bell also needs to be tied to the bell, so he decisively found An Bei into the mountain.
This is his character.
As the old saying goes, if a person does not offend me, I will not offend anyone, but if anyone offends me, I will offend others. He doesn't care whether An Beijin is the prime minister of the island country or the commoners of the island country, in short, if he provokes himself, he must retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, and he can't let him live a down-to-earth life. Fortunately, he has no ambition to co-opt a country, otherwise if he takes the island country into his own pocket like the Black Dragon Society, becomes the emperor of the island country, and enjoys the worship of hundreds of millions of people, it is an earth-shattering scene of gods and horses, even Ma Yi dare not imagine it, for fear that the demons in his heart will follow, and then he will really do something that makes the world crazy.