Chapter 18 Joker Hunan Language
There are many people who watch the live broadcast of Xiangdashan, and there are also a lot of people in the industry, and Liang Qin is one of them
She is also a star herself, but she is only a third-tier, and she enjoys a small part of the company's resources.
In the past few years, there has been a tepid album,
The title song was written by herself, and the company just sold it to her, inviting a third-rate music producer.
Wrote a few general songs,
These songs cost less than 10,000 yuan in total. Of course she
Even the company will also let her participate in a supporting role on TV,
Say dreams. Who doesn't, wants to be famous, who doesn't.
She doesn't know how long she can survive, she doesn't know what to do, she's still very beautiful,
Slim, big eyes, skin like snow, and a cloud of hair on the back of his head,
Singing is also very good, and I graduated from a professional conservatory.
It's just that she had a bad chance and signed a small company that is not very famous.
She has also contacted famous musicians to invite songs, but hehe, who are you......
Just as she was sighing, her agent Xiaohu ran to say, "Sister Qin, Sister Qin"
Liang Qin also said happily: "Is it connected to the mountain?"
Since the ZYC album sales were booming, she found that the lyrics and songs in it were all written by Dashan,
The name Dashan is completely popular, and the brother company calls many times every day to find Xiang Dashan.
Now the bids are 200,000 songs, but no one else can contact them
She is also one of them, and musicians in this world also need to be rated to get money.
Two hundred thousand is the price of a first-class musician.
There are a total of six levels of musicians, 54321 top, the third level is the third rate, the following are the fourth level, the fourth rate and the fifth level are not in the stream, of course, the money is not the same.
It can be seen on the musician rating website, and she also checked the name of the mountain and found that there was no him in it, which made her think carefully.
So she contacted her brother records, but she didn't reply at all, and then she checked it herself, but there was no information about Dashan's identity on the Internet.
That's why she asked Xiaohu to check,
Xiaohuren is still very good, but he is not too old, only nineteen years old, and graduated from high school.
But he has a secret that no one else knows. He is the famous tiger king in the hacker world,
It was only an accident that made her agent.
Xiaohu smiled and said, "No, there is almost no trace of Dashan on the Internet, I can't find him for the time being, but I will definitely be able to find him if I give me some time."
Immediately, Liang Qin lost interest: "Then what are you calling me for?"
Xiaohu said: "You are now logged in to Douyu Live." Hurry up", "What are you doing", "You'll find out when you board it"
Liang Qin had no choice but to log in to Douyu live broadcast, and as soon as he entered the website, he saw a big video on the homepage, which was the live broadcast of Xiang Dashan
He's singing with you all the way, after it's over
Xiang Dashan sang again and looked back. After the end of a song
Liang Qin stared at the live broadcast screen and didn't speak,
Xiaohu walked up and shook her shoulder and said, "Sister Qin, how is it, shock" "Who is this person, this song is really written by himself as he said" Liang Qin is a little disbelieving" He is the author of Biqu Pavilion www.biquge.info Xiangyu, and now the updated Shatian is what he wrote" Xiaohu said, "I don't read online novels" Liang Qin glanced at Xiaohu and said
Xiaohu scratched his head and smiled
"He really wrote it," she said
"Well, I'm sure, you might as well try him" "Okay, it's a dead horse as a live horse doctor anyway"
In the live broadcast room, Xiang Dashan said: "Today, let's still send out five albums first," "Please talk about the topic", "I'm also ready", "My big knife has long been hungry and thirsty......"
"What are you talking about?" "yes, I don't understand"
Some netizens said: "Dada will ask questions every time, and you can get the album if you answer correctly" "Oh, it's so easy" "A group of new ...... upstairs" "Haha, it's time for you to cry later"
They thought of the question from Xiang Dashan during the last live broadcast, which really made people laugh and cry, "Please listen to the question, a classmate who I haven't seen for many years happened to meet", "A said: How much is your annual salary", "B said" 960,000. ā
"A said: That month was 80,000, so powerful"
"B said, "It's okay, that's just the basic salary"
"So here's the problem, guess what B is doing to give everyone a minute"
"With so much salary a month, why do you fight for money so much"
"I guess it's finance,"
"If you do stocks, you can make 1.8 million in minutes"
"If you do insurance, Huaxia Insurance is a good annual salary of one million is not a dream, come and do it with me. Contact"
Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked by the house manager.
"He's in sales"
Suddenly there were a bunch of answers, and everything was said. "He was a robber"
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"I don't know what industry makes that much money"
"He's the boss"
"Isn't it right to say that there are dozens of industries?"
Xiang Dashan looked at the time and said, "There is still half a minute."
"I'M X, FANDU'S,"
"Duck maker: "Haha"
All sorts of jumbled answers also came out
They really don't understand what they're doing. "When the time comes, none of you answer correctly, so let's draw it randomly" Xiang Dashan said, "Da quickly say what he does" "Yes, yes,"
"Say it quickly, don't wait."
Xiang Dashan coughed and said, "Dreaming"
Puff "I'll go," "I'll pour" "I'm dizzy" "I"
"The old rules, let's start Q1," Xiang Dashan said
Suddenly, countless 1 full screen flies.
Xiang Dashan said "stop"
The pointer of the software points to the name of a netizen named Fish Eater Demon Emperor
"Congratulations to the Demon Emperor who likes to eat fish. Old rule, contact me when it's over"
Xiang Dashan took a sip of water and looked at the popularity of 1.3 million in the live broadcast room. More than 900,000 subscriptions, which are all real popularity,
Not a little moisture.
"Then start the second round," Xiang said
"Listen up, everyone,"
"There was a very beautiful female colleague, one day she got up late, so she hurriedly ran to work, just in time for work.
So the question is, she is still being remembered for absenteeism"""" Isn't it right" "Because she dreamed, she didn't go to work at all, haha, I'm smart" "You're all better" "Because her leader didn't see her coming"
Xiang Dashan said: "It's close to the answer"
"Ah, is she invisible?"
"When she went to work, her leader turned around, so I didn't see it"
"Okay, when the time comes, I'll just say the answer," Xiang Dashan said
"Because she didn't wear makeup"
"ęcĒo"
"Nima"
"Big is more than all"
"I'll be in the middle,"
"Haha, I'm laughing to death"
"Great, is this ironic?"
"It's just a joke, don't take it seriously," Xiang Dashan said, and her filming caused the girl's outrage.
"Let's get started" "Stop" "Congratulations, Dark Twelve Winged Angel" "Congratulations to the mouse for catching the cat" "Congratulations to the Great Malaysian Swordsman"
In the blink of an eye, there are already four questions, and there is only one question left.
Until now, no one has been able to answer the question of Xiang Dashan correctly.
His problems are tricky, uninteresting, and comparable.
It's all out of common sense, so that everyone is addicted, where have they heard this kind of joke on the earth
Liang Qin and Xiaohu kept staring at the screen, and the laughter never stopped.
She didn't expect that the person who wrote such a good song would be such a funny person.
Look at his age, "He's only eighteen years old," Xiaohu said with certainty, "Today's last question, everyone, listen well."
"Suppose I am married to a widow. He has an adult daughter. My father married the daughter my wife brought over, so my father became my son-in-law and my daughter became my stepmother. I call my father Daddy, and my Dad calls me Father-in-law. My daughter calls me Daddy, but I call her Mommy. I still have to call my wife grandma because she is my stepmother's mother. Soon my daughter, who was also my stepmother, gave birth to a son. He's my half-brother. He has to call me grandpa. Because he's also my grandson. Later, my wife, who was my grandmother, gave birth to a son, and he was my stepmother's younger brother, so I was his nephew, and I called him uncle. But he's my son, and he has to call me Daddy. In addition, I am my wife's husband and my grandmother's grandson. He is also my grandmother's husband. So here's the question, please answer me in one minute, whose grandson am I" Xiang Dashan finished speaking, and it took less than 30 seconds, "Ah, I didn't hear what you said clearly" "Yes, I was dizzy," "You're saying it again" "We didn't hear it clearly" "This kind of logical problem has always been my weakness, I give up" "Say it again, say it slowly"
Xiang Dashan saw that many people asked him to say it again, and knew that what he said just now was a bit fast, so he said it again.
"Suppose I am married to a widow. He has an adult daughter. My father married the daughter my wife brought over, so my father became my son-in-law and my daughter became my stepmother. I call my father Daddy, and my Dad calls me Father-in-law. My daughter calls me Daddy, but I call her Mommy. I still have to call my wife grandma because she is my stepmother's mother. Soon my daughter, who was also my stepmother, gave birth to a son. He's my half-brother. He has to call me grandpa. Because he's also my grandson. Later, my wife, who was my grandmother, gave birth to a son, and he was my stepmother's younger brother, so I was his nephew, and I called him uncle. But he's my son, and he has to call me Daddy. In addition, I am my wife's husband and my grandmother's grandson. He is also my grandmother's husband. So here's the question, please answer me in one minute, whose grandson am I?"
"Haha"
This time, there were only a few answers, and I guess most of them didn't understand
And the answer was not right, so Xiang Dashan directly said the answer
"His own grandson"
Poof
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