Chapter Eighty-Eight: Yo Yo! Nosebleeds
Chapter Eighty-Eight! Nosebleeds
This summer harvest production meeting is completely funny, and a group of people braved the scorching sun in the afternoon to go to Jinxiu Village for a site visit.
What can you visit, look at the rice that is about to ripen in Jinxiu Village, the grain is more than twice as large as usual, who can know what kind of evil kung fu Wu Xiao is engaged in.
Whether people can see what the door is, Wu Xiao doesn't care. Seeing that the rice is about to ripen, just ask the women to prepare for harvesting.
After the lychee is picked, the rice has not yet been harvested, and it is a rare few days for farmers in the mountain village.
However, the women of Jinxiu Village don't want to be idle, and Song Chunhua's acre of watermelon land makes the women greedy. Now, according to what Wu Xiao said, open up the wasteland to grow watermelons.
Song Chunhua is happy, she has already opened up the wasteland, and now that others are clearing the wasteland, she is looking at the watermelon music. Then, you can hide by the hut, and when no one is around, make out with this buddy.
"Hey, you let everyone open up the wasteland, aren't you afraid that there won't be enough wild vegetables to pick?" Song Chunhua walked into the hut from the village and said to Wu Xiao.
"What are you afraid of, there is also the stream in front of the village that leads directly to the provincial road." Wu Xiao responded while tying a fishing hook with a nylon rope.
Song Chunhua also nodded, smiled and walked towards her watermelon field. Indeed, by the creek in front of the village, there are even more wild vegetables. Every step of this buddy's development has been considered in advance.
Wu Xiao thinks about having fun when she has nothing to do, and she also wants to fish. If he wants to catch a fish, he buries the jade bottle in the ditch, and when the fish is sprayed, it will swim to the bottle. However, the fishing picture is fun, not really fishing.
If you want to fish in the mountain village, it is the most convenient, as long as there is a fishing hook, tie the line, go to the corner of the village where there is soil, uncover the soil and catch two earthworms is the bait.
"Brother Wu Xiao, fishing?" The little guy of the black dog squatted under the big banyan tree with a few people, and shouted when he saw Wu Xiao digging the soil.
"Why are you lighting the fire?" Wu Xiao turned his face to look at the little ones and asked loudly. In the middle of a few little guys, a puff of black smoke was coming out.
"Hehe, I've got it." The black dog's laughter seemed to be asking Wu Xiao, will you play?
Wu Xiao still laughed, no need to look closer, I heard that it was to catch Zhizi, and I knew what these guys were doing, they were all played by him when he was a child.
The rubber that is sticky is made of a car inner tube, or a rubber band that a woman ties her hair with, and it is lit on fire, and after it is melted, it is quickly blown to extinguish the fire, because it burns too much and becomes charred. Then fold a few branches of the banyan tree, mix the white pulp oozing from the branches into the rubber, and apply it to the thin branches of the bamboo.
"Don't climb too high." Wu Xiao caught two earthworms and walked towards the hut as he spoke.
There are also good places to fish in this small mountain village, of course, it is best to go to the stream in front of the village, where the water is relatively deep. The guy walked into the hut, picked up the mobile phone on the table and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, took the fishing rod made of bamboo and left.
"Brother Wu Xiao, do you want to fish?"
This title and this crisp voice, Wu Xiao didn't need to turn his face to look, he could hear that it was Yang Caixia.
"Is your house cleared?" Wu Xiao's face turned to the side of the ditch, looked at Yang Caixia and asked. Then his face turned, and he secretly relied on it again! The little daughter-in-law put the hoe on the edge of the ditch, jumped into the ditch, and dipped her vest into it.
Kiss her mother-in-law! This dip leaned out half of the body, the vest was really tight, the outline was small and green, but the front end was too eye-catching.
"You wash it slowly." Wu Xiao said with a smile, hurry up. If he continued to stand, others would see him and think he was so obscene that he refused to leave.
In this small mountain village, although the sun was hot in the morning in June, Wu Xiao walked to the entrance of the village, slipped to the stream, and sat under an elm tree.
This guy pinched a small piece of earthworm and set it up on the fish hook, put it into the clear water, listened to the roar of the road construction machinery on the other side, and leaned against the tree, almost humming a song.
"Wow!" When Wu Xiao was refreshing, his eyes suddenly widened and he stared at the water tightly. The so-called water is clear and there are no fish, but although the stream is crystal clear, you can see a carp with a pound in size, swimming to the bait with its tail wagging its tail.
"Eat!" Wu Xiao also spoke to the fish in the water, what is the best carp stew at this time? In the mountain village, it is simple, pick two tomatoes and stew them together, and the taste is so fragrant that the tongue can be knotted.
Eaten! Wu Xiao looked at the carp's mouth, touched the bait, and hurriedly pulled the rod to the side to make the bait move, but his eyes were fixed on the float made of miscanthus on the surface of the water.
As soon as the bait moved, the carp was really hit, and in the clear water, I saw the carp open its mouth and bite at the hook with the bait.
"Whew"! The float on the surface of the water suddenly sank to the bottom of the water, and Wu Xiao's fishing rod also rose.
"Whew"! The strength of the carp that was one pound small was not small, and it struggled on the surface of the water for a while, and the splash of its tail splashed a few points on Wu Xiao's face.
Fishing in this creek is convenient, Wu Xiao pulled the fish to the edge of the aquatic weeds, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he could already catch the fish. As soon as the rope on the side of the fish's mouth was lifted, the whole fish came out of the water, and it was still struggling with its tail flapping.
It's so cool! Wu Xiao was still the same, stretched his hand into the aquatic weeds, grabbed a handful of moss, wrapped the fish and continued to bait.
"Brother Wu Xiao!" Yang Caixia is shouting again.
What the? Wu Xiao looked on the road, it was okay, this little beauty changed into a vest, and a pair of gray trousers underneath, and slowly slipped towards him.
"Wow, carp!" Yang Caixia slipped to Wu Xiao's side, looked at the moss of the pack of fish, revealing a golden tail and knew that it was a carp.
"What are you doing here?" Wu Xiao said as he moved the fishing rod.
"Can't you come if you're okay?" Yang Caixia whispered, sat down beside him, reached out and picked up a small stone and threw it into the water.
God! People are fishing, but she throws stones. When the stone was thrown into the water, several circles of water immediately appeared, spreading rapidly in all directions. This scene looks quite romantic, but it is suitable for love, but not for fishing.
"Sister, I'm fishing, you want to scare the fish away?" Wu Xiao said politely.
Yang Caixia smiled, then put her hands on her knees and looked at the bait in the water.
"Wow, it's a catfish!" The little beauty suddenly saw a catfish with at least two catties and two whiskers in its mouth, rushing into the bait from the grass, not only shouting but also stretching out her fingers.
Wu Xiao also grinned, but the beautiful woman's hand was just pointing, and the catfish was so frightened that it plunged into the grass again.
The fish in the mouth ran away, and Wu Xiao turned her face to look at the little beauty: "Your husband didn't look for you to play at home?" ”
"I don't play with him!" Yang Caixia is upturned again.
"Then your mother-in-law won't scold you?" Wu Xiao leaned against the tree and asked.
Yang Caixia shook her head and whispered, "My mother-in-law told me last night that she must have a child." ”
"Then give birth, your husband is a fool, hurry up if you can have a few more, no one will treat you as a family planning object." Wu Xiao's tone seemed to be congratulating.
"How did you give birth?" Yang Caixia whispered again, anyway, she thought that she had kissed Wu Xiao twice, he was the closest person to her, and she would tell him if she had something to say.
"How to give birth, only your mother-in-law can teach you, but if your father-in-law wants to teach it, then it must not work." Wu Xiao is very patient and meticulous.
"Hey, why are you blushing?" Wu Xiao looked at the little beauty's eyes flashing, and suddenly the white cheeks on both sides were red, and quickly said, "Okay, I didn't say it." ”
Yang Caixia's eyes were still looking at Wu Xiao, and after looking at it for a while, she finally whispered again: "My mother-in-law said that I will have sex with you." ”
Firmament! Wu Xiao was so stupid that her eyes were patterned. O Nima! This business shouldn't be so good, okay?
"Yikes! You've got a nosebleed! Yang Caixia suddenly exclaimed.
"Is it flowing?" Wu Xiao still didn't believe it, he thought he was very calm.
"It's flowing, oops, it's going to drip down." Yang Caixia shouted again, raised her hand to wipe his nose, and then raised her bloody hand in front of him.
It's really flowing, Wu Xiao looked at his blood very affectionately, and hurriedly leaned his face up, but this blood flowed more. There are people on the side of the road, although they can't see their faces for the time being, but look at the arrogant front, it is none other than Song Chunhua.
"Oops, what's the nosebleed?" Song Chunhua had just arrived, and when she saw Wu Xiao looking up and her face and nose were red, she was in a hurry, so she hurriedly slipped down.
Yang Caixia was also startled, and glanced at Song Chunhua, wondering if she heard what she said.
"Why do that?" Song Chunhua slipped to Wu Xiao's side, asked anxiously, stretched her hand into the water, and gently stroked his wet hand to his forehead.
This local method of curing nosebleeds is really effective, and it may be that Song Chunhua's delicate hands soothed Wu Xiaohuo's heart, and his nosebleeds looked stopped.
"I'm leaving." Yang Caixia saw that Wu Xiao didn't have a nosebleed, so she quickly withdrew, with Song Chunhua there, it really made her shy.
Song Chunhua waited for Yang Caixia to walk on the road, and asked again while helping Wu Xiao wipe the blood with her hands: "Why do you have a nosebleed?" ”
"Oops, I'm lucky I didn't have a cerebral hemorrhage!" As soon as this buddy said it, he picked up the water and washed his face, and then whispered what Yang Caixia said.
"Flutter ......" Song Chunhua couldn't help it, holding her hands and smiling.
"Hey, you have no conscience, you can still laugh." Wu Xiao said and stared.
Song Chunhua finished laughing, her hand left her mouth but put it on top of her vest: "Then what do you mean?" ”
"I cut! I'm ......," Wu Xiao didn't say, put away the fishing rod, picked up the moss wrapped in the carp and left.
Song Chunhua followed him, smiling and biting her red lips. How can she say this? Isn't she ...... with him too
Ouch! This broken mountain village is small, but it is an evil door. Wu Xiao was really unhappy, so he picked two big red tomatoes in the vegetable garden where he didn't know who it was. Thinking about this kind of evil thing, it is better to engage in his carp stew with tomatoes.
The carp stewed tomato is really good, and the taste is so good that Song Chunhua ran to Wu Xiao's side again.
Wu Xiao picked up the spoon and took a sip of the soup, smacking his mouth and feeling refreshed. This carp is fat, and the soup has a layer of oil flowers floating on it, and the taste has the sourness of tomato and the deliciousness of carp.
"Yo! It's as red as your nosebleed. After Song Chunhua finished speaking, she covered her mouth and smiled again.
Wu Xiao also looked at the soup, it was really yes, the two tomatoes were ripe enough, and the stewed soup was really red.
"I don't want to drink it, I'll be afraid when I see it red in the future." Wu Xiao said, picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat the fish.
Song Chunhua couldn't eat with a smile, put down the chopsticks and said, "There's no way to be like this." ”
"Oh, what has become of me?" Wu Xiao was unhappy again.
"Alright, these things are just words." Song Chunhua smiled again, picked up a piece of fish meat and raised it to Wu Xiao's mouth.
I finally got the carp meat, and it was delicious! The carp meat is also full of tomato flavor and slightly sour.
"Hey, the rice will be ready to be harvested in two days, as you said, this year's rice, the excess will be purchased by the company. You should tell everyone about the purchase price. Song Chunhua picked up a piece of fish meat again and put it in her mouth.
Wu Xiao also nodded, it's better to be busy, it's too idle, there are always people thinking of the idea of the evil sect.
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