This "Elevator Storm" is a famous cross talk actor in the previous life, the president of the Chinese Quyi Association, and Mr. Jiang Kun once performed at the Spring Festival Gala. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The Tang people remember this very well.

This work reflects the efficiency of the work of the relevant government departments and the problems that exist.

That's the content.

After Zhang Ou saw this script, he also thought it was relatively good, because this kind of satirical work is very fresh, and the themes used by the Tang people are ancient and innovative, and it is great to reflect the problems of the current era with the themes of the old era.

"Look at the efficiency of our food department, here!" I'll take a look, hey, steaming steamed buns, such big balls, I'm greedy!

"You eat!"

"The iron fence door is blocked, you can't get in!"

"I can't eat it yet!"

The child watching the excitement next to him came up with an idea: "Uncle, let's break the steamed buns and balls and throw them in, you open your mouth wide and continue!" ””

"Hey, kid's brain is fast enough!"

"What's going on, zoo kids tease bears, they will do this!"

"Well, I've seen that too."

"I've had a mouthful of east and west, and I've dealt with a half-full, and drinking soup has become a problem."

"You can't throw it."

"The kid had an idea, he took out the water gun, poured soup into it!"

"Okay!"

"Don't boast! If you don't have hair on your mouth, you can't do things firmly, but you can see it, and you can make me egg soup on my face! ”

"What a look!"

At this time, the head of the propaganda section came again: "Comrade Jiang Kun, I have good news for you, we have studied it!" ””

"Research it out again?"

"We think it's rare to be able to keep a cross talk actor like you here, and in order to commemorate, we decided to award you a glorious title, like a model of afforestation, an expert in exterminating rodents, and no accidents for 100 kilometers......"

"Huh?"

"These places are already full, so we don't think about it. Based on your performance, we decided to hang a plaque for you here in the elevator with 4 big words written on it: 'Lone Hero', what do you think? ”

"I can't stand it!"

"At this time, the head of the personnel section also came."

"What did he study again?"

"Xiao Jiang, this time you have copied it, you will make a mess of the section chief so well!"

"Section chief?"

"We studied it just now, and from the perspective of taking care of the influence of our unit, we decided to let you enjoy section-level treatment here, which is a bit out of the ordinary with your qualifications! There is a bed bug in the melon seeds, there is a benevolent child, he has a section chief as soon as he passes the pass, this person is going to be lucky, you don't know which cloud has rain! ”

"Is this luck?"

"At this time, Director Wang of the office also came"

"Sensei, he's researched it too!"

No, he discussed with me: "I heard that we have a famous actor here, and there are more and more people around the gate, and the crowd is also enthusiastic." In order to limit the number of people, we decided to sell tickets to visit, and the ticket price was set at three cents, do you think it is appropriate? ”

"Sell tickets to you?"

"Go, make a basin of hot water, wash his face, look at this face of egg soup, bury more! Spend three cents to make people look clean, and you can't fool the masses! ”

"I think you're fooling!"

As he spoke, the crowd lined up and passed in front of me with their heads bowed, as if looking at the remains.

"Why are you keeping your head down?"

"I'm down there!"

"By the way, I can't see it."

At this time, it was almost dark, and I heard a female comrade shouting outside: "I said that I came out to reflect the problem, and I didn't look back. As for you! Tang people, where are you hiding? Come out! Go home! ”

"Yo, who is this?"

"My object!"

"Look at the excitement!"

As soon as I told me about the situation, my subject was so anxious that I was about to cry, so I hurriedly persuaded: "Object, don't cry, I'm good here, I'll tell you a good news, I'm the section chief!" The standard of food is two pieces of six, and the lunch is ...... Egg soup! ”

"Don't mention this!"

"You wait at home, wait for the leader to study, wait for me to come home, don't change your mind, you keep it! The darkness is about to pass, and the dawn is ahead! ”

"Alright, don't take a stand!"

At this time, I heard the radio horn in the building: "Attention all comrades! Attention all comrades! In order to rescue the masses stuck in the elevator, the leaders held a meeting to study, put forward more than 50 plans, and finally after drawing lots, it was decided to adopt the new technology introduced from abroad——"

"What technology?"

"Directional blasting!"

"Blasting?"

"In order to ensure safety and prevent accidents, please evacuate 50 meters away from the building quickly, and evacuate 50 meters away from the building!" When my lover heard this: "Tang people, let's withdraw!" I said, "You withdraw, I'll cover!" ”

"Are you okay?"

"If you can't do it, you have to do it! I was so anxious that I wanted to cry again, and several leaders came to persuade: "What to cry, what to cry, no problem, I have seen the young men who pick up and blast, five big and three coarse, such a big explosive bag will leave as soon as you carry it, and it is estimated that the food standard of 6 steamed buns is not enough!" ”

"This is the food chief."

"Don't worry, comrade object, this directional blasting is very powerful, as soon as such an old elevator is blown up, it will become the same as powder noodles, it doesn't matter, this one is blown up, there is a name over there!"

"Oh, you don't care!"

"People, it's under the management of the Personnel Department!"

"What did the HR chief say?"

"Xiao Jiang, you copied it again, this imported explosive is that you and I will blow it up for you, and if you change someone else, his level is not enough, you think, this explosive will be blown up...... What's that, you're staring inside, I'll go first! ”

"Withdraw!"

"It's just that Director Wang of the people's office is doing some serious business!"

"What did he say?"

"Talk less, do practical things, and start a fire! Let's go, Comrade Tangren, don't be afraid, this thing may not make a sound! ”

"Huh? I'm scared to hear! ”

After the leader finished speaking, I also have to have an attitude, I said: "Comrades, leave me alone!" Danger, I'm on! For the sake of victory, shoot at me! Then what, Internachonaire, must be realized! ”

Nineteen Eight Seven Sixty Five ......

"Light the fire!"

"As soon as I saw that everyone was gone, I didn't hold on, I came to lie down on the spot, holding my head in both hands, and I listened to the sound of "boom"! ”

"How?"

"It really broke me out!"

"Okay!"

"What a thing! Crashed me out of the elevator over here, and into the elevator over there! ”

"Whew!!"

The cross talk is over.

Tang Ren and Zhang Ou bowed to the judges below.

"Hehe, Xiao Zhang, your work is very good!" An old man smiled at Zhang Ou. "It's kind of like we were from that era."

"Teacher Xun has won the award!" Zhang Ou smiled modestly.

"Well, Xun Lao is right, indeed, this work has a sense of age, but there is no lack of some fresh elements in it, it is a good work!" Another man answered.

"There's just a problem." A middle-aged man in a suit spoke up. "Your work is too insinuating!!"

"Innuendo?" Zhang Ou was a little puzzled, "I also ask Director Li for advice." ”

"The leaders, cadres, section chiefs, and whatevers in your works are too disrespectful to the leaders of our party!" Director Li frowned. "It's impossible for you to review this kind of work!" (To be continued.) )