03. This story tells us that Christmas is harmful
At Christmas, a sacred festival for couples to date, I will go to Shibuya, one of the famous dating meccas in all 11 wards, with my sister. Is there an outlet that can be said in this way?
"What were you talking about?"
"Didn't say anything?"
The tone of Kiri's question was not good, and Long'er replied as if nothing happened.
For the first time, I felt that life was so difficult! If I hadn't agreed to Kirino's request, I should have been preparing Christmas dinner with Minori Pear, Taiga, and Yami, and maybe some wine or something~ Then you can enjoy the drunkenness of the next few people, and finally I accidentally got drunk~ After that, such and such things can happen.
However, the current situation is that when Kirino and I came out of the subway station, the sunlight was already dyed crimson, and it would not be long before the sky would be completely dark. After that, you will feel the crowd like Akihabara, but what is very different from Akihabara is that there are more fashionable clothes and more handsome men and women than in other places.
So much so that my sister was not very conspicuous when she entered the crowd, but I was a little eye-catching. Compared with his sister, his dress looks a little shabby, but Long'er himself doesn't care too much about these things.
Long Er is outside the spirit here, but Kirino is a little unhappy.
"You're wondering why you have to be here on Christmas Eve! I'm reluctant to do it myself! A new volume is about to begin. And many of the next chapters take place on Christmas Eve, so it doesn't work if you don't add the deadline! I even heartbroken enough to decline Ayase's invitation. Originally, I could have gone to the Christmas party hosted by Ayase's office. ”
Kirino is unhappy and croaking non-stop.
Long Er thought to herself, I'm better than you! You're just a girl, and what about me? Three! Originally, there were three girls who could accompany me, but who was the loss!
"Wait!! Kirino said whose invitation did you turn down!? ”
When Long Er was complaining in her heart, she suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"Ayase? How do you get deaf in your ears? ”
"Hehe~ It's just that I suddenly have some bad premonitions."
didn't care about Kiri's sarcastic tone, Long Er just had a faint uneasiness in his heart.
"Jingle bell~~~"
A very ordinary bell rang out from the dragon's pocket.
Long Er's heart suddenly chuckled, although he hoped that this phone call was the kind of harassing call that Long Er hated the most before, that is, the kind that didn't ring when it rang, but unfortunately the continuous ringing interrupted the fantasy.
Wei Wei took out his mobile phone from his pocket in his clothes and glanced at the caller's prompt:
That's right, this is the name that Ryu'er gave to Ayase. Although there was no urge to answer the call in his heart, Ke was intuitively telling Long Er that if he didn't answer, something even more terrifying would happen. In desperation, I could only answer the call.
"Hey! Is it my brother? ”
A gentle, nurturing voice from there. If it would make Long'er a little comfortable in normal times. It's a pity......
After a glance, he knew that he was talking to Ayase and was a little unconsciously nervous.
Long Er also feels a little tricky about the situation in front of him~
"Well~ It's Ayase? What's the matter? ”
Long Er asked as if nothing had happened.
"That's right, I originally invited Kirino to our office's Christmas party tonight. But Kirino refused. It's not a big deal, but I'm still a little worried on such a special day. I'm afraid that Kirino will be bewitched by some unknown dirty and nasty bed bugs. So I want to ask my brother, do you know where Kirino is now, who is he with? ”
Dirty and nasty bed bugs? Still demagoguery? Obviously I was forced to be helpless, okay? Ryu'er really wanted to explain to Ayase out loud like this.
But...... "You dare to tell Ayase that I'm with you. I'll kill you!"
Kirino made such a threatening gesture. Let Long'er also have to tell a little lie to the "gentle girl".
"Kirino ~ She is now having a Christmas party with my neighbor, the Dahe family! By the way, there are also people you know~ It's really a pear! Do you remember? Yeah! That's her. Well~ They're still making trouble~ So it's also a little noisy, by the way, do you want to let Shi Nari answer the phone? ”
Long Er asked cautiously.
"No, since my brother said so. Then there is no problem. Then I still have some things here, next time I meet my brother, let's have a good exchange~"
As he spoke, Ayase had already hung up the phone.
Long Er and Kirino also breathed a sigh of relief.
But...... Ayase's last sentence "Let's have a good exchange" feels a little tricky~~
At the same time, at the home of the great river.
"That brother...... No! That's how the bug answered~"
Ayase hung up the phone and looked at the three girls in front of her with a "smile" on her face. The great river, the ami, and the Sitno pear.
"Well~sure enough~"
Ami stretched, with an expected expression.
"Stinky Dog~~~ How dare you!"
Dahe was furious.
"I guess something was threatened or bewitched by Kirino.,This kind of thing has happened a lot.。
Ami waved her hand, with an expression that could be guessed no matter how you guessed this kind of thing.
"Ami-senpai! Although you are a senior whom I respect, it is impossible for Kirino to do such a thing! Please don't speculate, can you?! ”
Ayase looked at Ami and said with a little anger.
"Oh~ Do you think it's really as you imagined? Don't you already have the answer yourself? ”
Regarding Ayase's accusation, Ami didn't refute too much, but let Ayase think about it herself.
"Ayase, I'm sorry too. I finally invited you to this meeting, and the result is ...... It became like this. ”
Although Minori's face was a little ugly, she still apologized to Ayase.
"Nope! The seniors of the crow-edgies have not done anything wrong, so what do they need to apologize for? Instead, it's Kirino ...... Kirino does this...... No, it doesn't work! Aren't they brother and sister? That...... In that case. Isn't it just ......"
At the end of the day, Ayase's eyes were a little blank, as if they would "break" at any time
"As for such a question~~~"
Taiga, Ami, and Minori glanced at each other, but decided to tell the truth.
"Actually, Kirino and Long'er don't ......"
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Again, let's go back to the bustling city of Shibuya.
"Then let's start at this crossroads!"
After experiencing Ayase's phone call, Kirino regrouped again, opened the customized plan in the phone, and pointed to the intersection with people in front of him.
"Crossroads? What are you going to do? ”
"From the beginning of the new chapter, the hero and heroine started dating at the crossroads on Christmas Eve."
"Clams? And then what? ”
"In other words, I'll simulate the actions of the hero and heroine with the two of you. In this way, the things that have actually been experienced will be more realistically described. ”
"I see, that's what the so-called material is. You play the role of the heroine, and I play the role of her boyfriend, right? "I'm not really happy about it, but that's it."
Kirino said in a rather reluctant tone.
Kirino you really haven't written a novel before? Although all I do is copying...... That's what~ But is this really the case?
Thinking of this, Long Er also looked at Kirino with very strange eyes, and almost didn't ask.
"So, now hurry up and take advantage of the red light to find a big car to be run over, and let me obediently turn it into a pile of minced meat."
Before Long Er could figure it out~ Kirino issued such an order to Long Er.
"it!! The new prologue will kill the male protagonist, you want your book to hit the street quickly! ”
Ryu'er looked at Kirino with a frightened expression.
"Doesn't this give readers a strong sense of conflict~ Just like the magical girl Madoka you supervised, isn't the hand senior sister in the third episode just a gorgeous U-turn?!"
"Senpai who doesn't turn around is not a good anime! And I haven't heard of such a take. I'm not going to do that anyway! ”
"Clams! It's because your level is too low, you don't know, and if you don't simulate it, how can I know the real feelings? ”
"What kind of affection do you want from your brother's minced meat!!"
Kirino, who was yelled at by the dragon, thought for a moment and made a gesture of raising his glasses. It seems that many high-IQ characters said in a deep tone after their actions:
"For example, after the murderer kills, the complex emotions are there"
"That prisoner is you!"
Long'er looked like he couldn't complain.
"It's really troublesome~ I know, I'll just take a picture, right~"
Seeing that Long'er was really unwilling to give in, Kirino had no choice but to take out the camera he had prepared in advance and head to the next location.
After that, I went to the mall, and looked at those beautiful and luxurious goods, which really made Long Er not interested.
That's right.,The simulated situation here is,The heroine's boyfriend was crushed into minced meat by a cart.,It's not been a month before the plot of coming here to visit the mall with a rich boss.,Although I've said it many times.,But I still want to say.,Tong is your heroine is based on a black cat! The male protagonist came shopping with the rich boss before his bones were cold? Kirino you are so black, black cat is really good?
But why should the rich boss be slaughtered! Kirino also went to a jewelry store after that! actually asked Long'er to buy a hairpin worth 30,000 soft sister coins, Long'er was also drunk at the time, but thinking that his small treasury still had some background, so he still didn't refuse, but when Long'er still wanted to help Dahe, Yami, Shino Pear, and even Ayase choose jewelry, Tongno ran away angrily, and it was also so that Long'er couldn't understand.
Finally, after catching up with Kirino, I saw Kirino not knowing where to carry the water borrowed together, and walked tremblingly.
"Hello? Kirino what do you want to do? Let me experience the rich boss of the Ice Bucket Challenge? ”
"It's not you~ it's me!"
Before the dragon could react, Kirino carried the bucket and poured it on his head!
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