Chapter 3 Molesting Aunt and Grandma

Yu Le hurriedly replied: "You sleep in the bed, I sleep with you!" ”

Lin Shiyin was stunned when she heard this, is this teasing herself?

Thinking of this, she said angrily: "Sample, I haven't seen you for half a year, you have the courage to see fat!" I dare to tease my aunt and grandmother! ”

Yu Le really wants to slap his face, this Nima Internet language kills people! Flirting with a female tyrannosaurus, isn't this equivalent to using yourself as bait?

He hugged his head and pleaded, "Grandma, I was wrong! ”

Lin Shiyin couldn't twist her ears, kicked Yu Le's buttocks and said, "Your confession attitude is not good enough, you should take a break, stand upright, straighten your chest, and close your abdomen." Then he said loudly, aunt and grandmother, please do anything. ”

Yu Le secretly complained to himself: "Damn! The whole person has played a new trick! Please feel any size, any size you want. ”

For this strange whole person request, he can only slander in his heart. If he dares to raise objections, he will probably have to stand on the edge of the toilet for a day, Nima, my aunt and grandmother are too cruel!

However, he still asked curiously: "Grandma, is this the plot of the movie in which the client participates?" ”

Liu Shiyin asked proudly: "You also think this whole person method is very special, don't you?" ”

Yu Le smiled bitterly: "Unless you are a masochist, it's okay who thinks like this!" ”

Liu Shiyin said angrily: "What did you say? Masochist, do you dare to say that your aunt is a masochist? ”

Yu Le quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, no." If it weren't for my aunt's natural talent, I would never have thought of such a wonderful way to rectify people. ”

Liu Shiyin smiled with satisfaction: "You have knowledge!" ”

Yu Le knew that if he talked nonsense with Liu Shiyin, he wouldn't be able to get to the point for a day.

Therefore, he asked Liu Shiyin's intention: "You didn't come to my house just to teach me a lesson, right?" ”

Liu Shiyin glared and said, "What I said, do you dare to remember?" ”

Yu Le thought for a moment and asked tentatively, "Is it about being a legal adviser?" ”

Liu Shiyin nodded with satisfaction and said, "You have a conscience, and you haven't forgotten my words." ”

Yu Le nodded and said: "Grandma's words, that's Chrysostom Yuyan, how dare you forget a little bit." ”

Liu Shiyin said: "I came to sue you to be a legal adviser to the star, don't ask blindly about things that shouldn't be asked; Don't say what you shouldn't say; Do not have thoughts that you should not have. ”

Yu Le patted his chest and said, "Grandma, don't worry, as a lawyer, this professional ethics is absolutely there." ”

After a pause, he asked, "Which star do you use as an agent?" ”

Liu Shiyin sat on the sofa in the living room and said, "Ziyan, my college classmate, you have met before. ”

Yu Le racked his brains and thought about it, and suddenly realized: "Is that the little girl with picturesque, cold and simple eyebrows?" ”

Liu Shiyin nodded and said: "It's worthy of your thoughts about others back then, and you still remember each other for so long!" ”

When Yu Le heard this, he felt that Liu Shiyin's tone was sour, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Then when will we meet with the client?" ”

Lin Shiyin said in a mocking tone: "Heh, I heard that it is Ziyan, and the enthusiasm will come soon." ”

Yu Le sat down beside Lin Shiyin with a shy face, hugged her and said, "Grandma, my heart is bright and the moon is clear, and you are the only one!" ”

When Lin Shiyin heard this, her pretty face turned red and said, "In broad daylight, look for the moon as a witness, you are really slippery!" ”

Yu Le Khan, this Nima thinking is really jumping, and this can be faulted.

Lin Shiyin leaned on his arms and said: "Ziyan is also a star close to the first line in China. You don't want to act like a rascal. ”

Yu Le raised his forehead and sighed: "Grandma, when did I look like a hooligan?" ”

Liu Shiyin sneered: "At the beginning, when we were eating together, your eyes glanced at other people's faces when they were fine, and Ziyan and I didn't know it!" ”

When Yu Le heard this, his old face turned red and said, "The first time I saw a cold little girl, isn't it curious?" ”

Liu Shiyin glanced at Yu Le and said, "Why haven't you ever been curious about me?" ”

Yu Le smiled bitterly: "I've been taking a bath in a bathtub since I was a child, and I've watched everything that should be seen and shouldn't be seen." What else is there to be curious about. ”

Thinking that the two of them were still taking a bath in a bathtub when they were seven or eight years old, Liu Shiyin gritted her teeth and said: "I have been a little hooligan since I was a child, and I am a big hooligan when I grow up." ”

Yu Le said helplessly: "The figure of the little bean sprout, what's so good-looking!" ”

Liu Shiyin hugged Yu Le's hand and took a bite and said, "Is my aunt so inferior?" ”

Yu Le smiled evilly: "Why don't we relive the good old days of our childhood." ”

Liu Shiyin chirped: "I want to be beautiful, my aunt and grandmother are not now, you can watch it if you want to." ”

Yu Le's hand unconsciously put his arm around Liu Shiyin's chest and said, "Yes, you've grown up, do you have a male ticket?" ”

Liu Shiyin slapped Yu Le's big hand and said, "Where are you going?" ”

Yu Le smiled awkwardly: "The infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak, and this hand loves travel too much." ”

Liu Shiyin glanced at Yu Le and said, "Say something hooligan, and say that you are not a hooligan?" ”

Yu Le held Liu Shiyin's hand and said, "Didn't you have nowhere to put it just now, there won't be no rules now." ”

Liu Shiyin diverted the question of male tickets and continued to introduce to Yu Le: "Ziyan starred in many movies when she was in college, one heroine and four supporting roles. After graduation, he cooperated with a well-known domestic director and starred in a big heroine movie, and now he is in the limelight. ”

Yu Le asked in a low voice: "Eh, I heard that unspoken rules prevail in the entertainment industry, she has so many opportunities at such a young age, is there a big guy backstage?" ”

Liu Shiyin grabbed Yu Le's ears and said: "I'm asking you to be a lawyer consultant, not a tabloid reporter for lace news, why are you asking this?" ”

Yu Le rubbed his ears and said, "Aren't I curious? ”

Liu Shiyin pointed at Yu Le and said, "Curious? If you want to do this job well, you don't have to be curious. ”

Yu Le muttered: "I'm worried about you, I'm afraid that you will suffer!" What if she doesn't feel well that day and sells you? ”

When Liu Shiyin heard this, she felt both angry and funny.

She said angrily: "My head is full of filth, and I don't know how you passed the guò lawyer exam?" ”

Yu Le said solemnly: "The law never uses malice to punish people, otherwise, how can the criminal law be so detailed about various criminal acts?" Could it be that those experts and scholars who participated in the revision of the criminal law have done similar things? ”

After a pause, Yu Le continued: "Therefore, the lawyer speculates on human nature from the worst point of view, and then legislates to sanction it, so as to protect the good people. ”

Liu Shiyin was stunned by Yu Le's tirade, but she had to admit that what he said was really a bit crooked.

However, she was still quite moved by Yu Le's concern.

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