Hu Tailai was stunned suddenly, Li Ergou Li Uncle Chen Tianhang also looked at me with a blank face, I was too lazy to care, paralyzed, didn't I compare with Lao Tzu? Play big if you want to play!

"Master Hu, do you have a bet with me?" I said word by word. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hu Tailai's face sank, maybe Chen Tianhang couldn't see the truth of me and him, but he himself was fake, I had been with him for so long, if he didn't know my background, he would be brainless.

Now seeing me swearing to bet with him so much, it's strange that he doesn't beat a drum in his heart, after all, no matter how big a liar is, he is an ordinary person, he is an ordinary person, he is afraid of hell!

"Bet, why not?" Hu Tailai was provoked by me, and suddenly became angry: "I want you to let the yellow-haired boy know what is the authenticity of Maoshan!" As he spoke, he flicked the sleeves of his robe and turned around to leave.

"Wait, I'll add another million personally." Uncle Li's voice suddenly sounded, Hu Tailai, who had just turned around, trembled suddenly, turned around and glared at Uncle Li angrily, and Chen Tianhang on the side changed his face even more: "Brother Li, you are so old, why are you messing around?" ”

Uncle Li glanced at Chen Tianhang with a smile, and then looked at Hu Tailai, his gaze did not dodge or dodge: "Duan Ya is my son and nephew, of course I am united with him, and there is a mistake together." ”

"Humph! Well, that's good! See you at the funeral home tonight! Hu Tailai laughed angrily, and after speaking, he turned around and left.

"It's ......." Chen Tianhang saw Hu Tailai leave angrily, and he didn't know what to say for a while, and finally sighed heavily: "Alas, it's okay, things are like this, and I can't mediate from it." ”

As he spoke, he looked at Uncle Li: "Old Li, are you crazy?" Hu Tailai's status, we are really not easy to provoke. ”

Uncle Li waved his hand: "I said, Duan Ya is my son and nephew, I won't let this matter, if Brother Chen feels that the business is not appropriate, we can let go of this business." ”

"Let's put off the business for the time being, everything will be said after I finish dealing with my father's funeral, I'll go and call the funeral home first." Chen Tianhang said in a deep voice and walked out of the hall.

I looked at Uncle Li and said apologetically, "Uncle Li, I'm sorry." ”

"What's so sorry, expose the liar, no matter what time it is, Uncle will believe you." Uncle Li patted me on the shoulder: "Anyway, Lao Tzu also sees that the turtle son is not pleasing to the eye, so it's a big deal to find a night, squat at the door of his house, set a set of sackcloth bags, and beat his turtle son." ”

"Oh, daddy's a fork!" Li Ergou said with a smile beside him.

Uncle Li waved his hand: "Just kidding, Lao Tzu was also an unruly teenager back then, known as Brother Pheasant of Yufeng Village." ”

Li Ergou's faces and I changed at the same time, Li Ergou didn't have any eyesight, he retched, and looked at Uncle Li: "Dad, you successfully made me feel like vomiting." ”

"Turtle son, are you beaten up?" Uncle Li laughed and scolded, the father and son made a fuss for a while, and Uncle Li went out to find Chen Tianhang.

Li Ergou and I stood in the hall, and those servants and Chen Tianhang's wife and children didn't come in, just the two of us.

"Yazi, since you know that the turtle son is a liar, why do you still do this?" Li Ergou looked puzzled.

I grinned: "Whoever asks him to pretend to be compared, he will let him pretend to be big if he likes to pretend, this is called not death." ”

"Then why don't you ask Old Man Li and Ma Li'er first, what if they really know Hu Tailai?" Li Ergou was still a little worried.

"Ask Mao." I rolled my eyes: "I almost know Old Man Li's true friends, this Hu Tailai is not among them at all, even if he knows Old Man Li, but in terms of my relationship with Old Man Li, can Old Man Li still beat me?" As for Ma Li'er...... She has no friends at all! ”

"No friends?" Li Ergou frowned.

I nodded: "You should check out "I Have a Date with a Zombie" to know why she has no friends." ”

After more than an hour, the funeral parlor's hearse stopped outside the villa, Chen Tianhang was busy transporting his Lao Tzu to the car, and then went to the funeral parlor to decorate the mourning hall.

Uncle Li saw that it was a little late, so he took me and Li Ergou out of Chen Tianhang's house and went to Quanjude for a roast duck meal.

To be honest, this is the first time I have eaten authentic roast duck, the taste is really good, Uncle Li and I have eaten a lot, as for Li Ergou, this rice bucket is simply holding a duck to gnaw, the master of the duck is scared, people just picked up the knife to prepare the duck, Li Ergou reached out and grabbed the duck and gnawed it.

This meal was eaten for two hours, and it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

On the Cayenne car, Uncle Li had a sad expression on his face: "Ergou, can you learn to learn Duanya, your eating appearance, Lao Tzu looks like a rice bucket and not like my son." ”

"Cut...... With my appearance, what else do you want? Li Ergou didn't have any consciousness at all, so he had to say.

The corners of Uncle Li's mouth twitched, and he slapped his head on the door, and fell silent.

I didn't join the chat between their father and son, but looked out the car window, to be honest, I was still a little worried about the corpse of Old Man Chen, after all, he was killed by a depressed ghost!

The depressed ghost died in the great joy, and he was angry and depressed to the extreme, so he would wear mourning clothes and wander around various happy events to find a stand-in, and Mr. Chen was the stand-in found by the depressed ghost, so it was easy to become a second depressed ghost!

If you really want to become a depressed ghost, the general yin and yang ghost catchers have to kneel directly, even if I, if I go head-to-head with the depressed ghost, I will win properly, but I can't die, there must be other people in the mourning hall, if you don't pay attention to it, you have to be hurt by the depressed ghost, this is a big trouble!

"Uncle Li, let's go find a paper shop first, I have to buy something." I say.

Uncle Li answered, and took me to find a dark paper shop, I bought two pieces of yellow paper, cinnabar and rooster blood, generally the dark paper shop has these things, but they don't specially make them out to sell.

Then I used these things to draw two "Da Luo Tianzun Body Talismans" and stuffed them to Uncle Li and Li Ergou, with these two talismans to protect, they will be safer later.

By the time we arrived at the funeral home, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, because of Chen Tianhang's connections, there were still many people who came to worship Mr. Chen, and Hu Tailai was wearing a Taoist robe, standing in front of the coffin, holding a peachwood sword in his hand, and there was a "band" beating gongs and drums next to him, as if he was holding a solo concert.

As soon as he saw us come in, Hu Tailai glanced at us with slanted eyes, snorted coldly, I also rolled my eyes at him, and sat on the side with Uncle Li, Chen Tianhang came over to say hello to us and was busy entertaining other people.

"Yazi, will Old Man Chen really crawl out of the coffin?" Li Ergou asked in a low voice.

"Hmm." I nodded, it was already so thick during the day, and it would be strange if there was no problem tonight!

"That's good, there's a good show." Li Ergou looked at Hu Tailai with a gloating expression: "Paralyzed, let you pretend to be with us." ”

It was eleven o'clock in a blink of an eye, because it was too late, and almost all the worshippers in the mourning hall were gone, leaving Chen Tianhang's family of three, as well as me and Uncle Li, Ergou, and Hu Tailai's vote to do the thing.

Chen Tianhang and his wife and son were squatting next to the coffin and burning paper money, all looking sad, his son was about six or seven years old, and he probably couldn't kneel after kneeling all night, so he stood up and said to Chen Tianhang: "Dad, I want to go and see grandpa." ”

"Go ahead." Chen Tianhang did not refuse.

The little kid turned around and ran to the side of the coffin, but then frowned, and turned back to Chen Tianhang in confusion and shouted, "Dad, grandpa smiled!" ”