99 Mentally ill people and doctors who do not heal but only fall in love

"Who are you?" Jang Jae-yeol asked sharply, why did this woman appear in his house inexplicably.

Yue Lingshan is extremely depressed, she is South Korea again, and she has a split personality, are there many split personalities in this world?

The original owner, Ge Ming, knew that he had schizophrenia, and he was not in a hurry to treat the disease, and he loved to die and live with the psychiatrist all day long. Is this the world of mental illness saving the world and saving the world of mankind?

For this South Korea, which is in love when you are in love when you are fighting, when you are fleeing, when you are in love when you are working, when you are in love, when you are in love, when you are in love, when you are in love,

Yue Lingshan decided to seize and destroy the will to destroy this dear original body, and let love die and die.

How? Use huge mental power to kill the master personality and snatch the body? It's too unstylish, and the master personality that Yue Lingshan wants to play with automatically gives up his physical body.

"Who am I, you ask?" Yue Lingshan sneered, "Am I not just an evil ghost. ”

Jang Jae-yeol breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be an idiot, and then his jaw dropped.

Yue Lingshan floated in the air.

Hell!

What happened? Neighbors knock on the door.

I have ghosts in my house!

The neighbor was shocked, shrunk his head and looked, there was no hair, he was bold, he didn't do anything bad in his life, he wasn't afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, he looked at you scared like that, he must have done too much.

Jang Jae-yeol looked at the ghost that had been floating in front of him, looked at the neighbor who was spitting, and fainted decisively.

"Doctor, I've seen a ghost." In the emergency room, Jang Jae-yeol confessed honestly.

The doctor sticks out his finger, how much is this?

Doctor, I'm hell, not blind or stupid!

The doctor understands, call Ji Haixiu, there is a patient here to transfer to you.

Patient name, symptoms?

The patient's name is Jang Jae-yeol, and he said that he had seen a ghost.

Jang Jae-yeol? This man I know, he was originally a psychiatric patient.

Nima, are you still letting it out if you are sick? Scared the neighbors to know it or not.

Ji Hae-so quickly concluded that Jang Jae-yeol was a typical split personality, seeing people who didn't exist, talking to people who didn't exist, trying to escape reality.

This disease is easy to cure and not easy to treat.

What you see is not a ghost, but your split personality, which is not uncommon among psychopaths.

Jang Jae-yeol breathed a sigh of relief, it was much better to be in a serious mental illness than to see a ghost. Is there any medicine? Eat a few first.

Sou! Yue Lingshan appeared.

Jang Jae-yeol stubbornly kept his sitting posture unchanged, but he was just an illusory personality, so he didn't have to be afraid, he didn't need to shoot, he didn't have to be afraid.

Yue Lingshan approached Chi Haixiu, this doctor is so ugly.

Jang Jae-yeol pondered, could it be that this split personality is to express his heart? He thinks this doctor is too low-looking? It's impossible, I still like her very much when I fall in love.

Yue Lingshan was floating happily in Zhang Zailie's house.

Zhang Zailie gritted his teeth, I'm not afraid of you, you're not a ghost, just my split personality, watch me take a handful of medicine to kill you.

Yue Lingshan sneered, split personality? Don't confuse me, a super ghost who knows eight foreign languages, with you, a guy who writes garbage detectives with a brain, it's too much of a ghost's style.

Jang Jae-yeol comforted himself, it's okay, I'm talking to the air, I don't know eight foreign languages at all, I don't understand a single country, this is what I made up myself, I believe that a split personality really has a ghost.

Yue Lingshan said, it's really stupid, this kind of thing is too easy to prove, turn on the tape recorder, I will attach you and say a few words to you.

Jang Jae-yeol thinks that although it is an illusory personality, it is not difficult to record anyway, so you might as well try it, just make a joke with yourself.

Yue Lingshan possessed, let's go, let's go.

Zhang Zailie listened to the recording, wahahaha, it doesn't sound like English, anyway, I still studied ABC for a few years, obviously I rolled my tongue and babbled nonsense, I'm really neurotic, great, wahahaha.

You still want to understand eight foreign languages? Hehehehehe.

Jang Jae-yeol comforted himself, but he was just being ridiculed by himself, nothing, trivial.

For peace of mind, Jang Jae-yeol still asked a foreign language expert, there is a recording, help me hear what I heard.

Hey, isn't that your voice? Foreign language experts are curious.

Oops, Russian, German, French, Italian, Latin, Spanish, Japanese! It's still so slippery, you're deliberately playing tricks on me, right?

Big brother, 100,000 is in a hurry, who has time to play with you, what is this passage talking about.

Oh, it seems to be telling a religious story, by the way, it seems to be a passage from the Bible, there are several languages that can distinguish the language, but after all, I don't know it, I don't understand what to say.

Are you sure it's not gibberish and you roll your tongue and shout nonsense?

Foreign language experts are categorical, Russian, French, Japanese will not be wrong to decide, and it is these foreign languages that my buddies learn.

Jang Jae-yeol is desperate, he doesn't know any Russian, French, Japanese.

"Doctor, after a split personality, can you speak eight foreign languages?" Jang Jae-yeol looked at Ji Hae-so with hope.

Chi Haixiu scoffed, no matter how much personality splitting there is, it will only be something you will have, it is impossible that you will not, of course, sometimes it will show some artistic talent that the master does not have, such as painting, singing, dancing or something.

Sure enough, it's a split personality, Jang Jae-yeol smiled and played the recording. Eight foreign languages, that is to say, his split personality is a genius with full language talent, and there is no problem in learning 88 Chinese languages.

Ji Haixiu was taken aback, talent is just talent, without systematic learning, it will definitely not be any better, those in the movie who become Van Gogh with a paintbrush are all needed by the plot. Unless your split personality controls your body, buys a lot of textbooks and goes to a lot of foreign Chinese schools, there will never be an inexplicable thing about speaking eight foreign languages.

Jang Jae-yeol's heart full of joy began to pull out the cold again.

Chi Haixiu said that split personality is a genius, theoretically, but I have never seen it clinically. In addition, to determine whether it is a split personality study, in fact, it is easy to know by checking your daily schedule, as well as whether you have less money and whether you have bought inexplicable study materials.

Jang Jae-yeol laughed coldly, there was no sign at all, so it could only be a ghost.

!

Ji Haixiu asked senior psychiatrist Zhao Dongmin for advice, and the patient resolutely denied any way and opportunity to learn, but the split personality inexplicably learned eight foreign languages, is it possible?

Probably big! If split-personality doesn't need to learn to understand more things, then believe it or not, ask split-personality to study physics, mathematics, biology, and be a great scientist in line to circle the earth.

Ji Haixiu was dumbfounded, it must be a split personality, there are no ghosts in this world, but why can't you understand it, do you still need to go back to school and study again?

Zhao Dongming laughed, are you carried away by love, and you don't even have a little basic knowledge of the basic qualities of a psychiatrist.

Cho Dong Ming Ji Hae-so decided to take Jang Jae-yeol as her main analytical research object.

Jang Jae-yeol looked at Ji Haixiu, although he was not beautiful, but he had a good figure, and the sperm worm was on the brain, so he decided to take one of the walls, or he could consider it further in the treatment room.

Ji Haixiu slowly closed his eyes and waited.

Syllable! Ji Haixiu received a slap in the face.

You are a psychiatrist, you actually seduce patients, you want unspoken rules, it is too shameless and unprofessional.

Bang bang bang! Serial hand pumping face.

Chi Haixiu was inexplicably beaten into a pig's head.

I'm sorry, I didn't do it, I did it! Jang Jae-yeol shouted.

It's strange to believe in you!

Ji Haixiu cried, and his self-esteem was hit like never before.

Jang Jae-yeol came home, slammed the table, and came out for me! I've seen through you as a female ghost, you don't hurt me at all, you only possess and hurt others.

It's true?

Yue Lingshan sneered.

The doorbell rings.

Jang Jaeyeol opened the door, and Ji Hae-su leaned on the door frame sexily, Jaeyeol, what happened? Why is it so popular?

Jang Jae-yeol was confused, pushed down Ji Hae-so, don't speak, kiss me.

Touch!

Jang Jae-yeol's head was soaked in the toilet.

What about Ji Haixiu? There is a hairy pond and a sea show, all of which are illusions created by Yue Lingshan.

Yue Lingshan laughed, didn't it hurt you? As long as I'm happy, I don't have to move a finger to make you happily jump off the building.

Creation in the spiritual world, I don't believe you can see it.

Jang Jae-yeol came to his senses, this is a ghost hallucination, I thought I was afraid of a little hallucination?

Yue Lingshan possessed.

Jang Jae-yeol slammed into the wall, hit Little Ding Ding violently, and finally picked up the beer bottle and broke one foot.

Yue Lingshan sneered, this is just to punish you for being disrespectful. Not afraid of hallucinations? There are too many mouths of Koreans, whether it's true or not, pull it out and slip it out.

Jang Jae-yeol called an ambulance and informed Ji Hae-su by the way, doctor, can you help? I'm going to be tossed to death by evil spirits.

Ji Haixiu comforted, there are no ghosts in this world, it's just that your split personality is very serious. We must find a way to cure it, we must work hard, and we must believe me, because that is love.

Ji Hae-so waited for a long time, and saw Jang Jae-yeol with a broken hand and foot in the hospital.

Hey, didn't the phone say that only one foot was broken?

A policeman popped up. Jang Jae-yeol blatantly attempted to rape an ambulance worker in the ambulance and had his hand broken, so he will face legal punishment.

Ji Hae-so covered her mouth, and Jang Jae-yeol attacked the nurse lady, it's too disgusting! She actually fell in love with this kind of person!

The police said seriously, Zhang Zailie attempted to β–‘β–‘ the male paramedic, jumped out of the ambulance, and raped him......

Rape (rape) male caregiver! Ji Haixiu was shocked, and his heart was hit with an incomparable blow again.

However, Chi Haixiu is shallow, and in the face of a real blow, this is just a piece of cake.

The police tried to straighten their faces, and Jang Jae-yeol forcibly (raped) the police car numbered 3514857.

Ji Haixiu didn't understand at all.

The police swiped out their mobile phones, which were taken at the scene of the murder.

Jang Jae-yeol slammed (pumping) the exhaust pipe of the police car, and his face was refreshed. The drink in the hands of the policeman on one side fell to the ground.

Tema's too perverted!

Ji Hae-so finally understands why all the nurses and police officers are wearing rubber gloves and are far away from Jang Jae-yeol.

Ji Haixiu vomited. The nurses and police sympathize, another victim, they have already vomited.

Jang Jae-yeol shouted frantically: "I fell for the illusion of evil ghosts, I thought it was a nightclub!" I thought it was Miss Toupai! ”

It's strange to believe that you're a pervert!

Jang Jae-yeol shouted: "Haixiu, I only love you, believe me!" ”

Ji Haixiu vomited even more.

The nurses and policemen looked at Ji Haixiu's eyes and became deep, they couldn't imagine that Dr. Ji Haixiu was so brave, looking at how much she vomited, it is estimated that she had very intimate contact with the pervert.

A certain doctor has begun to call the psychiatric department, and Dr. Chi Hae-su hurriedly arranged a psychological outpatient clinic, she was hit too hard, and she was afraid that there would be various abnormalities in the short term.

Jang Jae-yeol was not punished by law.

According to the medical records and the doctor's certificate, Jang Jae-yeol was severely mentally ill and could not take responsibility for his actions.

The police and prosecutors agree with this, fools know that Zhang Zailie is a super neurotic and β–‘β–‘ maniac, and he doesn't need a doctor's diagnosis at all, of course, if Zhang Zailie is trying to escape punishment by pretending to be mentally ill, then he should be given an Oscar if he fights to the cosmic level.

Zhang Zailie's name moved the world.

Jang Jae-yeol's past TV footage and photos have been released over and over again by various media to hype.

Jang Jae-yeol's dynamic pictures were spread wildly, and Jang Jae-yeol's emojis were spread wildly.

"Who is Jang Jae-yeol?"

"What! You don't even know about a dirty car! You came back from Mars? ”

A month later, there was no one in South Korea who didn't know who the president was, and there was no one who didn't know who Jang Jae-yeol and Jang Jae-yeol was.

The famous psychiatrists in South Korea have a collective consultation, and the case of this famous person in front of him is so representative that it can become a model of mental illness in Korea.

Several cameras are aimed at Jang Jae-yeol.

The attending doctor is not Chi Haixiu, firstly, Chi Haixiu has been greatly stimulated, many psychiatric experts believe that Chi Haixiu is currently on the verge of extreme danger and may have a psychological breakdown at any time, and secondly, when the psychologist uses the resonance therapy method of the psychoanalytic school of psychoanalysis on the patient, there is actually a reverse transfer of empathy, which is simply naΓ―ve and even shameless. Ji Haixiu must undergo psychiatric treatment.

The attending doctor began to communicate with Jang Jae-yeol.

Jang Jae-yeol answered freely, and the onlookers nodded, not yet switching personalities, and behaving normally.

Suddenly, Jang Jae-yeol trembled violently.

Is this a transformation?

The doctors were excited.

"You're trying to kill me?" Zhang Zailie asked miserably, he saw Yue Lingshan again.

"Rumors, absolute rumors!" Yue Lingshan firmly denied it.

The doctors couldn't blink when they saw it, and the patient had already entered a state of one-man show, but unfortunately it was not the symptom of the rapid switching of personalities, so that they could hear the conversation between the two personalities, and there was no need to only know the questions of the main personality as now, and the answers of the sub-personalities were all guessed.

Jang Jae-yeol asked, "Why are you pestering me?" ”

"How do I know, it should be that you have done bad things before and have sins in you."

Jang Jae-yeol was terrified, recalling repeatedly, the more he thought about it, the more he was right, he was really guilty, but he didn't believe that there was no one in Korea who was more guilty than me, so why didn't he pester them?

"How do I know, maybe they are blessed."

"How can you let me go?

The doctors exchanged glances, this question is a kind of expectation for the future in the patient's subconscious, and then the main thing to see is that the split personality can be seen

"Grab 10,000 little boy's lollipops, and I won't pester you."

"What, grab the lollipop?" Jang Jae-yeol was stunned.

The doctors made a deep stroke here. There is a problem with this sentence, a big problem!

Jang Jae-yeol rushed out of the consultation room and began the great cause of grabbing lollipops.

Jang Jae-yeol was knocked over by the hospital guards who followed closely, and Jang Dirty Car actually wanted to attack the child, which was really scum.

The doctors began to discuss it, and there was a lot of unanimity.

Jang Jae-yeol is not a split personality or a psychopath, but a super criminal who is far-sighted and ruthless, ruthless to others, and even more ruthless to himself.

Jang Jae-yeol's stunned question was despised by all psychiatrists.

Although he pretended to be very similar and worked hard, he was too unprofessional, the rhetorical questions were too blunt, completely inconsistent with the scene dialogue, completely inconsistent with the personality setting, and it was clearly a deliberate leak of information, making people think that he would grab the lollipop because of his split personality, which was really a failure.

Jang Jae-yeol is an extremely murderous and vicious criminal who deliberately rapes (rapes) a police car and pretends to be a mentally ill person in order to cover up his crimes!

Looking at the report, the police and the public gasped together.

How ruthless should you be to yourself to this point? I didn't dare to think about it at all.

Several underworld elements who are known for their ruthlessness were ridiculed. How dare you scream with a few sticks to beat someone? If you have the courage to compare with Zhang Dirty Car, that's called ruthless!

The ruthless characters of the underworld are silent, hitting 9 of them one by one, cutting their fingers, and stabbing themselves more than a dozen times, it is not a problem, but those who dare to (rape) the car in public have far exceeded their realm and reached the highest level of ruthlessness: "really ruthless and completely shameless". They were deeply convinced.

Sure enough, the most ruthless people on the earth are Koreans, and the Japanese samurai who can't move seppuku are still too far behind Koreans, wahahaha, the Korean nation is great.

Before the police formally arrested Jang Jae-yeol, Jang Jae-yeol, who was being held in a psychiatric hospital, fled.

Nima! The psychiatric hospital said that it would run away, which is simply irresponsible.

In view of the fugitives' signs of attacking elementary school students, Seoul elementary and junior high schools were closed, and the police were all dispatched, and every street was patrolled by police.

Chi Haixiu Muran, when he took the psychology exam, he just felt that it was easy to mix, and he would not see blood, he would not come into contact with bacteria, and he would not even work overtime, and all kinds of treatment were like civil servants, but he didn't expect that once something happened in the psychiatric department, he would kill people at any time. It seems that I should quit my job as a psychiatrist and switch to beauty and health care.

Jang Jae-yeol's IQ is online, since he is a ghost, of course he should find a professional to deal with it, and find a psychiatrist to see him.

Bulguksa Temple.

"Master, I'm haunted by a ghost, please save me." Jang Jae-yeol knelt in front of the host and cried.

The abbot is quiet, there are always hundreds of people every year who say that they are haunted by ghosts or something, and he has a lot of experience.

The Buddha saves the destined people, and the donor has a fate with my Buddha, and he deserves to be saved. This is the temple's evil charm to ward off evil spirits, can help the donor a hand, and the temple's secret Vajra Sutra, the donor recites 3 times every morning, noon and evening, it will have a miraculous effect.

Zhang Zailie took out the money knowingly, took the rune paper and slapped it at Yue Lingshan with a palm, naturally passing through the void, and it was useless.

Scammed.

Zhang Zaiyeol woke up to the fact that although the Buddha Temple is a world cultural heritage, it is still a tourist attraction, and if you want to see the great magic power of eliminating demons and ghosts, you have to go to the Tongdu Temple of Eagle Mountain [Note 1], where there is the golden body relics of the Buddha, by the way, Mr. Jin in Hong Kong writes about the owner of the Eagle Palace, Tianshan Tong, who is Korean, and there is no doubt that Kim is a Korean surname, and uses it as a pen name, and respects Korean culture, Mr. Kim belongs to South Korea, and Tianlong Babu belongs to Korea.

Yue Lingshan floats, hey, what a powerful Buddha light! Wow! I'm going to melt, help!

Sou! Yue Lingshan disappeared.

Zhang Zailie was stunned and then ecstatic, sure enough, it is the Tongdu Temple with high mana, and the ghost has been killed?

"Master, is there an exorcism talisman? Come 10 dozen! ”

"Why do you buy so much?"

"I'm going to paste the wall."

Ahh Zhang Zailie reacted, this is Yue Lingshan's voice.

Fool you, you won't be so simple that you really think I'm hanging. Yue Lingshan despised it.

The monks of Tongdu Temple recognized Zhang Zailie and were shocked, is Zhang Dirty Car going to become Zhang Dirty Buddha? The abbot angrily ordered that before the police arrived, even if the dirty car polluted all of you, you must desperately protect the Buddha statue's discipline.

Yue Lingshan sighed, although Koreans are sick, but just bullying a sick person who is still clinging to love is a bit too much, and this guy is about to collapse. It was originally planned that this guy would never be able to distinguish between reality and fantasy, and he didn't even know if it was a fantasy or a real idea to commit suicide by jumping off a building, so forget it, and let him go one last time to play the Korean people.

Yue Lingshan took control of the body, knocked over all the monks in one go, and then knocked over all the police, in front of the TV camera, wahahahahahaha, since I have mental illness, I am invincible in the world!

Whoosh, Yue Lingshan returned the control of her body to Zhang Zailie, entered the spiritual world and started a leisurely vacation life.

People all over South Korea who paid attention to Zhang Dirty Car were shocked, and the real one hit dozens of them, look, that kick really kicked the police car away! Psychosis is so bad! It's simply not human!

The phone calls of psychiatrists in various psychiatric hospitals in South Korea were flooded, all asking if they would become superhuman if they were mentally ill.

Psychiatrists from all over South Korea collectively watched Jang Jae-yeol, the only case in the world of physical mutation caused by mental mutation, after in-depth research, will it develop a berserker fighting spirit magician? It is not a dream for Korea to rule the earth.

Jang Jae-yeol is imprisoned in a secret base, and as the treasure of the rise of the Korean nation, no accidents will be allowed.

The South Korean president received a direct phone call from the President of the United States, in which the President of the United States reprimanded the South Korean President like his son, his wings hardened and he wanted to fly, and he immediately declared war on South Korea and, believe it or not.

The president of South Korea put down the phone and burst into tears, why is it so difficult for the Korean nation to rise to the top of the earth.

The United States and South Korea co-chaired the study of Jang Jae-yeol, of course, who is the main and who is secondary, there is no need to say it explicitly, it is all silent.

Jang Jae-yeol was calm, no matter what he asked, he answered, the ghost did it, it has nothing to do with me.

The expert asks, why did the ghost choose you?

It was as if I had sinned.

Why are you being found by millions of people on earth who are more guilty than you and who have the same sins as you?

Jang Jae-yeol is really at a loss, am I good-looking?

American scientists carefully tested Zhang Zailie's various data, and he was definitely an ordinary person, except for being mentally ill.

But flying dozens of people and flying police cars is definitely not cheating.

Is it really mental illness that causes physical mutations?

American and South Korean scientists began a 100-year top-secret research program codenamed "Saint Seiya of the Goddess."

Jang Jae-yeol, as the research object No. 0, lives a happy life.

"Can you tell the truth today?" Ikemi Hideran, who was specially hired, asked this question every day for 20 years.

Jang Jae-yeol, who was tied to the hospital bed, habitually said, what I have always said is the truth.

Ji Hai Xiu Mu Ran's kiss Jang Jae-yeol, dear, I love you.

Jang Jae-yeol replied, dear, I love you too.

When she first entered this top-secret research institution, Ji Hai Xiuzhi was complacent, she was really a super talent with both beauty and intelligence, and soon, she found out that she was just a nanny specially hired to obtain Jang Jae-yeol's data.

It turns out that Zhang Jailie is so extraordinary, and it turns out that her fate with Zhang Zailie is so extraordinary.

Ji Hae-so's love flame is rekindled, his true feelings are revealed, and he and Jang Jae-yeol perform restricted shots on the hospital bed.

The routine questioning of Jang Jae-yeol every day has become a time for them to fall in love.

Ji Hae-so and Jang Jae-yeol firmly believe that one day, they will break the shackles and be together happily ever after.

Then, she stumbled upon a report that recorded in detail her blood pressure and body temperature when she and Jang Jae-yeol were exercising harmoniously in the ward.

What else is not understood? She's also a guinea pig, but with a bigger cage.

Ji Hae-so calmly told Jang Jae-yeol that no one came out to stop Ji Hae-so from telling the truth.

Ji Haixiu understood, this was also in the plan.

Between Ji Hae-so and Jang Jae-yeol, gradually, there is no longer any love and hate, only ordinary routine care and communication between patients.

Zhang Zailie has called Yue Lingshan countless times, the evil ghost aunt and grandmother, and the evil ghost ancestor, to come out and talk.

No news.

The demon really seems to have left.

Jang Jae-yeol was sad and angry, and killed this group of experts who took my slices before leaving, isn't it?

If I hadn't gone to the psychiatric department back then, hadn't found a doctor who could only flirt with a mentally ill person and was actually very ordinary, and had found a male doctor from another hospital who treated the old Chinese medicine doctor honestly, would things have been different?

Jang Jae-yeol was at a loss.

50 years later.

"It worked!" A certain experimenter looked at the data and was shocked, "The test subject is No. 152258, and the weight-bearing capacity has suddenly increased by 3 times!" ”

The results of the experiment were quickly announced, and the mental mutation would indeed lead to the mutation of Superman.

Since then, mankind has entered a new process, and how to quickly and easily suffer from mental illness has become a worldwide research topic.

Seoul.

"Miss, do you want to be mentally ill? The school guarantees a maximum of one week before you can become mentally ill. "Someone handed over the flyer.

"What? The price is so much more expensive than the mental cram school I go to right now. The girl called.

"You get what you pay for, since the opening of the school, it has been known for its high standards of speed and quality in cultivating mental illness.

"Don't listen to him, our school has always been the best." Faced with the bad behavior of snatching students at school, the cram school teacher was angry. "Their school is just playing "The Inheritor's High School", "The Cleaner from Mars" and "Xiao Changjin" every day, our school has stepped out of South Korea and is in line with international standards, broadcasting "Meteor Prairie", "Brother Returning Pig" and "Vampire Bricklayer", both in terms of quality and quantity, far ahead of the mental world!"