The small building is quiet, the hall is bright, vast and spacious, the floor is paved with black textured stone, the tiles are as bright as mirrors, the gorgeous crystal pendant chandelier, the pure purple fragrant wood table of glass, the exquisite carved bookcase, the noble and romantic temperament, the high entrance hall and the magnificent sandalwood door, the round transparent crystal window and the corner stonework, showing grace and luxury. The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info fresh and unconventional, white stucco walls combined with light red roof tiles, continuous arches and cloisters, and a living room with high windows make people feel refreshed.

The porch and foyer stretch to the north and south, and the living room and bedroom are equipped with low windows and hexagonal viewing bay windows, and the dining room is connected to the north and south, and the indoor and outdoor scenes are blended.

Wu Xiaolong felt aggrieved at first sight of the scene in this villa, he lived in a small house of dozens of square meters, while Zhou Yu lived in such a magnificent and excessive villa, the difference was too big, and his psychology was very unbalanced.

Several of them were invited into the villa by Zhou Yu, regardless of whether they came to find fault or not, Pan An's identity was still here, and Zhou Yu couldn't help but know etiquette, so he invited them into the villa to drink tea.

This tea is naturally not poisonous, although Wu Xiaolong has always been afraid that this guy will give him something to laugh at and take half a step, or I love a piece of firewood or something, but, Wu Xiaolong has a problem with his brain, Zhou Yu naturally will not do this, and the tea they are invited to drink is still the orchid tea made from the orchids collected from the flowers on the thousands of miles of secluded roads outside the city, and it is also a first-class high-grade tea in the underworld.

Pan An and Gao Weisheng are all savoring it, and only Wu Xiaolong, who offended Zhou Yu, is afraid that others will poison him, so he hasn't drunk it for a long time.

Zhou Yu glanced at Wu Xiaolong depressedly, he felt that this guy was born against him, did he look like such a brainless person? Poisoning a street order and a ghost? Or is it in the jurisdiction of the Ten Generations of Hades in the Xudu? It's not a bad thing, it's looking for.

So you don't drink tea to throw me in the face?

Zhou Yu pursed his lips unhappily, slowly picked up the orchid tea on the red sandalwood table in front of him and took a sip, and said lightly: "In other words, you designed such an interlocking plan, just to... A babysitter? ”

His voice is a little difficult, your uncle's design is a violent ghost fight... The drama is just for a nanny?

Don't you know what a sin it is to beat up a ghost? That's a great sin to imprison the eighteenth layer of hell.

You designed this big crime for me, just so that you don't want to pay any so-called liquidated damages, and take away a nanny from me for nothing?

…… Zhou Yu didn't want to talk when he thought of this... I'm so tired, I really feel so tired.

This guy definitely has a problem with his brain, let's call him stupid, but his plan is really good, if he hadn't been stupid, maybe he wouldn't know what was going on. Say that he is not stupid, Zhou Yu can't say it, for the sake of a nanny, he wants all the security guards and housekeepers of my Zhou Mansion to go to the eighteenth layer of hell...... If you are smarter, you will die, you said it earlier, as long as you said it earlier, can I Zhou Yu terminate the contract with a nanny for you?

This is where Zhou Yu is most aggrieved, it is really not uncommon for him to have a nanny, if Wu Xiaolong had said it earlier, Zhou Yu would have seen Pan An's face, and he would have directly asked him to take people away.

But... It's too late, but Zhou Yu doesn't want Wu Xiaolong to take people away, if he does, it means that Zhou Yu is planted in Wu Xiaolong's hands, for a person who loves face, this makes him more uncomfortable than slapping Zhou Yu's face.

Because he didn't want to hear this: Zhou Yu didn't even have Wu Xiaolong, he was once pitted by Wu Xiaolong, and he didn't dare to let go of his fart.

Because of this, Zhou Yu's face became more and more cold, and he said coldly: "I don't agree, if you want to terminate the contract, you will take it away if you hand over 300,000 liquidated damages."

“！” Wu Xiaolong was still lying upright on a large leather sofa, when he heard Zhou Yu's words, "Brush!" He sat up.

"Why?"

"No reason, I just don't agree!" Zhou Yu said lightly.

"You!" Wu Xiaolong's face turned cold, "Believe it or not, I'll ask someone to arrest your family's security guard and your housekeeper right now!" ”

"Arrest it, I'd rather fight a lawsuit than let you succeed!" Zhou Yu sneered.

"Why are you sick and suing? Where to fight? Go to Pan An's there? Wu Xiaolong glanced at Zhou Yu, "Didn't you throw yourself into the net?" ”

"I am a ghost catcher in the Yin Si District, and I am in an official position, so I naturally have a bigger channel, it's not that I look down on the Lord of the Street Order, but as long as I want to! It's not impossible to go to the City God's Hall to fight a lawsuit! ”

"You are really sick, and you have a lawsuit for a nanny, do you have a lot of money?" Wu Xiaolong said angrily.

Zhou Yu pointed to the Youlan tea in front of Wu Xiaolong, "This cup of tea of yours is worth two thousand yuan, the sofa you sit on is worth three hundred thousand, the floor you walked in and stepped on is worth three million, this villa is worth thirty million, and the courtyard you walked through is worth one hundred million!" You said... Do I have any money? ”

"You!" Wu Xiaolong was furious, "I believe in your evil, why are you here to show off your wealth?" ”

"Any comments?" Zhou Yu said tepidly.

"I'll go to your second uncle, it's great if you have money!"

"I can't even pay 300,000 liquidated damages, so I have to devise a messy plan to trick people, do you say you have no money?" Zhou Yu glanced at Wu Xiaolong lightly, and there was a slow ridicule and sarcasm in his eyes.

"Smack!" Wu Xiaolong slapped the table hard and stood up, "What? Do you look down on the poor? ”

"Smack!" Zhou Yu also slapped the table hard and stood up, "What can you do if you look down on you?" Beat me? ”

"You!" Wu Xiaolong glared fiercely.

"Humph!" Zhou Yu glared back without showing weakness.

For a moment, two eyes like lightning intersected in an instant, and the smell of gunsmoke and bullet rain dissipated in the air, and a pungent smell of charcoal filled the air.

"They're not going to fight, are they?" Gao Weisheng touched a cold sweat, and hid behind Pan An with bated breath, he was not afraid of anything else, what he was afraid of was that he would accidentally bring him in, and then he would be beaten up by accident, in that case, he would really die unjustly.

"I don't know this order..."Pan An looked at it speechlessly, he didn't want to provoke these two people at the moment, there was no way, so it was better to go, and he hid in the corner of the hall from the beginning and just wanted to be quiet.

"If they get into a fight, shall we stop them?" Pan Jinlian said silently.

"......" Pan An was speechless, silently looking up at the sky.

"......" Gao Weisheng was speechless, silently looking up at the sky.

The meaning is obvious... The attitude is more obvious! It sums it all up in one sentence: it's not about it, it's hanging high.

"......" Pan Jinlian said speechlessly: "This... Is it a difficult brother or a pig friend and a dog friend? ”

……

"Do you think you're really great if you're rich and handsome, dressed up like a demon and a demon all day long, your face is white, your mouth is red, your nostrils are black, your eyes are blue, you look like a monster, and you still run to dye your hair? What the hell is this, your hair is still dyed white, your grandfather is still an old woman, do you want me to kneel down and ask for your life? Wu Xiaolong looked at Zhou Yu coldly, and said disdainfully: "The most important thing is that after spending so much money and dressing up as a monster, he is not as handsome as I am!" You say you have money and money? ”

"You!" Zhou Yu almost couldn't spit it out in one breath, Wu Xiaolong is more handsome than him, there is no doubt about it, Tiandao personally came out of the absolute best, that is to say, Zhou Yu also admitted that Wu Xiaolong was more handsome than him, because of this... He's devastated!

"What are you? Still wearing a white suit? What the hell is this? Why do you like white so much? Could it be that you want to replace the position of Bai Impermanence and become a new generation of Bai Impermanence? ”

"You! You talk nonsense, I didn't mean that."

"Do you know what you're doing in white? It's so colorful, you dare to say that you have no intentions? ”

"You! You're spewing blood! ”

"Peat spewer, you're a ghost!" Wu Xiaolong exhaled, feeling so sour!

The one-eyed ghost, the ancestor who harms others and is not good for himself, is next to him, and with his care, it is okay to scold Zhou Yu a few streets away, and scold him until he vomits blood.

Don't you see, Zhou Yu is kneeling now? Holding one hand on his heart, he gasped heavily, and his face was red with anger.

Do you have a heart attack, don't be angry and say, or I'll feel guilty.

……

"Master Zhou, you rest for a while, you sit, you sit!" Huang Gai, the housekeeper, helped Zhou Yu to sit down very appropriately.

Zhou Yu gasped for breath and breathed non-stop, exhaled a sullen breath, gritted his teeth and said, "No matter what you say, I just won't cancel the contract anyway!" ”

"You! Don't push me! Don't push me! Wu Xiaolong's eyes were red, and he said fiercely: "I'm going to be angry, I'm afraid of myself, don't force me!" ”

"What are you going to do!!" Zhou Yu glanced back at him, and his eyes were also red.

"Good! Good? You forced me!! Wu Xiaolong's face darkened, and he roared loudly: "Pan An!!! ”。

Pan An'an, who was standing far away, shook his body and stammered a little: "Ben... Root... This order is a soy sauce beater... Just ignore me. ”

"Hit Nima soy sauce, give me your phone!" Wu Xiaolong was extremely angry, and even scolded Pan An mercilessly.

Pan An reluctantly threw the phone over, Wu Xiaolong immediately caught it, fortunately, the mobile phone in Hades didn't seem to have the function of locking the screen, and he couldn't enter it without a password.

Wu Xiaolong flipped through the address book, and finally paid off, and found the person he wanted to find on the list of the last few people, and immediately laughed.

"Haha, Zhou Yu, you wait for me, being poor can make you desperate!"

"Do you believe that a phone call from me, a poor bitch, can make you tear up that damn contract?"

"Calling?" Zhou Yu smiled disdainfully, "You call, I'll let you call, I want to see who you can call, tell you, even the Yin Division District Order can't make me change my mind, so the other party you want to call must be higher than the Yin Division District Order!" ”

"You wait for me, what's the use of the Yin Si District Order, you wait!" Wu Xiaolong didn't want to say more, so he directly clicked on his mobile phone and dialed this number.

"Duh... Duh..."

A blind tone came over the phone.

Everyone looked at Wu Xiaolong with curiosity, wondering who this guy was calling.

"Toot!"

"Moses! Moses! ”

"Hey! Who are you looking for? ”

Suddenly, a soft male voice came from Pan An's mobile phone.

When Pan An heard this voice, his eyes shrank, and he felt like he wanted to grass and mud horses. Bastard Wu Xiaolong, what are you calling that person for? This trivial matter of sesame mung beans is still troublesome?

Wu Xiaolong stared at his phone, blinked, and in Pan An's uneasy gaze, he said something that everyone wanted to hit the wall today.

"Help!!"

"I've been kidnapped!!"

"Toot!" After Wu Xiaolong finished shouting, he immediately hung up the phone.

After shouting, Wu Xiaolong looked at Zhou Yu very arrogantly and said, "You wait, in three minutes, I'll let you kneel and lick!" ”

"Plop!" Pan An fainted to death.

"......" Zhou Yu was speechless.

"......" Gao Weisheng didn't want to speak.

"......" everyone is silent.

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you doing?

You were kidnapped? Kidnap your uncle.

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Xudu, Senluo Temple.

In this majestic hall, in a quiet small room, a white figure silently looked at his Motorola in his hand. Listen to the "Beep! Honk! After a long time, he let out an exclamation from the bottom of his heart.

"Alas......"

"You were kidnapped?"

"Is it possible to save the car in this seat?? …”

"......"

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