266. 266. You don't care about your wife
The two came downstairs and saw that there were not many people below, only glasses and hippos. Glasses fiddle with the computer, and the hippopotamus makes bombs out of his strange tools and ingredients. Seeing that Lu Feng and Lin Miaoke were coming, they all greeted them.
Looking at Lin Miaoke, who was holding Lu Feng's hand and looking happy, he couldn't help but feel a little envious and jealous, and couldn't help but say, "Mom's!" You two show affection here, show my heart chaos, and you won't dangle in front of me in the future! ”
Hearing the glasses say such words, Lin Miaoke deliberately took Lu Feng's hand, kissed Lu Feng on the face, and then looked at the glasses that couldn't cry and laugh and said, "Just show your affection, I'm in a hurry to kill you!" ”
The glasses leaned back, pointed to his face and said, "Ke'er, do you dare to kiss here too?" ”
Hearing the glasses say this, Lin Miaoke glared at the glasses and said, "What's not to dare?" ”
Glasses smiled and said, "Just say it doesn't count, you kiss one and try it!" ”
Lin Miaoke rolled his eyes, glanced at Lu Feng, and saw Lu Feng smiling and shaking his head gently, so he said to the glasses: "Okay, you close your eyes, I'll kiss you!" ”
Hearing Lin Miaoke say this, the eyes of the glasses suddenly lit up, and he quickly closed his eyes obediently, pointed to his face and said, "Come on, Ke'er, kiss a few more times!" After speaking, he waited there for Lin Miaoke's fragrant kiss, looking intoxicated. Who knew that his face suddenly felt pain for a while, and he hurriedly opened his eyes, and saw that Lin Miaoke's fingers were twisting his cheeks, looking at himself with a smile, and asked in a coquettish voice, "Do you feel good?" ”
The glasses were twisted and his teeth were grinned, and he looked at the hippo and Lu Feng laughing on the side, and quickly shouted a little indistinctly: "Mom, boss!" Do you care about your wife? ”
Lu Feng didn't pay attention to his glasses, but looked at Lin Miaoke and said: "Ke'er, I heard that anyone with a thinner face has stronger muscles on his face, better elasticity, and his skin can be stretched half a foot long!" ”
Lin Miaoke listened, her eyes widened, and she asked in surprise: "Brother Feng, is it really fake?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said: "I just heard people say this, as for the real or fake, I don't know!" Speaking of this, he looked at Lin Miaoke, then at the face of the glasses, and said, "Just give it a try!" ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, Lin Miaoke pretended to understand, and said: "Brother Feng, you are right, it is true or false, you can only know if you try it, then let's give it a try!" As he spoke, he twisted the hand that grabbed the face of the glasses and began to pull it out slowly and forcefully, and after a while, the facial features of the glasses were deformed.
Lu Feng and Hippo couldn't help laughing, but the glasses almost didn't cry, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Ke'er, good Ke'er!" Let it go! Pull me again, and the skin on my face will fall off! ”
Lu Feng looked interesting, smiled and asked Lin Miaoke: "Ke'er, your hand strength is too small, it's far from half a foot ha!" It doesn't work as expected! Do you want me to help? ”
The hippopotamus also rubbed his big hands on the side and said, "Ke'er, you just don't have enough strength for a girl, do you want Brother Hippo to help?" ”
Seeing that Lu Feng and Hippo were on the side, they were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, not only did they not help themselves, but they also wanted to fall into the well, and the glasses even died. Some scolded Lu Feng and Hippopotamus, and I was afraid that it would annoy them, so they came to clean up themselves, so they had to compromise and beg for mercy to Lin Miaoke, who was smiling on her face and gradually strengthening her hands, and said: "Ke'er, good Ke'er, good sister, please raise your noble hand and let go of my brother!" ”
Lin Miaoke's eyes were full of smug smiles, looked at the glasses, and said softly: "Brother glasses, does it hurt?" ”
In the face of Lin Miaoke's gentleness, the glasses hurriedly cried and said, "It hurts!" Hurt! Hurt! It hurts to death! Kerr, let it go! ”
Lin Miaoke smiled and said, "It's not that exaggerated, right?" Brother glasses, you don't tell the truth! So that you don't tell the truth! "I said that the energy in my hand has increased a little more.
The glasses hurriedly shouted: "Ke'er, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all, Mom's, let it go!" ”
Lin Miaoke still had a smile on her face, and said softly: "Brother glasses, it doesn't hurt at all, what are you shouting?" ”
Hearing Lin Miaoke say this, he rolled his eyes, his body was weak, his arms and head drooped downward, and he fainted suddenly.
Lin Miao was startled, and quickly let go of his hand, grabbed Lu Feng's hand and said, "Brother Feng, look, what's wrong with Brother Glasses?" ”
Lu Feng laughed and said: "Ke'er, the glasses are cunning, you were deceived by him!" ”
Lin Miaoke heard this, and when she looked back at her glasses, she was sitting up straight, looking at her with a smile: "Mom, you two women sing husbands and husbands, and deal with me together, it's just embarrassing, a raccoon dog, a man stealing a woman, and having a child has no eyes!" ”
Hearing the glasses scolding such vicious words, Lin Miaoke's face turned red, and she ran to the glasses with shame and annoyance, and waved two pink fists to hit the glasses' head constantly, shouting in her mouth: "Stinky glasses!" Dead glasses! You don't have a pimple when you have a child! ”
The glasses held their heads in their hands and said with a smile: "Ke'er, I said something wrong, don't fight!" It's always okay for you to have a baby with pissey, right? ”
Lin Miaoke heard the glasses say this, and she was even more embarrassed, and her fists were more urgent. While fighting, his pink fist hurt, and he ran to Lu Feng's side angrily, took Lu Feng's hand and said, "Brother Feng, stinky glasses bully me, you help me beat him!" ”
Lu Feng rubbed Lin Miaoke's somewhat reddened pink fist, shook his head and said, "It hurts, right?" Seeing Lin Miaoke nodding desperately, he smiled and said, "Silly girl, it hurts to hit with your fists, doesn't it hurt if you hit something?" ”
Lin Miaoke is smart, the road is a little windy, she understands, and when she sees a broom in the corner, she walks over and grabs it.
As soon as he saw his glasses, his face immediately turned green, and he hurriedly shouted to Lu Feng: "Boss, boss, mom, I was wrong!" It's okay for you two to admit your mistakes, right? ”
Lu Feng grabbed Lin Miaoke, who was about to go to the glasses, and said with a smile: "Okay, Ke'er!" This guy admits his mistake, so spare him! ”
Lin Miaoke snorted angrily and pointed at her glasses with a broom and said, "Stinky glasses, dare to bully me?" ”
Glasses hurriedly smiled and said, "Don't dare!" Don't dare! Mom's boss has your back, who dares to bully you! The boss is the emperor, your old man is the queen's mother, we won't have time to talk to your old man in the future, where dare to bully you again! After saying this, he said with a smile, "Seeing that you little two are holding hands all day long, and you are affectionate, why don't you get things done earlier, so it is justified, and you can be affectionate as much as you want!" ”