Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Latest News That Went Wild
"What about people?" Chang Hao, who roared, walked into the dog kennel of the roaring dog, and did not see the roaring dog, so he planned to look outside, and when he turned around and was about to go out, he stepped on the soft booklet, picked it up and looked at it, and wondered: "What is this?" ”
Looking at the booklet in front of him, the latest news and four glittering big words, Chang Hao couldn't help but look at it, this poor Chang Hao was also poisoned by H novels, Chang Hao himself is a long snake and became an immortal, the snake is so lewd, although it has been many years since he became an immortal, many bad habits have been quit, but the country is easy to change its nature and difficult to change! For the matter of lewdness, Chang Hao is still the same, but he is much more restrained than when he was in the mortal world, after all, the heavenly court is not as good as the mortal world, and he can do whatever he wants in the mortal world, but he is not so free in the heavenly court.
"What a book!" Chang Hao, who was looking at this booklet, flashed a golden light in his eyes and muttered to himself. However, when he thought of the brothers who were still waiting for news from him outside, he put away the booklet in his hand and walked outside.
"Hey, where's Brother Dog?" Seeing that the second child came out alone, and did not see the roaring dog, the third Dai Li asked.
"I guess it's going out for a romantic relationship!" Chang Hao smiled and said: "Okay, since you can no longer be a dog brother, then I can wait for a few brothers to drink by themselves."
Interrupting the topic of the third child, Chang Hao followed everyone to the table where the wine and food had been arranged, and poured himself a glass of immortal wine and drank it. Seeing that his second brother had already eaten, the other brothers were no longer waiting for the Roaring Sky Dog, they sat down one by one and drank by themselves.
After three rounds of drinking, Chang Hao, who was already a little confused, couldn't help but take out the booklet he had picked up in the kennel of the roaring dog from his arms, and smiled at several brothers: "Do you know what this booklet is in my hand?" ”
"What's that? Isn't it just a booklet?" replied to the old seven Wu Long, who was also a little drunk, with a disdainful look.
"This is what I picked up in Brother Dog's kennel earlier, this is a good thing" Taking a sip of the immortal wine in his hand, Chang Hao smiled sheepishly.
"What's good?" Zhu Zizhen, the fourth eldest in the Meishan brothers, is a wild boar, and he is a typical curious baby in the Meishan brothers.
"What a good thing, hehe, come and show you the second brother" said and casually cast a spell, copied out a small book with the same content as the booklet in his hand, and gave a copy to each of the brothers.
Looking at the booklet distributed to him by the second brother in front of him, with a little drunk, the Meishan brothers looked through them one by one.
"Good goods! It's so unkind that such a good dog brother actually hid it privately," the fourth Zhu Zizhen roared.
", be quiet! Don't let Zhenjun and the boss hear it" The second child, who was startled by the fourth child's roar, hurriedly performed a soundproofing technique, and shouted strangely.
"Uh, hehe! I'm sorry, the little brother was so excited all of a sudden" Zhu Zizhen smiled, turned around his head, and said with a smile.
The fifth Yang Xian, the body is a goat, even if he transforms into a human form, he still has a glance at the goatee, looking like a good gentleman, touched his goatee, and said with a smile: "Okay, although this thing is good, but it can't see the light, if you don't use the law of heaven to make a move, the true monarch won't be able to spare us."
"What does Fifth Brother Yi mean?" Old Qijin Dasheng, whose body is a bison, turned his head and asked with a reckless look.
"I think we'd better break up! Go back to the house to rest, as for this booklet, brothers look at it yourself" As he spoke, the fifth child got up, put away the booklet in his hand, and walked to his room.
"Well, yes, yes, I don't think it's too early, let's rest early!" The second child had already woken up at this time, and when he heard the fifth child's construction, he hurriedly echoed.
After that, the Meishan brothers, each carrying a booklet of H novels, returned to their own house, although everyone had a serious look on their faces before, but as soon as they returned to the house, their original forms were revealed, and their expressions were like the first time they saw Yi Bendao in the mortal world.
The second child was the first to be tempted by the plot described in the book, so he sneaked away from his house overnight and left the Zhenjun Temple, followed by the fifth and third children one by one, like thieves, and left the Zhenjun Temple one after another.
To say that there are many fairies in the heavenly realm, but unfortunately there are more fairies, and silk fairies like the seven brothers of Meishan are everywhere, and the procedures for intermarriage between immortals in the heavenly court are also very complicated, so it is even more difficult to find a fairy in the heavenly realm.
Don't say that immortals don't have seven emotions and six desires, if immortals really don't have seven emotions and six desires, then why was the battle of the gods back then? What is the mutual calculation between the Jade Emperor and Rulai? But all living beings who have wisdom have **.
Originally, the Meishan brothers saw this H novel and saw it, but they couldn't bear the fact that the Meishan brothers knew a lot of people in the fairy world! In addition, there are always one or two who will leak the rumors when there are more brothers, you must know that when a man shares a certain aspect of experience, it is like a woman gossiping about the rights and wrongs of others, it can't be stopped.
So as the corners of a brother's mouth leaked, he even conjured up a pamphlet and gave it to an immortal who knew him well, you must know that the immortal sometimes conveys a message, which is just a matter of thought, faster than the Internet in the mortal world. So in this way, in the speed of one to ten, ten to hundred, the H novel quickly spread in the private chat of the male fairies.
A certain immortal soldier who was standing guard at Nantianmen secretly dragged another immortal soldier standing next to him, and said, "I said brother, have you heard of the latest news?" ”
Immortal Soldier B: "What's new?" Brother said it was the latest news."
Xianbing Jia: "Yes, it's the latest news, how about it, are you interested?" ”
Xianbing B: "Brother has only read the first few chapters of the latest news, it can be called a divine book!" It is a must-have thing for the immortal soldiers who are fighting on the front line, but unfortunately they have not been able to see the whole picture! How can you say, brother, do you have the whole book in your hand? ”
I don't know if it was the bad idea that the immortal came up with.,About the content of H novels.,From the beginning of the whole book.,Later, it became chapter by chapter.,Immortal soldier B has also gotten dozens of photos in the front.,I didn't see the back.。
Xianbing Jia: "Hehe, it's easy to say, but if my brother wants to get the whole book, I can't take it away from my brother so simply!" ”
Immortal Soldier Yi immediately looked anxious and grabbed his ears and cheeks, and said: "Little brother take the slimming pill that he has treasured for a long time, and change it to you!" ”
What you want is your words, for your chubby body, the immortal soldier armor has always had a headache, but unfortunately this is caused by the cultivation of the exercises, there is no way to lose weight, only the slimming pill refined for the immortal friend back then, you can make yourself slim down, but the slimming pill refined by the immortal friend back then was limited, and I didn't buy it, and I never saw this kind of slimming pill for sale again, for the slimming pill in the hand of the immortal soldier, I have long coveted it,
Seeing that the other party was so upright, Xian Bingjia immediately smiled and said: "Good brother, it's really interesting, for my brother, I'll pass on the full copy of the latest news to you."