64. Frog 2001

The first time Yue Lingshan regained consciousness, she felt that there was something different in the depths of her soul.

Thousands of years of death and death, except for memories and martial arts, nothing can be carried to the next world. Could it be a divine fire?

Yue Lingshan thought suspiciously, accidentally, about to ignite the divine fire? It is not a dream to rule the earth and hang the universe!

Then, Yue Lingshan found out that her original identity this time was a wizard.

Why, I just killed a lot of wizards, and suddenly I became a wizard? Do you want to be so malicious?

The king waves, great wizard, please turn these two men into frogs.

Frog again?

Yue Lingshan was speechless, the IQ of the big world made people cry stupidly.

A group of guards escorted Prince A and his retinue B.

It's these two people, on the way to marry my precious daughter, they actually cheated on someone. Please turn them into frogs, and only by getting a kiss from the princess and marrying the princess within 5 days of recovering their human form can they remove the magic.

Yue Lingshan squinted, are you sick in the brain? It's good for this kind of scumbag to be hacked to death, why do you become a frog? You also have to set up a way to save them, are you afraid that they will not be saved? If you don't dare to take revenge on you to the death, just beat them up, why waste my precious time.

The king almost choked to death in one breath, is it popular to retaliate like this in these years?

Popular? That's easy.

In the king's stunned eyes, Yue Lingshan hacked the prince and his entourage to death one by one, and then bought two frogs.

The handsome prince has been turned into a frog by me, and only at 23:59 on the night of thunder, half of his body is bitten off by someone with princess blood, and swallowed raw, the prince will be resurrected, and he will marry the 100th person the princess sees within 5 days, and the magic will be truly lifted.

The king wipes his sweat, it's all fake, is it necessary to make it spicy?

Without complicating it, are you sure it's a curse or true love?

The king seconds shut up.

Yue Lingshan sneered evilly, anyway, the prince would have hung up a long time ago, so let this nonsense spell become a spread.

Sou!

Yue Lingshan felt something in his body throb, and two black clouds appeared from the corpses of the prince and his entourage on the ground, burrowing into the frog's body.

What's the matter, is this a curse that has succeeded?

Yue Lingshan was shocked, does this mean that you can't talk nonsense in the future?

Yue Lingshan thinks it is necessary to ignore everything, study herself carefully, I don't know if there is an instrument slice in this backward world? Can Shenhuo be analyzed with a microscope? It's a clue.

500 years have passed in the blink of an eye, and it is 2001.

A café in the UK.

The reincarnated princess chatted with a few friends, I have heard of the legend of the frog prince, do you want to try the real or fake?

The actor's girlfriend despises the IQ of a bunch of men, and wants to test the courage of the sisters, right? Why are we girls the only ones who want to eat frogs raw? Have the guts to eat together! If you eat one, sisters will eat two, who is afraid of whom?

The guys are deeply bored, this kind of entertainment with blood type perversion is just for beauties to play to be interesting, who wants to play by themselves? It's not a pervert.

The reincarnated princess hugged the actor's girlfriend and laughed, if you are so strong, it is easy to lose a male ticket.

The actor's girlfriend is flattering, stupid, the key is appearance, no matter how perverted and murderous and unreasonable IQ is high, there will be men who like it, if you don't have good looks, even if you are a scholar, a strong woman, a small family, Jasper is gentle and considerate, and men will not dump you.

The reincarnated princess laughed, saying it so bluntly that she promised not to get married.

The actor's girlfriend is provocative, and the old man is still big, how about it, only dare to twitter behind the woman's back, and dare not play really? If you don't have the courage to eat frogs raw, play with urine, flip the table, get angry, turn your face, joke, and have a stomachache, and your aunt will escape, don't go out to play with your sisters in the future, your sisters can't afford to lose that person.

A few guys were forced to a dead end, how did you meet such a desperate girl, I just wanted to lift the table, how to lift it now? All kinds of reasons and excuses are not good, is there any other choice than real food?

A few guys angrily put forward the legend of the frog prince's little C, and the boat of friendship turned over.

Little C wittily proposed, there are no frogs here, let's find out where there are frogs first.

The boys chimed in, as long as they left the café, whoever mentioned the word frog again was NC.

The actor's girlfriend quickly grabbed Little C's bag and took out two frogs.

Don't come to this set, you guys have this trick, and the girls will not know? Eat! Eat!

The guys decided to play dumb.

The other customers in the café looked at the boys with a smile, right? Dumbfounded, right? It's good to be young.

The eyes around were too red and fruity, and the boys thought that if they didn't eat it today, they wouldn't have to mix around this street in the future, and they would eat whatever they wanted.

For the Horde! Oh no, it's for the dignity of men!

The boys decided to divide the 2 frogs, each of them took a few bites with a smile on their faces, and went to the hospital in seconds.

The reincarnated princess kindly paved the steps, legend has it that it will be the night of the thunderstorm, 23:59 in the evening, it is useless to eat now, why don't you wait until later?

The boys looked at the angels, decided, and fell under their jeans from then on.

The actor's girlfriend sighed, and made trouble for a long time, you become a goddess and I become a demon.

The reincarnated princess laughed, who wants to be a goddess, I want to be a witch, okay, now who doesn't know that women are not bad and men don't love.

The more the young men who were lucky enough to escape the catastrophe thought about it, the more they felt unsettled, and they were despised by two beauties, and they were despised by the people in a café, and they were on the social news.

The guys thought it was too shocking to lose that day, but they didn't expect a chick to fight so hard, but they were bluffed, and if they ate half of it hard, they didn't believe that the actor's girlfriend would really eat a frog.

The guys decided to get back on the field.

One day during a thunderstorm, a few guys found the reincarnated princess and the actor's girlfriend again, do you remember the legend of the frog prince? We're ready! Thunderstorms, nights, frogs, eat? Bought 50 of them, tube full!

The reincarnated princess was stunned, and then laughed, "Oh, you guys are so persistently cute."

The actress and girlfriend dismissed, put the dinner plate, and set the knife and fork!

Is this going to be played really? Relatives and friends from both sides quickly arrived at the scene.

No one remembers how cruel, bloody, and inhumane it is to eat frogs alive, how to call the police to abuse animals, even if animal protection organizations are present, even if the police rush in with guns, they must see people eat frogs alive first!

Facing a group of eager spectators, guy A calmly picked up a frog, handed it to his mouth neatly, bit it down without hesitation, raised his neck, and purred...... All spit out.

Too bad to hold on?

The guy BCDE yelled, if you eat it, we won't have to eat it.

Guy B thinks that there is no reason for him to eat frogs alive, and then the others happily celebrate the victory and decisively give up.

Guys D and E warn Guy C, this is Xiang you pulled out, we are in a small boat to help, if you dare to back down, believe it or not, kill you?

Guy C smiled, for tonight, I have been going to a Japanese restaurant to eat sashimi every day for a week, so I will show you the results of the hellish special training!

Guy C ate half of the frog and swallowed it lightly.

Cattle! Daniel! Super Awesome! British cattle! John Bull!

The actress girlfriend calmly picked up a frog, and the reincarnated princess smiled, give me one, and I will eat it with you.

The actor's girlfriend laughed, saw the time clearly, it was exactly 23:59, maybe a prince popped up!

The two girls bite down half of the frog in one bite and swallow it.

The audience applauded, and then despised the boys, just like you bears, you also want to find a female ticket?

The boys were discouraged, and the crowd retreated.

The two girls rushed into the bathroom and began to vomit, looking for anti-inflammatory stomach medicine.

BIU!

The restaurant glows brightly.

The two girls looked at the restaurant, and there were two handsome men in ancient costumes standing in the restaurant.

The handsome man elegantly introduces himself, we are Prince A and his entourage B.

The two girls were shocked, the legend of Temo was true!

Prince A kisses and thanks the two princesses for finally saving us from the curse.

The two girls are so handsome, and the two men are so handsome.

Prince A slowly approached the two girls, ready for a wall knock.

The director's voice comes from the hidden headphones, don't cross the line! Hear me clearly, don't cross the line!

Prince A is personable and distanced, and the director breathes a sigh of relief, if this bastard crosses the line, the show will be shot, and he will have to bear all kinds of legal responsibilities.

When the reincarnated princess and her friends were laughing in the café, the program team found that this could be made into a very interesting whole show.

Then, the program team colluded with the landlord and gave the reincarnated princess and the actress girlfriend a huge surprise.

The reincarnated princess and the actress girlfriend are completely convinced that these two handsome guys are frogs, of course, if the prince looks like Bean, basically no one will believe it.

Fake Prince A real actor A proposed that he completely broke the curse and needed to marry the princess within 5 days, he had fallen in love with the two princesses at first sight, and very much hoped that the two princesses could fall in love with him and marry him.

What the? Legend has it that she married the 100th person the princess saw? That's wrong, based on what I, the client, say. Otherwise, what if the 100th person is an old man?

The two girls asked gently, does the prince still have a family alive? Is there also a contact protector, an heir, or a housekeeper, a nanny or something?

Fake Prince A and Fake Entourage B smiled, at this time, wasn't it time for the two girls to introduce themselves, and then look at each other with affection, and then have a tryst, the poor prince will be tribulated, saying that since the prince is good-looking, why don't you live happily with the prince from now on? It's a bit of a disappointment to talk about the rest.

Girls are disdainful, neurotic, these have hair important? It seems that he was too reserved just now, to be direct, how much property does the prince have? Do you have any deposits in the bank? Is the kingdom still there? Is there also the right to inheritance, the right to division of property, movable property, immovable property? If there is, let alone 5 days, you can get married immediately, and you have good looks and silver, of course such a golden beetle son-in-law can't be missed. On the contrary, there is no passport, no VISA, no house, no car, nothing but life, then, hehehe, we are not casual people.

The director was stunned in the interview car, these two girls are so charming, this episode of the show must be a hit.

The director meets the girls, it's a boring show, it's all fake.

The reincarnated princess sneered, and immediately gave money to comfort our hearts, otherwise call the police immediately, and you trespassed into the house. The director was prepared, and we only ...... after the landlord agreed

Landlord agrees? Do you know the law? After renting to us, even the landlord can't enter without permission, you casually enter my house and pretend to be a ghost, not only breaking into the house, but also violating our **, waiting for the summons.

The director sighed and wrote the check.

OK, that's it.

In this episode of the whole show, in addition to the text of the whole person, the director wittily put the process of bargaining with the two girls into the program tidbits, which is very popular with the audience, the audience believes that the two girls turn their faces faster than turning the book, which perfectly reflects the values and love concept of modern people, even if it is a prince, just having good looks has to be deflated, modern women in addition to love, there is also legal awareness, and a unique view of marriage.

Yue Lingshan, who has also been paying attention to the reincarnated princess, closed the crystal ball, such a complicated curse has almost been broken after 500 years, it seems that the force of this world is still very strong. Why, then, did she make no progress other than get a long life? What's the problem?

Isn't this a divine fire? There is no number at all, jù can be compared and referenced.

Yue Lingshan began to think deeply, whether to arrest and slice those two girls, how to think that these two girls should have traces of the world's Force influence on their bodies.

And what about the real frog prince and his retinue? Died hundreds of years ago.

Yue Lingshan slice them for the first time.

The murderous and inhuman Sister Yue believes that two frogs who are destined to not live for a few years should provide a contribution to the great scientific practice rather than being run over by a car, eaten by an eagle, eaten by someone, or being lucky enough to die of old age.

After all, the frog that can survive for 500 years and wait to break the curse is not the Frog Prince, but the Frosch cleaner.