A lesson from 73 LR (2)
“…… Because of this, it is estimated that something will happen today, but it will not have any impact on your classes, just spend it as usual! ”
The next day, because Mr. Karasuma was on his back for no reason, in order to prevent confusion for everyone in Class E, Mr. Karasuma told everyone the specific situation in the physical education class.
"It's really troublesome, Mr. Karama."
"Huh? In other words, if Bichi-sensei fails......"
"Bichi-sensei is leaving?"
"Mr. Uruma, you put down the water and let Mr. Bichi win, although Mr. Bichi is obscene and arrogant, but when the teacher is very qualified, our English scores have improved."
Drain the water? Yuriko sat on the ground with her hands supporting her chin, he didn't think that Mr. Karasuma would release water to Mr. Biike, although the two were colleagues, Mr. Karasuma, as a special officer of the Ministry of Defense, naturally had his own pride, so releasing water was tantamount to asking Mr. Karama to throw his dignity on the ground and step on it a few times!
Do you expect Yuriko to be harassed and indifferent?
Mr. Uruma didn't speak, he had already expressed his attitude, and right here, with a sweet and greasy "U~Ma~Lao~Shi~", Mr. Irina ran towards Mr. Uruma with a teacup in her hand and a flash effect on her.
"It's hard work~ Are you thirsty? Give, ice drink~"
Attentively serving what seemed to be an iced tea drink in front of Mr. Uruma, Irina had an unnatural smile on her face.
MDZZ? Yuriko felt a cold sweat.
"Come, take a sip! Take a bite! It's delicious~" Irina's eyes have turned into beanie eyes, and there is a feeling that Mr. Uruma can sell cuteness......
(What's there?) )
(Something must have been put in!) )
(It's impossible not to put anything anyway!) )
Mr. Uruma turned his face away from looking at Irina Yerabiki, "I guess it's a muscle relaxant, so I can't move and stab me with a knife first!" ”
Irina's style of painting changed all at once, and there was an expression of "how did you find out" on her face.
"Eh," Mr. Karama sighed at first, then turned his face sideways and looked at Irina coldly, "I'll talk about it first, I won't let you get close enough to hand me it!" ”
Seeing that Mr. Uruma was about to leave, Irina hurriedly stopped, squatted down and put the drink on the ground, "Wait a minute, then, I'll put it here." ”
But suddenly, Irina suddenly staged a standard flat fall, and then knelt on the ground and shouted to Uma with a crying face, "Carry me and take Umama!" Carry me! ”
"I can't do it anymore!" A bunch of tic-tac-toe symbols appeared on Uzuma's forehead, ignoring Irina and turning away without hesitation!
"Shame on you! This stupid apprentice! In the woods in the distance, Rover watched with a cold eye what was happening.
Yuma Isobe and Yuriko stepped forward to help the blinded Irina-sensei up, and Yuriko said with a tone of hatred that iron is not made of steel, "I said Bichi-sensei, you can't even fool us like this!" ”
"I can't help it! If you tempt acquaintances, it will look very unnatural! It's like a bartender, if the guest happens to be your father, you will feel embarrassed! It's the same as that! ”
"Who knows!?"
(pills, to kill him as soon as possible, the master is superb, as long as he wants, he can solve the target in an instant!) Irina calmed down and analyzed the situation.
"Biike-sensei," Yuriko said suddenly, "Uruma-sensei generally likes to eat takeout, and it's always fast food like hamburgers. ”
"Of course I know this, what are you talking about?" Irina looked at Yuriko suspiciously.
"Teacher, you're stupid, Mr. Karasuma won't eat the food you give him, but he won't be so careful with takeout! Put some muscle relaxants in Mr. Uruma's takeaway, not too much, just to the point where he can be weak, although it may disturb Mr. Uruma's mood, but first of all, it's important that you stay here! ”
"Huh?"
"This is an assassination, an assassination, no matter what the means! Sure enough, in the assassination, you are Tuo Xiang. ”
"Who do you say is Xiang? Want to die! ”
Ignoring Irina-sensei's gesture that she would draw her gun in the next second, Yuriko took out her mobile phone and found an advertisement and put it in front of Irina-sensei.
"This fast food restaurant is a restaurant that Mr. Uruma has visited every day for the past week, Mr. Uruma has a small habit, that is, quickly, no matter what he does, it is really good in the army, but if you want to assassinate, this habit is deadly! This fast food restaurant is the closest to the school park.,The express delivery speed is naturally the fastest.,Teacher Bichi,Fast food will only be delivered to the foot of the mountain and won't be delivered.,When Mr. Wuma is ready to pick up the meal,I'll help you drag Mr. Wuma for a minute.,This time difference is one minute.,You use your assassination skills to go to the foot of the mountain to put muscle relaxants into his fast food! Yuriko gestured with a thumbs up.
"Why help me? Do you also think that I am a little easier to deal with than the assassin that the master has re-founded? Irina was extremely irritable, and the resentment that had been pent up instantly exploded!
"Teacher Irina!" Hearing that Yuriko Suzuko didn't call her Biike-sensei, Irina raised her head to look at Yuriko, Yuriko didn't avoid Irina's gaze at all, and the two looked at each other.
"Teacher Irina, only you can stay in this assassination classroom." Yuriko gestured with the hand behind her back, and Maehara Yoto and Akabane were the first to react.
"Tsk, although Mr. Bichi is obscene and annoying, but is Mr. Bichi afraid? Afraid that you won't be able to kill that monster octopus? ”
"How is that possible...... I'm going to kill that monster, even today's Karama ......"
"If you help assassinate Uruma-sensei, we can help!" Maehara Yoto smiled and said to Irina, "We haven't succeeded in a simulated assassination once, and this time we must kill Mr. Uruma!" ”
Everyone in Class E watched the cooperation of the three of them, and slowly reacted, and began to comfort or motivate Teacher Irina one by one.
"That's right, we also want to impress Mr. Uruma with us, and Mr. Kill didn't say that he didn't allow us to help!"
"In that case, let's start making a plan! Uruma-sensei isn't that easy to kill. ”
"One more thing, Teacher Irina, you have to pay attention." Yuriko said to Irina, who looked impressed, "If you want your master to approve of you, use seduction and assassination techniques together!" ”
"Seduction...... And assassination techniques? ”
"I remember seeing Teacher Irina before, you secretly practiced tightrope traps alone in the back mountain, right? The muscle relaxant only weakened Mr. Karama's strength, and finally completed the assassination with the tightrope trap that he suffered yesterday, such a perfect answer, even your master wouldn't say anything! ”
"Ritsuko." Yuriko looked at her phone, Ritsuko has installed her own software in everyone's mobile phone in Class E in the past few days, and Ritsuko can be regarded as omnipotent.
"Yes! Is there anything going on with Reike-san? Ritsuko, who is wearing a Tsubakika school uniform, appears on Yuriko's phone.
"Ritsuko, calculate that if Irina-sensei wants to assassinate Urama-sensei, how to use a tightrope trap to assassinate the highest success rate! After the calculation is completed, I will send a copy to Teacher Irina on my mobile phone, and I will also send a copy on my mobile phone. ”
"No problem! ……”
ps: Tsk, ask for recommendation and collection! There is another chapter in the evening, thank you~