Chapter 72: Classic: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl

"As long as you promise to marry me, I will give you back the clothes.5./books/43/4/

The proud favorite concubine of rebirth. ”

Yue Lingshan opened her eyes, and at the first second, she found that her original body was hiding naked in the river, and the second second she heard such touching words.

At 2.01 seconds, the man who spoke fell unconscious.

Senior Sister Yue never had a soft hand in killing a little (lewd) thief, and a drop of water stunned him without discussion.

The lewd (thief) woke up in pain, and then realized that a hand was missing.

If you dare to be a thief, you must have the courage to be cut by a thousand knives.

The thief yelled, I'm not a thief, my name is the cowherd, it's my old scalper who asked me to steal your clothes, and it said that as long as you take your clothes, you will be my wife.

The Cowherd instantly forgot the pain and stared at Yue Lingshan greedily, you are my lady, you have to listen to me.

Yue Lingshan cut off his third leg with a sword, what makes you think that a woman will marry a thief?

The cowherd shouted with tears and grief, I am kind, I am honest, I am bullied, I am disgusted by my brother and sister-in-law, I am illiterate, I can only herd cattle, don't these prove that I am a simple and kind good person? If you don't like other people, you just hate the poor and love the rich! It's moral decay!

Yue Lingshan woke up, this is a world where as long as you are * silk, you can marry Bai Fumei. It's a routine with a certain world that has seen a female president of a listed company marrying a small security guard.

Three views of the world of wonders.

Yue Lingshan got enough information, there was no need to continue talking nonsense with disgusting lewd (thief) nonsense.

Lewd (thieves) are not cut by a thousand cuts, how can they be worthy of those innocent women who hang themselves and throw themselves into the river?

When the cowherd was hit by the first knife, he recruited the old scalper, the second knife was full of feces and urine, the 10th knife was fainted, and the 19th knife was already bent on dying quickly.

Yue Lingshan slashed him 187 times, and then cut off his head neatly.

The reason why she didn't cut 1,000 was only because she heard someone slowly approaching.

"Weaver Girl, you are so ruthless!" The one who came was an old scalper with a mouthful of words.

Yue Lingshan slashed at the old scalper's head, but there was an extra white mark.

The old scalper laughed, with your humble deeds, you will never be able to kill me.

Yue Lingshan sneered, if you can't die, will you be at ease? Cut 10,000 knives first!

Soon, the old scalper felt the pressure, and Yue Lingshan's knife slashed harder and heavier, and if he continued, he might break the defense.

No matter how the old scalper dodged, Yue Lingshan's knife always slashed accurately in the same position.

The old scalper cast a magic spell and turned into a cloud of black smoke, which was completely invisible all around.

Yue Lingshan never needs to use her eyes to cut people, continue to slash wildly!

The old scalper began to see blood.

The old scalper began to fight hard, spit out a Neidan in his mouth, and swished at Yue Lingshan.

At this speed, which was not much faster than ping pong, Yue Lingshan completely ignored it, and even had time to slash Neidan.

The old scalper took back the Neidan, and found that there was a thin crack, and he was distressed and panicked, and he was so anxious that he shouted, I didn't hurt you, can't you feel it? The Cowherd and you are the ninth fate!

The fate of the ninth world can't be cut? Even if it is 90,000 lifetimes, as long as it is a thief, cut it down!

The old scalper wanted to escape, and then sadly found that Yue Lingshan was standing on its back, no matter how it rolled and bumped, it was as steady as Mount Tai.5./books/43/435/

The rebirth space is made by farming.

The old scalper begged for mercy, let me go, I will give you benefits, you will know at a glance, your immortal magic is not good, I can teach you the use of spells, it will be very good for you!

Yue Lingshan laughed, even if it is a thousand benefits, where will I see it? Adultery (thieves) will die, and adulterous (thief) accomplices will die, this is the principle of heaven!

The old scalper scolded, why be so persistent! The most important thing is to be tactful! You can't offend people in death, you can't make mortal enemies, you have to spare people and surround people, and be careful of karma!

I only want to be satisfied in my heart, what is sleek and not sleek, extreme and not extreme, completely ignore! What do others think and think, it's my business? For the sake of illusory karma, I have never disdained it. If there is cause and effect, if there is retribution, I will bear it. Until then, keep your head for use!

Yue Lingshan cut off the old scalper's head without hesitation.

If this was a materialistic world, Yue Lingshan would definitely start slicing the corpse of the old scalper immediately, the corpse of the monster! Never analyzed! But in this idealistic world, Yue Lingshan decided to eat the old scalper.

Poisoning? Infect? This never happens in an idealistic world.

Yue Lingshan calmly began to decompose the old cattle, the yellow cow skin is very strong, you might as well make clothes, other teeth and bones can be used as weapons, Neidan will put it away first and then say, meat, braised beef!

Yue Lingshan, who was snorting and eating a large piece of meat, calmly watched as flowers suddenly fell from the sky, and the queen mother appeared.

The maid pointed at Yue Lingshan angrily, and she knelt down quickly and begged the queen mother for forgiveness!

Yue Lingshan looked at the noble queen mother floating in mid-air, and then at herself sitting on the ground holding beef with soup on the corner of her mouth, inexplicably, eating beef committed a hairy crime?

The queen mother smiled, Weaver Girl, if you move your heart to mess around, or kill the scalper essence, it is a trivial matter, and it will be punished for hundreds of years when you go back, but it is also a line of cultivation, how can you eat it, and this is into the devil's way.

All plants and trees in the world have their spirits, even if the peach tree has passed thousands of years or tens of thousands of years, it is also a peach tree demon, I don't know if I ate the peach tree demon produced peaches, this is considered to eat its children or eat its flesh? Does it count as a demon?

The queen mother was furious, no one dared to speak up for tens of thousands of years, and today she met someone who didn't want to die?

The maids were very eye-catching, and the sleeves of their clothes swished into a beautiful long band.

Yue Lingshan sneered, look at my beef! Sou! Beef cuts, beef broth, indiscriminate shots!

The maids want to cry, the attack power of this move is almost 0, but the nausea is max!

The queen mother pointed her finger, and all the beef swished flew upside down towards Yue Lingshan.

Yue Lingshan grabbed the beef in his pocket, alas, the hand that lifted the pot just now was too smooth, and he almost ruined the food, but fortunately he came back again.

The Queen Mother casually used a spell to freeze Yue Lingshan. What should we do with this small, bold Yue Lingshan?

Originally, she wanted her husband and wife to separate the two sides of the galaxy and only see them once a year, but now the shape has changed greatly, and she has to think of another plan.

The Queen Mother decided to use the old method commonly used by the Heavenly Court and pressed it to the bottom of the mountain.

Sun Wukong is pressed at the bottom of the mountain, Yang Jian is pressed at the bottom of the mountain, agarwood is pressed at the bottom of the mountain, and the most common way to press the heavenly court with poor imagination is to press it at the bottom of the mountain.

Yue Lingshan looked at the surrounding mountains, this is locked in the belly of the mountain, right? There are more than a dozen square meters of activity space, and the treatment is still good.

Being abused by various gods and spirits a lot, and finally having an immortal body, Yue Lingshan decided to study the immortal magic and cultivation in detail.5./books/43/434/

The little daughter-in-law is obedient.

Ten years have passed in the blink of an eye. The Queen Mother thought of Yue Lingshan and asked, how is that bold thing now? Is it the same as Yang Jian's and agarwood's, crying and crying in pain?

The maids hurriedly took out the water mirror, showing Yue Lingshan's location.

Yue Lingshan woke up from her meditation, and seemed to have sensed the Heavenly Dao a little, and it seemed to be pure self-fantasy. It's so difficult to be an immortal, no wonder there are so few people who become immortals, it's completely a single-plank bridge. That wisp of divine fire? It's really a waste material, and there is no movement in Mao!

I'm hungry, bring me food!

The god on guard hurriedly served the meal.

Looking at Yue Lingshan, who finished eating the meal in the mirror and settled down again, the queen mother was furious, this is a prison? It's a resort! It's too comfortable to live a small life!

The queen mother is not an idiot, she knows that this is no wonder to be guarded, if Yue Lingshan, who has low mana, does not eat or drink, it will not take long to hang up, and the prison must also take care of the prison food.

The Queen Mother thinks that the traditional confinement at the bottom of the mountain is meaningless and must be upgraded!

Yue Lingshan was escorted to the top of Mount Tai and will be locked up here in the future? There are mountains and clouds, a breeze and a bright moon, it's too comfortable, right? Don't remember giving a gift to the Queen Mother?

The Queen Mother sneered? Comfortable? Not necessarily, right?

Wind and rain, sun and rain, severe cold and heat, a bowl of wild vegetable porridge that is not full and hungry every day, looking at the lush trees a foot away, but I can't smell the breath of grass and trees, I see that spitting can be splashed in the distance, but I just can't get out of the big array, I don't know if such a day can be called comfortable?

The double torture of the will and *!

The queen mother smiled gently, offended me, this is the end!

After the Queen Mother mentioned it many times, intentionally or unintentionally, most of the immortals in Heavenly Court knew about Yue Lingshan's punishment.

Terrible! Sure enough, it's the Queen Mother! Such a means is only the Queen Mother would be so atmospheric and so profound!

The little immortals cast all kinds of spells to peek at Yue Lingshan's fate, and their hearts were pounding, they must not offend the queen mother in the future, otherwise life is better than death.

The immortals are actually very boring, there is no entertainment in the sky, many immortals began to observe Yue Lingshan, watching others suffer, for the immortals who have nothing to do, it is not only a kind of entertainment, but also a kind of social need.

Did you read it today?

Look, that stupid girl is so pitiful.

The Queen Mother is very satisfied, and there is no better effect for killing a hundred people, hahaha.

The immortals became more and more fond of watching Yue Lingshan's every move.

In the first year, Yue Lingshan groped for the use of Dao techniques like a fool who didn't know anything.

Seeing Yue Lingshan stupidly pointing at the air and shouting, turn into gold!

A group of immortals rolled on the clouds laughing. This tease is intentional, right? Even if it's just a little weaver girl, it doesn't make sense that Mao can't spell.

In the second year, Yue Lingshan thought that the abilities and magic of other worlds were all useless here, and that the Chinese gods and monsters had to be solved in the traditional way of China.

The immortals found that Yue Lingshan began to be in a daze without saying a word, eating or drinking, and rolled around laughing. This is to realize the heart of heaven, right? It's about learning about nature, right? This is comprehending the way of heaven, right? Since the flood famine, I have never heard of the success of enlightenment, and there is learning in it, and this stupid girl really doesn't understand anything.

This enlightenment is a hundred years.5./books/43/433/

When the king returns to the sun.

Yue Lingshan didn't realize what debut was. After traveling through the world for thousands of years, how can you gain from not being able to understand what the Tao is and what it takes for a hundred years? Since the opening of Pangu, there have been many amazing talents, how many people have attained the Tao?

Yue Lingshan thought that she had not found an opportunity to achieve enlightenment, and that there would be absolutely no progress by relying on meditation and hard thinking, so she began to create her own Dao technique.

There was a tiny amount of mana in this body, and what she needed was to learn how to use it.

In the 300th year, Yue Lingshan sent out a small fireball, which was really small, only the size of a soybean.

There are gods who are too bored, personally out of the horse, ran to the top of Mount Tai and laughed, this stupid girl, you want to learn spells and say it early, you don't say how do I know you want to learn it, if you worship me as a teacher, I will kowtow to you a few times, I will teach you seven or eight kinds of spells in 1 month, why waste 300 years to learn a small spell.

The immortals greeted their relatives and friends who felt bored and gave up observation because Yue Lingshan had been enlightened for a hundred years, Yue Lingshan was playing tricks, and there were other fairy cameos, good-looking, no money, come quickly!

The click-through rate speed rose to No.1 on the gold list.

Brushing Yue Lingshan has suddenly become a popular move, and some immortals are purely bored to visit popular attractions, and they flash when they brush a shot; Some immortals played spells and deliberately guided Yue Lingshan for a few points; Some immortals fed the dogs on the festival and tricked Yue Lingshan a few times; Some immortals treat this as k, sell cuteness, sell stupidity, sell IQ, brush popularity, and brush friend value.

The top of Mount Tai was full of people for a while.

Yue Lingshan doesn't care, others slander me, I won't be angry and angry; I will not be glad that others praise me; I only ask my own heart, love what I like, and hate it evil, my heart embraces the world, and my heart is in the world.

Yue Lingshan did not get tired of brushing the small fireballs, the small fireballs kept changing, and the size became bigger and bigger, and finally the size was almost the same as Mount Tai.

The immortals who are bored to visit the attractions have long been frightened and dodged, this monkey is really good at tossing, although this fireball is nothing, even if it hits the body, these immortals will not hurt a bit, but I have never seen that fairy play such a big fireball! Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, there are too many spells to count, who is not who will learn other fireballs after they know it, but they have never seen it, they have never heard of it, and someone has played such a big fireball.

Then the fireball began to shrink day by day.

The immortals laughed, and thought it was so powerful, it turned out that the fire control technique was so bad, it actually became smaller, a stupid girl is a stupid girl, and a small fireball can't be controlled.

The fireball grew smaller and smaller, and finally it was the size of a soybean.

But the gods didn't laugh, just watched quietly.

This small fireball as inconspicuous as a soybean is white.

Yue Lingshan doesn't know spells, doesn't understand the way of heaven, has no master, no inheritance, but she knows physics, even if this world is an idealistic world, she still makes unremitting efforts to be a simple reality.

Compress the flame volume and increase the flame temperature.

A white flame indicates that the temperature of the flame has reached at least 4000°C.

Yue Lingshan wanted to know how many degrees the temperature of the flame could reach in this idealistic world? How many tens of thousands of degrees? Hundreds of thousands of degrees? Or millions of degrees?

The white flame began to grow larger again, then shrunk, and the flame became blue.

The immortals who came here to brush their faces gradually settled in Mount Tai.

Look at Yue Lingshan's flames?

Of course not. No matter how high the temperature of the flame is, it is comparable to the Samadhi Divine Fire? In the world of the immortals, there are too many indescribable and powerful flames to count.

They were looking at Yue Lingshan who was locked up on the top of Mount Tai.5./books/43/432/

Doomsday for a living.

Yue Lingshan, who has been imprisoned on the top of Mount Tai for hundreds of years, has never been depressed, let alone found a trace of pain in her face and eyes. Her eyes are still clear, still vibrant, still free.

The onlookers sighed heavily, this is the heart of the Dao.

Indomitable, honor and disgrace are not shocked, it is not easy for 10,000 years, only keep your heart.

The avenue is ruthless, and the avenue is invisible.

Therefore, if you don't fight, there is no way to fight in the world.

Unexpectedly, this stupid girl ...... This Yue Lingshan actually has such a firm Dao heart.

Such Yue Lingshan, even if he is imprisoned on the top of Mount Tai for eternity, even if he can only have a shallow fireball, he is already worthy of the respect of the immortals.

500th year.

The fireball in Yue Lingshan's hand slowly faded from a beautiful purple color to then disappeared.

The immortals were silent, it was not that the fireball had failed, it was just invisible to the naked eye, and they felt the scorching temperature.

Yue Lingshan began to attack the formation with flames, and from time to time, mana of various colors could be seen, causing Yue Lingshan's fireball to either bounce, eliminate, or absorb.

The immortals could see that Yue Lingshan didn't understand the formation at all.

But everyone believed that Yue Lingshan would definitely be able to break out of the formation.

The queen mother hasn't heard any immortals joking with Yue Lingshan for hundreds of years, and she doesn't care, staring at a prisoner every day, it's actually boring to see too much, it is estimated that the immortals have long forgotten about Yue Lingshan.

The maid carefully reported, Niangniang, Yue Lingshan is a little wrong.

The queen mother fast-forwarded Yue Lingshan's changes for hundreds of years, and her heart sank, this is still killing chickens and monkeys? It's just hacking yourself, okay?

The Queen Mother blocked all the spells that observed Yue Lingshan, and appeared in front of Yue Lingshan in seconds.

As long as you demote me, I will let you rise to the seventeenth or eighteenth level in one go, and of course, you must perform a great drama of repentance in front of everyone.

Yue Lingshan asked in surprise, aren't you afraid that I will slap you in the face in front of everyone?

The queen mother laughed, with your little mana, I'm afraid that you won't be able to ......

Whoosh, a huge fireball smashed down on the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother was unharmed, but her face was flushed.

She heard a few faint chuckles.

It's much better than her mana, and the shield is completely ineffective against these big cows.

The Queen Mother is furious, are you really not afraid of death?

Yue Lingshan laughed, she had spent hundreds of years studying Dao Spells, just for today's short moment!

Yue Lingshan was turned into ashes by the Queen Mother in seconds, and she still laughed before she died, the gods are amazing, one day, I will cut it to you!

There is a legend among the immortals, many, many years ago, there was a lowly mana Yue Lingshan who almost didn't understand Mao, offended the Queen Mother, and was imprisoned on the top of Mount Tai for 500 years.

The old immortals always teach the rookie immortals like this, and this story tells us a few truths: you can't offend the leader, otherwise you will be arrested in a minute and go to the small black house; You must listen carefully in class, if Yue Lingshan had studied spells seriously early, she would have escaped hundreds of years earlier, where would she be the queen mother's second; If Yue Lingshan is willing to lose the festival, maybe he will already be a great god in the heavenly court.