Gao Weisheng waited for Wu Xiaolong in the bubble tea shop, naturally for his plan to hug his thighs to make a good start. Now that he sees that Wu Xiaolong has subdued Da Qiao, Gao Weisheng originally just cared. lewdly hugging his thighs, and then a person got the scene of the chicken dog ascending to heaven.

Since then, he has really been convinced of Wu Xiaolong.

It's not a lie to follow Wu Xiaolong with all his heart, Da Qiao, the ghost master, has become Wu Xiaolong's woman, and if he doesn't hold his thighs as a ghost soldier, he will really be a little stupid.

So much so that Wu Xiaolong had an extra little brother who served tea and poured water for no reason.

"Come on, I'm itchy here," Wu Xiaolong pointed to his left shoulder.

"Yes, Boss Wu!" Gao Weisheng fartfully hammered his left shoulder lightly.

"Comfortable..."Wu Xiaolong smiled with satisfaction, enjoying his little brother's massage.

"......" Big Joe.

"......" one-eyed ghost.

This is a dead thing, and now it's just a weak chicken, and it's learned to enjoy it. If he really made him the king of Hades... I'm afraid that Hades will usher in a real era of teasing.

……

"Zhao Yun?" Gao Weisheng asked suspiciously, "Boss Wu asked her what she was doing?" ”

"This, she knows me, but I don't know where she has been recently, I heard Vice Song say that you know her, so I have to ask you about her situation"

"She knows, the ghosts who came with me to the underworld, but she hasn't been doing well lately!" Gao Weisheng Road.

Wu Xiaolong's eyes were anxious, "What's wrong with her?" ”

"She came to Hades, because she entered Hades indiscriminately, and there was no Hades subsidy, so it was difficult to move an inch in Hades, so she had to sign a work agreement with Zhou Yu Ghost Hunt and be his nanny" Gao Weisheng said with a little regret: "It's a pity, there are hundreds of nannies in Zhou Yu's ghost catch, and she is a newcomer, so it shouldn't be very good to come to her."

"Zhou Yu!" Wu Xiaolong was shocked!

Interesting, are the Three Kingdoms ready to enter the underworld? In other words, Mei Zhoulang is already bubbling, and Xiao Qiao's teasing of the second disease has also begun to attack, right?

By the way, it seems that the day after tomorrow is the beginning of the masquerade ball, Xiao Qiao will definitely play, but I don't know if Zhou Yu will come? If it comes... Shouldn't the other half of the secondary two disease also be secondary two disease?

If so... I'm going to laugh like crazy.

However, my mother turned out to be in Zhou's mansion, so Zhou Yu and Wu Xiaolong would bump into each other sooner or later, but I don't know if there were sparks or warmth when we met.

…

In the end, Gao Weisheng left and was driven away, and Da Qiao made an appointment with Wu Xiaolong to go grocery shopping together.

Wu Xiaolong couldn't beat her, so he had no choice but to accompany her to the vegetable market in the underworld to buy vegetables.

The vegetable market in Hades is really no different from the vegetable market in the world. Before entering the market gate, I saw that there was a crowd of people inside, and there was a lot of noise. The market is divided into a vegetable area, a fish, poultry and egg area, and a commodity area. The two followed the crowd into the vegetable market.

I saw that it was covered with black ghostly vegetables and steaming black fruits, which were tender and rich, but they were eerie and scary. And there are a lot of dazzling, green vegetables on the vegetable stand, white and green radish, celery, ruddy tomatoes, green cucumbers, all kinds of agricultural and sideline products, but these products are all ringed with a layer of black gas!

When Wu Xiaolong saw these dishes, he finally understood why Yang Yuhuan was able to make "rice-type drugs", the main reason was that the raw materials were too cheating.

It's all a ghostly dish, and even if you invite the god of food, the dish may not be as good as any green dish in the world.

Such a dish... I'm afraid it's really only ghosts who eat it, it's too disgusting.

"Auntie, how do you sell tofu?" Wu Xiaolong squatted on a hawker stall and asked which Maitreya Buddha-like aunt was in front of him.

"Auntie's tofu is not for sale!" When my aunt heard it, she became popular, she has been selling vegetables for so many years, and today she actually met an idiot? In front of the public, I asked her if she sold tofu? Do you want a face?

"No, you came out to sell vegetables, why don't you sell your tofu?" Wu Xiaolong is also on fire, what is the attitude of this store? Believe it or not, I'll give you a bad review?

"You! You bastard, little villain, what's so delicious about your aunt's tofu, you have to buy it? "Auntie is even more popular, this pervert is too bold, right?

"It's not! You don't sell tofu, what are you doing selling vegetables? ”

"Auntie came out to sell vegetables, not tofu!"

"No, tofu is not a vegetable?" Wu Xiaolong held his breath and said.

"Your tofu is the dish, you little bastard still don't talk about etiquette and honesty? In public, he openly teased me? ”

"What am I teasing you for? I'm here to buy tofu! Wu Xiaolong was stunned, what kind of situation is this?

"I said that auntie's tofu doesn't sell!!"

"Okay, you! Forget about the cows in the bubble tea shop, you won't let go of Auntie? Da Qiao, who was standing on the side and picking chili peppers, listened to their conversation and became popular, grabbed Wu Xiaolong's ear with one hand and slammed it fiercely!

"Ahh Wu Xiaolong screamed, "Stop, stop!" Who... Who doesn't let go of Auntie? I'm just here to buy tofu, okay? ”

Da Qiao was angry and funny, "Tofu? Then you tell me where the tofu comes from in my aunt's stall? ”

Wu Xiaolong was not convinced, took out the large piece of white pulp and strong stuff from the aunt's stall, and shouted loudly: "Isn't this tofu?" ”

"It's cool skin... Elder brother! ”

Big Joe: "......"

One-Eyed Man: "......"

Auntie: "......"

"Cool... Skin? Wu Xiaolong was stunned, a trace of embarrassment came to his face, and he said embarrassedly: "Ahem, man... I rarely go to the wet market... Never bought tofu... It's normal to make mistakes, it's not unusual, it's not unusual..."

"Huh!" Big Joe, Big Mom, including the one-eyed ghost, the three of them collectively hehe.

This laughter... Let Wu Xiaolong be ashamed and lustful, immortal, want to die!

Now, I was embarrassed and thrown to my grandmother's house.

It's all to blame for those damn ghosts, floating on the cool skin, covering the whole picture of the uncut cold skin, Wu Xiaolong looked at it and looked white, and subconsciously thought it was tofu... So much so that I went to ask my aunt how to sell tofu.

Outcome... It's an oolong.

Oh, my God... Unknowingly, I molested an aunt... Wu Xiaolong wanted to die.

……

Three times five divided by two, Da Qiao and Wu Xiaolong's grocery shopping trip ended quickly, but because Wu Xiaolong went to catch Lu Zhishen, and then talked nonsense with Gao Weisheng, after buying vegetables, it was already eight o'clock in the evening in Hades, and Pluto also got off work, so they had to change to supper when they originally wanted to cook dinner.

But the hell, if you don't eat a meal, you can't starve, and whether you cook or not is secondary, mainly because of Da Qiao, she wants to eat Wu Xiaolong's cooking... So Wu Xiaolong was forced to do it even if it was a late night supper.

On the way back to Yang Yuhuan's apartment, he felt very painful, although he had made a lot of dishes in the world, which was delicious, but it was the world! Rice is natural, vegetables are natural, and pork is processed to make a natural delicacy.

But Hades is hard to say... It's all a bunch of dishes that have been eroded by ghosts, even Yang Yuhuan can make rice-type drugs, and he Wu Xiaolong may be able to make it: rice-type nuclear bomb?

The kind that is all dead and warped?

Therefore, Wu Xiaolong was very distressed.

"It seems that there is going to be a lottery, at least Yi Yin must be drawn, with his cooking skills... Even if it's pig food, you can make a full banquet of Manchu and Han, right? Wu Xiaolong thought hard.

Yi Yin is not an ordinary person, the prime minister of the Shang Dynasty, a famous chef of the Shang Tang generation, known as the "saint of cooking", and "Yi Yin Soup" has been praised for thousands of years. In many places in the mainland of China, Hong Kong, Macao, Taiwan and other regions, the first dish of the banquet must be served with soup, which may be along this line. "The ancients were proficient in one thing, or they were holy." As a result, Yi Yin became the saint of Chinese cooking.

Pity... It's hard to say if you'll be able to draw his cards.

Ay...

"Little Dragon, come and see, here's a... It's so strange to have a panda! ”

Just when Wu Xiaolong was thinking hard, Da Qiao's beautiful voice came, Wu Xiaolong hurriedly ran over, and the scene of a panda inserting himself upside down in front of him made him completely speechless...

"I said, Bao, can't you come out?" Wu Xiaolong kicked Ah Bao depressedly, and said that it was Kung Fu Panda, Dragon Hero, just stuck in the earth, and he couldn't get up yet?

Aren't you tired after a whole day on the ground?

"The hosts! Ha ha! Is that you? Master? ”

A seemingly relieved voice came out of the ground, and Wu Xiaolong's head was full of black lines... If Po is a female panda, I really want to take a cucumber and stab him in his ass hole, it's a shame.

"Do you know this panda?" Da Qiao looked at him suspiciously.

"Sister Qiao, you go up first" Wu Xiaolong said seriously: "Wait for me for five minutes, I'll stew panda soup for you to drink!" ”

"Okay"

Looking at the back of Da Qiao leaving, Wu Xiaolong looked at Ah Bao squarely.

"I said... Brother Bao, can't you get up on your own? ”

"Master, you have to listen to Ah Bao, since Ah Bao was punched away by the evil woman, he flew out, flew into the ground with his head flying..."

"I know, I wonder why you don't get up?"

Bao wanted to do the same, but the wicked woman just hit Bao into the hole in the sewer. I don't know that the bastard who lacks virtue moved the manhole cover away, and the harmful Ah Bao happened to fall into this hole, stuck in the hole of this sewer, and couldn't get out!! ”

"......" Wu Xiaolong was speechless.

"......" the one-eyed man was also speechless.

The two glanced at each other.

"Ahh

Really... There is nothing in Hades that is not competitive......