Chapter 047: Conquer the entertainment industry

With Li Hang's summoning, the crystal clear thousand-faced crystals condensed out of thin air.

The wish system successfully linked the world, and did not scan Li Hang's entire experience as usual, it couldn't wait to ask Li Hang: [The host used the summoning opportunity so early, is it that the strategy mission was completely wiped out, so it found the wish system to save the scene?] 】

That tone, the concluding greetings can be used by lying flat and turning into rippling tildes, so don't gloat too much.

Li Hang ignored the provocation of the wish system, he glanced at the wish system coldly, and cut straight to the point. [The form of my wish must be told to you in the form of words, and then you will fulfill the wish for me.] Can you give me the power to fulfill my wishes and manipulate them according to my own ideas? ]

Li Hang's question is too strange, and the wish system is more convinced of its own guesses, and it is so undesirable that it does not want to.

[Do you remember the host, the sixth article of the wish system manual, the host can use the right to summon the wish system only once in each world, and the wish system can realize any wish for the host other than the strategy task, please use the summoning right with caution. Using the power of the wish system to assist in strategy missions is actually a violation.

However, the situation in this world is special, and the wish system does not want to see the host fail the strategy mission and become a woman, so it can make an exception to help the host. For the sake of the host's physical and mental health, the wish system does not hesitate to violate the rules, and the host should be better to the wish system in the future? Don't always think about escaping the strategy mission, it's the test for the host to become a winner in life! 】

The wish system had a rare opportunity to speak to Li Hang, and he babbled a lot. The wish system was still a little unfinished, but when it saw Li Hang's increasingly strict expression, it immediately coaxed, quickly shut up, and handed over the power that could directly interfere with the world to Li Hang.

[The wish system has opened some of the permissions belonging to the wish system to the host, and the host can use these functions by silently reciting the "function menu" in his heart. Giving these functions to the host is already an exception, so the power handed over to the host will not be too much, so please use it with caution. 】

Li Hang followed the instructions of the wish system and summoned the function menu.

This is a function menu that belongs to the wish system, just like the menu of a holographic online game, appearing in front of Li Hang with a virtual curved holographic screen. The functions of managing hosts in the function menu are all gray and unavailable, and Li Hang can only use the function of "Adjust the World" in the lower right corner.

[The host clicks on this function to see, as long as this function is used well, the host can become a winner in the life of hundreds of people in minutes.] 】

As the wish system said, Li Hang's fingertips dotted the air and turned on the function of adjusting the world. Under this feature, it is subdivided into more than a dozen functions, such as adjusting the character's personality, memory, and host's favorability, etc., at the bottom of a long list of options, and there is also an option that can be customized.

The thousand-faceted crystals of the wish system flew around Li Hang several times, and finally stopped on his shoulder. Looking at the appearance of the wish system, it can obviously see Li Hang's menu, and it has a posture of being a staff officer for Li Hang.

Li Hang quietly scanned the entire menu, but unfortunately, he couldn't find the option to make the menu visible only to himself. He gestured for the last customization function and said to the wish system, "You seem to be gloating about my inability to complete the strategy mission, why don't you go about scanning everything I've done?] ]

The wish system is very weak, but it is still stubborn. [The system is obviously concerned about the host, how can there be schadenfreude. And the system was worried that if it was investigated too deeply, it would hurt the host's self-esteem, so it didn't pay attention to the host's strategy. 】

Li Hang stared at the wish system for a while, and the wish system was obviously afraid that he would be ruined by others after reading his black history, but he said that he would give him face. Under the gaze of Li Hang's terrifying eyes, the wish system still had room to think about lying to him, and its courage was really getting bigger and bigger. This is not good news. Now that the enemy is clear and the enemy is dark, if Li Hang can't fully control the wish system, he will be attacked on his back.

Li Hang hid his twisted thoughts under a calm expression, and he said to the wish system: [If you are worried about my self-esteem being hurt, then you are completely overthinking, I have completed the strategy task in 48 days. ]

The wish system exclaimed, "How is this possible! What even the heroine can't do, how can the host do it? 】

As he spoke, it began to concentrate on scanning what Li Hang had done in this world and its radiation effects.

The attention of the wish system was diverted, and Li Hang quickly enabled the custom option and quickly entered-

Lou Jiangyu, Qiao Yishan, Su Jingshan, Chu Tianyun, Chu Tianfeng, Ke Yongge...... There were fourteen people, all of whom sent me a text message to confess.

After pressing the confirm button, it takes less than a second for the menu to give you a feedback: the command is incorrect. A long text description is attached.

To summarize the explanation of the command error, it is that the power at Li Hang's disposal is not enough to discern whether these characters are the aborigines of the world. Not only could the power at Li Hang's disposal not be able to do this, but even if he used up the remaining wish power of the wish system, he couldn't do it.

This result was expected by Li Hang, but if he didn't give it a try, he wouldn't be able to give it a try.

Li Hang's operation just now did not deplete the power given to him by the wish system, he erased the record of using the custom function, and turned his gaze to the wish system that had not yet finished scanning.

This time, the wish system took longer than ever before, and it took nearly ten minutes before it came to its senses.

The wish system repeated the scan six times, and the result of each time was exactly the same bad scene, and it looked at Li Hang in disbelief, [Host, I didn't expect you to be such a person. Even the ex-boyfriend of the scum heroine is not your scum! 】

Li Hang looked indifferent, [The first time I seriously completed the strategy task was thirteen kills, isn't this the result you want to see the most, and now you blame me for being a scumbag.] ]

The wish system was choked by Li Hang.

Li Hang sighed, [If I were really a scumbag, I wouldn't have summoned you out now.] When I asked you to modify the power of your characters, you wanted to modify their memories so that they would think that my acquaintance with them was a friendship rather than a relationship between lovers. It's just that if I do this, I have a question that you need to answer for me. ]

In fact, if it weren't for this strategy mission, the wish system wouldn't know that it was deeply affected by Shuangmuxi, and Li Hang's image in its heart had always been very high, and it couldn't accept that Li Hang had become a completely self-interested scumbag. The wish system was persuaded by Li Hang's words, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and his attitude towards Li Hang also softened, [If the host has any questions, just ask. 】

[According to the instructions of the strategy mission, I have successfully completed the strategy mission.] But now I'm going to clear all the romances of the raiders to zero, and will this affect the strategy tasks I've completed. ]

It was related to Li Hang's life events, and the wish system was particularly cautious, and it took a long time to give Li Hang a reply. [The host has completed the strategy task, and the rules must fulfill the obligations and cannot be manipulated against the host's gender. If it is dissatisfied with the host's obliteration of the follow-up bloody plot and dares to violate the rules to attack the host, the system will definitely fight with it! The gender of the host is guarded by the Wish System! 】

Li Hang saw the appearance of the wish system swearing to guard Li Hang, but he couldn't be honest with the wish system, he could only remain silent, and reached out and touched the thousand-sided crystal of the wish system to show closeness. What should be calculated, Li Hang still has to be hard-hearted to continue to calculate.

With the help of the wish system, Li Hang drove out the important content of the thirteen people's memory modifications within an hour, and the other details were completed by the wish system and the zĂ i rule. When the wish came true, Li Hang couldn't help but say it by the wish system, and directly threw it back into the wish space to standby, not allowing it to be mixed with the next hunting operation. At this time, the time had come to 7:20 in the evening, and Li Hang ushered in the first guest.

It will be forty minutes earlier than the agreed time, so you can imagine how serious this person's character is. When Li Hang opened the door, he saw the imaginary face, he opened the door, made a gesture of welcome, and smiled at the visitor: "Ke Yongge, come in." ”

The first time Ke Yongge came to Li Hang's house, his ears burned hotly, but when he walked through the hallway to the living room, his excitement was suddenly poured with a basin of cold water. Looking at the layout of the living room, you can know that Li Hang's birthday is definitely not just for him.

Li Hang sighed helplessly, "I'm sorry." I didn't want to make such a big battle, but my cousin, Lou Jiangyu, the guy who couldn't climb out of the money eye, thought that birthday was a good time to expand and stabilize social interests, so I must have a birthday party. I also fought for a long time before I dispelled his idea of holding a big party and set the celebration place at home. ”

Ke Yongge is also an artist, he naturally understands the meaning of birthday to artists, and if he uses it well, it may be a good opportunity for the public to get in touch. Although he felt very regretful, Ke Yongge was also relieved, at least he still had a little thought, he was the first to arrive, and there was still a little time to be alone. "You are a birthday boy today, and whatever you do today is right, and you don't need to apologize."

"Thank you." Li Hang took two goblets, "Champagne or juice?" ”

"Juice bar, I'm driving."

The two sat down on the sofa and chatted for a while, taking advantage of the good atmosphere, Ke Yongge put down the cup and handed the gift box he was carrying to Li Hang, "Here, a birthday gift prepared according to your requirements." Open it up and take a look. ”

The gift box is very exquisitely packaged, and it looks like a high-end product, Li Hang opened the gift box with great anticipation, but saw a gift that was incompatible with the gift box, a bottle of safflower oil. Li Hang turned his head helplessly to look at Ke Yongge and handed over an inquiring look.

Ke Yongge raised his eyebrows, "Isn't this a gift that perfectly meets your requirements?" The day we met, on January 7th, I was involved in a brawl by you, I had a terrible fever that day, I was beaten all over my body, and it took a long time to go back and use safflower oil to get rid of the bruises on my body. You asked me if I remember how we met, and if you wanted the most memorable thing when we met as a birthday present, I can only think of it. ”

Li Hang frowned, he took out the safflower oil from the gift box, and he used a marker pen to write "met on January 7, 2022" on the box of safflower oil, and said with a solemn expression and a stern tone: "This is a token of our friendship, and I will definitely pass it on to my son as a family heirloom." ”

Ke Yongge was amused by Li Hang, and said with a smile: "Don't be poor, safflower oil has an expiration date." It's no wonder that before your son is born, this bottle of safflower oil will expire. If it is a family heirloom, this gift is more suitable. Anyway, no one stipulates that only one gift is allowed on a birthday. As he spoke, Ke Yongge took out another palm-sized box, which contained a famous watch, which was worth a lot of money.

When the two talked back and forth, unconsciously, the ambiguous atmosphere between the two faded away little by little. In the end, Ke Yongge's eyes when he looked at Li Hang no longer looked like staring at his beloved lover, but at his good buddy. When Ke Yongge gave his birthday gift, he was no longer the original Ke Yongge......

After drinking a glass of juice, at 7:35, the second guest arrived.

will come so early, except for Ke Yongge, who has an overly serious personality, it is Lou Jiangyu who wants to use this private birthday party to make connections. Lou Jiangyu had the key to Li Hang's apartment, and when Li Hang and Ke Yongge were not the slightest bit guarded, he had already come to the living room.

Lou Jiangyu handed over a brand-new handheld computer to Li Hang, "We met that time, and you didn't even have baby teeth." When I hugged you, you also wet my clothes, and the most impressive thing is definitely the diaper that didn't work. But you don't have a memory of that time, and I can't always give you a pack of diapers on your birthday. On February 28 of the year before last, you told me that you wanted to become an artist, and that you would become a big star in the future, and you must take over the advertising endorsement of the handheld, and you can go through the back door in the future and get the handheld that has not yet been listed in advance. Your handheld won't be on the market until April. Cousin is angry enough with you. ”

Li Hang held the handheld machine, a little in love, and also used a marker pen to write the words "February 28, 2020" on the back of the handheld, and said while writing: "That's, my cousin is absolutely righteous enough for me!" ”

After Lou Jiangyu finished giving the gift, he squeezed into Li Hang and Ke Yongge, and talked with Ke Yongge. Behind Lou Jiangyu's back, Li Hang gave Ke Yongge a helpless look, and lowered his head to ponder this fresh and hot handheld.

Not long before a third guest arrived.

What Su Jingshan gave Li Hang was a barrel of special beer that he had brewed himself. "We met at my bar on January 2 of this year, and you sat next to me and ordered one of the bar's signature beers. I didn't have a good drink at the time, and I definitely don't get drunk today. ”

Li Hang signed "January 2, 2022" in the barrel, and he smiled at Su Jingshan: "Then I can only sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman." ”

The fourth and fifth guests arrive at the same time.

Chu Tianfeng and Chu Tianyun have a wide range of roads, and they all know the people present. Chu Tianfeng's face was not very good, if it wasn't for Chu Tianyun to appease him, he would almost throw his face and leave on the spot. It wasn't until they gave the gift that their quirky love affair converged. Chu Tianyun, as a representative, told Li Hang about their gifts, "We got married to a lady's evening dress that was artificially destroyed. On the 4th of January, you came to us for trouble over an evening dress, and that's when our bond became closer. Together with my brother, I made you a modified version of a Scottish-style men's dress. ”

Li Hang compared the skirt on his body very face-savingly, the genius fashion designer is different, the color selection and cut of the skirt are smooth, not feminine at all, even he, a person who has lingering concerns about gender, feels that this skirt should be worn on men, not women.

Skirts, unlike other gifts, are not possible to sign on with a marker. Chu Tianyun approached Li Hang and turned out the inner lining on one side of his skirt. "Don't worry, I've got the commemorative tag for you. On January 4, 2022, it was here. ”

In an inconspicuous corner, on a white label, embroidered with a date, January 5, 2022.

Chu Tianyun furrowed his eyebrows, "Why did I embroider the wrong January 5th?" ”

Li Hang hung the men's skirt on a hanger and hung it in a conspicuous position in the living room. "January 5th is also very meaningful, when I figured out the real reason for the broken evening dress and went to you to apologize. It's great that you're willing to forgive me at that time, otherwise I'd have regretted missing out on two good friends. ”

6th to 10th guests...... Li Hang didn't see anything abnormal.

Until the eleventh guest, Joe Yishan.

Qiao Yishan arrived at eight o'clock on time.

He, like everyone else, showed a very slight unpleasantness when he confirmed that Li Hang had not invited him alone. This is a matter of course, it was originally a two-person world date full of expectations, but it temporarily became a group of people celebrating their birthdays, and the people who would feel happy were definitely heartless to the realm of the unity of heaven and man.

Qiao Yishan was not a particularly outspoken person, he couldn't just shake his face like Chu Tianfeng, but Li Hang could read his subtle dissatisfaction from Qiao Yishan's calm expression. At this time, in fact, Li Hang was about to dispel his doubts, it was impossible for Mr.M not to know that he had invited all the raiders to the birthday party, if Qiao Yishan was Mr.M, his acting skills would definitely be called superb. Li Hang didn't believe that there would be such magical acting skills in the real world.

When Qiao Yishan took out the gift he gave to Li Hang, Li Hang was thinking about other things a little absent-mindedly, which of the remaining three people was the prey he wanted to catch? Or maybe Mr.M has left this world? Or is there a loophole in his plan, and Mr.M has already gone through the world?

Qiao Yishan's gift to Li Hang was a CD, "I heard of you before you debuted as an artist." But speaking of our encounter, it should be the first collaboration in "Long Laughing Knife". On July 8 last year, "Long Laughing Knife" finalized the makeup ......"

Before Qiao Yishan finished speaking, Li Hang stretched out his hand to him, Li Hang staggered the disc handed over by Qiao Yishan, and firmly held Qiao Yishan's wrist, Li Hang smiled and showed his white teeth, "I caught you, mr.m." ”

Qiao Yishan was captured, he neither panicked to break free from Li Hang's clamps, nor did he try to make up a lie to deceive him, he just looked at Li Hang calmly. It wasn't until a prompt sound sounded in his ears that Qiao Yishan raised his eyebrows slightly, making an exaggerated expression of sudden realization, and he sincerely admired: "Li Hang, you are really powerful." I knew you'd find me sooner or later, but I didn't expect it to be so soon. ”

The other people present noticed that the atmosphere between Li Hang and Qiao Yishan was not right, Qiao Yishan did not have the consciousness of being a prey at all, and he calmly reminded Li Hang, "Let's talk in another place." ”

Li Hang didn't care to explain to the others, he kept holding Qiao Yishan's wrist and led him to the bedroom. Li Hang closed the door and locked it, and even Lou Jiangyu, who strongly asked to enter the house and did not hesitate to threaten Li Hang's black history, was turned away by him.

Li Hang looked at Chi Qiao Yishan viciously, "Tell me, who are you." ”

Qiao Yishan was the first person Li Hang deliberately suppressed with his eyes, but he was not frightened at all, he could even look directly into Li Hang's eyes, and bargained with Li Hang with ease, "I can promise you that I will never sneak away halfway until I confess my identity." For my sake, can you tell me how you found me? ”

Li Hang sneered, "Then let you die clearly." ”

Before Li Hang rewrote the memory of the fourteen-person harem, he had already done a good job of paving the way. Li Hang's request for a birthday gift for them must be a gift triggered by the opportunity for them to meet or get married, and Li Hang also told them that when he received the gift, he would also use a permanent marker pen to sign the date of the encounter or marriage on the gift.

At Li Hang's request, no matter what happens, when they give Li Hang gifts, they will definitely talk about that special date. When they said the first word of the special date, it was the opportunity for Li Hang to write a modified version of his memory to replace their original memory. The date they said was not the date in their original memory, but the date that Li Hang had modified.

And this date is where Li Hang made a fuss.

Li Hang deliberately summoned the wish system at the juncture near the birthday party, and when he wrote a new memory of his first encounter, he used the excuse that there was not enough time to fill in the date casually. The wish system stupidly and sweetly believed that Li Hang had no time to consider the time of the new memory, who knew that those time settings were carefully set by Li Hang.

After Li Hang finished writing all the new memories, he had a dispensable attitude and dug a hole for the wish system, [Those dates and part of the plot are filled in by me casually, in case these settings go against the logic of the world, will there be irreparable bugs?] ]

[Don't worry about the host, when you modify their memories, you don't rewrite them every day and every day, you just remove the ambiguous elements of the plot and add an extra description of developing into friends.] The rest of the parts will be completed by the power of the wish system and the rules of the zài. The same goes for bugs in new memories, which will be fixed by the wish system along with the zài rules to make it a reasonable zài. 】

[As the old and new memories alternate, they are telling me about my relationship with them.] The time is so short, it is already difficult to alternate memories, and if there is a bug, will it cause confusion in their memory? ]

[The host thinks too much, even if there is a bug in the new memory they receive, we will deal with it within 10 milliseconds.] With a processing speed of 0.01 seconds, with human perception, no anomalies can be felt at all. 】

Li Hang will be skeptical, [is it?] Then I'm going to be real. ]

He modified his character's memories with the ability to modify his memory: on February 4, Li Hang posed for a photo with the Statue of Liberty in New York.

This memory is definitely a bug, because on February 4th, he was acting hard in a photography base in a ravine in China, and he couldn't eat or sleep enough, and he was about to become a dog.

When Li Hang pressed the button to confirm the modification, the modified memory was immediately transmitted to him in the form of voice in his head.

The brain prompt of the bug fix was long overdue, and it was five seconds later than the bug memory to reach Li Hang's brain.

Li Hang teased the wish system, [This is what you said about the processing speed that flies fast?] ]

The wish system protested dissatisfied: [How can this be compared. The host is not the native of the world, and it is impossible for us to directly intervene in your memory. New memories that fix bugs will have to be translated several rounds before they can be communicated to the host, which will definitely be time-consuming. 】

How could the wish system have thought that this flaw was the result of Li Hang's dream.

For example, Ke Yongge blurted out January 7, but in fact, Li Hang wrote about January 6. January 6 is the death day of Ke Yongge's father, and he will stay in the cemetery all day at this time of year, according to logic, it is absolutely impossible for him to be chased and beaten with Li Hang on January 6.

Similarly, the dates that Li Hang wrote to others all contain bugs that he carefully set. These bugs were all for his strategy mission, asking detectives to find out the information that their ancestors had when they were eighteenth generation. At that time, he asked detectives to investigate just to know himself and his opponent, and he really didn't expect that intelligence could be used in this way.

Li Hang was looking forward to the date when someone would blurt out the date of the unfixed bug under the prompt of the new memory-

Qiao Yishan did not live up to him and blurted out on July 8.

On July 8, 2021, Li Hang was speeding and detained at the police station for one day to receive education, and it was impossible for him to appear at the shooting site of the makeup photo of "Long Laughing Knife".

When Li Hang said his entrapment plan, he spoke quickly, and some of the key points were not explained clearly, but this did not prevent Qiao Yishan from following Li Hang's train of thought. But what Qiao Yishan wanted to hear was not this, how smart he was, when he heard the prompt sound of the second bug fix, he had already roughly guessed what trick Li Hang used.

Qiao Yishan asked seriously, "How did you find me?" ”

Qiao Yishan's question did not refer to the specific method used by Li Hang to find him out, but to ask Li Hang how he noticed his existence. Qiao Yishan always felt that he had covered it up well, thinking that Li Hang would have to go through at least three or five more worlds before he noticed the abnormality. Qiao Yishan couldn't help but feel curious, Li Hang could catch him quietly in this world, so when did Li Hang notice him?

Li Hang pursed his lips and was silent, he had been observing Qiao Yishan's appearance when he described his plan to trap Qiao Yishan.

Qiao Yishan was different from anyone else, his eyes staring at Li Hang were very focused, as if there was no one else in this world except Li Hang, his eyes could not accommodate anyone else. It's a really weird feeling......

Qiao Yishan saw that Li Hang didn't answer him, and he didn't force it, he pointed to his face. "This face is not my face, but the name is mine. I'm from the real world as you, and I'm Qiao Yishan. ”

Li Hang frowned, and a very ridiculous idea suddenly appeared in his heart. "You know the world is the world. It is said that the character of Qiao Yishan was written by the author Xiao Xiang of an actor, and even the name was directly borrowed from the actor's name. Are you going to sue me now, you are an ordinary person, but you just happen to have the same name and surname as that actor? ”

Qiao Yishan didn't speak, he waited for Li Hang's conclusion.

Li Hang's face darkened violently, and he refuted his inferences to himself. "No, it shouldn't be like this, it's absolutely impossible for an ordinary person to gather so much willpower and follow me from world to world. Qiao Yishan, you pervert, from which world did you start stalking me?! ”

Qiao Yishan didn't want to be dragged into the blacklist by Li Hang, he saw that Li Hang had already begun to make up for it in a bad direction, so he interrupted Li Hang's train of thought in time, "At this time, shouldn't you give priority to my purpose of tracking you?" ”

Li Hang: "......"

As an actor sought after by tens of thousands of people, he quietly admits that he is a stalker, and he is also a fanatical stalker of the same gender with vicious eyes, is this really good......

Li Hang grinded his teeth hatefully, but in the end he still followed Qiao Yishan's words, "Why are you following me? ”

After all, Li Hang could find Qiao Yishan, but he couldn't control him. Qiao Yishan was willing to take the initiative to bring up this stubble, and Li Hang didn't need to waste the opportunity to collect enemy intelligence in vain.