What would you like to do if you had 180 days to live?

As soon as Yue Lingshan crossed into Yang Yiru, she was asked like this. Oh, the original Yang Yiru just got a physical examination report, and she can live for half a year.

The original family and friends tearfully persuaded you to travel well to adjust your mood and face the future days, for example, love, you have been busy with work, you have not been in love, you have not considered personal happiness.

Yue Lingshan smiled, what is the reason that at the last moment of life, you must taste something new? There are too many things in life that have not been tried, and it makes sense to try cheap love or even cheap marriage in 180 days, to complete the form of hypocrisy? The last moments of life, of course, are spent on more meaningful things.

Yue Lingshan left indifferently.

The original father, younger brothers and sisters were at a loss, shouldn't they be frightened by this fake medical examination report they forged, and then they arranged for them to put down their work, take a good rest, travel and enjoy life? What the hell is so indifferent? What the hell is that last sentence?

Yue Lingshan decided to do a big deal before he died.

Is it to kill Ah Bian, or Brother Pony? Or South Korea? The United States can do the same.

Considering that the original family was in Taiwan and would inevitably be implicated, Yue Lingshan decided to kill the president of the United States.

The younger brother of the original body nervously reported to the family that Yue Lingshan did not go to work, but it seemed that he was still very busy and could hardly see anyone, but he saw a travel bag in the room.

The original sister and father and friends expressed their understanding, this is preparing for a trip to go, it seems that the plan is still successful, open champagne! This is the only way to stop workaholics, wahahaha.

As a professional element who planned to kill the president of the United States and destroy the earth and destroy mankind, Yue Lingshan found the best hospital to make a comprehensive diagnosis. If you go through all the hard work to enter the White House, your hands (guns) are on the head of the US president, and you suddenly have a terminal illness and you are dizzy and unable to fall to the ground, it will be so bloody that you want to vomit.

"You are healthy and free of any diseases." The doctor said.

"Are you sure? I was told that I would have another six months to live. ”

The doctor carefully read the examination report, it is absolutely impossible, you can kill the tiger if you are healthy.

What about this report?

The doctor laughed, there was no doctor's signature, it was fake at first glance, you were tricked.

Dare to play this big sister? I know who did it, cut him 9999 times!

Yue Lingshan quickly found out the truth.

All of Themo's original family members are sick, right? In order to let the original body put down work and rest, he actually falsified the terminal illness record.

This group of people is amazing!

Didn't you think that the original body was strongly stimulated and had a mental breakdown, taking sleeping pills and turning on gas to commit suicide? Didn't you think about what if the original body felt that it was going to die anyway, and what should I do if I was willing to degenerate, indulge, take (drugs), kill people, and set fires?

The family and friends of the original body never thought about the violent reaction of a normal person who suddenly found out that he was going to die? It's scum.

Yue Lingshan sneered, this is under the banner of love and care, arbitrarily playing with other people's feelings and lives.

Then let's see who's playing whom.

A week later.

Yue Lingshan disappeared from Taiwan.

The original friend, Manager Sun, laughed, Uncle Yang and Yang Xiaomei, you come and see, that guy sent me a letter of resignation, the reason is very straightforward, he is about to hang up, and there are more important things to do.

The father and daughter of the Yang family laughed, is this finally putting down work?

Ding-dong, someone is visiting.

"I am lawyer Dai, and I was entrusted by Miss Yang Yiru to ......," lawyer Dai said.

Yue Lingshan transferred all the property of the original body to Yang's father, Yang's younger brother and sister Yang.

The father and daughter of the Yang family laughed, Yue Lingshan took the joke seriously, hahaha.

Lawyer Dai wiped her sweat, and when she heard the will of her daughter and sister, she actually laughed like this, how distorted is the family's family affection. It seems that lawyer Gu Meimen is right, there are too many wonders in this world, don't think how important family and blood are, lawyers do not represent justice, lawyers are only responsible for maintaining the wishes of the client.

Yue Lingshan sent an email to Yang's father.

Dad Yang fainted.

"It's rare to come to this world, and of course you have to die vigorously. It can't be remembered for a hundred years, but it must be left for ten thousand years.

I decided to take out the president of the United States.

Don't worry, I'll leave the country with a fake document. ”

Depend on! Neurotic! Whoever wants to hang up, and who wants to go to the people to eliminate the evil and the country to get rid of the traitors! Shouldn't you enjoy life at the end of your life?

Unexpectedly, under Yue Lingshan's delicate and weak appearance, there was such a violent heart hidden!

Brother Yang Sister Sun Friend Waterfall Khan.

It's a game to get away with!

Brother Yang and Sister Yang quickly lit up Maori Kogoro's skills, and found a lot of clues in Yue Lingshan's room.

Brother Yang's face was pale.

"This is how to make the (bomb) bomb, which my sister downloaded from Uncle bin Laden's web page."

"This is how to make Mo * Luo * To* Fu * chicken * tail * wine * burning * burning * bomb *, right in the folder."

"This was found in the trash, and my sister planned to make several transfers from Europe before finally arriving in the United States."

"This video is a ...... that teaches how to use a (hand) gun"

Several people's faces were as white as paper.

It's just a small kind joke between family and friends, for her good, how can there be such serious consequences!

"What should I do, what should I do?" Sister Yang cried.

There is no need to ask, of course, to contact Yue Lingshan as soon as possible and tell her that everything is just a joke, don't be a martyr.

Friend Sun was at a loss, how to contact, the mobile phone was at home, the passport and ID card were also there, it seemed that he really used the □□ to go abroad, and now he may have been lying in the grove opposite the White House in the United States to assemble a sniper (shot) rifle.

Dad Yang gritted his teeth and called the police! Regardless of the crime of assassinating the president of the United States, it is better to go to prison than to be shot indiscriminately.

"Are your whole family mentally ill?" Police officer A yelled and reported it immediately.

One hour later, sitting across from Yang's father, Yang's younger brother, Yang's younger sister, and Sun's friend, were already officials from the FBI and the Ministry of Justice of Taiwan's Ministry of the Interior.

Are you sure Yue Lingshan will definitely assassinate the President of the United States?

Yes, this kid has never been the same, he must do whatever he says, and if he says he wants to kill the president of the United States, he will definitely kill the president of the United States.

After reading the report for a long time, a weak woman wanted to use the information downloaded from the Internet to teach herself how to kill the president of the United States? Are you all insane? There is no need to ignore it at all. It is estimated that this woman has now been seized by the customs of other countries for using forged documents.

The F.B.I. officials laughed, and anyway, it was funny. The women of your country are not simple.

Foreign Ministry officials angrily reprimanded the rest of the Taiwan officials, what a big deal, the little girl is just playing at home, as for the trouble of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the trouble of American friends? Don't make such a fool of yourself.

The officials of the Ministry of Justice of the Interior are silent, who doesn't understand that the assassination of the US president, who dares to stop it on their own initiative, is not afraid to carry the blame all the way to prison? In order to shirk responsibility, the police department of course reported layer by layer, and similarly, the Ministry of the Interior, the Ministry of Justice, and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs actively investigated in order to show its attention, and naturally reported layer by layer, and finally involved a huge task force, and then everyone drank tea, chatted and played mahjong, and commuted to and from work on time with wages and allowances.

Can Yue Lingshan kill the president of the United States? If a casual Taiwanese white-collar woman had such explosive combat effectiveness, Taiwan would have unified the world a long time ago.

3 days later.

"Smack!" An F.B.I. official smashed a document in the face of a Foreign Ministry official.

The suspect changed his name to Yue Lingshan and had passed through England, France, Germany, and finally entered the United States. When will Taiwan's fake (certificate) documents sweep the earth?

The official of Taiwan's Ministry of the Interior comforted that it was okay, in the final analysis, it was an ordinary woman, and it was estimated that she would not be able to hold a gun.

"Smack!" Another document smashed in the face of an official of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

A German police station recorded that several German women encountered a robbery (rape) by Muslim refugees at gunpoint, and were rescued by a Chinese woman, and 15 bandits were all hung up on the spot. The German woman's confession said that the Chinese woman casually robbed the bandits' □□, and then in the blink of an eye, the bandits all lay down. According to the ballistic test report of the local police department, the speed at which the Glock 17 (hand) gun shot the machine gun, and all of them were headshots in one shot.

Taiwanese officials suddenly felt that their mouths were dry, and they simply asked, are you sure that this Chinese woman is Yue Lingshan?

The FBI officer had a gloomy face, and he had already verified it with the photo, it was her.

What kind of woman is this!!!

The FBI officer slapped the table hard, this Yue Lingshan spoke English, French and German more smoothly than the locals, and when she arrived in the United States, it was like a familiar hometown, and the PIU was gone, with no accommodation records, no credit card usage records, no shopping records, no phone records, no contact records of Chinese Americans, and there was no trace of it at all.

Will fight, will shoot, will kill, will make fake (evidence), will sneak in, will play and disappear, ordinary white-collar workers? I believe her when she says she is 007!

Such a woman with high intelligence and high executive ability infiltrated the United States and prepared to assassinate the president, and maybe it would be successful.

FBI officials are angry, I have contacted the FBI headquarters in the United States, all the FBI, CIA, all sent out to search Yue Lingshan, and the security personnel in the White House have doubled.

The officials of Taiwan's Ministry of the Interior did not hesitate to order that the Yang family's father and daughter and Sun friends should all be arrested first!

"What happened?" The employees of Sun Friend's company whispered.

Suddenly, a group of police officers broke into the conference room and drove them all into the conference room.

Don't be afraid, the Ministry of the Interior will handle the case, as long as you cooperate with our work, everyone will return home safely.

After a body search and three hours of individual questioning, the employees were able to leave the company with only a few belongings.

"I'm going to get a lawyer, their body search is illegal!" An employee was furious.

"Forget it, when has the Ministry of the Interior been reasonable, who has the time and energy to fight a lawsuit with them." Others persuade.

Another employee said, damn Manager Sun and Yue Lingshan, I don't know what they did, such a big battle.

It doesn't matter if they are embezzlement, drug trafficking, money laundering or political scandals, I won't do it anyway!

Ministry of the Interior Detention Center.

Friend Sun cried, I was distracted, I was lazy, I was shameless, I was nasty, but I really didn't do anything this time, how did I know that Yue Lingshan would go crazy.

Brother Yang next door trembled and asked, will we be shot?

Sister Yang cried, I'm still young, I don't want to die.

Dad Yang laughed, the content of today's class is, braised chicken wings, everyone pay attention.

The people of the Ministry of Internal Affairs who are listening to it despise, a group of petty people, and this is all collapsed?

Considering that there are only 1,000 days to be a thief, and there is no 1,000 days to prevent thieves, the FBI decided to take the initiative.

Various media in the United States began to publish news that a family surnamed Yang in Taiwan had falsified a fake medical record diagnosis to deceive and intimidate his daughter, and had now been arrested and imprisoned for fraud.

The FBI thought very clearly, as long as Yue Lingshan saw the overwhelming news, most of them would go to the hospital for a check-up first, and then they would know that there was no terminal illness, no terminal illness, who would be willing to die with the President of the United States, go home honestly.

Yue Lingshan looked at the news and smiled, oh, I've been arrested, it seems that the plan is going well.

"Dr. Yue, the experimental data is out."

"Oh, bring it."

Life is limited, science is infinite, there are so many experiments to do, who has time to assassinate the president of the United States.

A year later.

The President of the United States is unharmed.

The FBI finally lowered Yue Lingshan's danger level from A to E.

By now, this woman with explosive combat power has either found out that she has no terminal illness and has begun to return to normal human life, or she has committed suicide in some corner.

In short, the president is safe.

The FBI officer wiped his sweat, but he didn't expect that the woman was crazy and didn't look like a person at all, it seems that the more weak and introverted the person, the more amazing the explosive power is, and you must keep an eye on all the women in the White House in the future, God knows if there will be another Yue Lingshan.

Taiwan.

Yang's father, Yang's sister, Yang's younger brother, and Sun's friend are finally out of prison.

Officials from Taiwan's Ministry of the Interior warned that they would not be allowed to leave the country for 10 years, not to approach the G30 meeting cities, and to report to the police station once a week.

We didn't break the law!

Yo he, as soon as I walked out of the detention center, I got angry, and I was arrested and lived there for ten or eight years.

Don't, just kidding.

Friend Sun was at a loss, and fools knew that the company had been closed down for a long time.

Sister Yang and Brother Yang have a sad face, don't worry about the company, let's go to the mental hospital together, not only Father Yang, who among us is not a little mentally ill.

After 3 years.

"It's our right to work hard, it's not legal to work 40 hours a week, we can work as long as we like!" Dad Yang held a bullhorn and stood on a truck shouting, with a flag fluttering behind him, "Running for the county councilor."

A few people glared, phew, the lackluster lackeys of the capitalists! Completely ignoring labor laws, ignoring employee welfare, ignoring human rights.

Several large business owners held Yang's father's hand, said it so well, said the voice of the enterprise, said the voice of mankind, for the sake of the enterprise like you, for the sake of mankind, and admired the county councilor who is hard-working and rich, is the glorious future of our county! We, tens of thousands of Foxconn employees, absolutely support you!

Father Yang said that workaholism is the greatest spirit of human beings, and as long as I am a county councilor, I will declare that 18 hours a day is the standard time for human work.

"Commander, I want this equipment!"

“R！”

Brother Yang button, damn, 1 point!

Sister Yang is holding the comics, lazily kicking Brother Yang, there are no drinks at home, you go buy them.

Nerves, I won't go out even if I'm killed, God knows if I'll be arrested and sent to jail again.

Sister Yang despised it, she didn't take the medicine, it was serious again.

You have the ability to say me, you don't tremble when you see someone in a police uniform and a black suit.

Tainan.

Friend Sun wiped his sweat with a towel, and the harvest of this acre of land was good.

"Old Sun, go back to our house to drink, today's eggplant is very fresh." A farmer's uncle shouted.

Friend Sun nodded, smiling happily, Lao Tzu is now hiding in the countryside and farming, I don't believe that there will be the Ministry of the Interior and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to trouble Lao Tzu.

United States.

"Are you mistaken, who told you to keep an eye on the female secretary of the White House?" The US Secretary of State was furious.

The FBI wiped sweat, and they have been staring at it for several years, and they have long forgotten the reason.

The Secretary of State slammed the newspaper on the table, now what?

In the newspaper, Monica. Lewinsky's photo appeared on the front page.

A private laboratory.

"Hurry up!" Yue Lingshan scolded, remember, all work must be handled as quickly as "tomorrow the earth will be destroyed".

Life and death, for scientists, who is not a small ray of sunshine on the tree of science, as long as the tree of science can thrive, no one is important.

As for those family members who joke casually and don't think about what others think, let life play bigger jokes with them.