3. Hogwarts

"Daddy, come on! Where's my blue dress? Hermione exclaimed.

Yue Lingshan covered her forehead: "Okay, baby, I'll come right away." ”

Yue Lingshan thought that crossing into Carrie proved that her luck had changed for the better, but it turned out that she was wrong, very wrong!

In this life, Yue Lingshan has become a man.

Yue Lingshan almost committed suicide for the first time.

In the real room, I saw a lot of various organs of various creatures, human corpses, male corpses, and Yue Lingshan had also come into contact with a lot. Biological Sciences

She told her in detail about the physiology of the male body, and she knew the male body better than most men.

A biological researcher would not care about a man's body, whether he is **, disemboweled, or soaked in formalin.

An old woman studying biology who is actually old enough to scare the world's longest-lived person to death shouldn't care about a man's body, whether it's someone else's or her own.

Yue Lingshan quickly and calmly accepted the fact of becoming a man.

Now Yue Lingshan has a lovely daughter, of course, she is also very smart, Hermione's teachers and classmates praise Hermione so much, however, Yue Lingshan has a little different opinion.

She was going to confirm it to Hermione soon.

"Hermione, it's just a simple teacher's home visit, so there's no need to be so nervous. It's not the first time you've faced a teacher, is it? Yue Lingshan's version of Mr. Granger persuaded his daughter.

"But this time it's different! A teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Hermione continued to scream.

"Dear baby, you've been amazed at this for a week." Yue Lingshan thought that Hermione was too excited at this time.

An hour later.

"Professor McGonagall, I've never seen magic, can you prove that this qiē isn't a joke?" For a school that claims to be a professional training of wizards, Yue Lingshan is cautious.

When she had the ability, she was cautious for fear of being caught in the real yàn room, when did the wizard swagger recruit students? Do you want to put up an advertisement: Which one is stronger to learn excavators? Please go to Shandong to find Lan Xiang...... Oh, wrong, which one is better at learning Transfiguration? Please go to Diagon Alley, London.

Professor McGonagall smiled kindly and turned into a cat.

Hermione cheered.

Yue Lingshan's face was as earthy as earth, Xie Te, and she had encountered a strange world again. The law of conservation of energy of the quantum Hamiltonian function is worthless, and oh, and the brains of cats are much smaller than those of humans, so the knowledge of biology can also be discarded.

The Granger family went to Diagon Alley, and in addition to Hermione's school necessities, Yue Lingshan bought a large number of magic books and magic items.

She is not worried that she will go bankrupt at all, these wizards are all psychotics, the ratio of gold and silver to huàn is 1:17 under the same weight, and the price of LBMA, one of the world's four major gold and silver trading markets, is about 220 yuan per gram for gold and 3 yuan for silver.

Yue Lingshan thinks that she can close the dental hospital, and it is not a dream to become the richest man in the world.

"Hermione, are you sure you're going to study at Hogwarts? Or are you sure you want to be a wizard? In the evening, Yue Lingshan asked Hermione seriously.

"Of course!"

"I think we need to get to know your life plan well. If you have any questions about what I have to say, you can do so immediately.

You're 10 years old now, and if you go to Hogwarts, you'll graduate at 17, and you're already an adult by the definition of a wizard, and you have to live independently.

What kind of work will you get? There aren't many wizard professions.

Ministry of Magic? Aurors? Staying in school to teach? Pharmacist? Quidditch athletes? Small shop owner? Of course, you can also marry a wizard nobleman and make it a lifelong career to be a noble lady. ”

"Dad, you're discriminating against wizards!" Hermione got to the point.

"No, baby, I'm talking about life. If you enter Hogwarts, your life is like this. ”

"I feel like being a professor at Hogwarts is a decent job."

"Honey, are you sure you can get a professor's job? Professor McGonagall was sure that Hogwarts would admit up to 40 young wizards a year, as only 20 broomsticks were needed for flying lessons, 20 cauldrons for Potions lessons, and 20 pairs of earmuffs for herbology lessons.

Every year, 40 young wizards graduate, and I'm sure they also want to stay on to teach, are you sure you can beat 39 opponents?

Hogwarts One has a total of 280 students in 7 years, how many professors do you think are needed? Every year there are people applying to teach, every year there are people waiting in line for other professors to retire, and by the time you graduate, there may be hundreds of seniors in front of you. Some of them are as smart as you, some of them are from families, some are the children of school directors, some are relatives of professors, why are you so sure that you can get into this position?

Other duties?

How many wizards are there in the UK? The proportion of people aged 10 to 17 in the UK is 10%-12%. 280 Little Wizards at 10%, English Wizards are about 2,800.

How many Magic Management Department officials, how many Aurors, how many apothecaries, how many pharmacists are needed for 2800 people? Don't think about opening your own shop, Diagon Alley is saturated with commerce for a small, closed village of 2,800 people.

Hermione, I'm worried about your employment. ”

Hermione was frightened.

"Oh, can I ask by the way what the daily life of a wizard is like? Is there anything else besides watching Quidditch? ”

"With magic, what else do I have to do with my life?" Hermione exclaimed.

"There's no TV to watch, no music to listen to; Shopping in Diagon Alley is obviously a very boring thing to do; You can read a few novels once in a while, but you have to live with decades of only having a few novels, written by the same author; There is no basketball, no football, no disco, no skateboarding, no Olympics, and certainly no game consoles; There is no Internet, no Facebook, no computer, no mobile phone, and calls are basically yelling; There are no beautiful costumes, forever wizarding robes; No curry, no sashimi, no sweet and sour ribs, no barbecue, no tarts, no cappuccino, no McDonald's, always the same dish......"

"I can go to London and enjoy this!" Hermione said.

"Are you going to come to London once a month, or once a year? Wizards weren't supposed to live in a Muggle world. Yue Lingshan felt disgusted when she said the word Muggle.

"Dad, if the life of a wizard is not good, I can go back to London and live a Muggle life after graduation."

Yue Lingshan sighed: "Back to London to live a Muggle life? Miss Granger, what company would hire a 17-year-old who is only in the fourth grade? ”

Hermione was dumbfounded.

"Hermione, in the Middle Ages, humans used bows, arrows, and torches to drive away broomstick-riding wizards, and now that humans have been on the moon for decades, wizards are still riding broomsticks. The whole world is trying to maintain the dignity of human beings, all people are created equal, racial discrimination is a kind of inferior behavior, but wizards still discriminate against human Muggles. In 1990, when the earth could be destroyed by a nuclear bomb 100 times, the wizard thought that it was powerful to spew out a few colorful rays.

My dear, wizards are just a bunch of people who have been eliminated from their laurels, and they are not as great as you think. ”

Hermione was already crying.

"Hermione, don't mourn that you're about to be one of a bunch of backward abandoned arrogant fools, baby, we love you forever." Yue Lingshan mended the knife.

Hermione was crying and fainting.

"Honey, don't hit her." Mrs. Granger wrapped her arms around Yue Lingshan's shoulders and said.

Yue Lingshan was terrified by the veins in Madame Granger's eyes that were about to drip water.

Yue Lingshan said that she could accept a man's body and could tolerate being a father, but she couldn't accept the need to fulfill the normal sexual life obligations of a husband and wife to his wife.

Yue Lingshan is crazy, she decides to destroy this strange wizard world!

Hermione went to Hogwarts anyway, but she was only going to study there for a year, and after mastering the basics of magic control, she returned to London to continue her primary school.

Because Yue Lingshan told her that she could teach herself how to master the magic of a wizard.

"Dad, you can't believe how the Potions professor taught us! Add a section of some herb and stir it four times! Oh, God! Shouldn't you use a balance scale to weigh medicine? Shouldn't stirring test the degree of mixture? At least count the seconds, right? Compared to your real room, the Potions professor at Hogwarts is simply primitive! Hermione, who had completed her first year of wizarding studies, marveled at her magical journey.

"What's even more incredible is that Harry Potter turned out to be the savior! A ten-year-old is a savior! Hermione's mouth opened wide, exaggeratedly.

"If only children can save the world, then there must be something wrong with the world!"

Hermione had no regrets about leaving Hogwarts.

Yue Lingshan's plan was finally completed.

The plan was rough, and Yue Lingshan united the Royal Academy of Sciences and MI5.

They are very interested in invading and annexing the mysterious wizarding world.

Muggle shielding? Any creature under the surveillance equipment that dares to wear a wizard's costume is followed at all times.

A wizarding world hidden in a mysterious location? The location where the tracker on the owl's feet failed is completely circled in the wizarding world.

Satellite Monitoring, Acoustic Scanning, Infrared Imaging, X-ray Imaging, Thermal Sensors, Load Cells, Odor Sensors......

Without the wizards' knowledge, scientists in the UK completed an all-encompassing scan of the wizarding world.

Mr. Malfoy would never have imagined that the stone in the manor was a camera, and Mrs. Weasley would not have imagined that there was a bugging device in the foot of the dining table.

The wizards of Hogwarts, who built the complete failure of electronic devices, would not have known that in the hundreds of years, scientists would not need any electronic devices, and would be able to transmit Hogwarts audio and video to infinity without the need for any electronic equipment, just through physical overclocking and heat conduction.

Yue Lingshan is impatient, act!

"Put your head in your hands and squat!"

"Arvada ......"

Bang bang!

"Dumbledore, the Ministry of Magic is under attack!" An Auror emerges from the fireplace.

"Calling everyone to the Order of the Phoenix!" Dumbledore skillfully put on his armor first, "McGonagall, you go to Severus to get a healing potion...... Why do I feel dizzy...... Shapeshifting ......"

Dumbledore hadn't finished the incantation.

Thanks to the fact that Hogwarts is an enclosed space, and the anesthetic poison gas has taken care of most of the students and professors, the second wave of infrasonic attacks directly and instantly brought down the spiller.

No matter how powerful Dumbledore's magic is, he is still a scum in the face of modern science.

All the English wizards were arrested.

Mysterious magic VS modern weapons, MI5 kills wizards in seconds.

Sir Michael Attia, President of the Royal Academy of Sciences, went crazy with excitement and the greatest discovery in the world was born!

MI5 is sad. The wizard's attack magic is a scum, the attack power is poor, the distance is close, the speed is slow, it is easy to dodge, it takes at least 2-5 seconds to chant a spell, and how many seconds does it take for the world's fastest gunslinger to draw a gun and fire? 0.02 seconds!

Yue Lingshan was very happy. She got most of the property in Diagon Alley, magic items, magic potions, and a large amount of gold gallons.

It's really strange, it is clear that tens of millions of pounds worth of gold galleons have been exchanged, and there are almost equal amounts in Gringotts.

Yue Lingshan was a little regretful, she knew that the economy of the wizarding world had not been destroyed by her, so she should have waited for a while to do it.

It's a shame that the gold mines that only the goblins know about haven't dried up. White is cheaper than MI5.

Sir Atiya despised Yue Lingshan for not having the spirit of scientific research, and did not understand that the most valuable thing in the 20th century was knowledge. A dentist really didn't understand anything, and Jazz turned around and buried himself in the team to do a lot of real things.

MI5 laughed at Yue Lingshan for not understanding the shamelessness of the violent organs. MI5 doesn't care how much money Yue Lingshan takes, for the British government, this tens of millions of pounds is just a number. A middle-aged man who is greedy for money? The British CIA sues you that this is its favorite genre! As for the magic items that Yue Lingshan took? Spit it out whatever you eat. Sooner or later, you have to hand over your things obediently.

Underground secret real yàn room.

Video conferencing.

Sir Atia asked, "YA001 is really yàn, and Voldemort's research is still not progressing?" ”

The researcher in the video smiled wryly: "No progress. ”

When I first heard that Voldemort could split souls and achieve immortality from a certain point of view, almost all the best biologists and physicists in Britain were going crazy, doing it 24 hours a day. It's a pity that 21 grams of stuff has always been God's off-limits, and even if the empress and a bunch of gray-haired politicians are about to burp 99 times a day, there is still no substantial progress.

"Do you need to do VGH-100?" Sir Attya frowned.

The researcher shook his head: "It's too dangerous, Voldemort knows silent magic, and if he recovers his senses, it's hard to guarantee that there won't be an accident." "All of the actual events have been performed so far in a coma and unconscious, and researchers do not believe that Voldemort would be happy to be dissolved.

"The finance minister found out he had cancer during a medical check-up last week." Sir Attiyah reminded.

"My idea is to advance Dumbledore's life force research and freeze the Voldemort project. We need to accumulate more numbers. The researcher said that if you can't live forever, it is a more rational choice to live a few hundred years like an old wizard.

Sir Attia pondered and nodded, "That's all." "There's only one Voldemort, and if you play badly, you don't have to play, and there are so many white wizards, it doesn't matter if you die one or two. As for the poor Minister of Finance, given the time-consuming nature of scientific research, he did not think that the Minister of Finance could enjoy scientific research

As a result, we have to consider who will be the next minister.

Sir Attiah: "YA010 real yàn room, is the number jù out?" ”

"So far, the collection of various types of offensive magic has been completed, and in short, the destructiveness of black magic is very poor. The physical destruction of the steel plate is not as powerful as a hammer; The penetration of the steel plate is almost 0 in the real yàn; Ignoring Defenses Magic can ignore objects of a certain thickness to hit the target and fully take effect, and is currently gradually thickening spaced objects. ”

"YA011 real yàn room."

"The influence of speech on magic has not progressed at all, and in real yàn with different accents and languages, as long as the spell is recited, it can have the same magical effect. The speed at which the spell is spoken has an effect on the speed at which the spell is generated, and the volume has no effect on the power of the spell. ”

"YA020 real yàn room."

"The influence of wands on magic has been established, and the use of different wands by the same wizard has a great impact on the outcome of magic. At present, various scientific materials are being used to make wands. ”

"YA023 real yàn room."

"The material analysis of the broomstick has been completed......"

"Doot toot!"

"What's the matter?" Sir Attia was a little dissatisfied, don't those fools of MI5 know that scientific research can't be disturbed? ”

"Sir, has there been a breakthrough?" The person in charge of MI5 asked eagerly.

"This is a scientific reality, not a starry sky-gazing faction! 5, 10, or even 50 years is an insignificant moment on the road to scientific development! Ser Attia almost roared.

"There's not so much time left!" The head of MI5 was a little sad, "We lost the Granger family. ”

"You told me last week that Mr. Granger is completely under your control!"

"Yes, Mr. Granger took his family on a trip to the United States, bringing only a few suitcases with him. Considering that we have ten agents secretly spying on the Grangers, and that Mr. Granger didn't take the Diagon Alley harvest with him, we have reason to believe that Mr. Granger is in our charge. ”

"I'm not the council! Don't talk to me! You've lost Mr. Granger! ”

“…… Yes, after we found out that the conversation we had eavesdropped was not normal, we broke into Granger's room, which had only a tape recorder. Our agents in London immediately searched his residence, and the gold and magic items that had filled the room and basement were gone. ”

Sir Attia shrugged and said nonchalantly, "It seems that Mr. Granger is smarter than we thought. Well, he could have gotten a royal medal. ”

"Sir, you didn't get it, it means two things, number one, Granger has magic or magic items that we don't know about. I've already arranged for someone to interrogate the other wizards. Second, our research will lose its confidentiality. ”

"You're saying Mr. Granger will reveal this qiē?"

"Quite possibly."

"Oh...... So what? Sir Adia asked curiously.

"Other countries will do the same for the study of magic, and the British Empire will lose its monopoly on magic!" The head of MI5 is about to be driven crazy by the dullness of scientists.

Sir Attia said sternly, "I think you've made a mistake. Science knows no borders, and any new scientific development is for the benefit of all mankind. The British Empire showed the whole world the power of magic, and it was studied first, and that was enough. ”

That night, a mysterious video was suddenly posted on the Internet, the video was obviously taken secretly, and the camera kept shaking, but fortunately the image was very clear. A group of men in strange costumes armed with a small wooden stick shoot rays of various colors to confront the heavily armed police.

After the video was released, it attracted widespread attention, and many netizens laughed that it was probably a new movie from a certain director. But netizens who are familiar with the weapons refuted that the weapons in the video are too real, and the wounds of the injured are too real, and it is completely impossible to be a movie special effect. Netizens who thought it was a movie fought back, and netizens who were questioned fought back again, building more than 100,000 floors.

The intelligence services of various countries recognized the MI5 members on the video screen, and MI5's phone was blown up. MI5 categorically denies, the movie, it's the movie!

The world's major media outlets received mysterious emails claiming that the video was real and could provide evidence, such as moving pictures.

The world is crazy.

National intelligence organizations openly declare that the British intelligence services are fighting the whole world, and that countries will impose economic sanctions, not just economic sanctions.

MI5 had to announce that the video was real, and that Britain was willing to share the discovery of magic with the world.

The earth has since embarked on a new path.

Neither Sir Atiya nor MI5 knew that Yue Lingshan had started working a year before the Royal Academy of Sciences and MI5 joined forces.

With the huge amount of gold gallons obtained from Gringotts' arbitrage trades, Yue Lingshan lightly acquired very interesting magic items in Diagon Alley: the Mock Bag and the Invisibility Cloak.

The Mock Bag, the wizard's version of the space storage bag, ignores the weight of the stored items. It's just smuggling, oh no, the artifact of logistics!

Yue Lingshan couldn't use the Mock Bag and the Invisibility Cloak without magical powers, but Hermione could.

Put all kinds of items into the Mok bag, put the Mok bag into the suitcase, go to the United States, enter the hotel, change out of all the clothes, shoes and socks on your body, put on the invisibility cloak, and leave the hotel. It's that simple.

At a time when various countries were frantically arresting wizards for research, Yue Lingshan once again published a signed free resource package "The Only Role of Magic is to Benefit Mankind" on the Internet, providing all kinds of magic e-books for free to everyone on the earth, including Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the United Kingdom, all the textbooks of the world's fifteen well-known magic schools.

Yue Lingshan elaborated on the characteristics of magic and proposed various improvements, such as using a new type of rare metal to make magic wands, which can reduce the requirements of magic power and improve the controllability of magic power; For example, scarce potions can be synthesized in a real room environment, and the corresponding magic herbs can be grown in batches under different climatic conditions around the world; For example, how to break through the limitations of height and distance of shapeshifting and door keys, and create a simple space door.

The most eye-catching thing is that Yue Lingshan proposed that not only natural wizards can use magic power, human beings can use modified genes to have magic power, and the source of magic power is not irreplaceable, and human beings can completely use the power of science and technology to create a source of magic power.

A series of biological and physical numbers prove Yue Lingshan's point in detail. Anyone has the opportunity to cast magic.

Several scientific circles have spoken out in support of Yue Lingshan, and all the reality has been proven to be true and repeatable, and magic can be scientifically elaborated and analyzed.

Then, a large number of scientists carefully demonstrated magic from various angles, various papers kept appearing on the Internet, putting forward new hypotheses and conclusions, and the magic that wizards had inherited for thousands of years and did not know why it was was unchanging was quickly pushed down in front of the scientists like a little girl without clothes.

If Dumbledore or Voldemort could come to their senses, they would have been shocked to find that they could no longer understand the magic they were in. What the? Levitation + Whirlwind = Human Free Flight? Master Zu didn't teach!

Yue Lingshan did not just study magic in the real room, she also considered the connection between magic and human society. After MI5 discovered that magic was no longer a beast and a secret weapon, MI5 took the initiative to release some wizards, and Yue Lingshan hired them as soon as possible.

Yue Lingshan's several lifetimes of scientific research and ability research enabled her to quickly find a breakthrough in the application of magic. With these wizards, Yue Lingshan turned her vision into reality.

The world's first magical transportation company, Granger Magical Transportation: "The magical space door, from New York to Paris, takes only 5 seconds. ”

The world's first magic cleaning company, Granger Magic Cleaning: "Completely pollution-free and chemical-free, as long as you wave your hand, a qiē is the same as new." ”

Glenmorangie Magic Costume Company, the world's first magic costume company: "The work of a master of French costume design, permanently with levitation, armor protection, clean up, thermostat, you deserve it!" ”

Yue Lingshan has gained an astronomical fortune, which she uses all of it for charity and the improvement of the earth's environment. free education and free medical care for the poor; solve environmental pollution; Improving desertification and polarization.

With the passage of time, magic permeated all aspects of life, creating greater convenience and comfort for human life.

Ten years later, magic officially became a science, discoverable, studied, demonstrated, and developed. Wizards are not minorities or weirdos, as long as they learn a lot, most people can master and use some magic.

Thirty years later, Yue Lingshan used quantum principles combined with magic to successfully teleport at sub-light speed for the first time, regardless of distance.

In another three years, Yue Lingshan set foot on Mars.

Humanity has officially entered a new era.