37. Human dragon in love
"I can't marry you, I'm in love with a dragon." The princess stood on the boat and shouted.
Yue Lingshan was shocked, hey, girl, will your taste be too heavy? Man (beast), aren't you worried about your father being scared to death?
The princess hugged the dragon with a happy face: "Whether you are a human or a dragon, I love you, and I want to have a monkey with you." ”
Yue Lingshan covered her face, it's terrible to be uneducated, even if a hybrid between humans and beasts can give birth to hybrid offspring, this offspring will also be affected by the reproductive isolation mechanism, unable to give birth, the chromosomes of humans and dragons do not match, and horses and mules are the same.
The subordinates behind Yue Lingshan were furious, and they didn't want to get married, so they didn't say it earlier, thinking that you were the only woman in the world who had to marry you? Now that the wedding is in its final step, what is the refusal of marriage? This is a slap in the face of the king, a slap in the face of the country, a slap in the face of all the people! Is this going to be the founding war?
Yue Lingshan looked at the dozens of people behind her who were watching or participating in the king's marriage, and quickly deduced that the total population of this country would not exceed 1,000 people. originally thought that Snow White's country was already pitifully small, but in a blink of an eye, she became a small village chief with the title of king.
The dragon grabbed the princess and was about to leave, Yue Lingshan decided to grab a dragon to play, and with a wave of his hand, the spear flew and pierced the dragon's body.
Before the dragon could figure out what was happening, Yue Lingshan jumped up, slashed open the dragon's belly with a sword, jumped on the dragon's back with the help of his strength, and kicked the dragon in the neck with a heavy kick.
The dragon fainted without saying a word.
Yue Lingshan sighed, the Western Dragon that doesn't know magic is really a big lizard with wings, and it doesn't need to be beaten at all, no wonder so many people in the legend have become dragon slaying warriors with a sword, try it with another Eastern Dragon, and teach you to be a ghost in minutes.
The princess and her subjects were dumbfounded, Mrs. Yue Lingshan was too powerful!
Not to mention anything else, the height of the jump is simply not something that people can reach! Why didn't you usually see that Yue Lingshan was so powerful!
Several subjects who practiced martial arts with Yue Lingshan were inexplicably moved, it turned out that His Majesty the King usually let them when they practiced.
Yue Lingshan commanded his subjects to pull the dragon and princess ashore, a pile of pots and pans in front of the dragon's wound, and a large group of people salvaged the sea water. The blood of the Western Wyvern seemed to be able to bring stronger defenses and more powerful strength to the dragon slaying warriors, I don't know if it was true or not, Yue Lingshan would never waste a little dragon blood.
"Nope! How can you hurt him! "The princess was in very good spirits, and frantically fought the people who stood in her way, trying to rush towards the dying dragon.
What a woman who doesn't understand the state, Yue Lingshan sighed disdainfully, and commanded his subordinates: "That whoever is who, go and inform the old man opposite, his daughter has a lover, oh, love beast, this is a strict insult to this king, this king is very angry, either lose money or lose his life, and if he doesn't reply to this king today, he will have to pay for his life." ”
The princess was knocked to the ground in disbelief, but she was a princess of another country who repented of her marriage, maybe she was about to become a princess of an enemy country, and she still looked like she was on top, and she was already very face-saving if she didn't cut it.
Yue Lingshan generously rewarded his subordinates to drink dragon blood and wash the dragon blood bath, and his subordinates were in tears, thanking the lord Longen. Yue Lingshan smiled even sweeter, a group of fools, who were sold and helped to count the money.
The white mice drank the dragon blood and took the dragon blood bath completely fine, Yue Lingshan drank the dragon blood in a big gulp, the hair was useless, and he felt fishy, it seems that the world is different, the effect of the legendary dragon blood is also different, the dragon blood in this world is a piece of garbage, think about it, the winged lizard that can only fight hand-to-hand has a magical hair, but it is just a special biological species.
Yue Lingshan completely looked at the eyes of wild animals and looked at a large number of dragons: "Whoever is who, go, cut a dragon's wings and give me wine." "I've never tasted dragon meat for thousands of years.
The princess struggled frantically, her body could be twisted like that, Yue Lingshan really felt amazing.
Yue Lingshan failed to eat the dragon's wings.
The dragon abruptly shrunk into a ** man, and the whole process took less than a second.
Yue Lingshan's jaw dropped in shock, the speed of this muscle deterioration is too fast, I knew that I would have acted quickly, but now it's good, I don't have to eat if I move slowly, I can't eat human hands.
In other words, is this person a human dragon, or a dragon man? Can orcs eat it? It's really tangled.
Yue Lingshan's gaze was too red, and the princess shouted desperately: "He's a human, he's a human!" Can't eat! Cannibalism is going to hell! ”
Yue Lingshan recalled the taste of human flesh she had eaten when she was a non-human for the first time, and deeply felt that human flesh was not very delicious, and sighed: "It's human, then forget it, it's a pity." ”
Although he had long expected that the scars on the dragon's body would definitely become smaller after turning into a human, the sword wound that Yue Lingshan slashed on the dragon's stomach was 1.5 meters long, which human had such a big belly? But the wound on the dragon that turned into a human was only about thirty centimeters, Yue Lingshan still felt extremely depressed, there was no vision, the wound on the dragon's body had shrunk, he had known to cut off half of the dragon's tail, and he didn't know if the dragon that had become a human would lose half of his ass or half of his spine, it couldn't be half of that very dirty thing, right?
When Yue Lingshan ordered his subordinates to soak their weapons and equipment with dragon blood to see if they could make a dragon blood suit to blind them, the princess's father, the old king, arrived with men and horses.
The old king brought all the elite warriors in the kingdom, and he was very proud in his heart, these elite warriors didn't need to fight, as long as they stood in front of Yue Lingshan, Yue Lingshan would be scared to death, fifteen strong warriors, and one was a cavalry, with such cutting-edge force, who would dare to disagree?
As for Yue Lingshan's subordinates who said that Yue Lingshan had fallen down a dragon, phew! Who believes!
Yue Lingshan swaggered on a chair and waited for another village-level king to come to an audience.
Seeing that Yue Lingshan was so rude, the old king was furious and decided to teach him a lesson.
The old king's only cavalryman smirked and charged.
Yue Lingshan was inexplicable, the old king's deep smile, Yue Lingshan's subordinates laughed treacherously, and the princess's eyes were staring at the dragon man or human dragon, and she didn't know what was going on at all.
Then the cavalry company flew out more than ten meters with the horses.
The old king quickly affirmed the authenticity of Yue Lingshan's dragon slaying and the fate of being an enemy of a dragon slayer with a strong psychological element, and then used his powerful psychological element to pile up a soft and kind smile on his face.
Peace between two countries is not easy to come by, how can it be ruined by a Crazy Horse who accidentally startled? As a king, you should love peace, value peace, and make money with harmony.
The meeting between the two village chief-level kings was very pleasant, the marriage contract was canceled, the princess liked to marry whomever she wanted, and the old king made up for Yue Lingshan's 50 chickens and 10 sheep.
What a poverty!
Yue Lingshan looked at the subordinates who were happy and had their wishes fulfilled, and was deeply hurt.
The princess firmly asks to marry the dragon, reiterating once again that she will marry each other regardless of whether the other party is a dragon or a human because they love each other.
Yue Lingshan sighed, human (beast) love has no good end.
The old king sighed, there was no son-in-law of the dragon-slaying king, and there was a son-in-law of beasts.
The princess asked the old king to take her and the dragon away.
Yue Lingshan sneered, the princess and the old king can go, but the dragon cannot.
The princess fried hair, why don't you allow the dragon to go!
Yue Lingshan gouged out her ears, you are a neurotic!
The old king took out his wallet before the start of the fight, and was willing to pay for the dragon.
That's right, pay for the dragon. As Yue Lingshan's trophy, the dragon has been reduced from an evil king on top to a bargaining commodity.
As the first dragon to be captured alive on the mainland, or a dragon that can turn into a human form, the old king can't afford to bid at all.
Yue Lingshan waved his hand generously, buying and selling is not benevolent, the next time I ride a dragon in the sky or sit in a car pulled by a dragon, you are welcome to sit together.
The princess felt that there was nothing in the world more inhumane, more disrespectful, and more like Satan than Yue Lingshan.
The princess was very witty and offered to take care of the dragon herself, as long as the dragon's injuries were healed, the dragon could fly into the air and escape, let Yue Lingshan cry.
Yue Lingshan tied iron chains to the hands, feet and neck of the dragon that turned into a human, and she wanted to know if the iron chain would break after turning into a flying dragon again, or if she would directly strangle the dragon to death.
After the princess and the dragon negotiated, they negotiated with Yue Lingshan, and the dragon would never enter Yue Lingshan's territory again, and would not harm Yue Lingshan's subjects, and the two sides would coexist amicably and be a brotherly state forever.
Yue Lingshan sneered, and the big-eared scraper slapped the princess and the dragon in the face, and he didn't have the consciousness of being a prisoner at all, and he still wanted to be a brother, believe it or not, and cut you to make human barbecued pork?
The dragon felt the need for sincere communication and was willing to pay the price, and in order to show his sincerity, the dragon first declared that it had no gold coins, no gold, no diamonds, and no wealth on a lonely island.
Yue Lingshan kicked the dragon, and dared to say that she was sincere?
Yue Lingshan's subjects cheered and signed a master-servant contract with the dragon, and the dragon protected Yue Lingshan's bloodline and kingdom for 300 years.
Yue Lingshan ignored it, this group of uninformed fools, if they signed a piece of parchment, they could ensure that the dragon complied, why did they have to fight to death, agreements without strong force were all waste paper.
Yue Lingshan couldn't think of anything in a backward era where there was no microscope, what was the use of a dragon, it couldn't be sliced and sliced, what else could a dragon eat besides meat?
The princess thinks that the dragon can open up territory for Yue Lingshan, Yue Lingshan sneered, the dragon's credibility is negative, let it go, maybe it will never be found again, besides, with Yue Lingshan's force value, which country in this world can't handle it?
The princess found a stalemate in the negotiations, Yue Lingshan didn't trust the dragon, it would be simple.
Bartering, the princess intends to trade her father's kingdom with the old king for the freedom of the dragon.
The old king laughed miserably, he gave birth to a good daughter, and sold his father for the male dragon, but he did not object, Yue Lingshan's force value was off the charts, and he could annex his kingdom at any time, since the result was the same, it was better to settle it peacefully, maybe he could get more.
Yue Lingshan unexpectedly refused, just a village that is so poor that chickens are treasures, and there are hairs to annex? She's not stupid, won't she rob if she really likes it?
The dragon's decision to pull the cart for a hero even greater than King Solomon would not tarnish the dragon's reputation.
In fact, under the high-sounding reason, what the dragon thought was that as long as he unchained it, a single flame would kill everyone, Yue Lingshan would be a fart, and if he had the ability, he should not be afraid of the fire!
The dragon flew high into the sky as soon as it was freed, and a huge scorching flame condensed in the dragon's mouth.
The dragon felt that Yue Lingshan's attack was too sudden, and its true strength was not used, otherwise how could a great and powerful dragon be defeated by a small human being? The dragon needed to wash away its shame with the blood of Yue Lingshan and the entire kingdom.
In order to prevent Yue Lingshan from jumping on its back again, the dragon deliberately flew to a height of 30 meters, and he didn't believe that Yue Lingshan could still jump up, and the dragon's flames could spray exactly 30 meters.
Being in a safe area to breathe fire and kill, the dragon is very happy with this strategy.
Yue Lingshan threw the spear again, easily penetrating the dragon's abdomen, the dragon felt that there was a strategic mistake, forgetting that Yue Lingshan had a long-distance attack method, but it didn't matter, the toothpick-like spear was still bearable, the dragon endured the severe pain, and aimed at Yue Lingshan and spewed out hot flames.
Yue Lingshan scoffed at this stupid attack, flashed in seconds, and bid again, and after 10 seconds, the dragon was hit by 30 spears, and fell weakly again.
Eating a trench and growing wisdom, Yue Lingshan quickly cut off the dragon's wings, dragon feet, and dragon tail, cooked on the spot, and started a dragon meat banquet on the spot. It wasn't that Yue Lingshan was kind enough to spare the other parts of the dragon, what if the dragon became human after it died? It's better to ride the dragon without dead meat and change, eat it first and then say, the dragon is on the chopping board and can't run.
The princess fainted without hesitation, and when she awoke, all she saw was the dragon's skull.
Yue Lingshan was a little disgusted with dragon meat, and it tasted like lizard meat, which was not delicious at all, so she comforted her heart, and she had eaten dragon meat anyway.
The princess decided to return to China to find the old king to move troops, she must avenge the dragon, and after killing Yue Lingshan, she will eat Yue Lingshan alive.
The old king nodded with a smile, turned around and locked the princess in the basement, a poor country without even a monastery, otherwise it would be more suitable to imprison the princess.
It's nothing to fight for a beast, as long as you can win, it doesn't matter if it's a ridiculous reason, but knowing that you have to fight to death, the reason for a beast is too ridiculous.
The old king did not intend to let the princess come out of the basement during her lifetime, this daughter betrayed her father and the kingdom first, and he did not kill her directly, she was already as holy as an angel.
The princess thought angrily in the dark and damp basement, if there was no Yue Lingshan, if the dragon did not die, she should live happily with the dragon on the island, just the two of them, no one else to interfere with their love, they would be left with a group of beautiful babies, blowing the sea breeze on the island every day, listening to the sound of the waves, and living freely and happily. Aren't all the love stories of princesses and princes, princesses and frogs, princesses and dragons, princesses and a qiē male ending happily ever after?