106 off 8 promotion drama extra
This season's new TV series is broadcast on TV, "The Devil's Smile", a thriller detective drama, the director, screenwriter and starring are average, but the supporting roles are a bit interesting, and the former member of Guan 8, Ryo Jindo, plays the villain in the play, a perverted murderer.
What happens to an idol after he quits the idol team?
Of course, it's crazy to lose fans.
Those who pay attention to "The Devil's Smile" are some detective lovers, as well as housewives.
Ten minutes after the start of the broadcast, the audience scolded together, bad drama.
Yue Lingshan walked in silently from outside the camera, and suddenly smiled.
Ahh
It's not the ecstatic screams of the fans, but the screams of the viewers watching TV.
This smile is terrifying! It's obviously a smile, but it makes people's hearts stop.
The hotline of the TV station was blown up, complaining that the TV station did not rate such a horrific TV series, did not remind it, and did not fulfill all the responsibilities that a media should do.
The TV station apologized gently, and his heart was full of happiness.
This drama is going to be popular! Wow-ha-ha.
The director invited the director and screenwriter to have a luxurious dinner, and he didn't dare to say anything else, the ratings broke 20%, which was a certainty.
The next day, the show went off the air.
For the hair?
The Metropolitan Police Department and the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology together strongly demanded that the show be stopped immediately, and the reason is very strong, according to an incomplete investigation, 1,613 people were scared to death last night, 52,547 people were stunned, and 254117 people were mentally weakened and needed emergency treatment, and these people, all of whom were caused by watching the TV series.
The director sneered, he accepted black money from other TV stations, right? I can think of this kind of excuse, and it's too despicable to want to strangle the big drama that can become an instant hit in the cradle. Even if it's true, it's because the audience has a bad heart, and it's about us? Under which law can I stop streaming my TV series?
Metropolitan Police Department officials said that 18 of the 1,613 dead were family members of dignitaries, including a former prime minister.
The director wiped his sweat, for the sake of the spiritual civilization of the whole of Japan, I will definitely actively cooperate and immediately stop the show.
One day after the broadcast of "The Devil's Smile", it was officially discontinued.
"The Devil's Smile" is popular all over Japan. Those who have watched it have boycotted the show and appealed to the show, and those who have not watched it have asked where to watch it.
The TV series that scared the audience to death is simply a realistic version of "Midnight Bell", if you haven't watched it, it's a waste of life, and I'm embarrassed to talk to people.
Yue Lingshan became a big star again.
"I see, let's go." The assistant hurriedly greeted Yue Lingshan, the general agent called, refused all interviews, and resolutely stayed at home. At this time, on the cusp of the storm, you have to take a look at it before deciding, after all, the false name of scaring people to death, God knows whether it is honor or black history.
Some experts came out to refute the rumors, what year has it been, who hasn't watched a few horror movies hiding in the bed, all kinds of computer technology makeup technology have long interpreted horror movies to the extreme, and they are even more terrifying by real ghosts, and they have never heard of scaring people to death. It's not the primitive people who screamed at the TV hundreds of years ago. Those who unfortunately passed away during the broadcast of the TV series themselves had multiple heart diseases that happened to erupt during the broadcast of the TV series. If Yue Lingshan's smile is so powerful, she should be sent to the United States to perform live, and after laughing for an hour, all the Americans will be wiped out.
The words of the expert did not resonate with anyone.
The number of deaths, the number of faints, the number of mental illness are here, how to deny it?
Various media called on Yue Lingshan to explain.
Explain a P! Said that Senior Sister Ben killed tens of billions of people and destroyed the earth countless times, so she was murderous? Yue Lingshan was not interested in being sliced.
Scientists from all walks of life in Japan are indeed studying Yue Lingshan's smile, and this ridiculous thing of scaring people to death is too worth studying.
It is strange that various scientific research institutions in Japan comprehensively analyzed "The Devil's Smile", from electronic signals, micro-expressions, to ultra-video and ultra-audio, and found nothing unusual at all.
Some police officers asked, will it be as evil as "Midnight Bell"?
Scientists despise it, let me guess, your job is to fill the police department, right? Seeing that you have such a little scientific literacy and take the movie seriously, you will know that you are definitely not a professional group, and you will never be promoted to the police department.
So is there something wrong with Yue Lingshan?
Problematic hair.
As an idol, Yue Lingshan's various information is simply too easy to collect, height, weight, blood type, family background, life experience, test results, first love time, eating habits, range of friends, case content...... No problem at all.
The police got important news, and the general agent of Guan 8 revealed under pressure from all parties that Ryo Nishikido seems to have a dual personality, could this be the reason why the smile scares people to death?
Psychiatrists refute it, by no means. Not to mention dual personalities, there are more 5 and 6 heavy, and I haven't seen a single case of smiling and scaring people to death. So many of our experts who haven't repeatedly watched the smiling shots, and someone was scared to death? In thrillers, most of the people who are scared to death are of low psychological quality and heart disease, don't take this thing too mysterious.
The Metropolitan Police Department pondered, whether to arrest Yue Lingshan first and then talk about whether to slice it is another matter.
Legal experts despise that there are laws in Japan! Why did you arrest Yue Lingshan, just because she acted in a TV series? Believe it or not, the entertainment circles all over the planet protested.
The general agent found that the Metropolitan Police Department suddenly stopped, and the inside information, Yue Lingshan was not legally responsible at all.
That's OK!
The chief agent waved his hand and fully hyped Yue Lingshan. All kinds of variety shows, all kinds of interviews, all kinds of TV series, it's just soft.
The assistant begged bitterly, Boss Yue, restraint! Be restrained! If you accidentally scare people to death on the spot, you don't think about yourself, but also consider a group of makeup artists, costume artists, assistant agents, drivers, and bodyguards around you, the economy is so bad, unemployment will kill people.
Yue Lingshan thought hard, I see, the life of a star is fighting every second.
Yue Lingshan received thousands of prosecutions, and the TV station, crew, director and screenwriter received them all.
The family of the deceased, the victim who watched TV, demanded that Yue Lingshan and others bear various criminal and civil liabilities.
The general agent smiled and immediately passed the news to the media, just to hype it again. As for the lawsuit? Since the Metropolitan Police Department has not said anything, idiots know that the law is not easy to deal with. If you want to compensate and want to say the law, you will turn over the "Complete Book of Six Laws" first.
Public opinion is hotly discussed, who said that Japanese actors lack acting skills, don't keep talking about Kagawa Teruyuki and Fei Gong, look at Guan 8, Yue Lingshan, who is always smiling, and his warm smile changes casually, and he will kill thousands of people, that is called acting!
As for the little fresh meat, and that AKB48, as far as your group of innocent and cute little white rabbits who may not be able to look at their appearance, Yue Lingshan's acting skills will throw you half the world.
Japan's new generation of movie stars has been born, except for Yue Lingshan, who wants to die with a smile, who else can it be?
The smiling Yue Lingshan is qualified to go down in the history of Japan!
The media officially defines that this is true. The devil's smile.
N many actors and directors are envious and jealous, looking at the crew of "The Devil's Smile", in order to hype themselves, they dare to brush any □□, and they are really popular.
The director of "The Devil's Smile" posted a blog with a smile, and if you have the ability, you can also make a TV series that scares people to death.
Paralysis!
Japan has suddenly had more than N horror film shooting projects.
Scaring the audience to death? Of course, it's very bad. However, is there a higher pursuit for actors?
A large number of actors practice their acting skills every day for the purpose of surpassing Yue Lingshan.
"Director, can't you feel it at all?" There is a village frame pure who asked for help, just my village face, acting in a horror movie, isn't it uncomfortable.
The director pondered, there is a way.
found an internal staff of the TV station and engaged in "The Devil's Smile" for internal teaching and broadcasting.
There are countless big-name actors who came to hear the news, the broadcast hall was full, and those who arrived late could only stand for tickets.
There is a village frame pure heartbeat stopped for half a minute, and then ecstasy.
Nima! This is called acting!
A new door has opened in front of Jun Arimura: powerful actors
Jun Arimura decided to look at this smile that opened up a new world 100 times a day, and strive to dream of this smile every day, not to transcend, not to understand, but to imitate 100% of the same.
Looking for Ryo Nishiki to direct the performance on the spot?
Forget it, it's scary enough to be on the TV, if you see a real person and laugh a few more times, maybe you will be scared to quit the showbiz.
Guan 8 collectively blackfaced, some fans accused them of poor acting skills to the center of the earth, and drove away Yue Lingshan, whose acting skills broke through the sky, which is simply a representative of jealousy and jealousy. Defy? Laugh it off.
Guan 8 asked to watch "The Devil's Smile", and Yue Lingshan, who was not very smart, could do it, but it was just that the window paper was not pierced, maybe they could scare the whole earth to death.
The general agent despised it, and he didn't want to think that Yue Lingshan was just standing there, and you all went to the psychiatric department for treatment, acting skills rely on talent, and the positioning of a perverted murderer is such a super perverted actor in 10,000 years, you still have to be an idol This promising profession is good.
A TV station personnel secretly took a screenshot of Yue Lingshan's smile, such an interesting thing can't be enjoyed by one person, so it was posted on the Internet casually.
On that day, all the psychiatric departments in Japan were full, and the queue went around the building several times.
After the Japanese Internet police deleted the pictures, they shouted lucky, and most of the people who read gossip pictures on the Internet in broad daylight were young people who were strong and strong, and they should not have scared a few people to death.
The cyber police were too optimistic, and there were 1,254 traffic accidents caused by pictures that day, and the death toll exceeded □□.
The Japanese government issued an urgent ban on all images of "The Devil's Smile".
The media interviewed Yue Lingshan, what do you have to say about playing a perverted role, but she scared people to death?
The general agent looked at him, apologized, and apologized to the people of the whole country.
The director smacked his eyes and cried bitterly, and he had to cry bitterly.
Yue Lingshan said seriously, look at my handsome face, so many people have died with a casual smile, how poor your psychological quality is, it's my business!
The media was stunned, the general agent wanted to kill someone, and the director cried bitterly.
The number of fans that Yue Lingshan has dropped to 0 since she quit Guan 8 suddenly began to rise, and many people unexpectedly felt that Yue Lingshan was sincere.
Originally, I was scared to death watching a TV series, and I blamed the actors for acting too well, which is really unspeakable.
Arrogance is better than hypocrisy.
The prosecution of the victims of the TV series against Yue Lingshan and the crew has come to an end. The court rejected the lawsuit, "The Devil's Smile" did not violate the regulations of the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology on film and television works, and the broadcast process was legal, and the performance of actor Yue Lingshan was legal.
If the people are not convinced, they will be scared to death?
The judge is helpless, this is the same as the right-of-way law, if you dare to jump into the Shinkansen, you will die in vain.
The general agent is very happy, the matter is finally over, phone assistant, how is the new film going?
The assistant cried, progress? What progress can Yue Lingshan make in making romance films, contracting all day NG!
The general agent covers his face and goes to make a horror movie again? Not to mention whether it can be broadcast or not, hundreds of horror films are now being filmed at the same time in Japan, and it is a foregone conclusion that horror films will collectively hit the streets.
A certain high school boy received a pink letter, the boy smiled, looked handsome, and received love letters.
Then the boy fainted.
Inside the pink envelope, there was only a devil's smile.
A woman who often receives harassing text messages, but doesn't know who it is, gives the harassing number a devilish smile back.
A male colleague in the office who has always been dignified and neatly suited fainted.
It turned out to be you, the woman sneered, wait, in the future, I will send you 100 photos every day to refresh you.
A woman returned at night, and there was a stalking man behind her, and the woman calmly took out a huge devilish smile from her bag.
The stalker screams.
The woman called the police, grabbed a stalking pervert, move quickly, otherwise he would be scared to death, of course, I have used an electric shock (gun) to resuscitate him.
The Japanese police have once again introduced new regulations, and any photo of the devil smiling that circulates, uses, sends, and displays Yue Lingshan's devil smile is all illegal.
It has suddenly become popular among good friends in Japan to send each other a black envelope as a blessing. There was nothing else in the envelope, just a picture of the devil smiling.
I heard that this photo has the magical effect of warding off evil spirits, gram DV man, gram tracking man, gram bus pervert.
In view of the indiscriminate lethality of the devil's smile, which is likely to be used by bandits, Japanese sunglasses suddenly sold well, regardless of day and night, indoor and outdoor, with sunglasses, my mother no longer worries about me being scared to death.
The United States laughed across the strait, Japan is so funny, psychologically fragile to this point, if you watch "The Silence of the Lambs", you can't be scared to death by the whole people, just Yue Lingshan's face and acting skills, and she will wipe the butt of the Hollywood superstar.
Yue Lingshan sneered, wipe your ass? Try.
All mobile phone users in the United States were simultaneously subjected to a video.
Yue Lingshan's murderous smile, 30 seconds, with laughter.
On this day in the United States, a heart attack, a traffic accident, a construction accident, a firearm, a stampede in a dance hall, 1,000 people saw God.
The regained FBI director immediately copied the video, then immediately contacted the technology department and immediately destroyed all the mobile phones in the United States.
The tech department was shocked, and I'm still in shock, did I hear it wrong?
If you don't destroy all the videos at once, you might become the most famous murder weapon in the United States for the next 100 years.
The science and technology department did not hesitate to destroy all mobile phones in the United States, including countless high-end scientific research equipment.
The tragedy in the United States shocked the world, and the Japanese government first made the decision to cancel the function of sending pictures and videos on all mobile phones in Japan, and return to the primitive era when you could only make calls and send text messages.
After seeing the video, the governments of the rest of the countries immediately decided to follow up, otherwise there was an extreme risk of human extinction.
Some countries strictly prohibit mobile phones from opening network connections to avoid accidental tricks.
Mobile phones around the world are back to primitive times, smartphones are completely banned, and Apple is facing closure.
The U.S. government immediately demanded the arrest of Yue Lingshan, who must face trial as the most murderous terrorist in the history of the United States and even in the history of the world.
The Japanese Prime Minister refused, the US President sneered, you saw the fate of Osama bin Laden, and you also saw the fate of Iraq.
The Japanese Prime Minister scolded, if I dare to hand over someone, I have to step down, do you say I can't hand it over?
The Japanese seem to have submitted to the United States in various ways, but in fact, they have always wanted to surpass the United States in their bones, Yue Lingshan smiled and killed 1,000 people in the United States, and he is simply a national hero. The Japanese prime minister still wants to be the boss of Japan for a few more years.
The president of the United States said, if you don't hand over people, you will go to war.
The Japanese Prime Minister gritted his teeth and hit it. If you fight a war, you will not step down, and the author will step down immediately, as a politician, it is too easy to choose.
The United States was not able to declare war on Japan.
The U.S. Congress rejected the president's proposal to declare war.
Just kidding, it's just a video, catch people with hair? If the person in the video is replaced by Optimus Prime, will he be grabbing container trucks all over the street?
The US justice pointed out that there is no law that can locate Yue Lingshan, who is performing as an actor, as a crime, and there is no evidence, this video was sent by Yue Lingshan, and the United States cannot declare war on an innocent person and an innocent country.
As a world-renowned scared actor Yue Lingshan, she won the Japanese Film Best Award undisputed for her supporting role in a TV series that only released one episode.
No one cares if it's a TV drama actor, no one cares about a supporting role, Yue Lingshan doesn't be an actor, who does?
The awards ceremony was unique, the actor was absent, the photo of the actor was absent, and the audience came up with a name.
"Still alive? Got the news? You're an actor. "Assistant phone.
"Oh, is there a difference?" Yue Lingshan yawned boredly.
The newly released actor Yue Lingshan has been refrigerated by the Japanese media for a long time.
The Japanese government cannot allow an actor who can destroy humanity with a smile to continue acting, not even to show his face in public.
Japan's latest law clearly stipulates that Yue Lingshan shall not publish any images in any form and on any occasion without the permission of the government.
In order to ensure the exact execution, Yue Lingshan's image has been set to automatically lock and delete by the network, and there are 500 police officers patrolling Yue Lingshan's door day and night to ensure the personal safety of Yue Lingshan at the level of a humanoid nuclear weapon.
"Ahh After watching the latest horror film by Jun Arimura, the audience screamed, it was too terrifying, just that shallow smile was exactly the same as Yue Lingshan.
There is a village frame that simply lifts the table, and no one is scared to death, not even fainted, it is exactly the same.