Chapter 319: The Art of Small Talk

"Amazing, little one, how about it, we've all introduced it, shouldn't you introduce yourself too?" The self-proclaimed man called Lao Wang turned around and said to the dog left.

"This is simple, my surname is Xie, my name is Xie Chuan, Yitang people, belonging to dogs, people give nicknames to dogs, I don't have so many taboos, I can call it casually, but I can't be hostile!" The dog said crisply.

"Hahaha, okay, don't look at people, you still speak in a good way, people are clever, okay, I like it!" Lao Wang said.

"My surname is Zhang, my parents died early, I am a person who has no father and no mother, I have the final say, and others call me a stunned." No one asked the second stunned, and the second stunned man quickly introduced himself.

"It's good, it's all very distinctive. Croppers, not so particular, just a name can be called a lifetime, easy to feed. Lao Wang said.

"You're all from the Righteous Hall?" Lao Chen also turned around and asked.

"Yes, it's all from three miles and five towns." Gou Yu replied.

"You just said that your surname is Xie, do you know a person named Xie Haoran?" Lao Chen asked.

"Hey, that's my dad!" Gou Yu replied casually, and then asked, "How do you know my father?" ”

"Oh, I didn't expect it, it turns out that after I met a talented man! Looks like we're really snubbing you! Lao Chen stood still, looked at the dog in amazement and said: "I met your father at the technical learning conference, our city's various counties and districts of technical training personnel, your father is a great person, especially impressive is your father on the first day of the report meeting, the elaboration of the national revitalization of the economy, that is called an inspiring person, said that everyone is excited, touched everyone's heart, I am one of them!" ”

"What should I call you, Director Chen? Lao Chen? Or Uncle Chen? Don't blow him so wickedly, I've been with him all day, and I haven't seen how great he is, that's it! Gou Yu waved his hand and said lightly.

"Oh, hahahaha! So that when you say this, there will be a tiger behind the door? Lao Chen looked at the little dog and talked humorously and humorously, and treated this guy known as the little boss from the bottom of his heart.

"It's also a little bit of their talent's aura, just saw me fighting birds, that's not ordinary people can have the ability, but I can, why? Born with a high aura! Actually, it's all a trigram, it's nothing!" The dog is getting more and more energetic.

"Oh, so you're still amazing?" Lao Chen looked at Gou Yu curiously and asked.

"Hey, it's okay to blow and play, and it's not a good thing. For example, swimming, it's not that I blow with you, I dare to compete with the fish in the water, dare to be flexible with the loach, have you ever heard of the heroic deeds of a little boy who bravely rescued a little girl who fell into the water in the Grand Canal? Gou Yu put his hands in his pockets and said.

Lao Chen blinked his eyes and thought for a while and said: "I remember that there was a commendation meeting in the school, saying that the advanced deeds of several students who bravely rescued the little girl who fell into the water were promoted, could it be that you are among them?" ”

"That's they are deceiving people, but in fact, the person who really saves people is me, me!" Gou Yu read the tip of his nose with his fingers, and said in an accentuated tone: "I am the real hero who saves people!" Without me, people would have drowned a long time ago, and if they were returned, why should they, ah? In the end, he didn't let me speak, and he talked to me in private, told me some big truths, let me take care of the overall situation, lead the way with points, carry forward the spirit of bullshit, and stimulate the enthusiasm of students to learn, I bah! ”

Hahaha! A few people laughed out loud at what the dog said with a clear eye!

"You guys laughing, it's really real, I don't believe you should go and ask the children in the school now, when they have a meeting, there is a person named Xie Chuan, that is me, me!"

"Hahahaha! Believe in it, believe in it! It seems that we are really disrespectful! Lao Chen and Lao Wang said happily with a smile.

"This is true, I know this, our boss is not lying!" The second stunned man patted his chest and said.

"Okay, good, it's a blessing for us to meet a little hero today! Let's go, it's getting late, let's talk in the house. Lao Chen said as he walked inside.

"Director, you haven't eaten yet, have you? You see so many sparrows have to be done, how good is it for us to eat and drink and talk? Gou Yu then followed.

"Oh, yes, yes, okay, you're going to do it?" Lao Chen asked.

"Hey! I've been dealing with this stuff since I was a kid, so it's hard for me to stop me? Do you say it is fried, stewed, stir-fried, or stewed with puree? Wrap it up on me! The dog patted his chest and said!

"Yo!" Lao Chen looked at Lao Wang for a moment and hurriedly said: "Look at my brain, I always treat you as a child, and forget your talent." Okay, it's up to you to do it, and it's a blessing for us to be able to taste your craft today! If you need anything, just speak, I'll give you a hand, and I will make up for it! ”

"You don't need the factory director, with my brother here, you just sit and watch, and you can say which way you want to eat." Gou Yu cocked his thumb and pointed to the second stunned man next to him and said to Lao Chen.

"Okay, okay, it's all up to you. I've never seen what you said about 'mud stew', so how about we have a mud stewed sparrow? Lao Chen said.

"Okay! This is simple, economical, affordable and delicious. Don't worry, half an hour is guaranteed to get you in your mouth! Gou Yu said and said to the second stunned man beside him: "Go, hurry up and get some soil, give me and mud." ”

"Okay boss, look at you!" The second stunned man glanced at Lao Chen and said, "Factory director, do you have shovels and dung baskets?" ”

"Yes, yes." Lao Chen said, pointing to the bottom of the wall of the east room and said, "See? The shovel was against the wall, and the dung basket was there. ”

"Okay, I'll be here in a minute." The two were stunned and went straight to the east.

"Director, do you have any salt?" Gou Yu asked.

"Yes, the two of us take the factory as our home, what is at home, what is there, haha."

"Okay, I need salt."

"Okay, you wait."

Lao Chen quickly took out the salt from the house and gave it to the dog. Gou Yu said to Lao Chen again: "Is there a stove fire?" ”

"Yes, we have prepared a canteen for the employees, and we can't do it without a stove."

"This is the best, you miss our old secretary very much, our village has opened three factories, our old secretary in order to encourage the enthusiasm of the big guys, also set up a canteen, everyone has food and drink, but it is popular!"

"Well, it seems that you still know your village very well."

"Why, you know?"

"Hahaha, how can there be anything I don't know, the salesman of your boiler factory is soaking in my place all day long, and I can't get rid of it, and I don't know about the big and small things in your village."

"Come on, boss, do you have enough dirt?" While the two were talking, the second stunned man came over with a dung basket on his back and asked the dog.

"Surplus, enough." Then Gou Yu said to the second stunned man: "You go and boil the pot and boil the water, so that you can eat sparrow meat without delaying cooking." ”

"Okay, I'll do that."

"Hahaha, go, follow me." At this time, Lao Wang said to the second stunned.

"Factory director, can you help me get half a bucket of water, let's hurry up." Gou Yu said to Lao Chen.

"Okay, I'll tell you to do it, I'm willing!" Old Chen Le said hehehe.

It didn't take much effort, but I saw Lao Chen come out of the house with half a bucket of water and say to Gou Yu: "Oh, is it enough?" ”

"No problem, that's enough." Gou Yu said and said to Lao Chen: "Look at how I peel the sparrow, factory director, you see, like this." ”

As he spoke, he took out the pencil sharpener that he had always carried from his pocket, opened it, picked up a sparrow, and made a cut on the sparrow's neck, and then flipped it along both sides with his hand, peeling it down from the head, and the whole sparrow skin was peeled off, which was particularly trouble-free!

"Hahaha, you're so slippery!" Old Chen was amazed.

"Small meaning. Factory director, I'll peel one more, you and Lao Wang will eat one each, wait for tomorrow to fry and eat, and I'll tell you how to do it when I get back. Now I'll make you a braised sparrow. ”

As he spoke, he poured out the soil from the dung basket, dug a pit in the mound, poured water on it, and began to mix with the mud. When the mud was neither soft nor hard, I saw that the dog had poured salt into the mud, and began to mix with the mud again, and when the mud and salt were fully integrated, he picked up a hairy sparrow and wrapped it tightly with mud.

"Don't peel?" Lao Chen asked puzzled.

"No, you don't."

"Why?"

"You'll know when the time comes."

Lao Chen said "oh" and stopped talking. He had never heard of such a practice when he was so big, and he couldn't figure out how to eat a hairy sparrow.

Gou Yu wrapped each sparrow, and then put the wrapped sparrow into the dung basket and said to Lao Chen: "Go, stew the sparrows." ”

The dog left the dung basket with the diameter of the dung basket on his back and came to the second stunned man who was burning the fire and said, "Come, you get up, I want to stew sparrows in the mud." ”

The second stunned flashed to the side, and the dog Yu put the wrapped sparrows into the burning stove one by one, added some firewood to the stove, pulled the bellows a few times and said, "Okay, we will eat in half an hour!" ”

At this time, Lao Chen seemed to have realized some ways from this, putting salt in the mud to absorb the flavor, and wrapping the whole sparrow as if it would not dirty the meat inside. Well, although the method is dirty, it is a very practical method under difficult conditions, yes, the creation of wisdom!

"Well, I think it's going to take a little time. In this case, I'll scramble an egg and fry a peanut, and we'll eat and drink and talk tonight. You've got game, and we can't afford to say it, hahaha. Lao Chen said with a smile.

"Okay, factory director, this is a technical job, I'm guarding here, you go get busy first." Gou Yu said to Lao Chen.

"I lost the bet, I'm going to buy alcohol." Lao Wang also said.

Hahaha.

The two of them laughed as they went their separate ways.

"Boss, aren't we going to leave tonight? Can you tell me now why we're here this time? The two stunned looked at the distant Lao Chen and Lao Wang and asked the dog left.

"It's better not to know anything about your broken mouth, so I'm most at ease. You just take care of yourself and be your hum general, obedient and obedient, I guarantee that you eat and drink spicy food every day! ”

"I think I'm lucky tonight, where are you going tomorrow? You can't always eat and drink here from other people, right? ”

"Hahaha, you mallet!" The dog couldn't hide the joy in his heart and said, "Don't worry, you'll just do it!" Let me tell you that we are stunned, we have visited the Grand Canal, God is bless us, our good days are coming! ”

The second stunned blinked his eyes a few times, not knowing where the good days that Gou Yu said came from, so he asked, "Where did the good days come from?" Anyway, I know now that I've eaten this meal, and I don't know where to eat the next one! ”

"Look, you're very good at that! Do you know how to eat? Don't have any other eyes? I ask you, do you want to live a good life? ”

"Why, why don't you want me to come out with you? But this is not reliable, is this? ”

"Second stunned, you listen to me, don't forget what you said when you came with me, don't drop the chain for me, from now on I will not only let you eat and drink spicy food, maybe you can also let you be a beautiful person from now on, you are no longer the second stunned person before! What kind of house, wife, it's not a thing! ”

"Anyway, I can't talk about you, and I don't have the ability, but I hate people who deceive people the most, you say that if I let you be deceived by such a little hairy child, how do you say I will be a person in the future!"

"You're asking for trouble! Are you afraid of my promise here? As far as you said, if I can't give you money, you'll beat me up!" ”

"That's what you said! If you dare to lie to me, don't blame me for being rude when the time comes, I don't care who your father is! ”

"Okay, hurry up, hurry up and turn over the mud eggs, the fire is going to be baked, this is a hammer deal!"

"Hey, come over first, come over and let's eat first, and it's a waste of time to keep watching." While they were talking, they heard someone shouting at them from the east.

Gou Yu and Er Zuo turned their heads to see that it was Lao Chen who called them again, the two looked at each other, and Er Zuo said to Gou Yu: "Boss, let's go, there is wine, my gluttony is up." ”

"Let's go, don't worry, I won't let you be wronged."

"Come on, come on, sit down." The two of them entered the house, and Lao Chen hurriedly greeted them and said: "They are all from three miles and five towns, and after being introduced by that meeting, they are all destined people, and I won't treat you as outsiders." But let's talk about it today, it's not a hospitality gift, it's casual, okay? ”

"Director, you are really polite, I can't be so thoughtful as you, the right is that we are here to make trouble for you, don't see you!" Gou Yu hurriedly grabbed his mouth and said.

"Hahaha, you're such a weirdo, I just like your style, you bring us both bad joy, we like it! Come, will you drink? Lao Chen said.

"Hey! Do you think I'm a person who can't drink? I'll tell you the truth, I only drank too much once a few days ago. ”

"Huh? Won't you? You're at school age, what's the matter? ”

"No, no! Come on, I've got a lot of stories, let's talk about them while we rest. ”

"Okay, well, I can see that I have a lot of questions, your father is like that, how can you be like this, I'm curious. Come, since you can drink, let's come, let's talk while eating and drinking. Lao Chen said, then picked up the wine glass and said, "Come, let's recognize the wine glass first." ”

The dog is not restrained, "sneering" is a sip of wine, pick up the chopsticks and start eating.

Hungry, the dog has been hungry for a long time, he has one thing in mind, today I took this step, every step must be right, do not make a mistake!

"Eat slowly, we have something to eat, I promise you'll be full." Lao Chen looked at the dog's leftover food, and suddenly felt a kind of pity welling up in his heart! Such a child can't go to school, and he has come so far to come here, Xie Haoran is such an admirable person, how can his son be like this? There's a reason for that!

"I know, I'm a little hungry. At that time, I bought eight loaves of bread, and my brother ate them, and before I could finish one of them, I let the bird droppings that fell from the tree be ruined, and I was so angry that I picked up a slingshot and shot down one, and I was so angry! ”

"Hahaha! That's why you hit the bird? Lao Chen asked funny.

"No! If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't have remembered to hunt birds, and if I hadn't, I wouldn't have come to you. What is this called, a thousand miles are tied by a thread, right? ”

"Hahaha! You're laughing at me, yes, yes. Lao Chen smiled and said to Gou Yu: "Let's talk about it too, can I ask you why you ran out by yourself?" Did you tell the adults? Don't let your family worry about it! ”

"Hey, don't worry." When the dog leftover said this, he looked at the second stunned and said, "You go and see if the sparrow is okay, take it out, I estimate that it is almost there, and you can't eat it if it is burnt." ”

"Okay!" The second stunned agreed and ran out.

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