I had the heart to cry to death on the spot, Yaya's legs, I was really afraid of something!

"First Emperor, let's not make trouble, shall we?" I said to Qin Shi Huang.? Burn? Wen Xiao? Say? ?? ???．? ｒ?ａ ｎ?ｅｎ`ｎｅt

"Trouble? When did I ever make a fuss? Qin Shi Huang stared.

The corners of my mouth twitched, haven't made a fuss yet? Why did you make trouble with the Qin Dynasty?

If you had managed the government well, the Qin Dynasty would have been brought to collapse by me after decades?

Qin Shi Huang leaned on the sofa, pointed to Xu Fu, who was singing on TV, and said: "Back then, I was also surrounded by this kind of crowd, and I wanted to be the emperor like Xu Fu." ”

"The First Emperor, this is not the Emperor, this is called a star." I pointed to Xu Fu on TV and said.

After speaking, I watched Xu Fu on TV again, not to mention, the current star Zhente Niang is like an emperor, she hugs her everywhere she goes, and there are flower girls shouting at every turn to give birth to monkeys.

But the key is that even if Xu Fu's thousand-year-old bacon runs in the entertainment industry, now he can't throw Qin Shihuang's thousand-year-old bacon into the entertainment industry, right?

Isn't this Nima a research institute that treats the entertainment industry as an archaeological and cultural relics research institute?

I was hesitating, Qin Shi Huang suddenly looked at me and said, "Do you want to know the whereabouts of the mountains and rivers and Kyushu Ding?" ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "It's done!" ”

Anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't plan to take care of this matter, Li Ergou has resources anyway, let him do it casually, whether it succeeds or not is a matter for Qin Shi Huang.

"Then you go to sleep first, and I'll help you contact Xu Fu and them tomorrow morning." I said a word to Qin Shi Huang, and then told him which room to sleep in, and went to sleep in the bedroom.

As soon as I slept until dawn, I got up and walked out of the bedroom door, and I saw Qin Shi Huang sitting on the sofa, staring at the TV, his face full of obsession, and a little memories.

I shook my head helplessly, this guy is still dreaming of his emperor!

I walked over to take a look, not to mention, although Qin Shi Huang is now a little bit more than two, but his IQ and speed of accepting new things are really not to be picked.

In just one night, he tinkered by himself, and he actually learned to change the channel.

Now I am watching the morning news, and the news report is reporting on the process of Xu Fu's fame.

"First Emperor, early ha." I said hello to Qin Shi Huang, and he glanced at me, "I understand your routine of being emperor, when will I be emperor." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, Yaya's legs, can you still make people mess up these years?

Qin Shi Huang watched TV all night, and he knew how to package stars?

This IQ, bodyguard!

I took a look at TV, in fact, like Xu Fu's grassroots, the most suitable packaging method is to become popular on the Internet first, and then switch to TV and movies.

Xu Fu became popular because of singing "The Love of My Life", Li Ergou and Tianle Media just did a thing that pushed the boat down, and they made Xu Fu's popularity go up, and then suddenly became popular.

But Qin Shi Huang wants him to be a star, which is indeed a little difficult.

After thinking about it, I asked Qin Shi Huang: "What, Shi Huang, can you sing?" ”

"Singing?" Qin Shi Huang was stunned for a moment, "Is it dance music?" ”

I nodded, and Qin Shi Huang suddenly slapped the table: "Bastard, I have never wanted to dance with others, and it has always been others who dance and have fun." ”

"What, don't get excited, this is not called fun, this is called talent." I hurriedly persuaded me, paralyzed, chatting with Qin Shi Huang, why is it so difficult?

When I was in the dungeon, I chatted with him and Xu Fu, and I thought it was easy to chat with him, but now that I am in the sun, I would rather chat with Xu Fu in comparison.

Although Xu Fu has a low emotional intelligence, sometimes he speaks very well, but he can't stand up!

As far as Qin Shi Huang is holding up the emperor's shelf every minute, who wants to talk to him?

Qin Shi Huang frowned and thought for two seconds, then shook his head: "No." ”

I was speechless for a while, I don't know anything, how can I be a star?

After thinking about it, I didn't bother to care, anyway, I just pushed this matter to Li Ergou.

I took out my mobile phone and called Li Ergou and asked him to come over with Xu Fu.

Li Ergou was still on the other end of the phone and asked me what I was doing, but I didn't say it, just said that there was something urgent.

After waiting for more than an hour, Li Ergou took Xu Fu to the Lingling Hall in a hurry, perhaps because he was worried that Xu Fu would be thrown out, Li Ergou also dressed Xu Fu up, put on a black hat, a mask, and black sunglasses, looking like he had bird flu.

As soon as I entered the door, Li Ergou hurriedly asked me: "Yazi, let me come over in a hurry, what's the matter?" ”

"You didn't see this?" I helplessly pointed to Qin Shi Huang, who was watching TV next to me.

"it!" When Li Ergou saw Qin Shi Huang at this time, his face turned pale with fright: "Why did you bring him here?" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Xu Fu looked at Qin Shi Huang and said, "First Emperor, didn't you say that you would stay in the underground palace?" ”

At this time, Qin Shi Huang also came back to his senses and glared at Xu Fu angrily: "What? If you are at large as an emperor outside, I have to stay in the dark underground palace, do you still have me as an emperor in your eyes? ”

"Yes." Xu Fu sat on the sofa as he spoke, "Otherwise, how could I turn you into a red-eyed zombie and let you live forever." ”

It's all over the calf!

I chuckled in my heart, slapped on the door of my head, Yaya's legs, why can't Xu Fu open this pot?

Sure enough, as soon as the words fell, a rich red corpse aura suddenly gushed out from Qin Shi Huang's body: "You still talk to me about the things of the past?" ”

Xu Fu glanced at Qin Shi Huang: "What?" I help you live forever, and you still blame me? ”

it!

Why hasn't the emotional intelligence of this product improved at all?

Doesn't it mean that Du Teniang in the mixed entertainment industry is a master with high EQ and IQ?

"You're looking for death!" Qin Shi Huang shouted angrily, stood up and prepared to make a move.

Xu Fu was also unrelenting, and stood up at the same time: "I'm afraid you won't make it?" ”

I saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly rushed to the middle of them: "What, the two of you have something to say, now it is different from your dynasty, they are all popular to talk about cannons, and you can't do it casually." ”

In comparison, I'd rather they fight with each other, at least it won't hurt the innocent!

In terms of their strength, if they really fight, it is estimated that the power can compete with nuclear warheads!

"Humph!"

Xu Fu and Qin Shi Huang snorted coldly at the same time and sat down.

At this time, Li Ergou finally reacted, dragged me aside and asked, ", big brother, why did you bring Qin Shihuang out?" ”

"Do you think I want to?" I shrugged helplessly: "Qin Shi Huang exchanged the mountains and rivers of Kyushu Ding for him, and if he didn't bring him out, he wouldn't tell me the whereabouts of the mountains and rivers Kyushu Ding." ”

"So what's going on now?" Li Ergou looked at me with tears and sorrows.

"Qin Shi Huang also wants to be a star, what do you think about it?" I say.

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Ergou's body was weak, if he hadn't dragged my arm, he would have to kneel on the ground directly, he looked at me and was about to cry: "My eldest brother, are you cheating on me?" ”

"Wow, do you help or not? If you don't help your buddies, there are no mountains and rivers in Kyushu Ding, and when the three tribulations of the corpse road fall, I will be finished. I said.

Li Ergou hesitated: "Help!" ”

After speaking, he turned around and walked up to Qin Shi Huang and asked, "What, Shi Huang, what will you order?" ”

"Him?" Xu Fu sneered, "What else can he do besides eating, drinking, and dreaming?" ”

"Xu Fu, you are bold!" Qin Shi Huang stood up and glared at Xu Fu angrily.

This temper tantrum is no one! I was busy persuading them, and Li Ergou was also busy changing the topic: "What, First Emperor, I can use resources to package you, but the premise is that you have to know something, otherwise I can't do it." ”

Qin Shi Huang lowered his head and frowned and pondered, and after about a minute, he said weakly: "Then what, I will sing a song for you to try?" ”

"Singing?" I was shocked, "Didn't you say you wouldn't?" ”

"No, I studied last night." Qin Shi Huang scratched his head, but he was a little shy.

"Sing what?" I asked.

Qin Shi Huang said a little shyly: "In the Spring." ”

My mind went blank, and Li Ergou on the side changed his face even more: ", do you want to sing rock and roll?" (To be continued.) )