After 10,000 years, I don't know how many times the United States has been plagued, Yue Lingshan finally unfortunately crossed over and became the president of the United States.

After reading all the reports on Transformers, Yue Lingshan was furious.

"Conspiracy, this is a major conspiracy against the Americans!"

Officials and aides of all stripes hurriedly pretended to be attentive, waiting for the foolish president to start making foolish opinions.

"Why did Transformers come to Earth?

Why do Transformers speak English?

How long have Transformers been on Earth?

The desert base was invaded, is it that the Transformers deliberately exposed their existence to cover up the true time of entering the earth?

Why do Transformers not go to Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, MIT, Peking University, Tsinghua University, even though they know the general situation of the earth very well? Could it be that the scientist who represents the highest technology and the highest IQ on the earth is not as good as the most rubbish high school student who barely passes an exam, is not good at reading, is not good at socializing, is not good at sports, has low emotional intelligence and low IQ?

Why don't Transformers simply engage with the United States, Britain, France, Germany, Russia, and China? Is a country's resources and strength inferior to that of a middle school student? ”

"Well, it should be that high school student who has glasses that record the location of the tinder source." The FBI director said cautiously.

"With your IQ, how dare you stay in the FBI? How do Transformers know that there is important information in their glasses?

If you know that there is important information in your glasses, why don't you take action all the time?

Isn't it harder to know the home address of an explorer with glasses than it is to know that information is on a pair of glasses?

Now that you know where your glasses are, why not just take them?

Could it be that the fire source, which is extremely important to the Transformers, does not have any positioning system?

Why did Bumblebee fall into the hands of high school students so coincidentally?

Do you know what are the odds of a Transformer investigating glasses being sold to the family of a high school student who owns glasses and gifted to that high school student through a used car dealer out of 7 billion people in the United States and 320 million people in the United States around the world? Is there a high chance that Mars will hit the Earth? ”

The FBI director wiped his sweat, this foolish president suddenly became so smart, it will be difficult to mix up in the future.

"How did these Transformers get to Earth?

Why haven't all Earth-wide space exploration facilities observed a Transformer-containing spacecraft approaching Earth?

Why haven't radars around the world detected a spacecraft landing on Earth?

Has the technology of the Transformers reached the point where the movement of the earth was so large that it was not detected?

So why is it so easily exposed on Earth?

Why do civilizations that can travel through the universe still use kinetic weapon systems that are even more backward than the Earth in battle? ”

The audience was stunned, and the scientists attending the meeting had begun to wipe their sweat and think about it in great fear.

"What's even more ridiculous, the alien metal civilization and the earth's carbon-based civilization are fundamentally two unrelated civilization systems, why are these Transformers exactly the same as the earth's airplanes and cars? How much advertising money did General Motors give to Transformers! ”

An official cautiously asked: "All this is deliberate by Transformers?" ”

Yue Lingshan said categorically: "I don't know what the Transformers want, but they must not be as innocent and kind as they seem on the surface. ”

No matter how you look at it, it's a huge trap, maybe the Autobots and the Decepticons are Zhou Yu playing Huang Gai, it's just a fake fight, who knows whether those hanging Autobots are really hanging or fake, a car, no heartbeat, no brain waves, turn off the engine and turn off the lights without saying a word, who can be sure that it is not sleeping with the power off? Broken car body? The biggest advantage of being a robot is that it is easy to trade in the old for the new.

"That Minister of Defense actually asked the army to fight with robots with (rifles), did your head get into the water? You retire and go home with your children. Yue Lingshan directly dismissed the incompetent secretary of defense, "As the president of the United States, I declare that the United States has officially entered the war, and I will take over the supreme military rule of the United States in accordance with the Constitution." ”

The FBI quickly got to work, and under the investigation of the state apparatus, nothing could be hidden.

Sam, a scrap high school student, a close friend of the Autobots, has been very content lately. He was involved in saving the planet, even an indispensable part, the teachers who thought his grades were extremely poor, the rugby players who thought his physical nerves were so bad that he could fall flat when he walked, eat them all! He now has a girlfriend with a good figure, hundreds of girlfriends with torn breasts and shirts, and tens of thousands of fanatical fans, who else can be more domineering and cool than him? His future is a sea of stars!

"Sam, are you free for the night? My parents were not home. "Sexy Persian cat crazy wink.

Sam glanced at her chest lightly, and it was okay.

"There's no time this week, let's do it next week."

Sam faints and the sexy Persian expertly stuffs him into the car.

"Be fast, someone will come after 5 seconds around the corner." Driver reminder.

"That's it."

The car started slowly and drove past the person calmly.

"What did this little guy do? So many people need to be dispatched. "The person in the passenger seat was curious. Almost half of the entire FBI's operations team is here.

"If you don't want to be sent to sweep the streets, keep your mouth shut." The sexy Persian cat scolded.

Sam's girlfriend hadn't contacted Sam in days, and she contacted Bumblebee, did she know where Sam went?

"I don't know, I haven't seen him in a long time." Bumblebee Road. This stupid girl, do you think Sam is still the short poor man who has weak legs when he sees a girl? People now change 10 girlfriends a day, all of them are whiter and have longer thighs than you, and they don't bother to pay attention to you.

"Did you speak?" FBI Agent A asked.

"Nope." Agent B, who was questioned, frowned, "Fatigue interrogation, electrocution, the latest confession drug, I even know what color his girlfriend's underwear is, but I can't ask anything useful, this guy may really be just an SB high school student who loves to daydream." ”

"Absolutely impossible, involving a conspiracy to invade the planet, SB will never be allowed to join." Agent A sneered, not to mention this kind of super big plan, even if they catch a serial murderer every day, they will not let SB get involved in the plan.

Scientist A looked at Sam, who was flipped upside down, and while arranging the scalpel, he said, "Poor little one. ”

Scientist B snapped, "Don't be stupid, this bastard is involved in the fate of the Earth. ”

Scientist A nodded heavily in his heart. He was at the scene when Yue Lingshan ordered the slicing, and he would never forget Yue Lingshan's solemn face at that time: "For the fate of the earth, for the fate of 7 billion earth humans, and the fate of 70 trillion earth life, at all costs, figure out why Transformers chose this high school student." ”

Is the life of the whole planet important, or is the life of this child important? Different angles and positions, and even the same person at different times, will have different answers, but in this secret base, there is only one answer.

The planet is more important.

In this base, as well as many people who stay up all night running around for the Transformers, they all believe that the earth is more important, and all life on the earth is more important.

What the hell are Transformers doing on Earth? Gathered the world's top minds and came up with a lot of speculation.

Some speculate that earthlings and Transformers can coexist peacefully. For example, Transformers came to Earth for energy, such as oil. Could it be that the Autobot Decepticons don't use gasoline when they become cars and airplanes? Although this purpose has exacerbated the energy crisis of the planet, it is not impossible to solve.

There is speculation that earthlings and Transformers are bound to become fire and water that cannot coexist. For example, the energy of the home planet of the Transformers is exhausted, and the earth must be occupied, all the humans on the earth must be killed, and all the energy of the earth must be robbed to save the remaining tens of billions of transformers' mechanical life.

There are desperate ones. For example, the Earth is just a guinea pig in a laboratory, and a high-end being deliberately uses Transformers to stimulate the Earth and watch the Earth's reaction. This hypothesis perfectly explains why a group of Transformers would be exactly the same as Earth's vehicles and planes, as this is simply part of an experiment with high-end beings.

Opinions are divided, and the only unanimous opinion is that Transformers are definitely not coming just to follow the source of the fire, as they say.

SB will believe that a spark source that can turn steel into mechanical life will casually fall to the earth. How stupid is Megatron's brain, so that he will be chased and killed by the Autobots after mastering the source of the fire, shouldn't it be the Decepticons who have mastered the source of the fire, constantly creating new Decepticons, and destroying the Autobots with a simple number? Earthlings who have played the game will casually tell you that unlimited lives are enough for any rookie to easily clear the level.

A few months later, Yue Lingshan thought that she had gathered enough information to start attacking.

Why not wait a little longer? The staff asked.

Yue Lingshan sneered, there are many dreams at night, how do I know if the Transformers are also waiting for their backup.

The new Minister of Defense is in favor with both hands, brushing his exploits with these tattered Transformers, just to consolidate his position.

Some aides are still worried, will they cripple the United States?

Yue Lingshan laughed, and the new Minister of Defense laughed.

The FBI director looked at the face of this staff member playing golf together last week, and said, Tom, you are a civilian official, it is normal not to know how to fight, don't look at these Transformers Transformers are very handsome, and suddenly it is also cool for cars to become robots, in fact, from a military point of view, these Transformers are just a larger army soldier, and they are also black uncle soldiers in African countries who have no land-air cooperation and the concept of ground artillery coordination. If you really want to do it, just play them to death. The difficulty now is that His Excellency the President has to catch it alive.

"Iron sheet, there is an ambush of US troops 200 meters ahead." Jack at the base emergency contact out of the iron sheet.

"This earth garbage finally can't stand it anymore?" Ironhide grinned and sped up.

Suddenly, a car deflector appeared in front of it.

Ironhide almost laughed, didn't he know that the Autobots would be deformed?

The iron sheet in the high-speed gallop was handsomely transformed, and then, kneeling.

Efficient freezing of coagulates is too big to deal with a robot.

"Jack, I'm frozen, come and save me." Iron Hide felt ashamed.

But the jack did not answer.

Seconds earlier, the Autobot base had been attacked by the EMP, and all the Autobots were on their knees.

Are the Autobots powerful?

Awesome P.

It may not be possible to damage the transformed iron tube and iron robot with ordinary bullets, or even the Autobots with a slower bazooka, but it is only the lowest weapon on Earth. If it weren't for the fact that they were captured alive, all sorts of powerful weapons would blow up the Autobots to powder in minutes.

After all, in addition to being a robot, the Autobots are just ordinary cars with no armor, no artillery, and no various heavy weapons and tactical weapons.

According to the industry rules, the second-hand car dealer who has comprehensively inspected the bumblebee will tell you every minute that this old car is a car with no rules and regulations, the engine is still the same engine, and the tires are still the same tire. Don't think it's called a bumblebee, it becomes an armored bulletproof car.

"Immediately dispatch and rescue the Autobots." Megatron ordered, "Red Spider, don't fail again. ”

"Don't worry, little earthling, I'll shoot a big piece to death with one palm." Red Spider laughed, if it weren't for acting, the plane wouldn't be able to beat the car? Joke.

Yue Lingshan finished reading the scientists' on-site X-ray scan report on the Autobots, and sure enough, a group of rookie robots.

Fight casually, don't worry, this group of robots actually doesn't have a self-detonation system.

The Minister of Defense breathed a sigh of relief, and was rushed into New York by the Decepticons to blow himself up, as for air combat, what is there to fear.

Ten minutes later, the Decepticons were all wiped out.

The Decepticons' aircraft are completely based on the standard configuration of the US Air Force, which is almost a copy of the US Air Force, and the US Air Force has nothing to be afraid of, thousands of aircraft will crush the Decepticons in terms of numbers.

I like hand-to-hand combat, I like kinetic weapons, I like to pretend to be forced, I like to learn from Rambo to fight alone, I like to learn from Schwarzenegger's gunfights and I can't hide from the Transformers, and I hang in front of the highest combat power on the earth.

The United States' extermination of the Transformers has caused a worldwide panic, and the aliens who are clearly coexisting peacefully must be eliminated? Aren't you afraid that aliens will destroy the earth? This is Yue Lingshan's brain-dead politics, and Yue Lingshan must bear all the consequences.

Yue Lingshan sneered, a group of idiots. Let's guess just how powerful Transformers really are.

The technology system of the Transformers, except for the inexplicable thousands of years of interstellar travel, whether it is physics or chemistry, is exactly the same as the technology of the earth, or even inferior. At least there is biology on Earth, and mechanical civilization certainly does not.

That's scared of a hairy alien! Everyone has the same force, the earthlings are at home and away from Transformers, the earthlings have relatively unlimited resources, and the Transformers have a limited load on the spaceship at most, so I haven't heard of losing in this situation.

The opposition clamored that if 10,000,000 Transformers came, even one person with a sip of engine oil would drown the Americans.

Yue Lingshan sneered, 100000000 Transformers? Don't blame me directly, do you have any brains? If there were such a number of Transformers, would there be dozens of pioneer squads sent out? Do you need to blend into the earth and pretend to be a good person? Directly and forcefully urge the earth to surrender immediately.

Yue Lingshan was too lazy to waste any more saliva, and directly ordered the United States to make all-out preparations for war, and the aircraft, tanks, and missiles were in full swing, so many Transformers were either captured alive or killed in seconds, and some of her were sliced objects.

If she wanted to slice the mechanical life with her own hands, Yue Lingshan was in a very good mood.

The FBI continues to search for the Transformers hidden in the folk, and the ass wants to know that the Transformers will definitely leave the lurkers.

General Motors is under strict investigation by the FBI and CIA, and I honestly explain why Transformers are exactly the same as your company's cars, and is your company a Transformers offline?

The boss of General Motors cried, why are these () Transformers not like Ford and not like Krasler, but like our company's products, our company's car sales have plummeted recently, and we can only directly declare bankruptcy and collapse after checking.

American public opinion did not let go of the tyrant so easily, and all kinds of verbal and written criticisms demanded that Yue Lingshan step down. The opposition parties absolutely launched an impeachment and ripped Yue Lingshan off the presidency.

Hundreds of thousands of Americans who were deeply dissatisfied with Yue Lingshan were all in prison.

There has never been such a situation in the history of the United States, is this going to be a (dictatorship)?

The U.S. justice sighed that Yue Lingshan's actions were legal.

Right?

That's right. Just a few days ago, Yue Lingshan passed a global decree at the United Nations, which defines all those who support extraterrestrial life, oppose life and civilization on earth, and have a tendency to commit treason against humanity.

Temo is too cunning, this is the bottom of the kettle! Will it work to overturn this law?

Okay, but go programming! I can't take it for 3 months.

Depend on!

Yue Lingshan can manipulate American laws and gain time, but she can't convince American teenagers. Especially those whose grades are so bad that they can't graduate, everyone wants to have a Transformer. Look at Sam, who hasn't even held a girl's hand, and the speed of changing 10 cheerleaders a day! All kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred.

The FBI director reported that he had found a Transformer the size of a tape recorder, hidden by a middle school student like a baby.

What do you want to report me? Directly bombarded with cannons, there is no shortage of Transformers captives on the earth, let alone humans.

Yue Lingshan, who had slice all the transformers and still found nothing, was in an extremely bad mood.

The poor peace-loving middle school student who yearns for peace and coexists peacefully with Transformers, and his family and even some of his neighbors have been reduced to powder.

There are no more middle school students in the United States talking about Transformers overnight, and the consequences are too terrible for the whole family to pretend to die.

The blood made the American people immediately understand Yue Lingshan's cruelty and inhumanity, and the concept of the rule of law, such a US president must be overthrown.

The impeachment was not successful, and the coup was impossible.

The military and police bosses fully support Yue Lingshan. A group of soldiers and policemen who want to live peacefully with Transformers and fight with Transformers, shed blood and die, just want to kill this group of robot monsters that look like big dolls.

If tens of millions of such dangerous mechanical life forms land on the earth, who would dare to rest assured that their children would go out.

Public opinion unanimously believes that before the all-out war between the earth and the Transformers, Yue Lingshan, who was brutal, ignored the laws of the United States and human rights, and was bent on pushing the earth to the brink of destruction, was as stable as Mount Tai in the position of the president of the United States.

Both the military and the government want a strong president to face the planet's crisis.

The slogan of liberal democracy in the United States is vulnerable to elite politics.

A large army of Transformers arrives.

Yue Lingshan laughed. I know that this is the case, but a few dozen ships, at best, are only thousands to tens of thousands of Autobots and Decepticons. Relying on the garbage mechanical life that spent thousands of years in the universe, it has died as many as it wants.

Before entering Earth's orbit, the Transformers' spacecraft encountered a super-massive EMP, and 90% of the spacecraft went out of control, burned up in the Earth's atmosphere, and turned into meteors. The remaining spaceships risked their lives to break through to Earth, and were attacked by various artillery fire in low-Earth orbit, and the Decepticons had to leave their warehouses early.

The Decepticons, who were less than 500, were chased and intercepted by tens of thousands of various fighter jets around the world, and they fled for 1 hour before hanging up.

The poor Autobots were not able to leave the spaceship at all, and were directly blown up in the air.

The whole earth forces unite to easily destroy the Transformers.

Yue Lingshan sneered, it was simply Uncle Black Africa's challenge to the five permanent members, and it was strange if he was immortal.

7 billion earthlings made the same voice, Transformers are such weak chickens, hit each other's hometowns.

Neuropathy! Sure enough, the people are the most brain-dead.

In addition to the mechanical life that has been opened, who has the ability to fly tens of millions of years to find a mechanical civilization? Life cryotechnology is useless, believe it or not, in 500 years, the spaceship has become a pile of broken copper and iron.

The creator of the Transformers, the five-faced monster, sent a message, Captain, don't shoot, it's me, it's me! Oh, the translation error, the message of the five-faced monster is, there is something to talk about, very, very, very important.

Discussion at the United Nations meeting is not accepted.

Yue Lingshan despised it, discussed it, see you!

Yue Lingshan and the five-faced monster met, and the whole process was broadcast live around the world.

For the first time in the history of the entire planet, all humans watch the same TV show at the same time.

The Olympic live broadcast ratings are counted to Mao.

Yue Lingshan: There is something wrong, speed said.

The whole earth is sweating, too direct and too connotative, so polite and polite, did you eat it today?

Five-faced Monster: Intercepted the information that the Earth discussed the extreme proximity of the Transformers and the Earth's forces, and was actually at a loss. It seems that there really is a high-end existence that guides us in the process of creating Transformers.

Yue Lingshan: Oh.

Earthlings: Ahh

Five-faced monster: It seems that the high-end existence controls everything with a mouse, and the whole life, oh, the strange life has no hope.

Thumbs up from all over the world.

Yue Lingshan: You care about so many hairs! Even if we are white rats, we have to live our own lives according to our own will, and modern technology can make a big breakthrough at any time, maybe we will rush out of the laboratory and overturn the high-end existence.

Five-Faced Monster: What if you can't break through the lab?

No? Yue Lingshan pointed to the sky above her head and scolded: "Move the mouse away from the top of my head, you banana watermelon cantaloupe!" ”

Life is your own, the high-end existence is too high, even if you are a white mouse, you must live a wonderful life happily.