Chapter 51: Lu Zhishen is about to cry
"This uncle, do you know how to get to the Yin Si Street Order Office?" In the toilet, Wu Xiaolong found an uncle who was doing hygiene in a happy way, the word "happy and unthinking" is wrong, most ghosts in the underworld like to work, mainly because the idle egg hurts, and he is depressed.
"You are?" The uncle who was engaged in hygiene looked at him with doubts, and he didn't continue to sweep the floor, but put his hands on the handle of the broom, looking like he broke the casserole and asked the end, Wu Xiaolong felt liver pain when he looked at it.
"My name is Wu Xiaolong..."
"What? Are you Wu Xiaolong? The uncle was startled and shouted loudly.
"Malegobi, what's the situation, you're still here?" Wu Xiaolong was stunned, the uncle's expression was so familiar, whether it was the ghost guarding the gate, or the little girl, or this uncle, every time he heard the word "Wu Xiaolong", his face changed greatly, and then he asked them for an accurate address.
I'll you, uncle, won't you come to play with me too, right?
"Uncle, don't care if I'm Wu Xiaolong or not, can you tell me the address of the Street Order Office first?"
"The rightmost room on the tenth floor..."
"Thank you! Bye-bye! "Wu Xiaolong said goodbye, the people in the underworld are all teasing, and the people in the Yin Si Street Ling Mansion are the most, and they can't stand it in the face of Uncle Wu Xiaolong, what can they do if they don't go?
The uncle's eyes moved with Wu Xiaolong's movements, and it wasn't until Wu Xiaolong walked up the stairs that the uncle shook his head with a sigh and said, "Lord Commander... I can only help here, after all, I can't mess with the street commander! ”
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On the tenth floor of the Lingfu on Yin Si Street, in the rightmost room in the uncle's mouth...
Wu Xiaolong's eyes were on fire, his fists were clenched, and his trembling arms kept showing how strong the anger in his heart was at this moment!
At this time, Wu Xiaolong's eyes were nothing, only the urine pocket in front of him and a few urinals...
"Ahh Yikes! The crunching bones of the fists were clearly visible, and the veins on those two hands were twisting and turning, as if they could jump out! Wu Xiaolong grinded his teeth and came out with a few hoarse words, "He... Big... Lord's... The toilet is the worst..."
"Once upon a time there was a bathroom, and it would not be separated from me!" If there was a chance to damage Wu Xiaolong, the one-eyed ghost naturally wouldn't let it go, and immediately flew out.
"Get out of here!" Wu Xiaolong shouted at the top of his voice.
At this time, Wu Xiaolong finally found something wrong, the ghost guarding the gate said the wrong address, forget it, after all, a low-level ghost didn't know where the street order office was. However, the little girl is obviously a white-collar figure in the Yin Si Street Mansion, and she will say something wrong when she goes in and out of the Yin Si Street Mansion every day? Describe the street order office as a toilet? Grandma is a bear, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than the little girl's mouth.
Even if the little girl is wrong, but the uncle will not be wrong? A hygienist who cleans the Yin Si Street Command Mansion every day, hasn't he gone into the Street Order Office to clean it? Even if the uncle really hasn't been to the Yin Si Street Order Office to clean it, he can say that he doesn't know... Why do you have to give me the address of the toilet?
What he didn't know was that whenever he said that he was Wu Xiaolong, these people would be involuntarily surprised, which was quite suspicious!
Wu Xiaolong gently supported his chin with his right hand, and made a thinking movement, like a contemplative, after a few seconds of thinking, he finally came to a conclusion!
"Someone's targeting me!"
"All three of them gave fake addresses, and they only gave fake addresses after hearing that I was Wu Xiaolong... Why would they do that? Wu Xiaolong shook his head, "What's the purpose of doing this?" ”
"Could it be that they don't want you to go to the street order office?" The one-eyed ghost is obviously a little smarter than Wu Xiaolong.
"......," Wu Xiaolong was stunned, "Why don't you want me to go to the Street Order Office?" ”
"You go to the street order office because you want to be a ghost, so if someone doesn't want you to be a ghost, then the design makes you can't go to the street order office, so you can't be a ghost?" The one-eyed ghost's eyes flashed, it was so terrifying, he unconsciously analyzed the truth of the matter!
"Have you offended someone?"
"I've only been in Hades for a few days, how can I offend..."
Suddenly, Bruce Wu thought about it carefully, there have been a lot of things that have happened in the past few days, it seems that he has offended many people, he raised his hands and counted people's heads, "Bruce Lee was slapped in the face by me, and he must have a grudge against me if he was beaten by me." Li Mao was chased and beaten by me, and he can be regarded as an enemy. Li Longji seemed to want to arrest me, but he was stopped by Sister Yuhuan and couldn't catch me, and he must have a grudge against me. And Big Joe was touched by me, and now I wish I was dying soon. And the Jade Emperor was teased by me, maybe now he is drawing circles on the heavenly court to curse me... Plus the ghost who was just stunned by me... It's only been a few days, how can you offend so many people! ”
“…… What makes sense in this? "The one-eyed ghost is speechless, this guy has his own aura of mockery, right, it's only been a few days? Even the people of the Heavenly Court outside the underworld have been offended by him, you are really good.
"Almost everyone in this area has the ability to design for me!" Wu Xiaolong was confused, "Who the hell is it?" ”
"Huh? Don't ask me, I don't know..."
"You!" Wu Xiaolong was just about to speak, but a "haha" laugh suddenly came from his ears.
looked over, and saw that in this corridor that was still relatively bright, there were two figures walking sideways here with a big grin.
One of them was a big bald head, with a little bit of luster floating on the top of his head, a round face and large ears, a straight nose and a square mouth, a raccoon dog beard on the cheeks, a fierce and vicious body, eight feet long, and a waist ten girths. Wearing a parrot green silk robe, a civil and military double-strand crow green silk at the waist, and a pair of eagle claw leather four-seam dry yellow boots, the martial arts are awe-inspiring and majestic.
The person next to the bald head looks honest, only one hundred or sixty-eight tall, has not had hair, has a small piece of hair, is not energetic, it looks like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, accompanying this big bald head in the tenth floor corridor to show off his might?
This scene is so bloody.
Looking at the two of them, feeling that their aura was not strong, Wu Xiaolong suddenly showed an evil smile
The big bald head grabbed the little broken hair boy with one hand, walked on foot, laughing, "Survive, you just go with me, I heard that the ghost catching flower of the Yin Si block came to the Yin Si Street Mansion, but was accidentally soiled by the hygienic aunt, and now is changing clothes in the women's dressing room upstairs, why don't you go now and feast your eyes!" ”
When Gao Weisheng heard this, he cried and said, "Brother Zhishen, no wonder other ghosts say that you are a flower monk, and you don't want your life for the sake of sex?" I heard that the flower of ghost hunting is super violent, and there are countless ghosts, evil ghosts, and unjust ghosts who were killed by her, so we really have to feast our eyes? ”
When Lu Zhishen heard this, his beard was raised angrily, and he said awe-inspiringly: "Slender virgin, good gentleman, why are you pursuing sexual happiness, it belongs to one of the rules of heaven, this is a great thing to make merit, why not?" Besides, isn't it a violent maniac? Wouldn't it be nice not to be discovered? ”
"But I heard that she has the strength of the Ghost Master Realm, can we not be discovered?"
"Don't worry, I've been peeping for hundreds of years, and I haven't seen anyone find me, so it's not in the way."
"But..."Gao Weisheng hesitated, after all, the Ghost Catching Flower has a great reputation, so he must think about it carefully.
"I said you coward, why are you so cowardly? You're still not a good guy anymore? Lu Zhishen was furious, looking at Gao Weisheng as if he hated iron but not steel, it seemed that going to peep with him was the real good man?
"Hey!"
Just when Lu Zhishen angrily scolded Gao Weisheng, he suddenly felt a finger on his shoulder pointing at him, Lu Zhishen looked back suspiciously, only to see a strange and delicate face looking at him with a smile.
"What's that?" Lu Zhishen asked suspiciously, in fact, he was very unhappy with this person, what did he do when he came over silently? Scare ghosts?
Just when Lu Zhishen breathed out a breath of foul air and spoke to that person, suddenly! A fist the size of a casserole came towards him, and the dark shadow was getting closer and closer!
"Bang!" Lu Zhishen's nose was punched, and he was immediately forced! What's the situation?
"Why are you beating me!" Lu Zhishen wants to die, who is this? I don't even know you, why did you suddenly beat me?
Originally, Lu Zhishen thought that the next sentence would be to say: I'm sorry, I hit the wrong person.
However, what I didn't expect was...
Lu Zhishen heard the man say, "I'll kill you beast!" ”
Lu Zhishen is about to cry......