Chapter Ninety-Three: The First Thief [For Information]
When he heard all the immortals shouting that there was nothing to do, the Jade Emperor was about to retreat from the dynasty! Unexpectedly, an old voice immediately sounded in the hall.
I saw Taishang Laojun, who stood up slowly and said, "Your Majesty, the old way has something to play." ”
When the Jade Emperor saw that it was Lao Jun, he was immediately speechless.
Every time in the early dynasty, Lao Jun has to pull out some trivial things, and talk about the immortals in the main hall before stopping.
Maybe it's because I've lived too long, and I usually like to be alone and locked up in the Tushi Palace for alchemy.
So as soon as he arrived in the early dynasty, when he saw all the immortals gathered together, Lao Jun liked to pull all the immortals to chat, but the Jade Emperor couldn't do anything about Lao Jun.
Who is Lao Jun? It was the clone of the Sanqing Taiqing Heavenly Sage, taller than everyone present. The Sanqing deity is not out, and no one present can compare to Laojun, this is the power of the saint's doppelganger, even the Jade Emperor wants to give him three points, not to mention the lower generation.
Here, Lao Jun pulled the Jade Emperor and all the immortals who were ready to disperse the dynasty to chatter, but over there, the golden horn boy in the Tushi Palace was restless.
Since yesterday I uploaded the doctor's green sac meridian, early in the morning, the golden horn boy saw his fairy jade mobile phone, and received many fairy family tips and recommendations, which made the golden horn boy very happy.
As a boy who specializes in showing Lao Jun the Dan furnace, Golden Horn and Silver Horn rarely have the opportunity to show their faces in the heavenly court, and the biggest appearance is to be a small boss in the Journey to the West.
But it didn't take long to show up, and it was brought back by Lao Jun.
Therefore, Golden Horn has always had a wish, that is, to let all the immortals in the heavenly realm know that there is such a number one person as himself. To put it bluntly, Jin Jiao doesn't care about any merit rewards and ticket recommendations.
As for the entanglement of cause and effect, Jin Jiao doesn't care even more, what he really cares about is reputation, a reputation that makes him famous in the fairy world.
At this moment, as soon as he saw that he had uploaded the Green Capsule Sutra, so many immortals had come to his immortal jade mobile phone to pay attention to him, and Jin Jiao's heart was excited and boiling.
But so many immortals give themselves rewards, recommendations, and attention, and they always have to return some gifts, which means no! Maybe it won't be long before these immortals forget about themselves.
Therefore, in order to find a suitable return gift for all the immortals, Jin Jiao secretly came to Lao Jun's pill storehouse and secretly stole a "merit creation pill", ready to be used as a return gift.
At this moment, Jin Jiao was hiding in an abandoned alchemy room, holding the fairy jade mobile phone in one hand, and pouring out the "Merit Creation Pill" in the gourd one by one with the other hand, and returning them to the immortal friends who supported him one by one.
"! Big brother, what are you doing? Just as the Golden Horn was happily sending a return salute, a roar suddenly sounded in his ears, and the frightened Golden Horn almost fell to the ground with the "Merit Creation Pill" in his hand.
When he looked up, he saw that Yinjiao didn't know when he was standing in front of him, staring straight at the "Merit Creation Pill" in his hand, with a frightened look, and shouted: "Damn, big brother, you actually dare to steal the master's "Merit Creation Pill" privately!" ”
"Anla, Anla, there are so many pills in the old man's Danku, one or two less gourds, the old man won't know about it at all!" Seeing that it was the silver horn, the golden horn relieved his heart, smiled in his mouth, and said: "As long as you don't say it, brother, I won't say it, the master won't know about it at all!" ”
For his eldest brother, Yinjiao really can't do anything about him, right? The other party is his big brother, and he can't fight. Scolding, right? The other party is still his eldest brother, and he can't be scolded.
Yinjiao only shook his head weakly, and said with a wry smile: "I said, big brother, why are you stealing the master's "Merit Creation Pill" well?" Isn't this full and nothing to do? ”
"Hehe, come on, little brother come and take a look!" Hearing Silver Horn's question, Golden Horn smiled.
Then he pulled Yinjiao to sit beside him, clicked on his fairy jade mobile phone and showed it to the other party, and said with a smile: "See, now the eldest brother is also a celebrity in the fairy world, and the eldest brother is giving someone a gift in return!" ”
"Poof! Nima! Big brother has made two mistakes again! Looking at the uploaded works displayed on the Golden Horn Immortal Jade's mobile phone, as well as the rewards and recommendations of the immortals, Silver Horn was speechless.
Then, Yinjiao rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "Big brother, even if you want to return the gift, you don't need to steal the master's "Merit Creation Pill"!" There are still a lot of elixirs in our room! ”
"What do you know, the ones that the master rewarded are all good pills, and this "merit creation pill" has not been used by the master since the master refined it. Jin Jiao's eyes widened, revealing an expression that you don't understand, and said with a smile: "I think this elixir is not a precious elixir, and our master can't look down on it at all, so it's okay to take one or two gourds." ”
Hearing his eldest brother's words, Yinjiao was about to cry, and a wry smile appeared on his face, and he looked at the "Meritorious Creation Pill" in Jinjiao's hand, Nima! There is only one left.
"Who do you think this last one should be sent to? Is it this white and black who gave ten recommendation votes, or is it this giant spirit god who gave a reward of 1,000 merit coins? The silver horn, who was struggling with his face, couldn't help but hear his eldest brother, and suddenly asked such a sentence.
Turning his head and glancing at the golden horn's fairy jade mobile phone, the silver horn sighed and said with a wry smile: "I'll send it to that white and black!" What kind of giant spirit god is that, I hate it when I see it, the last time I was ordered by my lord to look for General Li, I haven't entered the door yet! was blocked by this giant spirit god for a long time. ”
What the? Dare to block my brother and not let him in, Nima! Is it tolerable or unbearable, and then the giant spirit god was directly passed by the golden horn.
In the end, Jin Jiao casually sent the last "Meritorious Creation Pill" to the white and black avatar, and muttered: "Don't think that if you reward me with a thousand merit coins, you can bully my brother casually." Lao Tzu won't give you a return gift, he won't give you a return gift, he won't give you a return gift, hum! ”
Listening to his eldest brother's mouth, "I won't give you a gift in return." Three black lines flashed on the silver horn's face, and he said madly in his heart: "Big brother, do you really think that if you say something important three times, the other party will be able to hear it?" Don't be like this, no! ”
After sending the last golden horn of the "Meritorious Creation Pill" here, he didn't notice his brother's speechless expression, but stood up, hugged the shoulder of the silver horn, and said with a smile: "Let's go, big brother will take you to Master Venus's house for dinner!" ”
"Huh!" In this regard, Silver Horn could only laugh a few times, and then let his eldest brother pull him to fly to the Venus Mansion.
No matter how noisy it was in the Heavenly Court, none of this had anything to do with Han Feng, and at this time, Han Feng had already arrived at the door of the Hongcheng Commercial Building.
As soon as I got out of the car, I took out several boxes of cardboard boxes full of pastries from the trunk of the taxi. One person carried it to his own tea restaurant, and moved back and forth three times before he finished moving.
"Yo! The little boss is very early today! Li Ping and his entourage, today's work time is still as punctual as yesterday, as soon as they entered the door, they saw their little boss, with some pastries under the glass counter, and couldn't help but joke.
"Huh! You're here! Hearing the lark's joke, Han Feng continued to fiddle with his pastries without raising his head, and replied with a smile in his mouth.
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