Chapter Eighty-Nine: Dealing with Huang Gai's Costumes
"I'm Huang Gai, who are you?" The white-haired man was proud, and sure enough, it was the famous general of the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the third generation of the Sun family, and the old man who liked to shake M in the six generations of the True Three Kingdoms Warriors. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Wu Xiaolong's expression was very flat, and he couldn't tell what messy and unsightly thoughts he was thinking about.
I saw that he calmly grabbed Huang Gai's big hand, swayed up and down quickly, and laughed loudly.
"Haha, long admiration, long admiration, Your Excellency is really the legendary famous Brother Huang Gai, it is better to be famous than to meet, to meet is better than to be famous, Brother Huang, you are wise and martial, and the unparalleled momentum of the world really makes the little brother sigh to himself, willing to bow down, and even a little breathtaking, the little brother admires it very much!"
Wu Xiaolong slapped his ass, which made Huang Gai also stunned, he really couldn't figure out what this guy who suddenly appeared was doing, was he here to be funny or to be a sycophant?
Huang Gai shook his hand and threw Wu Xiaolong back a few steps, blowing his beard and glaring, "Don't get those things that slap horses, I don't use Lao Huang, Lao Huang is self-aware, he has no reputation at all, how can he be as grand as you say?" ā
"Say! What the hell are you here for? This is private territory, how the hell did you get in! Say! What exactly are you here for? Have a purpose? Hurry up and recruit from the truth! ā
"Say it, if it's a trivial matter, get out of here!"
"If it's a big deal, Lao Huang will beat you to death with a stick!"
As he spoke, Huang Gai took out a huge mace from behind him, and looking at this mace full of sharp heads, Wu Xiaolong broke out in a cold sweat.
Good guy, worthy of being a famous loyal old man, others pat him on the back, the first thing he thought about was not smugness, but the reason why the other party slapped on the back?
Yes, it's a talent.
It's a pity that the brain is not enough, and there is a bit of a tendon. If the enemy really came to slap the sycophant to seek any benefits, Huang Gai would be a bit startled, if he sent a dead man to pat the sycophant, he would have already wiped his neck with a knife and said goodbye.
Otherwise, he would be arrested by Huang Gai and tortured?
Fortunately, Wu Xiaolong's purpose in coming here was not ill-intentioned.
"Anger, anger, Brother Huang anger!" Wu Xiaolong smiled, pressed the mace on his head with one hand, and said, "Brother Huang actually asked me what I was doing here, then I would also ask Brother Huang, what are you doing here?" ā
"I..."Huang Gai was stunned, "Who are you, don't you see me dressed as a housekeeper?" I'm the housekeeper here, can't you tell? ā
"What? You're dressed as a butler? At this moment, it was Wu Xiaolong's turn to be shocked.
"What's the fuss, this is designed by Zhou Ye himself, do you have an opinion?" Huang Gai's eyes widened, and his eyes were full of anger.
Wu Xiaolong didn't have time to look at Huang Gai's murderous appearance.
Instead, I'm thinking...
Lao Huang's outfit was made by Zhou Yu?
Could it be that this product is really a "attack"?
Otherwise, I wouldn't have come up with a vest and boxer briefs with a fig leaf hanging from the outside.
Wu Xiaolong has always thought that Huang Gai dressed like this because of his personal hobbies, strange and even a "suffer" reason.
Unexpectedly, all of this must be attributed to Zhou Yu being an "attacker!" "That's why.
No wonder when I was in the Three Kingdoms, there were always rumors that Zhou Yu and Sun Ce were a pair of good friends, and even Lao Cao also said that Zhou Yu and Sun Ce were in the same pants relationship, this is the brother-in-law relationship, the rumored good friends for a lifetime have started since the Three Kingdoms, and Zhou Yu is an attack is not groundless.
Maybe it's because Lao Cao saw through the lifelong relationship between the two of them, and even guessed the reason why Zhou Yu was an "attacker", so... Lao Cao was afraid that he would become a chrysanthemum Cao, so he gave up his plan to collect Zhou Yu.
In this way, after Sun Ce hung up, Zhou Yu went to find an old macho like Huang Gai as a good friend for the rest of his life, and it didn't seem to be wrong.
No wonder Zhou Yu wanted to design such a shaky costume for Huang Gai. In the final analysis, it's because Zhou Yu's hobby is a "macho man" type.
You don't see, whether it is... Sun Ce is still Huang Gai. Are they all first-class and big macho men? One Jiangdong Xiaobawang, and the other Huang Gai needless to say, just those muscles count, Stallone has to kneel when he comes.
Well, with such an analysis, there is really no need to question that Zhou Yu is an "attacker". The reason why he and Sun Ce married Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao together may also be to cover up their eyes and ears, and they don't want others to find out about their "relationship"?
It's funny just thinking about it, wow click, Wu Xiaolong laughed heartlessly.
"What are you laughing at? Yes! Do you dare to laugh at the costume designed by Zhou Ye? As soon as Huang Gai saw it, he didn't get angry and pushed Wu Xiaolong.
Wu Xiaolong was pushed back several steps by a strong force, and hurriedly stood firm, only to find out, good guy, Huang Gai's strength is really not small, it seems that it is definitely not comparable to the two cold-faced security guards at the door, maybe it is... The master of the Nine Heavens of the Ghost Soldiers?
"I'm not smiling, Zhou Ye's design is simply earth-shattering, breathtaking, I have to take it, Zhou Ye has created another peak Wang Tai on another Hades fashion stream, after Brother Huang wears it like this, your mighty momentum has increased geometrically, this costume has this effect, it's incredible, Zhou Ye's design is awesome, it's amazing!" Wu Xiaolong gave a thumbs up and praised unabashedly.
Wouldn't it be great? Huang Gai has created an epitaph for the whole life of his friends, and it is not an exaggeration to go into history.
"This is also true, Zhou Ye's vision has always been unpredictable"
Wu Xiaolong praised Huang Gai, but Huang Gai didn't react but felt that this guy had ulterior motives. But when Wu Xiaolong praised Zhou Yu, this guy's smile was almost to his ears, and others praised Zhou Yu more than he praised himself, it seems that Zhou Yu's training skills are really good, and the old macho man himself didn't know that he had fallen.
"That's not right! You kid still haven't explained what you're here! Huang Gai found out the point.
"Uh, that's what we just said?" Wu Xiaolong's eyes froze, "Speaking of Brother Huang's statement? ā
"Did you say that?"
"Of course there is, when it comes to Brother Huang's fame, Brother Huang, do you know how your reputation spreads?"
Huang Gai was stunned, "Lao Huang has walked out of the Zhou Mansion only a handful of times in his life, where does he get his prestige?" ā
"If Brother Huang doesn't have a prestige, then dare to ask how did the little brother know about your existence?"
"Say! Where the hell did you find out about me? ā
"Brother Huang, you are really famous, you can't deny this!"
"Where did Lao Huang come from? Where did my daimyo come from? Huang Gai blew his beard, held a mace and patted his big hand, he was not afraid of pain, it seems that people with rough skin and thick flesh really have the talent to be beaten.
"Brother Huang still doesn't know?" Wu Xiaolong smiled, revealing a row of white teeth, "Brother Huang's reputation is naturally famous all over the world, and his reputation is outside, who doesn't know?" Who doesn't know? ā
"Shake it?" Huang Gai was stunned, what the hell is this?
"Oh!" Wu Xiaolong deliberately dragged out the lower vocal line, "Brother Huang still doesn't know what it means to shake m?" ā
"I'm here to tell you, what does it mean... Refers to a person who has a masochistic fetish or has a masochistic fetish. ā
Huang Gai was stunned, what the hell is this?
"To put it simply... I like to be beaten..."Wu Xiaolong showed a meaningful smile, "To put it more simply... bļ¼ tļ¼ ā
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Huang Gai was stunned again...
This time he finally knew what was going on.
The bastard in front of him is scolding him?
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Who is this bastard, who ran to someone's house and openly scolded his master? Is there such a king as you?
Huang Gai was stunned for a moment, his eyes changed, his eyes turned red, he slapped his palms vigorously, and shouted in his throat.
"Someone!!"
"There is a lewd !! Thief!!!! ā
This voice was divided into three thousand three, and it went straight into the mind.
People who don't know think that someone forced this old man.
Wu Xiaolong was also puzzled when he heard this.
Lewd... Thief?. Where does it come from???ć