[As long as everything can go wrong, it will definitely go wrong.] 】

This sentence is the essence of Murphy's Law, one of the three major discoveries of Western culture in the twentieth century.

Of course, if it were to be described in more concise and understandable words, it would be: "Ahhhh Unfortunate! "That's right.

And now, this kind of psychological law that is generally applied to probability is completely embodied in the [current blackmailer] Lynn at this moment.

In particular, when the magic costume he usually used to suppress his own origin was shattered, the overflow of the origin [variable] would cause the normal development of the surrounding situation to lead to an unpredictable realm, and the result of this situation was often a disaster, and the resulting disaster often appeared directly around Lynn.

Lynn had been in this office long enough.

So

"Yo, Lynn, I found out that you guys were looking for Old Man Zelrich, so I'm here to visit you and settle for lunch!"

A vigorous voice suddenly sounded from outside the door, and then, the door was kicked open mercilessly, and the fifth magician, Aoko Aosaki, who is currently living in Lynn's house, jumped out from behind the door, unabashedly showing her momentum as a magician (although it is a trainee).

"it." It was the voice of the stunned jewel Onzelridge.

He raised his gem sword and brewed the magic he had gathered from the parallel world, just to take a beating on Lynn, a guy who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth, and died on the body of a magician. He hadn't imagined that he would actually unleash the gem sword in this office that was fairly spacious, but definitely could not withstand an attack that could flatten a street.

However, when he felt the aura of the same position as himself, the jewel man, who was famous for his demonic cultivation, shook his hand holding the short sword made of gemstones

"Nani?" This is the voice of the Fifth Magician Aoko Aosaki, who felt the countless magic brewing in front of her.

Qingzi, who has been out for a stroll since the morning, after looking for a few 'old acquaintances' and 'catching up', and moving her muscles by the way, when she returned to the house where she lived temporarily, and was ready to eat the lunch prepared by the maid of the little brother she had saved, she was surprised to find that the place where the house was located was already in ruins.

Although it is easy to have a magic accident when studying magic, it is still relatively rare for a house to collapse

Finding that the original protective barrier was still intact, Aoko Aosaki directly read Lynn's route from the [Intelligence Memory] remaining in the air, and then stunned the gatekeeper with the strength of the great magician on the ground, and directly came to this office with his own [Law].

Then, discovering the magic brewing in the hands of the jewel man who held the jewel sword high, Qingzi subconsciously raised his fist

"Damn, I forgot my state," Lynn was only halfway through his words, and he found that his vision was completely obscured by the torrent of magic drained by the gem sword, and behind him he already felt the fist from the Fifth Law, which had been repeated countless times by time

"Boom~"

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Three days later.

125 Diagon Lane. The three-storey villa-style house, which is very well lit and can see the sunlight from all angles, is too close to Tumbledown Alley, where the "black magicians" gather, and few people pass by.

Obviously in the largest unofficial gathering place of magic in London, but he didn't feel the noise at all, and the land that was under the enchantment and formation softly and firmly rejected all those who were not invited, even if it was a "crown level grand magician", he could not pass this "crown level great magician specializing in enchantment formation" to make an enchantment without accepting the invitation.

"Okay, this is the last one, please sign for it."

A stout man with a resolute face, thick brown hair, and a postman's outfit handed a signed slip to a young man wrapped in bandages.

"I remember signing it here, for you. Thanks, there aren't many shops in Diagon Alley that deliver to your home. Surprisingly, despite the appearance of severe burns, the young man's movements did not seem to be any different from ordinary people, as if the bandages that merely exposed his hair and eyes, and went all the way down the hairline, were merely decorations.

"It's okay, it's a tradition of our Magic Nick Prop House. We hope you enjoy the furniture you ordered, especially the dragon leather sofa, which is made of wurm leather that our store manager bought from Romania. After accepting the sign, the man turned to leave.

"Wait a minute, sir, you forgot something."

Suddenly, the voice of the bandaged young man came from behind him.

A rotating triangular magic circle appeared out of thin air between the bandaged young man's fingers, and then, a writhing serpentine shadow was dragged out of the bottom of the dragonskin sofa by the young man.

"You've forgotten your pet, you've been hearing it barking to come back to you." Despite the bandage, the man could clearly see that the corners of his mouth were raised high under the bandage

The next moment, the heavens and the earth turned upside down, and the man found himself reappearing on the streets of Diagon Alley, and the pedestrians around him seemed to jump because of his presence.

"Cut, have you been discovered, go back and tell your lord" The man's face was gloomy, and a ray of gloom floated into his eyes.

"Wait, what about the messenger?"

As soon as I remembered that I was not a man who was teleported out alone, I suddenly felt that a "little chrysanthemum" that was extremely delicate somewhere behind me, needed to be carefully cared for, and had never been touched by others, suddenly came with a faint pain

"Whoa~~~" The man's rugged voice echoed in this diagonal alley.

"Hmph, if you dare to stuff demons into our house, you will be blown up on the street." Bandage young man, no, should say Lynn. Helsin. Yugdomirenia, who was swinging at the door for a full minute with a villainous sneer, turned back to the house until the screams from the street had disappeared.

Three days ago, in the confrontation between the two magicians, Lynn happened to save her life. Perhaps it should be said that the gems who found out that they had an oolong were Wenzelrich and Aokozaki Aoko withdrew their hands in time, otherwise in that office, I am afraid that in addition to the two magicians, only Baluge, a star spirit from another world whose body is based on magic power, can save a life.

And Lynn, who was in the middle of the confrontation between the two at the time, was innocently the only victim - the only guy who was involved in the attack of the two magicians because his position was so good.

In addition, Lynn was forcibly activated because of the damage to the magic circuit (in the face of the attack of the magic envoy, he subconsciously put a shield on the four people present at the scene), plus the poisoning due to the spores of the legendary fantasy seed I can't wipe the mushroom, and the leakage of the origin, even the body of the Dead Apostle, who transferred all his talents to the recovery power, can't bear it.

simply fainted.

It's the next day when I wake up again.

After waking up, Lynn found that his body was wrapped with bandages (including his face), although it was made according to the original [human] bandage production method, but he didn't seem to know Lynn's figure, and the excessively long bandage wrapped around his body and saved his face. (Afterwards, Miss Silas, the ace of the Knights of the Royal Church, said that absolutely no Oriental girl came to her and asked how to make a bandage-type magic dress)

I found myself living directly in B125 Diagon Lane, which I had extorted, and my original belongings were moved untouched. The family's land has not been sold, and the defensive formation has always been open. Faced with this unfamiliar ceiling, Lynn was only surprised and agreed to his maid's approach.

Anyway, the time to rebuild the house is not short, and even if you use magic, it will take a lot of effort, so you might as well move.

What, you said that the leyline branch that was originally linked under the house, cough cough, sorry, the curse (X.) department has found that its leyline has been secretly diverted by someone, and for his own safety, Lynn has to sigh and unravel the magic array that restricts the leyline and intercepts the magic power.

It's a pity.,It's obviously very suitable for you.,But the curse (X.) department has recently left the "curse stealing the leyline" to the student as an assignment.,For safety.,Forget it, I heard that there is a leyline in the plant (VII.) department.,It's a water attribute.,It should be suitable for you.

Ahem, how was Lynn chased and killed by a bunch of plants afterwards, and even staged [Plants (Demonized Plants) vs. Zombies (Half-Dead Lynn) Realistic Version], this is a later story.

In short, Lynn didn't feel awkward about her bandages and felt good about moving.

It's just that he didn't understand a little bit since he woke up.

"Now, Balloe, why do I wake up with some unknown white liquid in my mouth?"

"That's the only antidote to my mushrooms, because I have to take them within twenty-four hours, so I fed them to my master without permission." Miss Maid was impeccable whenever she answered, even if the kitchen knife "accidentally" fell off her hand and plunged into Lynn's chest across half the room, she answered so calmly and plainly.

"So, why is it a little fishy and a little salty? And the taste is similar to the taste of raw egg whites, isn't this a mushroom, why do I have a sense of foreboding? Lynn pulled out the kitchen knife in his chest without changing his face, and under his recovery power, this injury was nothing.

Well, if you can use the "small injury" of sticking a kitchen knife in your chest to vent all your grievances on the maid for a few days because he didn't protect himself, he won't be able to make money.

Don't look at Baluge's calm and indifferent appearance, Lynn knows that she is a girl who is afraid of loneliness

As if vaguely sensing Lynn's thoughts through the magic passage between the two, Baluge walked over quickly, and forcefully inserted the half-pulled blade into Lynn's chest, before replying with a red face: "This is just a special treatment of medicinal herbs in order to allow the master's body to recover." ”

Lynn: "We can understand Baluge's feelings, can you pull out the knife, it hurts~"

PS: Well, there should really be two or three chapters left in the first volume this time, and I didn't plan to write so much

PS2: Asking for recommendations and collections, although I don't have any hope for book reviews,,, but I still have a feeling that no one reads it