377. Where did Cao Cao go?
When Lu Feng said this, Catherine said a little unconvinced: "Then if it is empty, and there is no oil, won't the waterline be shallow?" ”
Lu Feng shook his head and said, "This tanker shouldn't be empty!" ”
Catherine was still puzzled, and asked curiously, "Why?" ”
Lu Feng said: "This oil tanker is coming from the direction of the Persian Gulf, which is the source of oil, and if the oil tanker goes there from other directions, it should be empty; And if you go in any other direction from there, it should be full of oil! ”
Listening to Lu Feng's analysis, Catherine nodded involuntarily. Jennifer asked, "But it's obviously an oil tanker, how can it run as fast as a warship?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said: "Just like a car, if you change the engine, the speed can be increased!" ”
Jennifer blinked and asked, "Are there anything else out of the ordinary?" ”
Lu Feng said: "The oil tanker is relatively flat on the whole, but the oil tanker is very uneven, and some places are covered with cloth. I don't know what the cloth covers underneath, but it looks like an anti-aircraft gun, a machine gun, a launch tower, or something like that. ”
Listening to Lu Feng's words, the hippopotamus couldn't help but shout: "Fuck! This tanker must have been converted into a warship! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus marvel like this, the spear god with squinted eyes said slowly: "How could it not? The hull of the tanker, the inside of the warship, the warship in the hull of the tanker, this is a very clever camouflage! ”
When the gun god said this, the hippo laughed and said, "fuck! Even if they are cleverly disguised, they can't escape the eyes of the boss! ”
The stegosaurus took over and said: "This is called the magic one foot high and one foot high, the fox can't escape the hunter's eyes even if it is cunning, or the eyes of our boss are vicious!" ”
Seeing that everyone had spoken, Snow Wolf also smiled and said, "That's, who is our boss!" Although the boss's eyes are not big, they have been in the demon mirror! As soon as the boss's eyes opened, the demons and monsters appeared! ”
Listening to the hippos bragging themselves one by one, Lu Feng couldn't help frowning lightly and said, "Okay, okay, don't slap my ass anymore!" Guarding outsiders, patting sycophants like this, and not afraid of other people's jokes! People don't shoot, but you shoot your own people, it's really embarrassing! ”
When Lu Feng said this, Hippo and the others, you look at me, I look at you, and I can't help laughing. Jennifer and Catherine were a little unhappy, Jennifer opened her eyes wide, tilted her head slightly, looked into Lu Feng's eyes and said, "Lu, do you say that the hippos are your own people, or do you treat us as outsiders?" ”
Lu Feng was stunned, he didn't think Jennifer still cared about this, it seems that women are so sensitive! looked at Jennifer's somewhat resentful eyes, and quickly smiled and said, "No, no!" We're already friends, so how can we still treat you as outsiders? ”
Jennifer said faintly: "Since you already regard us as friends, why did you say just now that they were guarding outsiders to pat you on the back, don't you still treat us as outsiders?" ”
Lu Feng hurriedly straightened his face and said solemnly: "Jenny, Kai, you don't know, the saying in our hometown refers to our own people, which refers only to men, not including sisters, brothers call themselves people!" It's all about their own brothers, not about their own sisters, right? All I just didn't treat you as friends! ”
When Lu Feng explained this, Jennifer seemed to believe it, and her face showed a smile, but Catherine still asked: "Lu, but when we were learning Huaxia, we didn't talk like this in grammar!" ”
When Lu Feng heard this, he didn't feel that his head was a little big, and his heart was just a sentence? Why does this woman still love such a truth? said seriously: "Kai, you don't know, the Chinese language is broad and profound, we Chinese people can't learn its essence in our lifetime, and you foreigners can't understand it!" I just said the dialect of our hometown, do you know the dialect? ”
Seeing Catherine and Jennifer nodding hesitantly, Lu Feng said again, "The dialect of our hometown is even more difficult to understand!" Speaking of this, he smiled and said, "For example, let's talk about God here, and it just so happens that God is coming, and I will talk about Cao Cao Cao and Cao Cao, who do you say has arrived?" ”
Catherine's eyes widened and she said, "Do you need to talk about that?" Of course Cao Cao has arrived! ”
As soon as Catherine replied, Hippo and the others were all happy at once. Lu Feng looked at Catherine and Jennifer, who were also confused, and smiled and said, "Do you know why they are laughing? He didn't wait for the two sisters to answer, and said, "It's because you answered wrong, it's not Cao Cao who has arrived, it's God who has arrived!" ”
When Lu Feng said this, Jennifer and Catherine were confused, their eyes widened, and they said in unison: "Didn't you just say that Cao Cao arrived?" How did you become God again? God has arrived, so where did Cao Cao go? ”
After asking this question, Catherine did not stop, but continued, "Lu, you are not right! Although we all believe in the existence of God, no one has ever seen God, and God is not going anywhere, so why does he come to us? If God really came to us, why can't we see Him? Is God invisible, we can't see it, and your eyes have special functions to be able to see? ”
Hearing Jennifer and Catherine ask like this, Lu Feng suddenly had a headache, looked at the hippos and wanted them to help him explain, but the hippos seemed to be smiling one by one, a picture of schadenfreude. Lu Feng knew that he was not suitable to explain to the two sisters anymore, so he rubbed his nose and said, "This kind of question is too profound in Huaxia, and it can't be explained clearly for a while!" Well, let's not talk about this for now, and I'll explain it to you in detail when I have time! ”
Jennifer sighed softly, looked at Catherine and said, "Kai, it seems that the Chinese language is too unfathomable and profound, we haven't learned enough, we still have to work harder and learn better in the future!" ”
Catherine nodded and said, "Jenny, you're right! I thought that our Chinese language was learning well, but I didn't expect it to be far behind! Outside the mountain, the green mountain building is outside the building, and there are more strong hands in the strong. There is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the people. There is no end to learning, and there is no end to learning. We really need to spend more time to speak Huaxia more perfectly! ”
Seeing the good learning attitude of Jennifer and Catherine, Lu Feng couldn't help but say in his heart, you can't study well! This ancient poem and idiom have been used together, if it were better, what I just said would be exposed! But he said, "You two sisters are so studious! The spirit is commendable! The spirit is commendable! ”