"Are you alright?" A beautifully dressed girl asked with concern.

Yue Lingshan reacted, Thai! Depend on!

"Do you look at me, like something?" Yue Lingshan said.

The girl comforts, it doesn't matter if you fall out of love, it doesn't matter if your boyfriend is a friend and colleague, the world is big and the air is very fresh.

Got it, this is a girlfriend. In addition, the life of the original body is really bloody.

Yue Lingshan guessed wrong, and the bloodier was still to come.

A man came over, and I found out that I still love you the most, so let's get back together.

Oh, ex-boyfriend......

It's okay to be ugly, after all, handsome guys are actually a rare breed, but at first glance, he looks like a shallow, ignorant and non-connotative person, what the hell? Is there a problem with the eyes and mentality of the original body?

The best friend comforted Yue Lingshan, look, he is back, don't be sad.

Yue Lingshan was surprised, do you think I would be sad or happy for a friend and colleague who split my legs, and then came back to say that what I love most is actually my garbage scumbag?

Girlfriends are surprised, aren't they?

PIU！

Ex-boyfriend flies.

Passers-by nearby were surprised to see that a small girl kicked a man away, and then stepped on the man's face with high heels and spun vigorously: "The scum who stepped on two boats, he actually dared to come back and ask for reunion, no problem, cut Xiao Ding Ding first!" ”

PASSERS-BY TOOK PICTURES FRANTICALLY, AND THE NUMBER OF FACEBOOK CLICKS EXCEEDED 1 IN SECONDS.

"Now you know if I'm sad or not, right?"

The girlfriend nodded violently, absolutely sad to the point of madness!

Passers-by kindly asked your ex-boyfriend, do you want to call an ambulance, see you are flying 5 meters high.

Ex-boyfriend: "He, He, He, call for help...... The ambulance ...... "Of course, I guess I have several broken ribs on my body."

Thai police arrived first. What happened?

Passerby A laughed, as if this guy was beaten by his girlfriend.

The police carefully looked at her boyfriend's clothes, civilians, and there was no oil and water. "Remember, when you come out of the hospital, you have to go to the police station to record a statement."

As for whether you want to check it out, see if any novice cops are bored.

Yue Lingshan resigned.

The director of the company had expected that the office was so big, there were only a few people, and if there was any trouble, it would have spread all over the world.

"Do you need me to take a few days off to calm your mood? There is no need to resign. The director said understandingly.

"No need, I've decided." Yue Lingshan smiled.

The supervisor was relieved, at least he didn't make a fuss in the office, which was a good thing no matter how he looked at it. As for two women robbing one man, who cares who is right and who is wrong.

The girlfriend was very angry: "It's so unambitious, is this afraid of the friend and colleague who robbed your boyfriend?" And she in the office! her in the bathroom! Tear up with her in the elevator! In short, there is no escape! ”

Yue Lingshan laughed: "My boyfriend's splitting of his legs only shows that this man is a scumbag, why should I be angry with others?" I don't dare to blame my boyfriend for splitting my legs, I only dare to find a woman to fight to death, but I have no confidence in life, thinking that I can't rely on my boyfriend, for fear that my boyfriend will leave me. Why should I rely on my boyfriend, why should I be afraid of my boyfriend leaving me? Am I a person who lacks confidence in life? Dare to split your legs, and see you once in the future. Without this split-leg man, my life would have only been better. ”

My girlfriend asked, "Then why did you quit?" ”

"I quit because I don't want to be confined to this company, I have a wider world, why should I force myself to stay in the company and tear up with others for the sake of a scumbag, that is simply punishing myself."

The girlfriend hesitated: "Is it just like that, the weak chicken slipped away, and there is no domineering at all." ”

Yue Lingshan laughed, what do others think of me, what does it have to do with me, I only do what I want.

The best friend thought about it seriously, Yue Lingshan's words and deeds completely verified how crazy and terrible a lovelorn woman is, and she has the responsibility to pull Yue Lingshan along.

My girlfriend suggested that I go to Japan and have a good time.

Yue Lingshan despises, Japan? Frankly speaking, there are very few people in the world who are more familiar with Japan than I am. I'd rather go shopping in Thailand. By the way, I'm going to see a ladyboy pole dancer, the □□ kind, are you going to go?

Of course go, you're in for a treat!

A café.

My best friend chattered and said, the shemale just now was actually white-skinned and bigger-breasted and more beautiful than me, I couldn't bear it.

Yue Lingshan compared carefully, the gap is a bit big, and makeup can't make up for it.

"Bang dang." A handsome guy knocked over the cup and stared at Yue Lingshan with a strange expression.

Girlfriend laughs, someone has taken a fancy to you.

Are you sure you were scared to hear our conversation?

The handsome guy approached and introduced himself, I am the president of such and such a large group, you look exactly the same as my ex-girlfriend who I have hung up, I am in love with you.

Yue Lingshan covered her forehead, got up and left.

The handsome guy is angry, bang, and stretches out his hand to knock on the wall.

PIU！

Handsome guy flies.

"If you dare to move your hands and feet, you will have no hands and feet."

It's a pity for my best friend: "This man's appearance is actually good, but his personality is a little worse." "It's terrible to think that you can rely on the innate power of men to force women to do all kinds of things without saying a word.

"If you're a little girl who loves to dream, maybe you like this type the most." Yue Lingshan said, he has already shown mercy to his subordinates, otherwise he will break his eggs in a second.

"That's right, good-looking, rich, and kills a lot of little girls in seconds."

The handsome guy worked hard to get up, looked at the roof at a 45° angle, and said very much, in fact, I am the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang, the largest underworld in Thailand, leading countless subordinates, killing and fighting countless times, learning Muay Thai taekwondo, karate judo, I can knock you over in a second, but I pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, so I deliberately let you.

The handsome guy quietly waited for the girl to scream or scold.

Women, when they encounter this situation, they think it is the scream of the golden beetle's son-in-law, and the angry rebuke that pretends to be reserved.

The waiter on the side reminded very seriously: "Sir, it's been a long time since the lady who knocked you down." ”

The handsome guy scolded, what a time to meet this kind of neurotic woman! I don't know how to appreciate the male bully and cool and handsome.

A certain square.

Another handsome guy stared at Yue Lingshan dumbfounded, you look exactly the same as my ex-girlfriend who I have hung up.

Girlfriends despise it, and it is no longer popular to pretend to be infatuated with girls in this way. It's really bad luck to meet 2 in one breath today. Besides, your acting skills are so bad, how can you pick up girls.

I didn't know how to cry, staring at the beauty with infatuated eyes, and said in a soft tone, Yishu, is it you, is it really you, have you finally come to see me, do you know how much I miss you.

Bad review! Go home and practice and come out again.

The handsome guy No. 2 began to introduce himself, I am the president of a certain large group......

Yue Lingshan finally woke up to the wonder of this world. The handsome guys in this world are all presidents, and they all have an ex-girlfriend who looks exactly like the original body.

This is the body of the son of the plane that has crossed directly into the body!

The appearance of the handsome guy No. 1 brush.

Yue Lingshan was surprised how this was found by the handsome guy No. 1, and it just popped out at this time. The wonder of this world is beyond the rules of physics.

The handsome guy No. 1 said: "It turned out to be you, do you want to snatch my lover again?" ”

The handsome guy No. 2 grabbed No. 1's collar: "If it weren't for you, would she have died?" It's all you! ”

The two handsome guys Balabala revealed each other, one is the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang, the other is the young master of the White Tiger Gang, the two of them fell in love with the same girl before, but the girl chose the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang, and then suddenly hung up again.

What kind of world is this! The Golden Dragon Gang, the White Tiger Gang! Take this name and expose the culture of primary school!

My girlfriend was pleasantly surprised, wow, the gang boss grabbed a woman, it was so exciting.

Yue Lingshan proposed, then you go up.

My girlfriend is angry, they don't choose me, otherwise I will be on it.

Yue Lingshan seriously suggested to the two gang presidents who were as naïve as children. Since you are deeply in love with your ex-girlfriend's face, why don't you just find someone to have plastic surgery and make the same face? 7 plastic surgery in one go, one every day to accompany you, or clothes to wear rainbow colors, pick one every day according to your mood.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang and the young master of the White Tiger Gang are angry, what we want is love, not face, what is the use of fake plastic surgery. What we hope is that we can find our previous love in another woman who is exactly the same, and find new differences, recognize new girls, and we will definitely not treat other people as stand-ins for our previous lovers, that is too shallow.

Yue Lingshan applauded, said well, then publish a missing person notice in the media, Thailand can't find it, just go to Asia, go to the world, anyway, you have money. Believe me, there are only a few skin tones, face shapes, eye shapes, nose shapes, and 7 billion people on earth will have hundreds of people who look exactly the same. You will definitely find N people who are exactly the same, but with different personalities.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang and the young master of the White Tiger Gang were dumbfounded, it actually made sense.

The two said that although theoretically correct, the same face does not mean the same feelings, and they only love the one in front of them.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang and the young master of the White Tiger Gang began to tear apart and continued to expose the old story.

Yue Lingshan found that she was naïve, she originally thought that this was just a strange love is the plane of everything, but she didn't expect that there would be even more strange.

The young master of the White Tiger Gang has always believed that it was the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang who killed his father.

You want to think that the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang killed your Lao Tzu, you don't go to find a gun and bang him, but just play with him in cafes and casinos and bars in the square, playing with eyes and staring, playing with reminiscences like water, playing with infinite tenderness, is there a □□ worth pondering in the middle!

You honestly explain, did you deliberately let the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang kill your old man!

Yue Lingshan decided to leave Thailand, this kind of mentally handicapped world, low to low, but it has become a must-kill.

Two gangster young masters blocked, don't choose one, don't want to go.

PIU！

Two neuropathies went to death.

The young gang master who was lying in the hospital and was wearing a plaster cast understood a truth, it was absolutely impossible for Yue Lingshan to come in front of him, and he had to use a gentle policy.

Tell me, what Yue Lingshan likes the most, this bag is yours.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang seduces his girlfriend.

My girlfriend despises it, the young master of the White Tiger Gang is much more generous than you, and gave me a check directly, just like your little family, you also want to pick up girls, go home and eat yourself.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang gritted his teeth and had to use a trick.

Aerodrome.

The waiter signaled that Yue Lingshan's ticket had been canceled.

Who canceled it?

The waiter shrugged, I'm just a little waiter, I don't know the insider.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang appeared, in Thailand, whoever I want the Golden Dragon Gang to go, whoever wants to go, who can't go.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang is proud, this is my right, my strength, my strength, my domineering.

Yue Lingshan nodded, very good.

That same evening.

"Ahh

"guys, someone's got in."

"Protect the young master, protect the gang leader!"

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang despises it, what are you panicking about, who has the Golden Dragon Gang been afraid of?

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang led his elite black dragons, white dragons, yellow dragons, blue dragons, and purple dragons out of the horse.

"It's you!" The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang looked at Yue Lingshan in shock.

Yue Lingshan sneered, a little Thai underworld dared to jump out to find death, no one dared to be so presumptuous for a long time.

The subordinates of the Golden Dragon Gang looked at the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang with resentment, and in order to pick up girls, they lost the lives of the whole gang, is it worth it?

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang is sad and angry, but I love you so much!

Yue Lingshan smiled, neurotic, if you love me, do I have to love you? Can you interfere in my life in the name of love? Am I going to have to accept your dictation of my life? You are a little emperor who has been pampered since childhood, and I am not your mother, so there is no need to cooperate with you.

The young master of the Golden Dragon Gang shouted, this is the way I love, don't girls like to be overbearing, manipulated, commanded, and teased?

Yue Lingshan laughed, don't take the individual as everything, don't take the occasional fantasy as reality.

Five dragons are out of the horse, and five dragons are hanging.

The leader of the Golden Dragon Gang sneered and opened fire.

What can this girl plan, is there a gun? As the largest gang in Thailand, there are guns. He is not as stupid as his son, he knows every day to find someone to fight, if he hadn't supported the field with a gun, his stupid son would have been beaten to death.

Bang bang bang!

The old gang leader of the Golden Dragon Gang hung the young master and hung his subordinates, and the Golden Dragon Gang was completely wiped out.

Never think that the underworld can be so capable of fighting, whether it is fists, feet or firearms, the underworld is scum.

Cafe near the securities company.

"How do you know that the stock of the Golden Dragon Gang is going to plummet?" My girlfriend is crazy to press the calculator, short stocks today, and make a lot of money.

Yue Lingshan said leisurely: "I'm going to the United States, I'll take you to make a lot of money before leaving." ”

"Are you really leaving?" Girlfriends are reluctant.

"Of course, my poison resistance is not as high as yours, the love and love of this world is not what I can't bear, I want to find a quiet corner to detoxify."

The young master of the White Tiger Gang appeared and sat opposite Yue Lingshan: "You killed the young master of the Golden Dragon Gang, I want to avenge him." ”

Yue Lingshan whispered to her best friend, go quickly, and then make the stock of the Blank Tiger Gang.

The girlfriend ran away with a swish, and the young master of the White Tiger Gang didn't care, but it was just a trick, so there was no need to care.

Yue Lingshan said to the young master of the White Tiger Gang: "Sure enough, you are true love. Didn't Mao say it earlier? If you love him, then be brave enough to say it. It's too late now, regret it. ”

The young master of the White Tiger Gang burst into tears: "Don't insult our pure and deep friendship, we are the best brothers, listen clearly, we are brothers, brothers who are ten thousand times higher than friends." ”

Sure enough, it's a young man in the second middle school, and he always thinks that the shouting brother is very great, presumably this kind of brother was killed, avenging the blood of the brother, fighting 500 rounds with the enemy, being slashed 999 times by the enemy, life and death hanging by a thread, and finally fighting back in a desperate situation, killing the touching scene of the enemy's big boss, you have thought about it countless times in your mind.

The young master of the White Tiger Gang waved his hand, and a large number of his subordinates poured in. Surrender, you are surrounded.

Yue Lingshan laughed, I sometimes really wonder what the difference between Secondary 2 and SB is.

The young master of the White Tiger Gang was the first to hang.

I thought it was filming, the distance was so close, I didn't cut the enemy's boss first, I had to fight with the enemy's subordinates for a long time, and then the enemy's boss enjoyed the fight while indifferently drinking wine?

The young master of the White Tiger Gang paid the price of his life for his second second.

Bang bang bang!

The White Tiger Gang is all hanging.

When the police arrived, Yue Lingshan had already boarded a plane to the United States.

After the Golden Dragon Gang was wiped out, the White Tiger Gang was wiped out, how could the Thai police have the kung fu to care who was the murderer, and dividing up the property of the two gangs was the most urgent matter.

A month later, all the oil and water were in the bag, and the police finally had time to investigate the murderer, and after another week, the police finally figured out who the person who killed the White Tiger Gang in the café was. It seems that you can't do things too much, dogs jump over the wall in a hurry, and people are in a hurry. Little White Flower brutally killed the famous White Tiger Gang.

As for solving the case and investigating the information of the police, Yue Lingshan has already been in the United States for a long time.

Do I need to notify the international police of the extradition?

Whoever has the time to take care of that idle matter, anyway, the White Tiger Gang is all wiped out, and there is no defendant, so let this case stay in the archives forever. Of course, if there is a certain boring boss who must ensure the detection rate of the case, then, with so many gangsters on the street and so many gangsters in the prison, they can always find someone to carry it, and by the way, they will carry the case of the Golden Dragon Gang together.

A few years later, my best friend called Yue Lingshan, do you have time to go shopping in Paris, and the new style comes out this winter.

Yue Lingshan despised it, she didn't have time, she was doing experiments.

My best friend hung up the phone and sighed, it's really a rich person who doesn't know how to enjoy it, it's too boring. Like her, sunbathing on a yacht and listening to the sound of the waves is so pleasant. As for the domineering president gangster, he is sick, who remembers those shallow middle two madmen who can only deceive little girls.