Chapter 114: The Show Broadcasts!

"Brother Tang, how is your situation there?" In the toilet, Tang and Shaoyang, two brothers and sisters, were caring for each other.

"Alas. I'm hiding in the toilet now, what's going on outside. I don't know! Tang replied.

"I'm also staying in the toilet, I already feel that it's quiet outside, Brother Tang, please help me burn some paper money today next year!"

"Don't worry! Brothers! Not to mention paper money, three-story small western-style buildings, Bugatti sports cars, you can choose, what is missing below, drag a dream to my brother, and my brother will burn it to you. It's really not good, brother can burn the same style of Su Wei for you! ”

“…… Yes! What to do! What to do! I don't dare to go out!! ”

"Brother, go in peace!"

"Brother Tang, little brother on Huangquan Road, I'll take the first step!"

"Brother Xian, rest assured!! I'll be there! ”

When Tang and Shao Yang were entangled in the toilet, several actors in the show were also discussing the two. A group of netizens also stared at the TV screen with their eyes wide open, for fear of missing a shot.

"Hey! I'll just say it, the relationship between Tang and Shaoyang is very good, otherwise it would be impossible to play like this! ”

"Don't say it, this Shaoyang can also be!"

"The 22-year-old young director is still the assistant director of "Cold Night and Cold City", and this qualification is also okay!"

"It seems that Tang Ren is only 23 years old this year, right?"

"Well, didn't Liu Tianwang say it, the two are one year apart, tsk, the combination of these two has a bright future!"

"Ahh Stop bragging! I want to see dancing! Why hasn't it come out yet! ”

"Wait online!"

"I'm in a hurry!!"

At this time, the lights suddenly dimmed, and the pupils of the audience in front of the TV and the computer shrank, "It's coming!" ”

When the music plays, I see a sudden change in the picture, take a break, and it will be more exciting after the advertisement!

"Grass!"

"Paralysis!"

"Fuck you uncle!"

"Guang your sister!"

“**!”

"Despicable shì you!"

"Madan!"

"you paralysis!"

Countless people were so confused by this advertisement that they almost didn't smash their TVs and computers!!

"Labor pants are off, you show me an advertisement!"

"It's not good when you enter the advertisement, you have to enter at this time!"

"you paralysis! Just know there will be ads! ”

"It's so cheap!!"

"Madan! Can you charge a membership without advertising? ”

"Ahh Yes!! Yes!! ”

"For striptease! Labor and Management !! ”

So a very strange situation appeared, usually when people encounter advertisements, they go directly to other stations to watch other programs for a while, and so they feel that the time is almost up, and they are transferred to the original station to watch the program, and now almost everyone watches the people of Beijing TV again, no one changes the channel, and everyone is afraid that one will accidentally miss the wonderful shot.

The ten-minute ad passed quickly in the anxious waits of the audience. The show continues to begin. Everyone stared at the screen with wide eyes.

As soon as the lights dimmed, I only saw Tang and Shao Yang wearing windbreakers, wigs, and heavy makeup, especially the towering breasts, which made people even more stunned!

The world was quiet, and for a while the people in front of the TV fell into a strange atmosphere, and then the nuclear bomb exploded!!

"it!! it!! it!! ”

"Hahaha! Hahaha!! Hahahaha!! Groove !! it!! ”

"Ahhh Ahaha!! ”

"Hahaha! it! This,,ahem......"

"Poof...... OMG! ”

"Oh buy karma! This ......"

"My eyes! My eyes! My eyes! ”

"It's so ugly!! Oops!! it! ”

"Oh my god, this makeup, this boobs!!"

The show continued, Tang and Shao Yang flew a flying kiss to the screen, and then took off the windbreaker on their bodies, and as soon as the two of them appeared on the stage, another atomic bomb exploded in the sea of people!

"Hahahaha!!"

"Hahahaha!! Oops!! it! ”

"Hahahaha,! My belly! Oops! it! ”

"! Whip! Nurse uniform! ”

"I'm wearing this dress too!"

"Poof...... Ahem, cough, cough. ”

"OMG!! This ......"

"Hahaha! My eyes! ”

The dance continued, and I saw the two of them scratching their heads on the stage, and the Tang people also whipped Shao Yang a few times with a whip from time to time, and Shao Yang also let out a coquettish pant very cooperatively. If two sexy girls came to perform, it would definitely make the audience's blood boil, but now the two men on the stage are extremely ugly men with makeup. The audience is going crazy!

"OMG! This is the queen and the nurse! ”

"Damn, he's still panting!!"

"My eyes, my eyes!"

"Male god! Male god! Male god! What happened to you! ”

"Male god? Male nerves! ”

"Wow! These two are so hard! ”

"It's so hard!!"

The dance between Tang and Shao Yang was only three or four minutes, and it passed quickly, after the two of them stepped down from the stage. All the audience felt relieved, and even felt that the world was a little better, and the two of them were really ugly with makeup.

"Whew! Finally the jump! ”

"Why do I obviously watch it so energetically, why do I feel relieved when they get off the stage?"

"You have it too! Me too! ”

"What a coincidence! Me too! ”

At this time, someone silently said: "That's because they're too ugly!" ”

“……”

“……”

"It's so ugly!"

"Indeed, these two makeup makeup is really ......"

"This makeup artist has a grudge against the two of them!"

"I think so!"

The Tang people stayed in the toilet for a long time, until Liu Xiang came and knocked on the toilet door: "Hey! Good out! It's over! ”

Only then did the Tang people come out of the toilet stupidly.

"Hehe......" Tang Ren scratched his head a little embarrassed.

"I can't see it! You're pretty good at playing! Liu Xiang looked at Tang Ren with a strange expression.

"Huh...... It's okay, it's okay! The old man blushed.

Liu Xiang looked at Tang Ren in a daze, and was silent for a long time. To be honest, Liu Xiang didn't expect the Tang people to play so big, you said that dancing is okay, you still wear makeup, makeup, you still wear makeup, you still dress up as a woman, you still dress up as a woman, you still pretend to be so ugly, it simply refreshes Liu Xiang's three views.

Tang Ren was furious by her, and said, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?" ”

"Ahh Oh! Liu Xiang was reminded by Tang Ren and nodded.

Back in front of the TV, Tang Ren sighed helplessly: "Alas. ”

At the same time, at home in a certain community in SH, Shao Yang was wailing in the toilet!

"Mom!! I was wrong! I was really wrong! You spare me!! ”

"You little rabbit cub, you come out for me, the old lady can't kill you!!" A middle-aged woman is holding a slipper and yelling at the bathroom.

"Third sister, forget it, Yangyang is also for the effect of the show!" A woman is persuading a middle-aged woman.

Not far away, a group of people in the living room looked at the scene in front of them with strange expressions, they didn't expect that their nephews and nephews would perform such a "special" performance!

"Little Red Guy!! Nong out to cut down! If you send it out, you won't come out for the rest of your life! "The middle-aged woman is angry in Shanghainese and Mandarin! It can be seen that he is not lightly angry!

"Mom! Don't blame me! It's all a bad idea from that Tang man! I'm innocent!! You have to trust me! "Shao Yang decisively shook the pot! He knows his wife's temper, and if he goes out now, he will definitely die! If you kill him, you can't get out!

"If he comes up with an idea, you will jump when he comes out! You don't even need to jump, you still wear makeup, you wear makeup, you still dress up as a woman, you still wear a nurse's uniform, you wear a nurse's uniform! You're still gasping! You're still gasping! You. You. You come out for me! The middle-aged woman became angrier and angrier, knocking on the bathroom door.

"I don't!"

"You, you come out for me!"

"I don't!"

"You can't get out?"

"I don't!"

"Okay! You don't come out, do you? Dad! Help the handle, lift the table over, and block the door! He's not gasping! Let him catch his breath inside!! ”