132 Day of the Earth's blackout in 2008

Outside the window, Helen. Large photographs of Professor Benson are all over the place. This is the heroine who saves the planet, without whom the planet would be destroyed.

Yue Lingshan despises American heroes who have always been middle-2 brain-dead.

As the president of the United States, Yue Lingshan made a televised speech, Professor Helen, the great hero of mankind, is simply an anti-human earth ball-rape, everyone should not be deceived by her.

There was an uproar among American citizens, and more than 100 people gathered around the gates of the White House to demonstrate.

Who on the whole planet doesn't know that it was Dr. Helen who moved the aliens, which made the aliens terminate their plan to destroy humanity.

This is not Clark Kent, not Tony Stark, this is the living superhero who truly saved the entire planet's 7 billion humanity.

Yue Lingshan, who was helpless in a safe underground base at the time of a human disaster, actually openly insulted the superhero who risked his life to save all mankind, it was simply shameless!

N lawyers immediately issued a statement demanding that Yue Lingshan be prosecuted for defamation.

What about the president of the United States, everyone is equal under the law.

Reporters are crazy about interviewing Yue Lingshan, and the whole world despises you, do you have anything to say?

Yue Lingshan smiled, there are many White House officials who are trying to dissuade me, Professor Helen is already the idol of all mankind, and he must not touch it, otherwise he will be ruined, maybe now the parliamentary bill to impeach me is already on the way. But what about that? Are the 7 billion people on the planet going to be deceived by a shameful Earth globe traitor? I am willing to have an open debate with Professor Helen, and I don't know if she dares or not.

Reporters commented that the US president is too arrogant, and if he loses the case, he will probably step down.

Yue Lingshan is so confident? Is there really an inside story? Human beings all over the world demand open debate, the truth is not clear, if Yue Lingshan is pure nonsense, saliva will drown her.

Professor Helen had to accept.

The debate was broadcast live to the world, with 7 billion people watching.

The host didn't talk nonsense, and opened directly. Today's scene is too big, if you say the wrong thing, there is no guarantee that there will be no crazy professor fans hacking him to death.

Yue Lingshan said: "Professor Helen, the Minister of Defense asked you to inject the aliens with a confession potion, what did you inject the aliens?" ”

Professor Helen was calm: "I think the alien came with peace, he came to save us, we shouldn't have injected him with drugs." ”

Yue Lingshan reminded: "If you want to issue an alien human rights declaration, you have a chance, now, please tell me directly, what did you inject the aliens?" ”

"Saline."

"Do you know what that means?"

"Aliens bring peace ......"

Yue Lingshan scolded angrily: "You are not an alien, you have never seen this alien, you have never been in contact with an alien, how do you know that he brings peace, not destruction?" Is it because he's handsome? If he looked like an orc and Godzilla, would you think he was bringing destruction? At the most important moment when humanity may face an alien invasion, you did not oppose the order of the Minister of Defense to inject the confession potion, and even took the initiative to ask for its implementation, in order to protect an alien from the influence of the confession potion, and avoid telling the true purpose of the invasion of the earth? ”

The moderator interjected vigorously: "At least in carrying out the orders of the Minister of Defense, Professor Helen is breaking the law. "The Secretary of Defense represents the state, and this is an order of the state, an order of the army, and an order of the American people.

At least 1 billion earthlings suddenly began to wonder if Professor Helen was the hero who saved the earth, and at such a moment, she was so bad that she didn't care about the consequences.

Professor Helen exclaimed, "It turns out that the aliens are here to save humanity." ”

Yue Lingshan stared deeply at Professor Helen: "No, you are wrong, it turns out that aliens are here to destroy mankind." ”

There is no need to refute this sentence at all, the facts are in front of us, the mission of the aliens is to destroy humanity, and they have carried out the mission of destroying humanity.

"Just because you didn't inject the aliens with the confession potion, humanity lost the opportunity to get the aliens' plan to destroy humanity. The aliens thus avoided a drug coma, and took advantage of this opportunity to take control of the other humans, escaped from the custody cell, and pressed the button to destroy humanity. ”

The moderator asked, "Professor Helen, how much responsibility do you think you should bear if humanity were to be destroyed because of this?" ”

Professor Helen retorted: "Aliens are destroying humanity because humans are destroying the earth, and the earth has a rare environment in the universe that can support life. ”

"Nonsense." Yue Lingshan smiled, "The earth is only pregnant with carbon-based life, do you think that there is only carbon-based life in the universe?" The little bug that almost killed a human being, is it carbon-based life or silicon-based life? What kind of life is that alien?

What exactly is your education? I've heard of life sciences, biological sciences, microbiology, what is that space microbiology thing? What is the difference between microbiology and microbiology? So far, the existence of microorganisms in space is only a hypothesis, which school has such a course? What exactly do you do as a professor of research space microbiology? Is your daily work just in a daze? Are the courses you teach all fantasy and bragging? How much benefit did the principal of Princeton take to give you a subject that has no theoretical value at all and practical value? ”

The host reminded: "This is a life attack. "It's late, the phone of the president of Princeton University has already been blown up, why add the word space in front of microbiology, just to raise the salary of a beautiful professor?

"Humanity is destroying the planet, humanity is destroying the balance of the environment, the planet is no longer able to afford it, it is dying, we must stop destroying the environment...... Professor Helen appealed.

"I must remind you that humanity occupies only less than 29% of the Earth's surface area, and no more than 10% of the polluted land environment, and you think that with 2.9% pollution, the Earth will be destroyed? What does the destruction of the earth mean? Explode? Into the Ice Age forever? Is the planet warming?

As long as the earth does not explode, the consequences of any human environmental pollution are all the destruction of human beings themselves, and they have nothing to do with the earth? Environmental pollution destroys human beings, not the earth! ”

"If we continue to pollute the environment, the earth will become Mars, with no soil, no air, no water." Professor Helen pointed out the serious consequences.

"Have you ever studied science? Why do you take rumors as science and high-profile topics in the newspapers as science? What evidence is there for the destruction of Mars and environmental pollution? ”

The host coughed: "The topic is a bit far away, President Yue, please continue to explain why you think Professor Helen is the earth...... Uh, ball rape? ”

"Professor Helen, you thought you had seen an alien in the custody unit, why didn't you report it to the government, why did you take the alien to where he wanted to go? Don't you know that this alien must have escaped from the custody unit and the government is trying to find him? ”

"I believe he came with peace in mind, and I want him to know that there are many people on earth who are also well-intentioned, peace-loving, and willing to help any other peace-loving being," Professor Helen said. ”

"Your actions directly caused the aliens to activate the button for the destruction of the earth." Yue Lingshan said, "Didn't you consider that aliens came with a mission to destroy the earth?" ”

Professor Helen said, "Never. ”

"You're lying!" Yue Lingshan sneered.

"The U.S. Secretary of Defense told you that when two civilizations meet, the lower civilizations are destroyed, enslaved, controlled, and oppressed, and the blacks, the Indians, all the same. Isn't it the least of us to be vigilant as an inferior civilization, as a weak civilization?

You hear aliens say with your own ears that the Earth does not belong to humans. Isn't that enough to show that the aliens are malicious? Is it only to say bluntly that it is malicious to kill the earthlings and occupy the earth? What is your EQ IQ? You know that the aliens have malicious intentions towards the earth and humans, but you actively help the aliens to destroy mankind for nothing and selflessly, and you dare to say that you are not a ball traitor on the earth? ”

Professor Helen was speechless.

"Let me guess why you did that. Your husband is dead, leaving only a stepson born to his ex-wife, who is not friendly to you, and your family is on the verge of destruction. Your job is taken care of, you are despised and ostracized by your colleagues, a professor of microbiology has no experiments to do, and you are at home every day in your free time discussing how to get along with your son. Your career and family are all in shambles, and there's no way to fix it. So, you want to kill yourself. Why did you fall into such a situation when you were young and beautiful? The world is so unfair. Then you have a chance, you meet the aliens, and as long as you help the aliens, your life will change dramatically. ”

The host interjected: "Professor Helen wants to save the planet by helping aliens?" What a simple and kind woman. ”

"No, what Professor Helen thinks is that the aliens are malicious to the Earth, so help him destroy the Earth, and if the aliens are well-intentioned, then help him save the Earth.

Regardless of the alien's intentions of the former or the latter, all her difficulties are gone. If the whole earth dies together, or if she becomes a hero to save humanity, no matter which outcome it is, is it still necessary to consider the difficulties in front of you? Yue Lingshan maliciously speculated.

Helen denied: "Nonsense, I am not as despicable as you, I have a noble personality, I saved the earth, I saved mankind!" ”

"What did you use to save the planet and save humanity? Take an alien around to open the Earth-destroying device? Is this the destruction of humanity good!

Or move aliens with love? You've always claimed that the reason the aliens gave up on destroying Earth was because you kept telling them, 'We're going to change.'" Just such an empty sentence that has no actual action, no guarantee, and does not even mean that all human beings will fly to outer space, will save the earth? These aliens are so easy to deceive, too unassertive, and too fickle! Yue Lingshan laughed.

The host also laughed: "Professor Helen, say what you retorted, I'm starting to think it's easy to save the planet." ”

Professor Helen continued to be speechless.

The director is plugged into the viewer hotline.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yue Lingshan, you bastard, when you see aliens, you don't even dare to negotiate in person, you only know that you are hiding in a safe basement, but now you have come out to slander the hero who saved mankind, I want to stuff the gun into your chrysanthemum ......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Professor Helen, why the hell do you think aliens are well-intentioned, and on what basis......"

There are calls that support Helen or suspect Helen, of course, there is no support for the timid and cowardly Yue Lingshan.

The White House team sees this as a very good phenomenon and Professor Helen has lost her status as the unshakable savior of humanity.

Perhaps Yue Lingshan's position as president has been retained.

The White House team began to plan further counterattacks, and whoever made the US government at that time behave too much () and did not quickly brush up points, it was easy to collapse.

The White House team began to wonder if Yue Lingshan came forward to publicly deny Helen's identity as the savior, did she see the embarrassment of the government, so she desperately fought back? Sure enough, it's the president, he just sees far and has a lot of courage.

Host: "Whatever Professor Helen's motives were, at least she did save the planet." The savior's motive may be very watery, but the actual result is a bargain.

Yue Lingshan sneered: "I doubt this even more. ”

The host came to the spirit, which is not the same as tearing.

Yue Lingshan said: "Professor Helen betrayed the earth and betrayed mankind, but why can he sell his success, and even become a human savior? Aliens are simply cooperative, don't want to. ”

Even Professor Helen pricked up her ears.

This question is really too big, just for the sake of a mere sentence, "we will change", the destruction of the earth was terminated, which is also too child's play, how weird to look at.

"Let's start by imagining what we can change. Aliens believe that humans are polluting the environment and destroying the earth, so what can humans do?

Stop polluting?

Just kidding, we're not elementary school students writing essays, we can get high marks by writing a stop pollution, we have to think about how to achieve it.

Can we stop polluting the atmosphere? Can you use coal, gasoline without it?

No way!

The energy lifeblood of the entire earth is controlled by the oil giants and coal mining giants, can you not drive a car and ride a bicycle in the future? Or do you not use asphalt pavement, and later use gravel pavement? Or do all the machines do not use the lubricant mill and throw them away?

You don't really think that humanity can be completely free from oil and coal, do you?

The oil giants and coal mining giants have controlled the economic lifeblood of the entire planet, to the extent that any new clean energy, such as solar, wind, and nuclear power, cannot be successfully deployed.

Don't you look at the fact that there are so many wind and hydropower facilities in the Red Country, all of which have been forced to reduce or even stop generating electricity to make way for polluting thermal power generation?

Don't people all over the world know that oil and coal mines are polluting the environment? Don't you know that environmental pollution will destroy humanity? How many earthlings have come out and said that they refuse to use gasoline and use thermal power generation?

Shouting the slogan of pollution control, who wouldn't? ”

The host is a little strange, President Yue is too excited, the earth's environmental pollution, not only oil and coal, but also more chemical pollution.

Professor Helen fought back: "Then why not stop these polluting businesses?" ”

Yue Lingshan sneered: "Just look at the stocks, oil stocks have risen to the sky, this is the choice of the general public!" ”

The host received the director's instructions and immediately pulled back the topic, the audience wanted to see aliens, and it was the Earth Ball Rape.

The host hurriedly cut back to the topic: "President Yue, do you think the aliens destroying the earth is a suspicious action?" ”

"I have just said that in 50 years, it is absolutely impossible for the earth to get rid of the influence of oil and coal, and environmental pollution will continue, so why do aliens suddenly think that an empty phrase of 'we will change' and generously let human beings go? This can be the same as the aliens have always shown that 'the earth is there, and the humans are dead; Human beings are here, and the earth and human beings die together' firm stance is different. ”

Everyone wants to know.

"Because the aliens don't want to destroy the earth at all, what earth is not earthling, what earth can give birth to life is precious, what destroys human beings, what worms in the sky, all are lies." Yue Lingshan cut through the ironclad way.

"Impossible! I saw it with my own eyes. Professor Helen exclaimed.

The moderator supported Professor Helen, how could the bugs seen by humans all over the earth be fake.

"Aliens know the earth, aliens know the culture, technology, and society of the earth well, aliens know that the United Nations conference is nearby, and aliens know that the US Secretary of Defense cannot represent all mankind, so why don't this alien envoy who has always hoped to communicate face-to-face with the leaders of all countries on the earth before destroying the earth, and who is full of diplomatic spirit, not directly contact the leaders of other countries after leaving the custody room? The UN building is there!

If it has already been decided that there is no need to meet and negotiate with the leaders of the countries of the earth, then why swagger about the face of a messenger who gives humanity the last chance to choose? It would be nice to simply infiltrate the earth and destroy human beings, and aliens can't do it.

Aliens say that the US Secretary of Defense cannot represent humanity, so why can Professor Helen and her stepson represent the entire human race? Why can a plan to destroy the indigenous people of the entire planet be started and terminated at will, without even a little review? Aliens have traveled thousands of light-years away, just to intimidate the earthlings, no matter how environmentally friendly, let the little bugs eat you? These aliens are too boring, aren't they? Yue Lingshan sneered.

There are different opinions for a while, and the more I think about it, the more suspicious it becomes.

"Putting aside all the unreasonable, the rest, no matter how unbelievable, is the truth.

The truth is that the aliens have not thought about destroying the Earth at all.

Regardless of whether Professor Helen asks the aliens to destroy humanity or begs the aliens to protect humanity, the result is the same, the aliens will not destroy humanity at all, and this human destruction crisis is a prank from beginning to end.

I think aliens must be very broken inside, and when they meet an earth ball traitor like Professor Helen who actively cooperates with aliens to destroy mankind, how should the script be played later? FINALLY CAUGHT PROFESSOR HELEN'S SENTENCE, 'WE CAN CHANGE', AND HURRIEDLY ENDED HAPPILY. Yue Lingshan said.

The host asked, "So, why do aliens do so many things?" ”

Yue Lingshan shrugged: "How can a low-level civilization judge the motives of a high-level civilization?" Maybe destroying humanity is just as dispensable as crushing ants to aliens, or maybe aliens are just filming a live interstellar romance and bloody ethics serial? Or just an after-school experiment for a few elementary school students, who cares about him. ”

Also watching the live broadcast, the aliens lurking on the earth kept wiping their sweat.

"However, the U.S. government, including President Yue, has performed so badly in the alien crisis, and there are so many mistakes that it is unbearable to witness." The host turned his gun.

The White House officials are angry, and they have finally smeared the savior, Professor Helen, and saved a little bit of government prestige.

Yue Lingshan nodded: "I'm also disappointed, Madam Minister of Defense is a stupid pig!" It is indeed extremely undesirable to let the military be in power. ”

The host laughed: "I think Madam Secretary of Defense is also watching the live broadcast now. ”

"So what? Isn't she watching the live broadcast, isn't she a stupid pig? Yue Lingshan was surprised.

"I asked a surgeon to pick up bullets for the aliens, but I was only wearing an ordinary surgical gown, and during the operation, the surgeon even took off the mask and reported the situation while operating; The alien nursing bed is actually a plastic film nursing cover commonly used in hospitals; A room is only 10 square in size, with tool lamps, shelves, and desks, like a nursing room in a warehouse or tool room; Two space microbiology experts, who are neither doctors nor guards, wear a white coat and care indifferently; There was only one nonchalant clerk during the interrogation......

The people involved in all this don't have any bacterial awareness, virus awareness, and biochemical awareness? Didn't it ever take into account that aliens might have deadly microbes? Could it be that the U.S. government is so poor that it doesn't even have a biochemical isolation room?

Everything in the whole process is not as professional and serious as the FBI's handling of serial murderers.

Poor Madam Minister of Defense, didn't you think at all to find a few real experts to deal with?

With such a lack of scientific knowledge, lack of rigorous attitude, lack of detail control, and lack of team awareness, he can still serve as the US Secretary of Defense, God bless the United States, no country will attack the United States, otherwise the United States will perish. ”

The planet has changed a lot because of this debate.

Oil stocks and coal stocks have plummeted 90%, and clean energy stocks have risen 1,000%, although there is no way to deal with a lot of environmental pollution immediately, at least air pollution will improve.

The oil giant and the coal mining giant went bankrupt overnight.

"Kill Yue Lingshan, get angry!" A certain oil giant gritted its teeth.

"Not now, the FBI is checking our old bottom every day, and we must not show flaws." The rest of the oil giants admonished, "Everything is only temporary, and I don't believe that the earth can do without oil." "Counting on clean energy to power the entire planet? Wait at least another 50 years.

Professor Helen lost his job at the University of Princeton, and Professor Helen's globe ball traitor hat was so big that even environmental groups did not dare to continue to jump out and pretend to be brainless. But there are still many people who firmly support her, but it seems that there are only a few hundred thousand people, and most of them are low-level people with low education, low status and low salary. These people stubbornly believe that it was Professor Helen who saved mankind, and maybe one day in the future, aliens will come to Earth again, and seeing the earthlings treat Professor Helen like this, maybe the earthlings will really perish.

Yue Lingshan was dismissive of this, what was the difference between this and kneeling and praying for life? She would rather die standing up.

But Yue Lingshan is not against these people currying favor with aliens, it is really time for the human race to perish, and it is better to have soft bones to beg for mercy and continue to continue the race.

Professor Helen reflected deeply, thinking that she definitely did not have the idea of dragging humans to die together, she was at most naΓ―ve, Yue Lingshan slandered her reputation, and she wanted to sue Yue Lingshan.

The lawyer who was originally willing to fight an honorary lawsuit for her for free sneered, don't be funny, now the whole world knows that you are a ball rape, and you can't win no matter how you fight.

The US Secretary of Defense stepped down. According to inside information, the military is considering whether to send her to a court-martial. The military bigwigs are furious, and now the whole world knows that the US military bigwigs are all idiots with empty brains, and they want to hire a scientist to make amends, but the scientists avoid them, lest they get involved with the US military. Just because of this situation, I really want the Minister of Defense to learn from the Japanese seppuku.

The White House presidential aides were very worried, so they carefully consulted their legal advisers, did President Yue violate the stock (insider) trading law by shorting oil stocks and futures before his speech, and frantically long solar energy? It is really unreassuring to have a president who has a far-sighted plan and is bent on getting into the eyes of money, and does not hesitate to talk nonsense and pretend to be an idiot to slander oil companies at a time when 7 billion people are currently in the eye.

It is a good thing that legal experts wipe their sweat, and President Yue is very economically minded, but regardless of whether this matter is illegal or not, it is better not to let the people know, otherwise neither the oil giants nor the military giants will let go of such a good opportunity.

"President Yue, have you really decided to invest in a private biochemical laboratory?" A scientist was overjoyed that if this latest biochemistry laboratory was built, there would be many topics that could be further studied.

"Of course, human beings were almost killed by alien bugs, and if you don't hurry up to study and understand, who knows if tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, human beings will be destroyed." Yue Lingshan said.

"Isn't there a problem with the funds? This is not just about building a house, it also requires a lot of equipment, a lot of experimental materials, and a lot of excellent scientific researchers. A certain scientist said seriously, he was really afraid that this president, like the secretary of defense, thought that biochemical research was to measure the heartbeat in a garage.

"Don't worry, the funds I have prepared are enough to keep this laboratory running for 100 years." Yue Lingshan calmed down, "Believe me, in some areas of biochemical research, I am more professional than you. ”