"So, what's the girl's name?"

Everyone else said that, and if Lu Xuan didn't ask the names of other girls, it would be a little rude.

"Guess." The female traffic policeman replied very playfully, as if she saw where Lu Xuan was eating with relish, and she couldn't bear the temptation of food, so she grabbed a lamb skewer and stuffed it into her mouth.

Lu Xuan: "......"

Isn't this a human play?

If he could guess the girl's name, would he still have to ask what the name was?

"Can't guess." Lu Xuan rolled his eyes and said angrily.

If it were a man he didn't know and behaved so annoyingly, Lu Xuan might have smashed all the lamb skewers in front of him.

Damn, it's so annoying.

Where is this to chat with people, where is this to invite people to dinner, it is obviously to call others over, and have a good time teasing and teasing!

"You haven't guessed yet,

How can you say that you can't guess? The female traffic policeman held her chin with her left hand, looked at Lu Xuan opposite with her eyes, and held the mutton skewer to her mouth with her right hand, biting one bite at a time.

No, her way of eating is no longer a bite, but almost no different from licking, and the meat that comes out of each bite with her teeth may not be as big as a fly.

It seems that the female traffic policeman was killed by herself, and asked the waiter to deliberately add so many chili peppers, and if she gulped it, it would make her whole throat feel hot.

Realizing that it is spicy, she will definitely not take a big gulp, so she will be embarrassed to show herself in the face and let Lu Xuan on the other side see the joke.

"Well deserved!"

Seeing the female traffic policeman's way of eating, Lu Xuan immediately knew that she was afraid of spicy so she didn't dare to eat it, remembering the scene where she asked the waiter to add chili peppers to trick herself, Lu Xuan muttered secretly in her heart.

If you don't die, you won't die, the female traffic policeman at this time really responded to that sentence!

"I just met you, how do you tell me to guess?" Lu Xuan glanced at the female traffic policeman, and said angrily: "You can't run to the street to meet you, just pull someone and tell others to guess who I am, right?" Doesn't that make others think of them as neurotics? ”

"So you mean I'm insane?" The female traffic policeman's cherry mouth was upturned, her big eyes stared at Lu Xuan, and she asked in a slightly unhappy tone.

Lu Xuan was speechless, he couldn't understand what strange things the girl on the other side was in her head, why was it always incomprehensible?

"That's what you think, I didn't say that." Lu Xuan glanced at her helplessly and said.

I thought to myself, if anyone marries the woman in front of him as a wife in the future, it will definitely be a headache, right?

"Obviously, I don't dare to admit it." The female traffic policeman still maintains such a posture of holding her chin, and the pink cherry lips that have been oily by the mutton skewers look even more delicate at the moment, like two ripe cherries.

When Lu Xuan took a closer look at this female traffic policeman, not to mention that she was actually quite beautiful, compared with the various Internet celebrities and school flowers on the current Internet, she was not inferior at all, on the contrary, she felt that she was much better looking than them.

Most of the photos exposed by Internet celebrities and major school girls on the Internet are thickened, making the original appearance a little confused, and it is even possible to become a dinosaur after removing makeup.

The female traffic policeman opposite is indeed without makeup, there is no makeup at all, and she has a real appearance.

If Lu Xuan was a beauty pageant judge, on the basis of a perfect score of ten points, she would definitely be given nine points, and Chu Luoyan would be ten points.

The female traffic policeman has a delicate goose face, and her complexion may not be very white because of the long-term experience of the traffic police, but she is a healthy pale yellow wheat color, but her skin is very silky and firm, and there is no feeling of enlarged pores.

Just by looking at it with my eyes, I am sure that if I touch the face of the female traffic policeman with my hand, it will feel very smooth and very elastic.

She is very tall, and when she walked side by side on the stairs before, she looked almost not much shorter than Lu Xuan, at least one meter seventy-five tall.

If she put on more than ten centimeters of high heels and stood side by side with Lu Xuan, it would definitely frustrate the man's self-esteem.

The figure of the female traffic police is maintained very well, concave and convex, as the reason for the long-term training of the police, the legs look very slender like two bamboo poles, and the whole gives people no excess fat, and one more point is fat, and one point less is too thin.

In addition to being beautiful and in very good shape, the most eye-catching thing about the female traffic police is probably the two/ball of cotton in front of the chest, which is at least about 36F, and the police uniform is held tightly, as if the clothes are about to be squeezed out at the next moment.

I believe that many men on the street are staring at her chest,

Maybe some men have been following for a few kilometers just to see if they will tear their clothes in the end, right?

In addition to being beautiful and in good shape, the most impressive thing about this woman is probably her temperament, with a faint sense of wealth and coercion generated by those who have been in a position for a long time, which is not at all like the atmosphere that ordinary people and a traffic police should have.

This is also the reason why Lu Xuan concluded that she was definitely not an ordinary person at the first glance when he saw the female traffic policeman.

"Huh."

Lu Xuan just smiled and didn't say much.

"You're such a dead elm pimple, and it's no fun to be with you." The female traffic policeman gently nibbled on the mutton skewers, her eyes were still looking at Lu Xuan, like a woman looking at her favorite male star, her lips squirmed lightly and said.

"And you're still inviting me to dinner?" Lu Xuan glanced at her and said.

"You mean I'm bored with myself?" The female traffic policeman said.

Lu Xuan shrugged his shoulders and said with an innocent look, and directly chose not to speak, because he found that he said that nothing was true, and the woman opposite could always respond to helpless and brainless words.

"That's right, I just invited you to eat with such a piece of wood because I was bored with myself, but who made me like you!" The female traffic policeman still maintained that nymphomaniac posture, looked at Lu Xuan with her eyes hooked, and whispered to herself.

"Ahem"

Lu Xuan had just picked up a string of lamb skewers full of red peppers and put them in his mouth, when he suddenly heard the policewoman Hua say such a shocking word, he couldn't help but control his emotions for a while, and accidentally choked on the chili sauce, and his throat immediately burned hot.

He is not afraid of spicy food, and he can fry chili peppers into green vegetables and eat them, but choking is different from normal eating. It's as if water is harmless to the human body, choking on the same half-dead.

"Ahem, cough, cough" Lu Xuan bent down and made a fuss, pulled the trash can next to the table and coughed wildly.

"Hahahaha" When the female traffic policeman saw him like this, she immediately laughed like this, and the pair of jade rabbits on her body jumped around.

"Damn, you can eat indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense, okay?" After Lu Xuan eased up a little, he wiped his mouth with a tissue, gave the female traffic policeman a fierce look, and warned in a very unhappy tone.

"How can I talk nonsense? I just like you, if I don't like you, will I invite you to dinner here? The female traffic policeman finally stopped looking at her with a gaze, but said in a very serious tone.

Listening to her words, Lu Xuan suddenly thought of a joke circulating on the Internet, saying that a certain female netizen went all the way to meet a male netizen in a different place, and the other party invited her to eat a bowl of Malatang and slept six times, so major netizens ridiculed and regarded Malatang as one of the synonyms of appointment.

Later, many men mentioned to girls whether they wanted to eat Malatang, and the other party immediately understood what it meant, of course, there were also some extreme money worshippers who would angrily reprimand: "You like sleeping with me in Malatang one night?" ”

That's right, Lu Xuan now also wants to imagine those money worshippers roaring angrily, "Why do you want to soak me in one meal?" ”

However, he is a person with a higher education and a good young man with good values, how could he say such a thing?

"Stop talking nonsense, what do I have to like you? We've only met for the first time. Lu Xuan said.

"Have you ever heard of love at first sight?" The female traffic policeman gave Lu Xuan an electric eye and said: "I fell in love with you at first sight, your stability, your reason, your reach, your talent, and your strong body, and the face that does not belong to the star, these are the reasons why I am obsessed with you." ”

Lu Xuan was speechless, he felt that he had really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes today, or he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out, otherwise how could he meet such a crazy woman?

"Whew" Lu Xuan took a deep breath, and for a while he lost the urge to continue eating, and said to the female traffic policeman with a stern expression: "I've finished what I should say, right?" If that's all said and done, then I'll go back first, I have other things to do. ”

"Hey!"

"Why are you like this? Walk away at every turn, without any emotion or humor, and not at all make a joke. ”

Seeing that Lu Xuan got up to leave, the female traffic policeman became anxious, and hurriedly shouted, "I haven't eaten a few bites, how can you accompany a girl to eat like this?" ”

"You're all right, right?" Lu Xuan finally couldn't help but scold her fiercely, and said, "You have time to joke, but I don't have time, okay?" ”

"Okay, okay, okay, I don't mean to tease you, right?" Seeing that Lu Xuan was really angry, the female traffic policeman immediately made an obedient appearance of admitting her mistake.

Seeing that there was no response, she continued to speak: "Don't you want to know my name?" I'll tell you, my surname is Song, and my name is Yuyan. ”

Lu Xuan: "......"

When did he want to know the other person's name? Obviously, she forced herself to ask.

"Song Yuyan?" Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows and muttered.

"Hmm." The female traffic policeman named Song Yuyan nodded, and deliberately made a shy appearance and said, "Of course, you can call me Yuyan or Yan'er." ”

Lu Xuan directly gave her a roll of the eyes, and then murmured meaningfully: "This Shengjing City, surnamed Song, is not ordinary!" ”

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