In this ancient times when there was no Internet, no KTV and other entertainment activities, once there was something new, it would become the focus of everyone's discussion.

"Everyone is coming to the Drunken Immortal Residence"

Ling Yun stood up from the ground, rubbed his chest and scolded in his heart: "Nima Wei big rice bucket, if you lose, find someone, the master will be right, you are making fun of the master, right?" ”

But seeing the flowers and lilies and others around him, he couldn't lose face, and he was in a dilemma for a while.

Wei Fatzi looked at the few little ladies beside Ling Yun, and immediately salivated, just like Zhu Bajie saw Fairy Chang'e's expression.

After a long time, Wei Fatzi wiped his saliva, pointed at Ling Yun and said: "Well, if you don't dare to compare, then you will dedicate all the little ladies around you to this world, but if you are not right, or one is wrong, then you will lose a little lady to this world." ”

Ling Yun was furious when he heard this, and scolded in his heart: "Nima, it is your advantage to be emotional, be a fool!" ”

Hua Lily and the others on the side were even more angry, and just as they were about to step forward, they were stopped by Ling Yun.

Ling Yun took a step forward and said, "Hmph! I don't know how many online couplets I have seen, how can it be so easy to lose? ”

Thinking of this, Ling Yun stepped forward and hugged his fists and said, "It's good to say, yes, yes, if I'm right, then what?" ”

Wei Fatzi was just about to speak, Su Shining on the side walked out, hugged his fist at Ling Yun and said, "May I ask if the son is famous?" ”

Ling Yun wanted to say yes, but when he thought that he was now under the pseudonym Yun Ling, he didn't tell the truth, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly: "I don't have any fame, I just went to a private school for a few years!" ”

When Su Shining heard this, he said, "Oh! It turned out to be a person who didn't learn countless people, look at you, Grandpa Su is not going to kill you! ”

Thinking of this, Su Shining said: "If you are right, you can do whatever you want!" ”

Ling Yun nodded and said: "If I am the last one, then you will take off a piece of clothing, and when you will take off naked, then the crab will sandwich the eggs and climb with rolling!" ”

Su Shining was not angry, but nodded and said, "Okay, Su promised you." Since Brother Tai said crabs, then Su Mou came out of the couplet: the crabs came ashore, rampant and domineering, and there was no one in sight. ”

"Damn, yes, yes, and swearing, Nima let the master think about it!" Ling Yun fell into deep thought.

The surrounding diners, Lin Shiyin and the others were also worried when they saw Ling Yun's expression.

Some diners even said directly: "Su Caizi is not simple"

Before he finished speaking, he only heard Ling Yun say: "Yes, listen well: spiders hang on beams, attract bees and butterflies, and humiliate the economy." ”

This is good, Ling Yun immediately put Su Shining in the same category as a person like Wei Fatzi.

"Good"

Everyone heard that Ling Yun was extremely neat, and they also scolded Su Shining back, clapping their hands and applauding.

Su Shining was stunned for a moment, looked at Wei Fatzi, and was just about to ask the question again, when Ling Yun interrupted Su Shining's words and said, "Don't mind, let's say it, take off a piece of clothing for the last one, and want to play tricks!" If you want to play tricks, you won't play! ”

When Wei Fatzi heard this, he hurriedly said: "Hurry up and take it off, if he doesn't play, this son will play with you tonight!" ”

"Hahaha"

When they heard this, the crowd burst into laughter.

In desperation, Su Shining took off the cloak that he was shining on his back, threw it on the table, looked at the grains on the table and said, "Which of these mongrels is Mr. Rice, Corn, Wheat, and Millet?" (secretly scolding Ling Yun for being a mongrel)

After listening to this, Ling Yun said in his heart: "Is the dog day eating the scales and iron, and you want to scold Lao Tzu?" Since that's the case, don't blame Lao Tzu for being ruthless. ”

Thinking of this, Ling Yun took a step forward and leaned in front of Su Shining and said loudly: "There are many scriptures in the Spring and Autumn Period, why bother asking Lao Tzu. (Meaning I'm your Lao Tzu)

Hearing this, Su Shining looked at Wei Fatzi with a bitter face, and after seeing Wei Fatzi's gloomy face, he consciously untied a belt from his waist and threw it on the table.

Su Shining looked at Ling Yun and gritted his teeth and said, "How can a pig's head be born without measuring its own strength. ”

Ling Yun didn't think about it: "How can the dog's mouth ever come out of ivory, and its original form is exposed." ”

"Good"

The more people gathered together, and began to cheer and cheer.

Su Shining was also very simple, this time he didn't look at Wei Fatzi, and directly took off his scholar's robe, and some of the women present also blocked their eyes with their hands and didn't dare to look at it again.

What is unthinkable is that Su Shining is still wearing a silk short coat inside, and with a big belt around his waist, he looks like a practitioner.

Su Shining stared at Ling Yun angrily and said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven (forget eight)"

Ling Yun said with a look of a hanger: "Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty (shameless)." ”

After scolding for a long time, Su Shining was angry and bullfighting, and felt that Ling Yun was more shameless than him, so he stopped scolding Ling Yun, and after taking off his clothes, he glanced around.

At this time, I saw a father and daughter singing in the Drunken Immortal Residence, a teenage little Lori, and a forty-something, slightly emaciated man squeezed into the crowd, the girl held the pipa in her arms, her eyes flashed and stared at Ling Yun and Su Shining, and the peach blossoms bloomed in her eyes.

Su Shining looked at the pipa in Xiao Lori's hand and said: "Qin Se pipa, eight kings, the king is on top"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Ling Yun proudly, looking like he was winning.

Ling Yunxin said: "It's so simple, it will be difficult for you in a while!" ”

Ling Yun turned to look at the four guards beside Wei Fatzi and said, "Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts and ghosts." ”

"What a Charm"

After the people on the field coaxed, when Su Shining took off only one shirt, Ling Yun interrupted Su Shining's words and said: "Su Gongzi, you make the question every time, why don't you come with me this time!" ”

Su Shining glared at Ling Yun angrily and said, "Okay, you come to the question, let's see what kind of talent you have as a person who has only studied private school for a few days!" ”

Ling Yun smiled slightly: "Listen, my uplink is: the sun is in the east, the moon is in the west, and the word "Ming" is generated in the sky."

Hearing that Ling Yun came out with a spelling couplet, and it was still taken from the Ming Dynasty of the Ming Dynasty, this can't be messed up, if it's not right, I'm afraid I'll be imprisoned, so everyone, including Su Shining, fell into deep thought.

Ling Yun looked at everyone's expressions and smiled slightly: "Howling and choking"

When everyone heard this, they all discussed: "Damn, this is even more absolutely all taken from the mouth to the side, if you can't find the same side of the word to be right, then you will lose"

"yes, yes"

Before the crowd could finish speaking, Ling Yun continued: "Smoke lock pond willow"

"I'm still there"

That Lingyun ignored the crowd and continued: "Every inch of land is the temple, and the poem next to the temple says: Mingyue sends the monk back to the ancient temple." ”

"My little heart, the absolute real number of the ages is rare, but now this young man has four couplets, and each couplet is profound, the artistic conception is long, just take the last couplet: (inch of land for the temple, the temple next to the poem, the poem said: The bright moon sent the monk back to the ancient temple. Let's say, in the next ten years of hard study, it is difficult to make this couplet! ”

"What? Absolutely? How is this possible?"

Under the gossip of everyone, Su Shining frowned, pondered for a long time, and finally sighed and prepared to take off his clothes.

Ling Yun hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Su Gongzi doesn't need to be like this, everyone is just learning from each other, why don't Su Gongzi go back and think slowly, and hang these couplets in the Drunken Immortal Residence, whether it is Su Gongzi or anyone, can you fill it in at any time?" ”

After listening to Ling Yun's words, Su Shining shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Brother Tai is a great talent, I admire it, but I'm afraid it's not easy for this couplet to come up with a couplet." ”

At this time, the shopkeeper took the pen and paper, put it on the table and said: "The pen and ink have been brought, I don't know which son wrote it, and the villain hung the couplet earlier?" ”

In fact, the shopkeeper is also a smart person, once the four pairs of absolute Shanglian hang out, not to mention Beijing, I am afraid that the literati and artists of the seventy-three provinces in the south and north of the Ming Dynasty will come here, at that time, if these people are all in his shop, wouldn't it be a lot of money.

Ling Yun looked at Su Shining, raised his hand and said, "It's better to let Brother Su write it."

Su Shining hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Alas, how can it be embarrassing to be defeated under the next hand, or brother Tai will fill in the upper link, and wait for the next link to come out and fill it out." ”

Ling Yun didn't push back, and wrote down a few couplets in neat block letters.

Aside from how the shopkeeper hung the couplet, he said that Wei Fatzi, who had been watching for a long time, hated a toothache at the moment, a lung pain, and in short, a pain all over his body, and thought that he was full of confidence and could win back the little lady beside Ling Yun, but now it is, painting a tiger is not an anti-dog, and he is embarrassed to throw it to his grandmother's house, not only did he not get the delicate little lady, but it increased Ling Yun's arrogance.

Wei Fatzi didn't think about forcibly taking away a few little ladies, but he was obviously a rice bucket, and he always regarded himself as a scholar, and he liked to play literature, seeing that the cooked duck flew again, Wei Fatzi got up and flicked his robe sleeves, and left the drunken immortal residence with a few of his entourage

When everyone should leave, eat and eat, and when the drunken immortal residence returned to tranquility again, Ling Yun turned around and looked, only to see that the four couplets had been hung, and the shopkeeper also noted that if anyone could fill in the upper and lower couplets, each couplet would be rewarded with fifty taels of silver.

Ling Yun looked at the hanging couplet and said, "Damn, this shopkeeper will really make money!" ”

When Ling Yun was secretly thinking to himself, the little Lori who was singing in the Drunken Immortal House knelt down in front of Ling Yun and said: "Childe is talented, the little woman dares to ask Childe to fill in a poem for the little woman, so that she can have food and clothing." ”

Ling Yun was also slightly stunned, took two steps back and said, "Nima! How can I write poems and lyrics! Isn't that embarrassing me? ”

But in the blink of an eye, when Ling Yun looked at Hua Lily and the others, he saw everyone looking at him with adoring eyes, in order not to lose face in front of several beauties, he immediately felt like a pig urine bubble that was blown up and pricked with a needle, and immediately wilted, and said with a sad expression: "Okay, okay!" Get up! Promised! ”

Ling Yun put his hands behind his back and pondered for a long time before he secretly sighed and said, "Forget it, my great poets, I'm sorry!" Jianghu emergency, first pirate your poems and use them! ”

Thinking of this, Ling Yun wrote out the Qihuai of the great poet Huang Jingren of the Qing Dynasty in the hands of the shopkeeper:

A few times the flowers sat down and gave a, and the red wall of the silver man looked into the distance.

It seems that this star is not last night, for whom the wind is exposed and the midnight is upset.

Lingering thoughts and pulling out the cocoon, like a sad heart peeling banana.

In March and May of three or five years, the poor glass of wine never went away.

Originally, Ling Yun couldn't make a poem to make a sad face, but everyone thought that Ling Yun would be so sad and sad when he missed someone.

After Ling Yun handed over the poems in his hand to the little Lori who was singing, he didn't say a word, pretending to be deep and walked towards the room on the second floor, he didn't want to be beaten by his master in front of so many people.

Looking at Ling Yun, who had already gone up the stairs, Hua Lily, Lin Shiyin, Yun Feiyan, and Lu Yanping all picked up their dresses and chased after them, and Hua Lily kept asking: "You say, who do you miss?" ”

And the other little ladies also gossiped: "That's it, otherwise how can you write such a sad sentence!" ”

Ling Yun couldn't explain it to a few people, so he had no choice but to go ahead with the thirty-six plans, and he ran away.

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