23, the female man reappeared

"You didn't fucking sleep all night?"

Mengmeng, the madman, slept soundly, and screamed as soon as he got up.

I was still sitting in my chair with a pistol in my hand.

Last night, he was so nervous that he almost drooped his pants, but he was asleep on the side.

Fuck, it's inhuman!

"You fucking said I almost hung up last night!"

"Hang? What's going on? ”

"What's going on? At two or three o'clock last night, another guy came, and you fucking slept there! ”

"Is there such a thing? Hah, I didn't notice. But now that I think about it, you have a point, because I remember you died around three o'clock...... I'm sorry, I was so tired yesterday that it affected my judgment. Speaking of which, Liu Tianxin doesn't necessarily want to kill you. Someone else should have killed you. But who is this person? ”

"How do I know!"

He was still squeezing toothpaste without heart and lungs, and when he was about to walk into the bathroom, he was suddenly stunned for a moment, turned his head and asked, "You really shot last night?" ”

"Could it be that this gun is just an ornament?"

"Young man, it seems that it is really just an ornament in your hand, so close, it was even missed, you see, it was just hit on the window, I really don't know how you hit the pistol!"

Depend on! Beat...... Pistol?

How can he say anything?

"Do you see which one it is?" He asked again.

"I didn't see clearly, I just showed my head, but the light was blind, and I didn't have fiery eyes, where could I see clearly?"

"That's right. It seems that we will have to be careful in the future. Damn, it's just getting started, and so many people are paying attention here. Liu Tianxin is obviously here to find you, and the person behind him must be here to kill you. If you say that, there's something wrong with you. Why is everyone suspicious of you? Did you do something I don't know about? ”

Does Lao Tzu have to explain everything he does to you?

You really think of yourself as a god!

Never mind. There's no need to fight him.

I just felt so sleepy that I wanted to get a good night's sleep and make up for the sleep I lost last night.

He brushed his teeth and said, "Go to sleep at ease, no one will come to kill you in broad daylight, but it seems that your marksmanship really needs to be improved." When we have time, we should practice our marksmanship. ”

"Where to practice? Eh, I've heard that you can touch a gun in military training. ”

"Military training is just touching a gun, we have real guns here, isn't it ten thousand times stronger than them? Don't worry, if you want to practice guns, of course, find a good place and practice well. There is no need to practice a long spear, because it is inconvenient to carry a long spear, so we can find a time to practice the pistol. ”

There is some truth to this statement. If I have good marksmanship, I will get rid of that killer last night, and I will have no worries in the future.

He went out and bought some buns and came back, divided two of me, and after eating these two buns I fell asleep. Although it is a little worrying, but the body is too tired, and I always have to sleep.

It wasn't until the afternoon that he woke me up, went to dinner, and finally recovered some. Seeing that it was still early, this kid actually pulled me to practice guns.

There must be a venue for gun training. Of course, there is no so-called gun training ground in this city, so you can only go to his base or find a place in the field. He threw me a pistol. I didn't recognize the sign anyway, so I carefully put it in my pocket, and he threw dozens of rounds of ammunition and a silencer. Then I went downstairs.

He even launched another electric car.

This electric car is a bit like the last one.

Is there a heavenly principle? How do you always have an electric car?

"Why do you always ride an electric car? Can you get a little creative? ”

"You don't have to play cards!"

"Don't tell me this one is also modified!"

"This car is absolutely original, not modified, how can there be that money always modified?"

"How many electric cars do you have?"

"Not much, but this row is all mine."

"Then why don't you just give me one?"

"No key."

“……”

"Don't look at me like that, I really threw away the keys to those electric cars. Isn't it annoying to bring a large bunch of keys? And all I need is a key. ”

"What the fuck are you ...... the fuck?"

"An artifact, an artifact, not a broken key."

"Can you really open any lock?"

"The combination lock cannot be opened."

Isn't this nonsense? I mean a keyed lock!

Well, there's no point in ripped off him.

So I had to sit in the back seat of him.

I really hope this electric car is the same as he said, and it has not been modified, otherwise it will really be unlucky to go home if it explodes halfway.

Luckily, this electric car looks like it's just the most ordinary thing. In broad daylight, the sun was very strong, and many freshmen were standing there in a military posture. The two of us are mavericks. Of course, the reason why I have such a good treatment is also because of the misty light.

If it weren't for him, I would have been standing there like all the freshmen, and then spending four years in school peacefully, and then what would my life be? Maybe get a job, or take the civil service exam or something? I guess I should be a civil servant, because he said that I would be the mayor in the future.

How could Lao Tzu be a guy who was going to become mayor, and why did he get mixed up with this madman? Mayor, he's a big man, right? Shouldn't I be calmer?

Or maybe talk less, at least be more serious in your face?

"Hey, what's that look on your face?" He asked suddenly.

"What's the expression?"

"Don't think I can't see it, there's a mirror. The whole coffin board with the same expression, what does that mean? ”

"You know what a fart, I'm the mayor's expression."

"The mayor is the one you look like you owe a million to every citizen in the city? You didn't have such an expression at that time, you were the expression of a typical corrupt official who can do something practical. ”

"What is the expression of a typical corrupt official who can do something practical?"

"You look approachable from the outside! You kid, the first time I met you, you fucking were all with me. ”

"What's homely?"

"When we first met, you asked, 'Have you eaten?' I replied, "Yes." And then you say, "Have a drink?" I said, "No, I'm going to keep my head up at all times." ”

What the fuck is this!

"I'm approachable?"

"Of course, your reputation is not bad, although everyone knows that you are a corrupt official."

I almost vomited blood.

Everyone knows that I am a corrupt official, but I don't have a bad reputation?

He continued: "Actually, you are really not a bad corrupt official. There are many officials in history who are very greedy, not all corrupt officials in the world are bad people, okay? ”

"Then tell me which corrupt official in history has a good reputation?"

"Does Kou Zhun know? The prime minister of the Song Dynasty, is his reputation enough? He's a big corrupt official. ”

Hey?

Is there really a corrupt official with such a good reputation? It seems that although I will become a corrupt official, my essence is not bad. It seems that I am indeed a good person.

The electric car came to the suburbs, but it was not far from the school.

The city is located on the plains, but there are still a few small hills. It's just estimated that in a few years, a few small hills in front of me will be bulldozed and then built into high-rise buildings. The city is a monster that will never be satisfied with the status quo, always devouring the surrounding mountains and forests, and it will never end. I can imagine that maybe in a few hundred years, all human beings will become city dwellers, and there will be no more villages, no more mountains and forests, just reinforced concrete forests everywhere.

The electric car was parked on the side of the road.

There were very few people and cars here, so no one noticed us.

There are trees on top of the hill and of course there are birds inside.

As for why he came here to practice marksmanship, Mengmeng meant this: to practice marksmanship, of course, is to find a live target, shoot dead objects or something, how boring it is; So we came to hunt birds, and there is another advantage of bird hunting, that is, if it really hits, it can also improve the food at night.

"The question is, where do we go to improve our food?"

"Anla, Anla, the birds are all there, are you still afraid that there will be no pot?"

That's just as well. It's just that I don't buy a pot for a bird, and I can't even cook rice in the dormitory, let alone stew birds!

Bird hunting is, of course, a technical job. That's when I realized that the pistol wasn't fired indiscriminately. Meng Meng only watched from the side, and even gave guidance, how to aim, how to seize the opportunity, he didn't say a word.

Well, it seems that I am on my own.

Hours passed like this, and my hands were a little numb from exhaustion. It's just that none of the bird feathers have hit.

"Now you know, right? Pistols are not used like that. ”

"Then you didn't say it earlier!"

"Would it be useful to say it earlier? You must have tried it yourself first, and then you will let go of your arrogance and learn from scratch. ”

"So how do you learn from scratch?"

"The first step, of course, is to learn not to shake your hands. So when you go back, you can go find a brick first......"

"And then a brick slams you to death?"

"Don't be so violent, okay? I mean, hold the brick flat, just like a gun, only after practicing this step, your hand will be stable! ”

Well, there's some truth to that, too.

"So what now?"

"To go back to dinner, of course. What else can be done? You don't even have bird feathers, do you still want to eat birds? ”

By the time I got back to school, it was already dark.

There are four cafeterias, which is actually quite large. We usually only eat in one cafeteria.

After eating, my hands were shaking a little.

We were sitting at the table struggling with the food on our plates, when suddenly a scent wafted by. It wasn't the smell of the food, of course, but the smell of perfume, and then a man sat down in front of me.

Meng Meng sat across from me, but he didn't lift his head, but focused on his meal.

Since it's a beauty, I can see who it is.

I turned my head slightly, and I saw that the person sitting next to me was indeed a beautiful woman, not very tall, but she was definitely a female man.

"Hey." She fed.

She wasn't on the phone, but it looked like it was supposed to be a reminder of her arrival.

It was as if she had become deaf.

He wouldn't have a ball of paper in his ears, would he?

"Hey, tell me." The woman spoke again.

"Sister, I'm listening." Meng Meng still didn't look up.

"I don't know if I looked for you all afternoon, and finally found out where you lived, where did you go in the afternoon? I don't see the figure, I heard that you are a bastard who scored 700 points, is it true? ”

"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." Meng Meng said shamelessly.

The female man was obviously a little angry. However, it is estimated that for the sake of Mengmeng saving her life last time, she did not slap the food in front of her on Mengmeng's face, but bit a piece of meat fiercely, as if she was biting Mengmeng, she said, "I asked where you went in the afternoon?" I don't know how long I've been looking for you? ”

This female man can't really be hooked, right? Why did you suddenly go to him?

"What's the thug robbing, it's been an afternoon, it's very tired, okay?"

Strike!

Fuck, this guy can say anything!

A few guys next to him, who must have been very dirty in their hearts, also squirted out the food in their mouths, but the scene was eerily quiet.

Meng Meng finally raised his head, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "Don't look at me like that, I'm sorry, it's wrong, it's him who has been robbing for an afternoon, I'm just watching from the side." ”

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