Chapter 73 Ermao picks flowers without hands, and picks emotions lingeringly

Jiang Gong does not use a line for fishing,

Fishing for 800 years of the Zhou Dynasty.

Ermao picks flowers without hands,

Pick up the commotion.

Fan Ermao lingered at his uncle's house for a few days and returned to the widow's aunt's house. When I entered the house, I saw that the leaves in the courtyard were all over the ground, and I felt desolate, and I saw that the autumn harvest was about to begin.

Fan Ermao opened the door and entered the house, and there was gray dust on the table in the room. Ermao looked around, and couldn't help but pass a faint desolation in his heart, thinking of his aunt, so he slowly walked to the place where his aunt used to sit, bounced the dust on it, sat down slowly, and then wiped off the dust on the small table in front of him, put his hands together on the table, his head slowly lowered, and put his head on his hands, his eyes looked around helplessly, and he looked up to see a landscape painting hanging on the gable in the west. Ermao looked at the landscape painting carefully, and couldn't remember when it was hung up for a while.

In the painting, the high mountains are foggy, drizzling, and a stream flows out of the depths of the valley, with twists and turns, and a small bridge crosses the stream at the winding path, and the jade girl crosses the bridge with an umbrella on the small bridge. The pond is clear where the stream is gurgling, and the fisherman is fishing by the pond, and then he looks closely and sees the fishing rod raised by the fisherman, but he does not see the fishing line sagging. Ermao looked at it carefully, but he didn't feel sleepy, and his eyes were stuck on the painting. What does it mean to secretly scold this painter in his heart? If you can't get a line or bait, what kind of fish are you catching? Ermao stood up unconsciously, walked closer, looked at it carefully, and thought: Why didn't I see that this painting was a broken painting before? Alas! Ermao sighed unconsciously, feeling a little lost.

Ermao was about to leave dejectedly, and suddenly found that the fisherman was fishing with a pole, but his eyes were squinting at the bridge, ah! Ermao slapped his head and shouted: "Hehe, I understand, this old turtle grandson is not fishing." It's watching beautiful women cross the bridge. High, the height painted by this painter, is really high. ”

After Ermao sighed, he returned to his aunt's seat, thinking about it again.

"Is there anyone at home? Ermao is back? A soprano voice came.

Ermao was thinking wildly when he suddenly heard a voice outside the door. He hurriedly stood up and walked out the door.

When she went out of the door, she was greeted by a middle-aged woman with big breasts and big buttocks, and Ermao saw that she was close to the door. "Ermao is back." This woman has a beautiful face, and said as she walked into the courtyard with Ermao.

"Ah, it's my sister-in-law. I'm back, I'm back. Fan Ermao said with a smile.

"'Less' is 'less', I am not 'less', who is your sister-in-law, called my sister." The woman smiled and said, "It's just right to come back, so I won't go into the house." No, you have a letter from the post office the day before yesterday. I took it for you, and just now I passed by your door and saw that your door was locked, and I knew that you were back, no. Letter to you. The person who came said and handed the letter in his hand to Ermao.

The woman looked at Ermao and took the letter, without any intention of leaving, and said slowly: "Where have you been going for a few days?" ”

"Sister-in-law, ah. Sister; This sister, sister, sister's screaming is not smooth, it's better to call your sister-in-law. Ermao smiled and said, "Sister-in-law." I didn't go far. I was bored at home, went out for a walk, and was delayed in the city for two days. ”

"Call sister, call sister, call sister-in-law, you take advantage of me? Just call me sister, I'm older than you, call me sister. The woman grinned again.

"Medium, medium, medium. It's called sister, it's bigger than me, and it's big circle, so it's called sister. ”

"Look, you're a widow and no one hurts, and you start to take advantage of me while talking, in the middle, your turtle grandson wants to tease me, no, today I will call a few girls to come, specifically to let you take advantage of it, tired of your turtle grandson. Hahahaha..."The woman covered her mouth and looked at Ermao with a grin.

"Oh, I don't dare, widow, widow, no clothes and no food, standing three, sitting two eggs. I'm poor, I'm a stick, whoever takes advantage of it will let me take it, don't come, and there is no one waiting for me when I come. ”

"I want you to die, now the men in our village have gone out to work, and there are idle and boring women at home. A few days ago, some people said that they wanted to find you to listen to you, and some people asked you to tell the hexagram, saying, Aunt Laifu is not at home, let Ermao calculate how many cents a man can earn when he goes out this season, but a few people think about you. ”

"Bah, babble, don't come, I'm a waste now, tell a story, right? In the past few years, I have been eating in my stomach. Fortune telling, hens without full hair lay soft eggs. ”

"It's boring to find you nonsense. Remember, when I come to you at night, I won't go into the house. As he spoke, he turned around and twisted his fat butt and walked out of the door, walking and saying: "Yes, a young man, it's not a matter of being sullen at home all the time, it's good to go out and play when you're bored, so you don't have to get bored." The woman's voice was loud and clear, and it was heard far and wide.

Fan Ermao watched the woman walk away, turned around and walked into the house, opened the envelope as he walked, sat down after entering the house, and looked at it slowly. See what is written in the letter.

Brother Ermao, listen to me, near An:

Brother Ermao, since his brother brought his mother, his mother is healthy, don't read it. Recently, my mother has often talked about my hometown in front of me and asked about my family, so I sent a letter to greet you. Have you been safe lately? What's changed in the home? How are the crops growing in the field? I hope you will reply to a letter soon, detailing the recent situation at home one by one, remember, remember, to comfort your mother's heart.

I am here as always, the work is smooth, there was a change of position some time ago, and now I am in charge of the work of the Municipal Party Committee Secretariat, the work is relatively busy, physically and mentally exhausted; But the mood is smooth, I feel that my mother has nurtured me, and I have no mother's heart, so I have to give, and the future is bright, don't think about it.

Your siblings and nephews are safe, don't read it! Greetings to Zhu Eunchen

Fan Ermao was in a good mood after watching it, and he didn't feel that he was making a little song.

Without further ado, in the evening, Ermao had dinner and cleaned up the inside and outside. As soon as his butt was on the bench, he heard the voice of a woman chattering outside the door, and the people followed the voice and arrived in the room.

The leader, of course, was the fat sister-in-law she saw in the morning, followed by three young women. Ermao took a closer look, these four women are strange wonders, fat and thin, and beautiful of four types, each leading the way. I heard the fat sister-in-law chirp and said: "Ermao, let's see what I said well, the four beauties in our village are all here, it's enough for you to use, and you are tired of your turtle grandson." Hahaha..."The woman said and laughed on her back, and her voice came from afar.

"If you are tired, you will be tired, you will be tired to the ball, and you will die in the crotch of a woman's pants, which is better than a widow." Ermao said with a grin.

"Zhong, let your turtle grandson come back to the furnace today, let you die in this crotch first, come on." The woman said and spread her legs and walked towards Ermao. Ermao saw that the woman was really walking towards him, and his frightened body was busy to the side, not wanting the bench to be crooked with his buttocks, the center of gravity of his body shifted, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden.

Now it was good, and I saw four women laughing, and the laughter filled the hut, as if it were about to burst out.

At this time, Fan Ermao sat on the ground, looked at the four women and smiled, and his heart was also happy.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, what are you doing here?" Ermao was still sitting on the ground and looked at the woman.

"What are you doing? Listen to you and get up. ”

"Oh, I've heard about the book, but in the middle, I haven't sung it for a long time, I don't know if I can still play the drum board?"

"The cooked duck can still run in the rotten pot. Let's try it, I don't dislike singing well, anyway, I'm here to relieve the boredom, and I'm singing well. ”

"Also, wait for me to bring back the storyteller, I am also saying that I want to refine the cavity, otherwise this craft will be completely forgotten, you wait, I'll go get the guy." Ermao said and got up and walked to the West House.

After a while, Ermao's guy who brought the book set up a small drum, and the four women were already sitting down, waiting for Ermao to talk about the story.

I listened to Ermao beat the door drum for a while, and pulled up his dumb throat and sang.

"The east wind blows, the drums of war beat,

Let's talk about a book hat with everyone.

I'm singing here tonight,

Sing and sing these four beauties into the heart.

If you want to ask these four beauties where to call,

The fairy of Guanghan Palace went down to the mortal dust and walked around.

If you want to say that this beautiful life is so good,

Fat and thin, rhyme, beauty, each leading the way, the beauty of the top.

Let's not show the others,

The fat table of the single table is so beautiful,

One day the Queen Mother peed jade urine,

She secretly drank several glasses of the Queen Mother's urine. …”

"Put your mother's hoop fart, you just drink the queen mother's urine, hahahaha..."

"Don't fight, don't fight, the queen mother's jade urine you say you can drink whoever you want," Ermao smiled and said to the side.

"Let your sister drink it."

"You are my sister, and you still let me call you sister today."

Several women chattered and chattered as they spoke, laughing and leaning back and forth, and laughing with joy.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I'm serious enough to give you a few paragraphs, and also refine my broken words, and review my skills. Otherwise, they will all eat and eat barely. Ermao said with a grin.

"Middle, middle, my sister is here to listen to books, people in the city have TV to watch, we don't even have electricity in this poor place, count the stars at home every day, stuffy eggs hurt, today my sister is here to find you for fun, you sing well, you will be rewarded if you sing well."

"What a reward."

"I won't tell you first, let's sing, there will be it when I sing it." The fat woman said with a mysterious grin.

"Say, don't talk or sing."

"Sing it, sing it well, if you don't sing it, you won't have any balls."

"Middle, middle, I sing well, and see what reward a few people give me. Listen..."

Ermao beat the door drum again, pulled up his dumb throat and sang.

"Tell a story, don't tell a story, compose a poem first.

Wanton mountains and rivers thunder,

The wind and rain suddenly changed the situation.

3,000 miles away from work,

Leaving aside his wife and mistakenly Chunqing.

Syllable. (To be continued......)