It was another sunny morning, and Commander Yang came to the school early in the morning. First, I drank tea and chatted with Zhao Daquan and others in the security guard duty room for a while, and only when it was time for class was about to go to class, did I lazily go to my office.

Xu Chongli had already come to his seat as Yang Yi expected, his face full of spring breeze looked like he had just won the ** lottery, and even when he was sorting out the teachings, he hummed the more trendy brainwashing divine comedy in his mouth.

"Teacher Xu is early!" When Yang Yi passed by Xu Chongli's side, his gaze swept over the other party's computer screen. However, Xu Chongli didn't turn on the computer this time, probably because it was too late to arrive shortly after.

Xu Chongli turned around and saw that it was Yang Yi, nodded and replied: "It turned out to be Teacher Yang, looking at Teacher Yang's appearance, it seems that something good has happened, right?" ”

"Where, I met a young and beautiful little girl last night and left each other's contact information." Yang Yi bragged about not making drafts, sat back in his place, and nodded Zhi Tianxiu and said: "But then again, people like us who are teachers, even if we develop a relationship, we shouldn't find someone so much younger than ourselves, right?" What's more, I feel that the other party is still a student. His remarks intentionally or unintentionally pointed out Xu Chongli's current situation, if Xu Chongli was smart enough, he should know that he was talking about himself.

However, Xu Chongli's IQ was not high originally, and he recently fell into a new 'relationship', so his IQ has basically dropped to a negative number, and he was stunned: "Teacher Yang also encountered this situation? Then he found that he had missed his mouth, and quickly changed his words: "What Mr. Yang said makes sense, but I personally think that feelings are very difficult to say." Isn't there a saying that height is not distance, and age is not a problem? As long as both parties truly love each other, it is acceptable to have a little gap between them. ”

Yang Yi sneered in his heart, but on the surface, he showed his support for Xu Chongli's words, and nodded: "Teacher Xu's words are not unreasonable, but I still think that today's children should focus on studying, after all, studying hard is their only way out in the future." ”

Xu Chongli scoffed at Yang Yi's words, according to him, he had no experience in taking nicknames on the Internet, and frowned when he heard the words: "Can you take a nickname casually?" ”

"Absolutely!" Talking about his 'expertise', Xu Chongli seemed a little excited, and said: "Except for some names that violate laws and regulations, everything else doesn't matter. However, it is better to choose a nickname that looks more elegant and is louder and easier to remember, which will give you an advantage at first sight and can also make a deeper impression on others. ”

Yang Yi thought about it and found that it seemed to be the truth, and asked casually: "I didn't expect that there are so many particularities in choosing a nickname on the Internet, may I ask Mr. Xu what is your nickname for 'Ben Xin'?" ”

"A leaf knows autumn!" Now Xu Chongli is very proud of the nickname he took at random, and it is precisely because of this that he 'attracted' Qingluan's attention to himself, and said quite proudly: "How is it?" Does it sound like a book with an elegant bookish atmosphere? I came up with this name after thinking about it for a long time, and it can be said that this is the only one that has no other branches. ”

In fact, such nicknames are a lot of grabs on any forum or chat software, but Yang Yi didn't understand these at all, and felt that what Xu Chongli said made some sense, so he nodded and said, "Then I'll also take a name that's a little easier to remember." What do you think of calling it beef noodles? ”

Xu Chongli almost laughed out loud when he heard the three words beef noodles, and forced a smile and said: "The name that Mr. Yang took is quite chic, the only thing is that it lacks a little bit of elegance." ”

Although I don't know much about computers, I still know a little bit of pinyin typing, don't pinch a few words of beef noodles and confirm them before I said lazily: "What Mr. Xu said may have some truth, but I think if a person doesn't even have to eat, what's the use of using an elegant atmosphere?" When you're hungry, I'm afraid that what comes to mind is beef noodles instead of Yiye Zhiqiu. It's just a nickname, it's easy to remember, and we don't need to waste time on it, what should we do next? ”

Xu Chongli was speechless, so he continued to instruct, pointed to the computer screen and said: "See if there is no here, move the mouse here, click here to see the people who are now using 'Ben Xin'." Feel free to add them as friends and start chatting. ”

For this kind of chat tool, Commander Yang is the first time to experience, I feel a little novel, I tried to add a person called 'duckling', and at the same time according to Xu Chongli's instructions to send a hello past, but I didn't receive a reply for half a day.

"It's okay, not everyone likes to chat that much." Xu Chongli comforted Yang Yiyi: "You can add those who are more active, or you can join some groups with common interests and hobbies." Of course, if you meet someone you're interested in, you can click on the other person's space, and maybe the other person will put a photo of their real person. I felt that I had almost taught it, and said: "The basic operation technique is like this, you need a little time to slowly understand, I won't bother you first, go to class first!" ”

After Xu Chongli left, Commander Yang put all his energy on the 'note', and according to Xu Chongli's instructions, he clumsily clicked on the option of 'people nearby', and as a result, a row of people with various strange titles came out in an uproar. Some of these people use photos of themselves, while others use photos of celebrities, but they don't look very old.

"Who should I talk to first?" Yang nodded to Zhi Tianxiu, and his eyes fell on a nickname called 'Dream Blossom', judging from the picture display, this person should be a young woman. I sent a request to add friends at the moment, and then waited for more than ten seconds, but received a rejected reply: "I'm sorry, stinky men don't add anything!" ”

I tried several times in a row, but they all ended in failure, and no one was willing to say a word to Yang Yi for more than an hour. After getting it, Commander Yang had no interest at all, threw away the mouse and leaned on the leather chair to smoke boringly.

"Toot toot!" The signal sounded, Commander Yang was in good spirits, and after clicking on the message, he found that a person named 'Bai Xue' sent a message to apply to be added as a friend, and he excitedly clicked to agree, and at the same time received a message from the other party: "Your nickname is so strange, that's why I said hello to you." ”

Commander Yang's pinyin skills are very poor, and he was in a hurry for several minutes, and reluctantly replied: "You are also strange!" At the same time, click on the other person's space and prepare to see if the other person is male or female.

What disappointed Yang Yi was that the other party's space was blank, and there was no information at all. And this person called 'Bai Xue' didn't seem to be very used to Yang Yi's way of chatting, and after replying with an 'oh', there was no follow-up.

finally had someone who was willing to chat with him, of course Yang Yi wouldn't let it go so easily, and thought for a long time before he sent a sentence: "Are you a woman?" ”

This impolite sentence usually results in people being blacklisted, but this person called 'Bai Xue' seems to be different from others, and actually replied: "Nonsense! I'm not just a woman, I'm a very beautiful woman! ”

"Then forget it!" Yang Yi just wanted to keep up with the trend of the times, and he didn't have any interest in the other party's appearance, so he replied directly and then prepared to turn off the computer and go around the school.

"What's the matter? What do you mean by that? "'Bai Xue' seemed to be a little unhappy by Yang Yi's words, and quickly replied to Yang Yi.

"With all due respect, as far as chatting goes, I personally don't like chatting with women." Yang typed out what he wanted to express word by word: "First of all, we are not friends, and we have no common interests and hobbies, and then a woman only knows new clothes, jewelry, purses, etc., what else does she know?" ”

"I can't see that you are so discriminatory against women!" 'Bai Xue' seemed to be irritated by Yang Yi's words: "What's so great about men? What can we women do worse than you men? I see that people like you can only live for a maximum of two episodes in a TV series! ”

"Forget it! I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you! Commander Yang didn't want to waste any more time on a stranger, so he didn't even have a reply, so he turned off the computer and left the office. It's still early for his class, and he doesn't want to stay in a boring office all the time.

At the same time as he turned off the computer, the girl named 'Bai Xue' on the other side of the computer suddenly saw the news that the 'beef noodles' had been offline, and she was so angry that she grabbed the new blue orange s8 next to her and smashed it to the ground, and said angrily: "Beef noodles, you bastard who discriminates against women, don't let me know who you are!" ”