Chapter 141 Don't slap your face, we're still friends

The first year of junior high school is at home, the second junior high school is at home, the third junior high school is also at home, and the fourth junior high school is still at home, Li Zhou found that he was already moldy, and stayed at home every day, and the first day of junior high school was to go to the lying palace, and then brought two burdens back, and since then, the tragic life has been out of control, you see, these two little bastards have started to eat again.

Eat to open his mouth, clothes to stretch his hand, living a life that is more palace nobles than the palace nobles, in his home, that treatment, that life, is many times better than himself, every time he sees the two of them unscrupulously ordered his wife to prepare food for them, there is a deep jealousy in his heart, and he begins to feel nothing, but when he comes to the back, he really can't help it.

That's my wife, not your wife, how can you do that?

No, they began to entangle Zhao Zhao Wanshuang and Cao Wanrong again, constantly talking sweetly, the left bite of the imperial sister-in-law you are so beautiful, the right bite of this thing is really delicious, the imperial sister-in-law how do you do it, can you make a few more, instead of teaching me how to do it, he simply used his wife as a slave, but he couldn't be angry, thinking about it, he didn't call his wife like this, he was actually preempted by his younger brothers and sisters, and he felt angry when he thought about it.

"Imperial sister-in-law, why are there so many delicious foods in your house, look at this, why haven't I seen it, and this, that, and that, they are all too delicious, even better than the dim sum I ate in the palace, ah, no, I can't eat it, it's so full." Li Dan frantically stuffed Li Zhou's pastries into his mouth, ate unscrupulously, swept away the leaves with the wind, and ate a few plates after a while, it was all silver, white flowers and shining silver.

These pastries have been prepared by Li Zhou for a long time, and he specially invited a lot of pastry chefs to come and make them exclusively, and only he has them in the entire Chang'an City, and other places have not yet appeared, which is specially made by Li Zhou in order to satisfy his appetite, and it is also to be able to make himself earn more silver, and he already has a store in Chang'an, ready to open a store at any time.

And the pastries in the house, but that's it, no more, the masters were arrested to prepare for the opening of the year after the year, making pastries, not only stealing, but also innovating, however, these have nothing to do with Li Zhou, he only needs to prepare and need to prepare, and the rest of the things are handed over to the foodie Qing'er to take care of, after Wanrong enters the door, Li Zhou no longer lets her continue to go out to work, and Wanrong is not willing to go out, after all, she is now Li Zhou's wife, and she must abide by women's morality.

Everything outside was naturally handed over to Qing'er, and Qing'er also specially came some women from the village to help and give them rich wages, of course those women could not refuse, and Li Zhou was not worried that they would betray him, after all, their fields were all their own, and almost all the things they owned were obtained from the inside.

They are simple, they have no other crooked thoughts, they have food and shelter, they can starve people to death, such a simple wish, Li Zhou has fulfilled it for them, and it is getting better and better, how can they not think about it.

"Imperial sister-in-law, I see that there don't seem to be any maids in your mansion, and there are only a few people in such a large palace, and they don't seem to be very ......." Xiao Li Dan finally swallowed the pastry in his mouth, picked up a pot of tea and drank it himself, relieved the choking in his throat, and asked slowly, in the palace, if he eats, there will definitely be maids waiting by his side, for fear that he will choke.

Here, there is nothing, the maids are doing their things, it should be said that there are only two maids, not much, just two, pitifully few, less than in the average family, the maids in the big families of the Tang Dynasty, there are not dozens of them, there are even more than a dozen, and some are even more, the whole Chang'an, it can be said that Li Zhou has the least maids here, unique.

Moreover, the maids here are still very powerful, they can't be beaten and scolded, if they don't want to die, it's best to treat them well, after seeing Ke'er's kitchen knife and Qing'er's brute force, Li Dan didn't dare to tell them anymore, if there was anything to do by themselves, on the contrary, it made him feel very happy and comfortable.

"This, you ask your imperial brother, he doesn't like so many maids in the family, saying that there are more people, there are more rules, as for them, you can't mess around." Zhao Wanshuang looked at them with a smile and told them some of the situation here, thinking that when she came here, she was also very surprised, and gradually got used to it, so she didn't feel anything, but was very relieved.

"Also, it will be very troublesome if there are too many people, follow everywhere you go, there is no freedom at all, it's better to be here with the royal brother, there are no rules, you are free." Li Dan was deeply touched, in the palace, you have to go anywhere you want to go with permission, you can't go into the water, you can't climb the mountain, you can't even stand tall, in short, you can't do anything.

There are many rules and constraints, he hates that kind of life, it's better to be here, he doesn't want to leave here anymore, Zhao Wanshuang smiled lightly: "Don't look at the lack of rules here, there are some rules that you can't break, such as not wasting when eating, not beating and scolding the maid, and not going around." ”

"There are a few places that you can't go, remember, you can't be curious about these places, I think you should know it, and I don't need to say more."

Zhao Wanshuang looked at them with a smile, the two of them nodded suddenly, not daring to shake their heads, they had been to several of them, at that time, they were young and frivolous, they didn't understand the rules, and they were directly scared half to death by Ke'er and Ximenbei, and now they are worried about it, and they don't dare to mention the past again.

Don't talk about the past.

"You two are lucky that nothing happened? I think at the beginning, your imperial brother was chased and cut for several hours, that scene is unimaginable. Zhao Wanshuang didn't scare people to death, the two swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a grunt, their hands and feet trembled, uncontrollable, cold sweat broke out on their bodies, and Nuo Nuo nodded.

"Brother Huang, he also ......."

I can't imagine it, the imperial brothers are like this, so it seems that they are lucky, and their eyes can't help but look at Li Zhou, Li Zhou doesn't care and says: "What is this, you just get used to it." ”

You've seen all the killings, what are these things, you haven't seen anything more terrifying, and at that time, I'm afraid you won't want to come to my house again, but you won't be able to command my wife.

Li Zhou walked over and grabbed Li Lingyue with one hand, Li Zhou put his arm on Li Dan's neck and pushed them out of the hall, Zhao Wanshuang and Cao Wanrong shouted: "Husband, you can't mess around, they are still young, and the meaning is fine." ”

"Got it, I know how to be measured, you guys talk slowly, and you'll be fine soon." Li Zhou replied loudly, the voice heard in the ears of the two of them, as if it was the voice of the decree of the king of Hades, constantly echoing in their ears, swaying, the body could not struggle, was carried out by Li Zhou, and came to the courtyard, there was nothing around, it was empty.

Li Zhou put down the two of them and said with a wicked smile: "How are you two little bastards doing these days?" ”

Can it be bad? They live happily every day, they don't regard silver as silver, they really think it's their own mansion, they do whatever they want, and they don't teach them a lesson, they don't know how high the day is, how thick the ground is.

"It hurts, third brother, can't you just let me down gently? Even if my brother and I are fine, my sister can't stand this fall, you see that my sister is about to cry. Li Dan felt that things were getting a little wrong, how did my brother's eyes become so strange, should I leave.

Li Zhou glanced back at Li Lingyue, sitting on the ground with a small body, pouting and staring at them, how could he have the intention of crying, with an excited look, Li Zhou glared at her fiercely, Li Lingyue was like a frightened rabbit, and shrank back weakly, Li Zhou said: "Lingyue, brother, this person will not do anything to girls, you can rest assured, you just need to watch carefully, you can't make a sound, you know?" ”

Li Lingyue nodded desperately, how dare she not nod, that look is not something that ordinary people can bear, she can guarantee that as long as she shakes her head, the first person Li Zhou will deal with will be her, it is definitely her, for the sake of her cute face, she can only sacrifice your brother.

The pitiful eyes and the tone of your own care made Li Dan collapse directly, grabbed Li Zhou's thigh pleadingly, and whispered: "Third brother, you won't beat me, right?" ”

"What do you say?" The playfulness at the corners of Li Zhou's mouth became heavier, Li Dan knew that things couldn't be done, it was impossible for this brother to let go of himself today, hey, why did things always have to be like this?

"Can you not slap your face?"

Only this request, no slap in the face, we are still brothers.

"Don't worry, brother, I'll pay attention, I promise to make you comfortable, haven't you been very cool to point out people these days? Aren't you His Royal Highness? Aren't you arrogant? Brother, I'll let you enjoy it. Li Zhou's heart was full of impulse, and he looked at Li Dan with a smile, I let you run out of that ghost place, eat and live to serve you, what about you? Still disgusted with this and that? It's really hard to clean you up, you don't know why the flowers are so red.

"Smack."

Raising his hand is a slap, two slaps, and then punches and kicks, Li Dan hugged his head and ran around, running around in the east and west, trying to avoid Li Zhou's attack, his long legs fell, Li Dan fell, lying deep on the ground, his face was close to the ground, his face was upward, and his red and swollen face was covered with a huge seal, which was clearly visible.

Weakness and slump on the ground, I don't know how many times my face has been attacked, anyway, Li Dan can't feel the pain of his face, numb and soft, and has no strength at all.

"Huhu, finally comfortable." Li Zhou put down the fist in his hand, carefully arranged his sleeves, and quickly regained his gentle appearance, and from a distance, he really couldn't tell that he was the man who was crazy and critty just now.