Chapter 14: Night Xiaobai's Routine (Come on Stoned Me to Death with a Ticket!)
Some people always feel that life is too dull, and they do everything possible to find excitement, and if they say something nice, they want to live for themselves once, and if they say something unpleasant, they will die by changing the law.
For example, the Liu bald head in front of him is a good example, for this kind of people, Ye Xiaobai only has one sentence to give them, isn't it good to be alive, isn't it fragrant to be alive?
Seeing Liu Guangtou faint to death, Ye Xiaobai also felt bored, as the saying goes, the former evil is like a demon, and the latter is as holy as a Buddha, since it is over, it is time to lift his feet and slip away, as for Liu Guangtou's so-called boss, whether he comes to trouble him or not, then it is not something he should consider, joking why should he consider a four-grade martial artist, is he worthy?
[Ding, congratulations to the host, pretending to be a strong X in his heart, comprehending the way of the big demon king, not taking all the ants in his eyes, and rewarding the demon king with 1000 points. 】
"Yo, 1,000 points, is that okay?"
Hearing the prompt sound of the system, Ye Xiaobai was surprised.
"It turns out that there is no one in this eye, and it is also the way of the Great Demon King, it seems that there is time, and it is necessary to study this system well, it is best to study it in depth. ”
System: "Oh, hate it, dead ghost host!"
Ye Xiaobai: "Huh?"
Out of the food street, Ye Xiaobai took a taxi and went straight to the Voice of the Sea community.
Back at his daughter-in-law's apartment, Ye Xiaobai did not enter the home space, but walked directly into Su Muling's boudoir.
As soon as the door was opened, a pure fragrance came to the face, and there was a familiar smell in it, which was the taste of Su Muling.
Feeling the fragrance of the night Xiaobai, I couldn't wait to enter the room, and it was black and white, yes, the whole room was not in any other color except black and white.
Desks, stools, wardrobes, sheets and bedding, all without exception, are all black and white, and even the surrounding walls are painted in black and white.
Ye Xiaobai is a little stupid, the stupid girl she used to deceive for a few hours, how persistent she is about black and white, in addition to eating, wearing and living in black and white.
Although it was a little strange, this strangeness was quickly overshadowed by the aroma in the room.
Ye Xiaobai stood in place and sucked the fragrance in the room with his nose.
"Ahh ”
With a sigh, Ye Xiaobai turned his head directly, lay on Su Muling's bed, and fell asleep.
The next morning, Ye Xiaobai got up early in the morning, after all, he slept very early last night, and I don't know if it was because of the aroma, he slept very well last night, and he had a dream of shame.
Coming to the kitchen, this is also Ye Xiaobai's old battlefield, so it took less than half an hour for a fairly hearty breakfast to be made, which includes preserved egg and lean pork porridge, egg cake, and a cup of soy milk, and among these three, Ye Xiaobai's favorite is porridge, no matter how the other two things change, in his breakfast, all kinds of porridge are iron.
And porridge can be said to be the symbol of the Chinese people, breakfast, in Ye Xiaobai's heart, the position of the porridge is by no means comparable to the milk that will make people drink it in the morning, it is not that the milk is not good, but he is not suitable for the physique of the Chinese people.
Looking at the breakfast in front of him, Ye Xiaobai sighed a little, he hadn't eaten it for three years, and he hadn't been in the kitchen for three years, so he didn't know how it tasted.
With apprehension, Ye Xiaobai picked up the spoon, scooped a spoonful of porridge, and put it in his mouth.
As soon as the porridge enters the mouth, it is mellow but not greasy, salty and refreshing, and the porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat is top.
Tasting his own craftsmanship, Ye Xiaobai's anxious heart calmed down, even though he hadn't cooked for three years, his cooking skills were still so good, and not only did not regress, but improved a little more.
After tasting a mouthful of porridge, Ye Xiaobai didn't think much about it, and began to enjoy breakfast quietly, in less than ten minutes, preserved egg and lean porridge, egg cakes and soy milk, were all swept away by him, and not even a little residue was left.
After eating breakfast, Ye Xiaobai touched his half-full belly and couldn't help but let out a moan.
"Ah, comfortable, this familiar feeling is back. ”
Eat and drink enough, Ye Xiaobai is ready to go to see his daughter-in-law, the so-called full warm thoughts**, although he can't take Su Muling now, but it's always okay to take a look.
When he thought of it, he did it, and as soon as his mind moved, the small door of the light curtain appeared, and Ye Xiaobai walked directly into it.
The light in front of him dissipated, and Ye Xiaobai's vision returned to normal, but what made him dumbfounded was that the entire island was empty!
"Hmm! What about people?"
Ye Xiaobai was stunned, he didn't understand why the two big living people, ah no, why the two big living goblins, said that the wood was wooden!
"Did they go out?"
This idea flashed through Ye Xiaobai's mind, and he passed it, because when he first obtained this system home, he asked the system, and only he could enter and exit this space at will.
When he was puzzled and anxious, he glanced at the edge of the island, and remembered the white abyss under the island.
Thinking about it, Ye Xiaobai came to the edge of the island, looking at the white mist and bottomless abyss, Ye Xiaobai swallowed his saliva, but then he couldn't help but be sad, and he shed tears without fighting, now he really wants to spit out the fragrance, the daughter-in-law he just deceived today, it's so gone, and he has a Lori sister-in-law, and it's gone, what kind of sin is he making!
At this moment, Ye Xiaobai, with tears and snot, was still scolding in his mouth, and he couldn't hear what he was scolding.
"I'm caoniXXXXXX!"
Just when Ye Xiaobai was still crying and calling his mother and daughter-in-law, a flash of inspiration flashed behind him, and two figures appeared, which were the two sisters Su Muling and Su Muxi.
The two sisters looked at Ye Xiaobai, looking loveless and grief-stricken, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, because they still wanted to watch it for a while.
And now Ye Xiaobai is still immersed in the grief of losing his daughter-in-law, and is still screaming loudly.
I don't know how long it took, Ye Xiaobai stopped crying, and then said affectionately to the abyss under the island.
"Mu Ling, you left like this, do you know that in my heart, I can only tolerate you, I can't tolerate others, you just left me like this, what should I do, do you just let me be lonely for a lifetime? You're so cruel. At this point, Ye Xiaobai paused, shrugged his nose, sucked the snot and continued.
"And you Xiaoxi, brother-in-law forgot to tell you, in fact, my cooking is very delicious, I still want to cook a meal for you one day, I didn't expect it, woo~, you just followed your sister away, but don't worry, wait for your brother-in-law to go to Kunlun, tell your master about the two of you, and your brother-in-law will come to accompany you." ”
After speaking, Ye Xiaobai stood up, cleaned up her emotions, and prepared to go out, but before Ye Xiaobai turned around, she felt that she was hugged by two people, one hugged his waist, and the other small one hugged his legs, there is no doubt that the two are the two sisters Su Muling and Su Muxi, at this time, the two sisters were already red in their eyes, and tears had already flowed down their cheeks, soaking Ye Xiaobai's clothes.
I never thought that the two sisters, Su Muling and Su Muxi, really didn't expect that the man they were holding, who had only known each other for less than two days, would be able to die for themselves.
But Ye Xiaobai, who was being held by the two girls at this moment, did not have the slightest surprise, but showed a strange smile.
routines, in fact, all of this is Ye Xiaobai's routine.