Great Performance Art 2
"Huh! Comrade Xiexie □□! The young driver smiled gratefully and got back into the car.
"I see you dare to go!" Wu Meili wanted to leave like this as soon as she saw the driver, but immediately stopped and immediately stopped in front of the car, and hit me with a pair of jiashi who dared to drive.
"This young lady, you're obstructing traffic by doing this! I think you'd better get your dog to the side of the road first! Blocking here will hinder traffic, and your problem will be even worse! The old traffic policeman said with a chuckle.
"My problem? What's wrong with me? This guy hit my dog, and you let him go away like this, how did you □□ it? I'm just going to stop him and wait for my boyfriend to come over. He's already on his way! Wu Meili said unrelentingly.
"If you obstruct official business like this, I can only do things according to the law! Maybe you'll be punished by the police, maybe a few days of detention, do you think it's worth it? The old traffic policeman sighed and said helplessly.
"Detention? Joke, you still want to detain me? When my boyfriend comes, I'll let you take off this police uniform! Wu Meili laughed disapprovingly as if she had heard the funniest joke on Shijie.
"Are you going to go or not? If you don't leave, I'll have to take you away! The old traffic policeman frowned and said with some displeasure.
"I just don't leave, what do you want? Do you want to be rough with me as a girl? Wu Meili straightened her chest, the weight was quite sufficient, majestic enough, but I don't know how it feels? This is what Zhuo Yifan is thinking now. If Liu Meng on the side knew that Zhuo Yifan was thinking about this now, he would probably be able to vomit blood.
"Then I'll just take you away!" The old traffic policeman frowned and stepped forward, grabbed Wu Meimei's arm and dragged it towards the side of the road.
"What? What do you want? Let me go! Look, everyone, □□ bullying people! Wu Meili immediately screamed in shock.
"This Wu Meili really has the potential to be a shrew. That voice, I thought this □□ had done something to her! Zhuo Yifan couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.
"I think she did it on purpose!" Liu Meng's anger is not to fight anywhere.
When the old traffic policeman saw this jiashi, he immediately let go of his hand. This woman is too spicy! After all, the other party has a relationship with the leaders of the municipal party committee, and the pulling and pulling on the street is not good-looking after all. For a while, the old traffic police were a little difficult. When encountering such a shameless master, there is really no way at all.
"Good, good! You're going to wait for your Director Tang to come, right? Okay, just wait! The old traffic policeman nodded helplessly and said angrily.
"Humph! Wait for you to look good! Wu Meili was like a rooster that had just won a cockfight, and raised her head and said.
The old traffic policeman didn't bother to pay attention to her, took out a cigarette, squatted on the road and smoked.
When the young driver saw this, he lost his mind, got out of the car again, and walked to the old traffic policeman. The two of them didn't know what they were talking about in private. Wu Meili stared at these two people vigilantly, and she couldn't figure out which one was the □□ and which one was the people!
"It's getting interesting!" Zhuo Yifan said with a sneer.
"Interesting? I don't think it's funny! Liu Meng pouted and said.
"Let's not talk about that! I've got something for you to do! Zhuo Yifan shook his head and said.
"Do what?" Liu Meng asked in some surprise.
Zhuo Yifan lay down in Liu Meng's ear and whispered. Liu Meng suddenly blushed, and couldn't help but whisper: "Are you men all so dirty?" weishenme this kind of thing for me to do? Can't you go? ”
"Doesn't I have other things to do? I'm sorry for you! Zhuo Yifan waved his hand helplessly and said.
"I don't want it! How embarrassing is it to watch them do that kind of thing? You think I'm as perverted as you are? Liu Meng said with a red face.
"I didn't let you stare at them, I just let you take a picture with a camera!" Zhuo Yifan chuckled disappreciatively: "Besides, how can this kind of thing be said to be dirty?" Aren't we going to do it at night? It's not bad to admire them, we can understand that they are performing great performance art for us! ”
Listening to Zhuo Yifan's unashamed remarks, Liu Meng almost wanted to die. glared at Zhuo Yifan fiercely, and said angrily: "If you don't go, you don't go!" Going to go, you're going! ”
"You're really not going?" Zhuo Yifan squinted his eyes and looked at Liu Meng with some playfulness and asked.
"Why are you looking at me like that? I just don't go! Liu Meng was stared at by Zhuo Yifan and said a little uncomfortably.
"If you don't listen to your husband, you will be punished by family law, you know. I'm going to do performance art with Hello Haode tonight. At least an all-nighter! Zhuo Yifan looked at Liu Mengye with a little scoundrel and said with a smile.
Liu Meng was almost stunned by Zhuo Yifan. looked at Zhuo Yifan with a disgruntled and flushed face, and couldn't wait to rush up and bite off two pieces of his meat!
"Don't look at me like that, I said I'll do it! And you can't run away. I promise! Zhuo Yifan said with a chuckle.
"You're amazing!" Liu Meng's silver teeth clenched for a while, and finally took the lead in defeat.
"That's good! I'll reward you well when I go back in the evening, my dear wife! Zhuo Yifan patted Liu Meng's little head and said with a chuckle.
Liu Meng really wants to pry this guy's head open and see what is inside? Why is this kind of thing all the things you think about? If he doesn't agree, he will threaten himself. Promise yourself, but you still can't escape that fate, what's wrong with you? What did you owe him in your last life?
Liu Meng no longer talked to Zhuo Yifan, turned around angrily and walked towards the community.
Zhuo Yifan watched Liu Meng walk into the community, and then his eyes returned to Wu Meimei.
It seems that these three people are consumed. If Tang Wei doesn't show up, it is estimated that today's matter will not be able to end!
After waiting for nearly half an hour, a police car drove up from far and near. Zhuo Yifan squinted his eyes and looked at it, and the two people in the driver's seat and the co-pilot seat knew each other. It was □□ who drove the car, and who was the co-pilot, not Tang Wei? Tang Wei directly called □□, the director of the public security bureau, this style is really big enough!
"What's going on here?" □□ and Tang Wei got out of the car, Tang Wei went to find Wu Meili, and □□ came to the traffic policeman and the driver and asked.
"Bureau...... Managing director! It's like this...... "The old traffic policeman never thought that Wu Meili would really call the director with a phone call, and now it's a lot of trouble!"
"Alright, don't explain." □□ waved his hand impatiently, and then looked at the young man next to him and said, "You are the driver who drives?" ”
"That's right! Bureau...... Managing director! I didn't mean to, it was her dog who suddenly rushed onto the road. I'm looking at the road, there's a camera here, you can take a look. I wasn't fast when I crossed the zebra crossing! The young man said with some uneasiness.
"Yes, Director! This driver is not to blame at all. It's all the responsibility of the other party! The old traffic policeman also said on the side.
"Did I ask you? What to plug in? □□ snorted very dissatisfiedly and said to the old traffic policeman.
"What's your name? Which traffic police? □□ asked, squinting his eyes.
"My name is Liu Hai, and I belong to the Xishan Traffic Police Brigade!" The old traffic policeman said with a somewhat ugly face.
At this time, Tang Wei also took Wu Meili here. Wu Meili pointed to her bangs' nose and scolded: "That's the □□, just now I wanted to let go of the person who hit my dog, and he also pulled me, wanting to do something to me!" ”
Wu Meimei's very aggrieved expression immediately made Tang Wei's eyebrows furrow, and she glanced at □□, and then said to the bangs: "You comrade doesn't seem to have a high level of consciousness?" Lao Wang? Why did your public security system come up with such a stunned bird? ”
Tang Wei's words made □□'s brows furrow. Although he came to help Tang Wei, Tang Wei's words obviously made □□, the director of public security, also lose face.
"Why are you still stupid? Hurry up and give Miss Wu daoqian! Although □□ was dissatisfied, Tang Wei was a member of the Tang family after all. If there is fire in his heart, he can only go at his subordinates.
Liu Hai was stunned for a moment, and then his face became cloudy. I was silent for a long time, but I never said a word.
"Do you still want to do it?" □□ asked, pointing to bangs' nose. He didn't expect Tang Wei to be sarcastic about him, even a small traffic policeman would dare to ignore his words!
"Director! The responsibility for this is not mine! It's all this young lady who is quite unreasonable! weishenme want me daoqian? Liu Hai said unconvinced.
"You still dare to talk back to me? Good! I think you really don't want to do it! "□□ was trying to get angry. Tang Wei and Wu Meili next to them also looked at Liu Hai with a gloating face.
"Yo! Isn't this Director Wang? What a coincidence, I can see you everywhere I go? A voice sounded suddenly, suppressing the second half of Director Wang's sentence.
Several people turned their heads in surprise at the same time, wanting to see who was sacred.
"It turned out to be Brother Zhuo! Why are you here? When □□ saw Zhuo Yifan standing not far from the side of the road, looking at him with a smile, he suddenly asked in shock.
"Oh, it hurts to be idle, come out for a walk. I just saw a dog about to commit suicide and rushed into someone else's car and died, wasn't I watching a play? Zhuo Yifan looked at a few people with interest and said with a grin.