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Cross Talk Literary Competition. 【】

This is the competition that Cao Jin and the others participated in, which is a grand event in the cross talk industry held by the China Art Troupe, the China Quyi Association, and a number of organizations.

Every year, many people participate in the event, and if you win an award, the benefits are huge.

Otherwise, Cao Jin would not have spent a million to buy Tang people to write scripts.

Now it's an eight-in-four game.

Cao Jin and Sun Yue were still performing on stage.

Cao Jin: "Walk the road!" ”

Sun Yue: "Old walking on the road? ”

Cao Jin: "It's not Lao Yan. When you're sleepy, sleep on the road. ”

Sun Yue: "Hey, I live on the street!" ”

Cao Jin: "If you can't, sleep on the bus." Buying a monthly pass and still worried about a place to sleep? ”

Sun Yue: "Do you want to sleep on the bus at night?" ”

Cao Jin: "You don't sleep during the day and walk the road at night?" ”

Sun Yue: "Yes, I'll have another bang in my hand." ”

Cao Jin: "What are you doing?" ”

Sun Yue: "Take me with you." ”

Cao Jin: "There are so many people walking on the road, there is no need to fight." ”

Sun Yue: "Then I'll go to the bathhouse and live, even sleep and take a bath." ”

Cao Jin: "I want to be beautiful!" The bathhouse was full, even in the pool. There are so many people, there is no supply of edible water, how can there be water for bathing! ”

Sun Yue: "I wander around outside all day long, how dirty my body is!" ”

Cao Jin: "Set the rules. One, three, five, do not wash, two, four, six dry wipe, and rest on Sundays. ”

Sun Yue: "This month is enough for me!" ”

Cao Jin: "I made up my mind, and when I left, I asked my great-grandson and great-grandson-in-law a few words." ”

Sun Yue: "What else do you instruct?" ”

Cao Jin: "Okay, you can live here." If we have anything in this house, you can use it. It's a refrigerator, but there's nothing in it, and you can't buy it, and you can't buy it, and even if you buy something, don't put it in it. ””

Sun Yue: "Why? ”

Cao Jin: "If you eat it, it will be bad!" We've got an old power outage here. The day before yesterday, there was a pound of tofu, and today it is three pounds. ”

Sun Yue: "What's the matter?" ”

Cao Jin: ""I grew two catties of hair. No, I bought a jar and prepared to pickle the stinky bucket rot! ””

Sun Yue: "So, where was the power outage at that time?" ”

Cao Jin: "More than 10 billion people, the need is too big, the energy crisis! But it doesn't matter, I've got double here. This is the light switch ......"

Sun Yue: "What if there is no electricity?" ”

Cao Jin: "I have wax here. This is the electric stove ......""

Sun Yue: "What if there is no electricity?" ”

Cao Jin: "I have chopping wood here. This is the electric fan......"

Sun Yue: "What if there is no electricity?" ”

Cao Jin: "I have a banana fan here. This is the washing machine ......"

Sun Yue: "What if there is no electricity?" ”

Cao Jin: "I have a washboard here. This is a color TV ......""

Sun Yue: "What if there is no electricity?" ”

Cao Jin: "I have a villain book here. This is the water pipe...... ""

Sun Yue: "What if there is no electricity?" ”

Cao Jin: "I have a red ...... in the mountains"

Sun Yue: "Red in the mountains? ”

Cao Jin: "Eat less! ””

Sun Yue: "I ate too much and lost my teeth." ”

Cao Jin: "I don't care if I eat more. ””

Sun Yue: "I have good teeth." ”

Cao Jin: "It's long gone. Alright, I'm leaving. I can't take the elevator due to a power outage today, and I'm too troublesome to go down these 200 floors, alas! "With that, you open the window, "Boom, whoosh—" and you fold down. ”

Sun Yue: "I jumped off the building!" ”

Cao Jin: "That's fast. ”

Sun Yue: I haven't heard of it. ”

Cao Jin: "At that time, there was an old power outage, and more than 100 floors brought their own parachutes. You are also familiar with the jump, and you are still making movements in the air, Xiaoyan spreads her wings! ”

Sun Yue: "I'm like an old eagle nesting!" ”

Cao Jin: "Jump on the ground, and you start walking." ”

Sun Yue: "It's like taking a walk." ”

Cao Jin: "If you meet a quarrel, you can persuade you, if you encounter a fight, if you encounter a fight, if you encounter a car crash, if you encounter a lost thing, you can check." ”

Sun Yue: "I'm still quite nosy. ”

Cao Jin: "Buy a two-foot red cloth, make a set of red hoops and put them on your arms, and write two words......

Sun Yue: "On duty"

Cao Jin: "Pickle." ”

Sun Yue: "Change the picket team!" ”

Cao Jin: "Here I help push the cart, and that side helps pull the puller." I saw the old man hugging him, and I saw the child hugging him. ”

Sun Yue: "I don't have enough of so many grandchildren." ”

Cao Jin: "Walking and walking, I can't walk anymore." You love to learn, buy a villain book, find a step to sit there, and listen to the goo, goo......"

Sun Yue: "What's the sound?" ”

Cao Jin: "Stomach calling." ”

Sun Yue: "That's hungry." ”

Cao Jin: "What should I do?" ”

Sun Yue: "Let's go to the cafeteria and buy food." ”

Cao Jin: "The people who bought food in the cafeteria lined up for more than 30 miles, and they couldn't buy it when they got there. ”

Sun Yue: "Then I'll be hungry!" ”

Cao Jin: "Don't you have a villain book?" Look at one, "brush-", look at another, "brush-", tear it off and put it in your mouth. ”

Sun Yue: "Stuffed in your mouth?" ”

Cao Jin: "When I'm done, I'm full." ”

Sun Yue: "What about books?" ：”

Cao Jin: "Eat." ：”

Sun Yue: "I eat books!" ”

Cao Jin: "I'm hungry too." ”

Sun Yue: "Don't eat books when you're hungry!" ”

Cao Jin: "That's a substitute food. At that time, there was not enough food to eat. ”

Sun Yue: "What's the matter?" ”

Cao Jin: "You think, population growth, cultivated land will not expand indefinitely, no matter how much production increases, it will not be able to catch up, and besides, food is not the same as people." ”

Sun Yue: "What's the difference?" ”

Cao Jin: "Grain production has been reduced in disaster years. ：”

Sun Yue: "Where are you? ”

Cao Jin: "People are guaranteed by drought and flood. ”

Sun Yue: "Whew! ”

Cao Jin: "In order to solve this problem, we had to recycle everything that contained nutrients to make food. ”

Sun Yue: "What are you recycling?" ”

Cao Jin: "That's a lot. What are chicken feathers, fish scales, tea roots, loofahs, sticks, mustaches, grape branches, orange peels, cabbage lumps, chaff radish hearts, hair ballasts, scrap iron wire, sake lees, sawdust, monkey skin bands, ......"

Sun Yue: "Can you eat this?" ”

Cao Jin: "It has to be refined, processed, and pressed into paper so thin under high pressure that the words printed on it are books." When it was time to eat, the whole family gathered around a table, with a stack of books in the middle, each person took a copy, tore it and ate it, "squeak", knowing that it was eating. ”

Sun Yue: "I don't know? ”

Cao Jin: "I thought it was a mouse!" ”

Sun Yue: "Okay. ”

Cao Jin: "That's it, you walked outside for a month. ”

Sun Yue: "Yes, I finally got through it." ”

Cao Jin: "You just got home, and you were just about to get some sleep, when TDK came again. ”

Sun Yue: "Why are you here again?" ”

Cao Jin: "It's your honeymoon here." ”

Sun Yue: "Isn't it just over?" ”

Cao Jin: "That's TDK 1, this is TDK 2." ”

Sun Yue: "Why did you come to me?" ”

Cao Jin: "No room! After the honeymoon, the two children shouted "grandpa, grandpa", can you bear not to let it? In order to make your children happy, you must not let them know about what you have sinned about outside. ”

Sun Yue: "I deserve to be punished!" ：”

Cao Jin: "You explain the things in the house again, push the window, "boom, whoosh-" and fold down again. ”

Sun Yue: "The monkeys are not as good as me. ”

Cao Jin: "It's getting colder and colder, you're hungry outside, your hips are sticking up, your eyes are sunken in, your cheeks are puffing in, and your front teeth are sticking out. ”

Sun Yue: "Look at me like this! ”

Cao Jin: "It's been a month, and I don't even have the strength to open the door when I go home." ”

Sun Yue: "Let's wait at home." ”

Cao Jin: "I can't slow down, TDK San is married again!" ”

Sun Yue: "How many TDKs do I have?" ”

Cao Jin: "Sixty-four, it doesn't matter if you call your grandfather." ”

Sun Yue: "Don't call it, just change it, I'll call them grandpa, let me spend my honeymoon alone." ”

Cao Jin: "Can you bear to live apart?" ”

Sun Yue: "Can they bear to suffer outside?" ”

Cao Jin: Didn't you hide it from them? ”

Sun Yue: I won't hide it, and when I see them again, I'll shout: "Don't come to anyone!" If I want to have another honeymoon, I don't need a parachute to jump off the building! ””

Cao Jin: "Don't worry, this is all a difficulty caused by a large number of people. Energy, jobs, food, water, and especially housing, everywhere is crowded with people, and you can't let people live in the river, right? ”

Sun Yue: "Why not?" ”

Cao Jin: "Always soaking in the water? ”

Sun Yue: "Why are you soaking all the time?" Practice swimming in shifts. It's settled, there are a few places in the water for a family, and you can't go into the water here, and you are not allowed to go ashore there! I don't believe there is nowhere to live. ”

Cao Jin: "Hey! Good idea. With your words, there are more than 100 families in Songxia and more than 100 TDK, and the housing has been solved. ”

Sun Yue: "Come on." ”

Cao Jin: "You brought joy to everyone, and on your birthday, more than 200 people thanked you. ”

Sun Yue: "Don't go, my house can't hold it." ”

Cao Jin: "The children have a way, you sit on the bed, everyone lines up downstairs, and enters the house one by one to celebrate your birthday." No noise, no fighting, bow and leave. You also have a grandfather's style, when people take off their hats and bow, you don't even open your eyes. ”

Sun Yue: "Okay, farewell to the body!" ”

Cao Jin: "TDK has good news for you: "Your great-grandson has arrived!" ””

Sun Yue: "Still alive!" ”

Cao Jin: "The number has also been made." ”

Sun Yue: "What's it called?" ”

Cao Jin: "O, Seiko. ””

Sun Yue: "Changed the watch!" ”

Cao Jin: "You're happy to see your children and grandchildren full of people." Greeted the youngest great-grandson: "DDT!" ””

Sun Yue: "DDT? ”

Cao Jin: No. "TDK sixty-four, let grandpa see. It looks so good, not only is it watery, but it is also white and fat. ””

Sun Yue: "It's so good"

Cao Jin: "When you say that, the great-grandson grins ......"

Sun Yue: "Laughed." ”

Cao Jin: "Wow, wow! ”：”

Sun Yue: "Crying? ”

Cao Jin: "Grandpa, you are too lacking in virtue! ””

Sun Yue: "Why did you scold it?" ：”

Cao Jin: ""You still praise me for being watery, can I not be watery?" ””

Sun Yue: "What's the matter?" ：”

Cao Jin: ""Soak in water for more than six hours a day, am I white and fat? You press it, press a pit. ””

Sun Yue: "What's going on?" ”

Cao Jin: "It's all swollen!" ””

Sun Yue: "Whew! (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.