528. 528. A man's feeling for the super-rich
The stegosaurus stared, but he had no choice but to sit in his seat helplessly, and after a while he asked if he had opened enough, and after a while he asked if he had opened enough. At first, the snow wolf didn't answer, but later he simply didn't even answer, which made the stegosaurus scratch his ears and cheeks, but he was helpless. Looking at the stegosaurus with a disappointed and anxious look, Lin Miaoke couldn't help laughing and said, "You two big men, you fight like children to drive a car, and you're not afraid of other people's jokes!" ”
The stegosaurus sighed and said with infinite emotion: "Ke'er, you don't understand men too much!" A man's hobby of cars is like a woman's hobby of clothes, as long as it is a normal man, there is no one who does not love cars in his bones, especially treating good cars, just like treating beautiful women. As for a super good car like this, the desire in the heart is stronger than for the most beautiful woman. Now that I finally saw such a Bugatti Veyron that is more exciting than a peerless beauty, do you think my brother can not be moved? ”
It is naturally difficult for women to understand men, even for a girl like Lin Miaoke, who is as smart as an elf, after listening to the sigh of the stegosaurus, not only did not express understanding, but pursed her lips disapprovingly, and said, "You see that Brother Feng is not like you!" ”
Stegosaurus rolled his eyes: "He's the same as me in his heart!" It's just that he was dragged by you, if you didn't hold him, you wouldn't be willing to let someone else drive! In fact, in his heart, the status of this car is definitely not inferior to yours! ”
Lin Miaoke hugged Lu Feng's shoulder, rolled her eyes, and leaned in the visitor's ear and said, "Brother Feng, isn't that the case?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Ke'er, don't listen to this guy's nonsense, isn't it just a car, no matter how good it is, it can't be compared to you!" You are not on the same level at all, there is no comparison at all! ”
Listening to Lu Feng's words, the stegosaurus's face suddenly stretched longer than a donkey, and he sighed and sighed: "The ancients said that beautiful women are woeful water, and they are really right, no matter how strong the brotherly feelings are, they will be diluted by calamity. With a beautiful woman, ruined a pair of brothers. It's sad, it's so sad! ”
Lin Miaoke didn't listen to what the stegosaurus muttered there at all, he was already excited, he felt that he was happier than the happiest woman in the world, he didn't know how many times, he rolled his eyes and looked at the stegosaurus with an embarrassed face, snorted angrily, and said, "Hear it, Brother Feng is not like you!" ”
Lu Feng nodded slightly, and said slowly: "Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes." Hands and feet can be broken, and clothes cannot be changed! ”
Lu Feng's words The spear god and the snow wolf didn't hear anything, they just smiled and didn't speak, but the stegosaurus was not happy: "I'll rub!" Is that what you say? ”
Lu Feng smiled faintly: "It doesn't matter to me how I say it, what matters is how I say it, as long as I say it!" ”
Stegosaurus sighed: "Boss, you are really shameless, brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes." Hands and feet cannot be broken, and clothes can be changed at any time. Why did you turn it over when you got here? Treat me like this for the sake of a woman, and I'm not afraid of hurting my little heart! ”
Lin Miaoke snorted, slapped the stegosaurus on the shoulder, and said, "Just you, you are as strong as a big bear and have a small heart!" After saying this, he blinked his eyes again and said slowly, "It's the first time I've heard such a lofty argument from you, it's really shocking!" It is estimated that Sister Zi Butterfly has never heard of such a high theory, and I must tell her word for word when I go back, so that she can also have a long experience! ”
Stegosaurus's throat seemed to be blocked by something, and he coughed a few times before saying, "This, don't use this, don't say it!" ”
Lin Miaoke's face turned pale: "If you don't say it, you won't say it?" You say it doesn't count! ”
Stegosaurus twisted his neck: "I said it?" What did I say? I didn't say anything! ”
Lin Miaoke couldn't imagine that the stegosaurus would suddenly play a scoundrel, glared and said, "You, why didn't you admit it just now?" A big man is still a scoundrel, are you embarrassed? ”
Stegosaurus made an innocent expression: Ke'er, what are you talking about? What am I embarrassed about? Indeed, I did not say anything, and you said that I said it, and who will prove it? ”
As soon as the words fell, Lu Feng immediately said: "Me! ”
The snow wolf then said, "Me! ”
The spear god also said, "And me! ”
Stegosaurus suddenly had a black mist: "I'll wipe it!" You two are even more shameless than the boss! The boss is for his woman, how to say that there is forgiveness. You two are just trying to shoot the boss's ass, and now even his woman's ass! They don't have that yet--that snap-pa-pap, you shoot like that, if you do, you don't-"
"Smack!" Before he finished speaking, he was slapped hard by Lin Miaoke, who was embarrassed and angry, "Bad stegosaurus!" What do you say? It's hard to hear! ”
"Good!" Lu Feng smiled slightly, held Lin Miaoke's fist, and instructed, "Ke'er, don't hit your head when you fight in the future, this guy has thick skin and thick meat, and it won't hurt to fight." When I fight again in the future, I will fight here, and I will take Lin Miaoke's fist and beckon to the nose of the stegosaurus. The sword dragon head crooked, and his fist slid against the nose of the stegosaurus, but it finally didn't hit. Lu Feng sighed, "Ke'er, you're too slow to follow, it seems that you still have to step up your practice!" ”
Lin Miaoke glared, pouted, and agreed very happily: "Brother Feng, I know, I'll start practicing right now!" As he spoke, he alternated two fists towards the nose of the stegosaurus.
Although Lin Miaoke's punch speed is not very fast, because he is too close to the target, there is not much room to dodge, and Lu Feng is tirelessly pointing on the side, and he almost hit the target several times. Stegosaurus put his hands on his nose, and saw that Lin Miaoke was fighting more and more energetically, so he had to tell him again and again: "Okay, okay, Ke'er, brother surrender!" Brother surrenders! Brother will not dare to bully Ke'er in the future, and he will no longer dare to fart indiscriminately! You don't remember the villain, brother! ”
Lin Miao could see that the stegosaurus was sincere, so he was willing to give up. At this time, the snow wolf gave the stegosaurus four words: "The crime deserves it!" The gun god cherished words like gold, and only said one word: "Should!" ”
The Bugatti Veyron galloped all the way, and after ten minutes it was at the place where the barricades had been set up. There are significantly fewer vehicles, only a dozen, but the roadblocks are still three rows, not a lot. Behind the police cars and explosion-proof vehicles, gun-wiring police and SWAT officers began to fire wildly at the Bugatti Veyron before they could get closer.