Lao Wang is no stranger to this voice, Lao Confused usually likes to drink a little wine, he is such a daughter all his life, his wife goes early, and he is idle at home alone, often going back and forth between his in-laws and his home. Lao Chen has a very good relationship with her family, and she often visits when she has nothing to do, which makes the two often sit together and drink wine and chat.

Lao Chen is going to build a factory, Lao Confused has contributed to the factory, a donkey cart shuttles between the factory and the outside, what to pull bricks and wood, his donkey really comes in handy; During the meal, there were more opportunities to appear at the dinner table and push the cup with Lao Chen and Lao Wang, and Lao Wang naturally became more familiar with Lao Confused.

The sound of knocking on the door outside the door, Lao Wang heard a quasi, and when he heard it, he knew that it was the old confusion coming, and he told the dog and the second stunned not to come out, so he went to open the door.

Lao Wang opened the door, and the old confused man rushed in with a donkey whip, and Lao Wang quickly stopped him and asked, "What's the matter, who are you angry?" It's such a big fire? ”

"Go and tell me where those two bunnies are, I'm going to kill them today!" After the old confused finished speaking, he began to wander around the yard, but he didn't think that the dog and the second stunned man at this time were standing at the door, and the old confused came at them with a whip, and the old king couldn't stop it at all, although the old king repeatedly said, "Look at you, don't worry, you listen to me explain to you", and so on, to no avail.

When the dog and the second stunned man saw this, they ran away, and the old confused chased after him with a whip. Now it was lively, and I saw that in the dark night, three black shadows began to swim in the factory non-stop.

"That kid, I don't love your business, don't run, be careful of falling, it must be the big man's idea, I hit him, not you!" The old confused chased after the two of them, and shouted behind them to explain something.

When the dog who was running in front heard the old confused words, he said in his heart, isn't this talking about me? The old man blamed all the blame on the second stunned man, and he didn't complain about the dog at all, and he was afraid that the little dog would fall, it seems that Lao Chen is right, this old man is still very kind-hearted, and he knows how to take care of children.

"Old man, you blame me, it's not my idea, it's all his idea, it has nothing to do with me, don't wronged people!" The second stunned man who was running in front of him said this in a hurry when he heard the old confused man say this, the second stunned man was so angry in his heart, obviously the idea was left by the dog, why did he still rely on me, you are really an old confused old fool!

"You don't give me nonsense, I'm always confused! So a little kid can come up with that sassy idea? Who are you bluffing, the devil believes it! You're also the eldest person, don't teach your children well, you have taken your children to learn bad since you were a child, is there a person like you, ah? I won't teach you a lesson today, this child will grow up, he must be worse than you, I don't know how many people will suffer, see if I catch you and don't beat you flat! ”

"Do you blame me? It has nothing to do with you, I still wronged you? Tell you, I'm always confused and never wronged people! The old confused didn't listen to him at all, and the more the second stunned man explained, the more he firmly believed that the second stunned man was the culprit!

The dog is happy, the dog is not running, and he is afraid that if he accidentally falls in the dark night, he will not only be wronged in the buttocks, but also that place on his body will suffer. Gou Yu stood still, he looked at the old confused man who didn't see him even though he passed by, and then looked at the two stunned people who were running and shouting in front of him, and couldn't help but sit on the ground and laugh!

Seeing this scene, the anxious old Wang couldn't help but feel sour, and said in his heart, where is this? He looked at the dog with a belly full of bad water sitting on the ground and laughing, and looked at the two stunned people with a stomach full of grievances, and then looked at the old confused old people who were confused, this is funny in his heart, but he is helpless!

"Dog, you're too unrighteous, you can't bear it when you see me being bullied? You're still gloating, are there any people like you, huh? "The second stunned man was full of anger when he saw this, this is too fucking a bully, why should I be wronged?

"Rely on me, I didn't say that you did it, he had to say that you did it, what does it matter to me? It seems that the outside is more fun than at home, and I really don't want to go back, hahaha! The dog was left to sell cheaply, and he laughed and said.

"Okay, you wolf-hearted thing, tell you the dog leftovers, if I have a three-long and two-short, see how I slander you, I won't be able to cry when the time comes! I still regard you as the boss of righteousness, and I am blind when I am stunned! "The lungs of the two stunned people are about to explode!

Gou Yu was not happy to hear this, and said yes, when did I do this, I don't blame the two stunned people, they are all their own baskets, and the two stunned people have cooperated well with themselves all the way, so that they have done this big thing, and it is too boring to do this, who wants to come out with themselves in the future? There are still many things to do in the future, and big things have just begun, so you can't offend people like Erzi!

"Old man, I'll explain, don't chase him anymore, I don't blame him for this, I did it, if you want to beat me, hit me." The dog stood up from the ground, stopped the old confused man who was chasing after the second stunned man in a circle, and said.

"You dodge!" The old confused glared at the dog and said: "I can't be reasonable to love, you don't learn well with him at a young age, so how can you do it, ah?" You have not only harmed you, but also harmed him! You stand on one side, wait for me to clean him up, and then go back to clean you up, lack of dad and mom to teach things! ”

"He didn't have a father, old man, I'll tell you the truth, I really don't blame him for this, he came out with me, don't look at his age than me, I usually call him uncle, don't say it, my brain is so good, he usually listens to me when I say anything, and calls me boss, I don't believe you look at it." After the dog left, he said to the second stunned: "Isn't it the second stunned?" ”

"Yes, Boss." The second stunned replied.

The old man blinked his eyes, looked at the dog's leftovers, and looked at the two stunned people, and said for a long time: "You two don't sing and harmonize with me, and join forces to deceive me?" There are no doors! ”

"Old man, old man, stop old man!" At this time, Lao Chen limped in from outside the door with a bicycle, and when he saw this scene, he hurriedly shouted: "Stop it, old man, don't do it, they are our nobles!" ”

"Noble?" The old confused rolled his eyes and yelled at Lao Chen: "Is this still a nobleman? Look at it, ah, look at their virtue, ah, are they noble? If they are nobles, I will be the king of heaven, I, hum! ”

Lao Chen set up his bicycle, hurriedly ran over, snatched the whip from Lao Ming's hand and said, "Old man, they are really our nobles, they have done a great thing for us!" Hey, you, you, you almost stabbed me in the basket, thanks to you haven't hit anyone yet, especially this kid! ”

Lao Chen pointed to the dog and said, "Old man, especially this child, you can't touch it!" We can be confused at any time, but we can't be confused at this time! Hey, this fall knocked me off, and I almost couldn't get up! ”

Lao Wang saw that Lao Chen was covered in dirt, so he hurriedly walked over and said, "I said why can't I come back, did you fall hard?" Let's go, don't stand outside, let's go inside. ”

"You are also the old king, why don't you care about you when you see this?" Lao Chen looked at Lao Wang reproachfully and said.

"You still don't know the old man, who can persuade the donkey's temper, and he can't listen to anything!"

"Let's go, hurry, talk in the house." Lao Chen shook his head and greeted everyone.

"Tell me what's going on?" Everyone came to the house, and Lao Chen asked in a daze.

Lao Chen patted the soil on his body while telling the two dogs in detail, and then said: "This is how things happened, they played tricks on you, but they were really in a hurry, besides, isn't it the child?" But on the whole, they did do a great thing for us, no, Xie Chuan and his uncle went to do us a great favor again, saying that they would come back at four or five o'clock. ”

"Oh, that's it." The old man looked at the second stunned man and said, "I'm sorry, big nephew, Dad, I blame you, don't be weird?" ”

"How can you, old man, it's good if you're not angry! I'm a heartless person, I've always been the master of other people's charges, and I'm always teased by others. The second stunned man glanced at the dog and said.

"Alright, little bunny." The old confused looked at the dog leftover and said: "I really didn't see it, I have a bit of brains, it's not easy for you to come up with this idea!" As the saying goes, fucked boys are good, restless girls are coincidental, it seems that it is true, and there will be a future in the future! ”

Gou Yu smiled and said, "I found that it would be bad if this person was too smart." ”

"How?"

"The ass can't stand it!"

Hahahaha!

The room burst into laughter!

"Do you know Da Zhuang's father?" The old confused asked the dog leftover.

"Hey! Too well known! He lives in our alley, and he used to go out early and return late all day, and he is about the same age as you. ”

"Oh, what a coincidence? Then you must know his big green horse? ”

"I know so much! He has three treasures, a big green horse, a big long whip, and endless songs. ”

"Hahaha, that's it! Do you know where his big green horse came from? ”

"I bought it, I'm idle all day, and it's okay to show us his horse story."

"Do you know whose one he bought?"

As soon as the dog heard that there was something in this, he squinted at the old confused and said, "Yours? ”

"Hahaha, that's smart! That's right, it's mine, he's got a big bargain! ”

"That's not right, that's because you can't subdue, it's you who beg others, don't do it, how can you say that people pick up your cheapness, you old man will really plant it!"

"Hahaha, you eccentric doesn't speak well, but you're quite likable!" The old man said in a daze, and then said to the dog left: "Do you know how my donkey came from?" ”

Gou Yu blinked a few times and said tentatively: "Could it be that Da Zhuang Dad asked for your big green horse, embarrassed, and picked it for you?" ”

"Hahaha, I've convinced you, and I've let you guess again! He asked for my big green horse, and one day I met him again in the bazaar, and I said to him, "You have taken my horse away, and you must not be ungrateful, do me a favor, and help me choose an obedient donkey, what do you think?" He said that this is not a trivial matter, and it is not a problem. In this way, he helped me carefully select from the many donkeys, and finally determined it! ”

"Don't say it, people pick livestock is a set, this donkey is obedient, and humane, as long as it walks the way, next time you don't have to worry about it, it will not delay your business. My biggest problem is that I love to sleep, as long as I am free, I love to sleep, so people send nicknames to the old confused, as long as you catch the car, you just sleep your sleep, there is no wrong place at all, and when you get to the place it will chirp to wake you up, not to mention how sensible! ”

"Da Zhuang Dad got my big green horse, I got this little donkey, the same is a treasure, I don't suffer a loss, hahaha!" The old confused laughed out loud after he finished speaking!

"It's just a little too obedient, look at the big green horse, only the big strong father can call, and others don't think about it!"

"Yes. Da Zhuang Dad told me that this donkey is not inferior to Da Qingma, but it must be trained well from an early age, and this donkey is only trained by you, and no one wants to call it. I said that it doesn't work, I said that I am a good person, and the people don't have a big or small thing, if people use it, can't it be called, isn't it a matter of offending people? So, I didn't feel embarrassed about it when I was a child, and you have seen it, and it will do whatever you let it do, especially obedient! ”

"I said, old man, you see that it's time for the sky, let's get down to business." Lao Chen looked at the time, it was almost twelve o'clock, and the two of them were still waiting to go home, go back early and rest early, and they wanted to have time. So he said.

"Business? It's all this time, and there's still business? The old man asked, confused.

"They want to go home, Xie Chuan is still young, and I'm also afraid that my family will not worry, so I'll go to you and talk about it, please take the trouble to help, anyway, you are also going home, just all the way." Lao Chen said.

"Hey! Look at why didn't you say it earlier, isn't this a waste of time! ”

"Why don't you let me speak! I just said a word, do you remember the two people who sat in your car, one tall and one short, you only said where it was, I said in the factory, you look at you, put on the whip and run, I can't catch up with you on a bicycle, so much so that I also fell, almost couldn't get up, and said that you! ”

"Hahaha! You don't know that they are so angry with me that I can't sleep without eating dinner! When you knocked on the door, I was staring and lying on the kang thinking about this, I just couldn't figure out who was so lacking in virtue, I got home, and got me back, and there was a lot of work at home that was delayed! ”

"Okay, the words are all said, it should be a misunderstanding, you are old and there are a lot of adults, so don't worry about it."

"Okay, let's go back, anyway, where I'm a bad old man, I'm used to sleeping in the car, besides, now I know what's going on, and I'm not panicked in my heart, so I can sleep soundly!" Let's go, come with me, I'll put on the donkey cart, and let's go home! ”

"Thank you, old man, this is called no fight, no deal, this time I will go back and say something, I am sure to laugh to death a herd of cows! If Da Zhuang Daddy hears this, he may go to you for a drink! Gou Yu said to the old confused.

"Hahahaha! Okay, okay, I will definitely find him to drink if I have the chance, although he picked a good donkey for me, but after all, the horse is bigger than the donkey, and I still suffer a loss, and I will eat this loss back if I say anything! Hahaha! ”

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