Chapter 15: The Classics Revisited
Father Leng took the camera, and when he was about to take a picture, he saw Liu Hong, and the camera of his mobile phone fell to the ground with a click.
"Who are you going to take a picture of if the parents who took the family photo didn't come back?"
"Then count yourself in as an uncle." Su Shan replied sharply again.
"Count me in. I am the head of this house. ”
Liu Hong hurriedly came over to introduce each other. Then Father Leng invited Su Shan into the house.
"Did you just come here?" Father Leng asked.
"Well, I just arrived, what's going on, we are in the capital for the New Year, I don't hear that the old classmates live here by the way, come and see, this big brother, you will also come, that Guiqin, we will leave."
Liu Hong hurriedly said: "Don't be in a hurry to go!" ”
Father Leng pointed to the letter and asked, "What is this?" ”
"My dad wrote anonymously." Su Shan basically clicked on every word, and as soon as the words came out, someone would laugh.
"Can you see it?"
"It's illegal to peek at other people's beliefs."
Zhou Changshan followed up and said, "I wrote it for Guiqin." ”
Liu Hong was afraid that Zhou Changsheng would misunderstand, so he hurriedly said: "What kind of law is committed, take it apart and see." With that, he opened the letter.
Father Leng took the letter and said suspiciously, "Are you begging us again?" I'll look at the letter. You want to buy a piano? ”
In the laughter of the audience, Liu Hong explained: "My nickname is not Xiaoqin." ”
"Aren't you called Guiqin, you can't afford this piano, it's too expensive!"
"How much does that cost?"
"I don't sell it for any amount of money, why is this kid a little biao."
Almost every one of these sentences was a laugh, and the audience was numb with laughter, but they couldn't stop laughing.
In the last show, Su Shan himself was funny in front of the audience, this time it was good, they brought a few more people over, and the audience couldn't stand the laughter.
"Allow me to call you darling." Father Leng said in a long voice.
"My dad is so fierce, dad you are so powerful."
"It's a word that stands on hold now, and at best it means hello." Zhou Changshan explained.
Such a powerful explanation, the audience admired.
"I've never called it that." After Father Leng said this, he began to read the letter again: "At the age when the love circle was first opened. ”
"When the love sinus is first opened, the word sinus can't write and draw a circle."
"Dad, why are you so stupid, you can't write the landlord's fight?"
The audience laughed and admired Su Shan, is this okay? Does he dare to be funny?
The audience in front of the computer was laughing, and they gave Su Shan a resurrection ticket from the bottom of their hearts.
They have never seen such a funny sketch, as long as they move their fingers, they can resurrect Su Shan and perform for them again, why not?
On the computer screen, Father Leng began to read the letter again.
"You gave me confidence and hope and helped me study for seven years, and if I didn't see you for a day, I felt like I had lost my circle."
"It's like losing the soul, the soul can't write and draw a circle."
In the laughter, Father Leng read again: "During the holidays, in order to see you, I went to your house and did a lot of circle work. I can't read this letter, and this assembly is out of the circle. ”
"I read." Su Shan volunteered to take the letter and opened his mouth to say, "Little Dad." ”
"Poof!" Many viewers were just about to stop laughing and take a few breaths of fresh air, but they didn't know that Su Shan didn't give them a chance at all, just one mouth could make them laugh to death.
"It's Xiaoqin." Father Leng covered his forehead and said.
"Xiaoqin, I've been looking for you for so many years, and I've always wanted to say three words to you, omitting three words here."
Zhou Changshan explained again: "Save energy and reduce emissions, save some ink." ”
Father Leng began to count with his fingers: "Three words are omitted here, they are all seven words, you can't write it?" ”
Father Leng asked, "What do you want to say?" ”
"Thank you." Zhou Changshan pretended to wipe the sweat on his head and said.
"Qin, we haven't seen each other since I dropped out of school, but every year I have you in my dreams, and once we walked on the way from school, 27 words were omitted here"
The audience really laughed miserably, and they usually encountered such a situation in the books they read, but they didn't laugh as happily as they do now.
Does Su Shan know magic? Otherwise, how could he not control his laughter.
After Zhou Changshan explained, Su Shan read again: "Qin, you are the only woman in my heart, after going to the township to participate in the show that year, it was already dark when I went home, and the two of us passed by a budding rice field, and seventy-eight words were omitted here. ”
The same burden joke, the audience didn't feel anything wrong, and still laughed.
Zhou Changshan began to explain again. A few people, you and me, made the audience laugh.
Amid the laughter of the audience, Su Shan began to read the letter again.
"Qin, I have nothing to repay you, I don't say anything, please leave this card, this is my heart for you."
Father Leng hurriedly asked, "What card?" ”
Zhou Changshan explained: "Bank card, my family used to be poor, it was all Guiqin who helped me pay for the tuition, and I thought about it well and saved him 30,000 yuan in return." ”
"Where's the money? Where's the stuck? ”
"In that envelope!"
Liu Hong hurriedly said: "Oh, Mom, why didn't you say it earlier, can I ask you for this card, take it back quickly." After speaking, I have to return the card to Zhou Changshan.
"Bring it." Father Leng snatched it away, then looked at the card and said, "Hotel, room 302?" ”
When the audience heard this, they couldn't laugh even more, how talented they have to be to bring these funny burdens together.
While admiring Su Shan, everyone was even more optimistic about the show, but they forgot the time, and when the show arrived here, it was almost over.
On the stage, Su Shan asked Zhou Changshan: "Dad, you let me live there?" ”
Zhou Changshan took the room card, and then said, "Oops! We both misplaced the card. ”
With Zhou Changshan's ridiculous explanation, after Father Leng's aggressiveness, Su Shan began to read it again.
"Qin, without you, I don't have this child, I will definitely bring up this son." When Su Shan said this, he looked at Zhou Changsheng and asked, "Dad, didn't you say that my mother is gone?" ”
Father Leng also shouted: "Why did you give birth to a child again?" ”
"What's the matter?"
The audience can't stand the laughter, good guys, and the unexpected?
Liu Hong hurriedly asked Zhou Changshan: "What's going on?" Why do you still have a whole child coming out? ”
Before Zhou Changshan could answer, Su Shan cried again and said, "Uncle, do you say that this child is me?" ”
"Guess what?"
"Yes."
"You guessed it."
"Uncle!"
"Don't call me uncle, call me uncle! Your dad started earlier than me! ”
A bloody plot made Su Shan and several people laugh constantly, and the audience applauded.
This can't be said to be Su Shan's power, and Uncle Benshan is so good.
In the end, Zhou Changshan finally explained the origin of Su Shan, and the relationship between the four of them was also under the performance, which eased very well, and the whole ending was happy.
When the audience saw this, although they were reluctant, they also knew that Su Shan's performance was over.
Zhou Changshan, who was sitting on the kang, drank wine with Leng's father, and Liu Hong, an old classmate for many years, cooked by himself.
The heartwarming scene is nostalgic.
At this time, Su Shan didn't know where to take out a guitar.
The beautiful melody blends with the scene at this time, making people unconsciously immersed in it.
Will you remember tomorrow~
The diary you wrote yesterday~
Are you still thinking about it tomorrow~
You used to cry the most~
The teachers can't remember it anymore~
You can't guess the problem~
I also flipped through the photos by chance~
I just remembered you at the same table~
Who married the sentimental you~
Who read your diary~
Who coils up your long hair~
Who made you a wedding dress~
Su Shan closed his eyes and sang softly, the seemingly simple lyrics made everyone deeply involved in the storm of memories......
You used to be very careful
Ask me to borrow half an eraser
You've also talked about it unintentionally
Loved being with me
It was always blue
The days always go too slowly
You always say that graduation is far away
In the blink of an eye, they went their separate ways
Who meets sentimental you
Who comforts you who love to cry
Who read the letter I wrote to you
Who threw it in the wind
The old days are gone
I will have my wife too
I'll show her pictures too
Tell her about you at the same table
Who married you sentimental
Who comforts you who love to cry
Who coils up your long hair
Who made you a wedding dress
Lalala......
As Su Shan sang to the last part, many people's tears burst out of their eyes and could not be stopped.
Su Shan sang the memories they had buried deep in their hearts.
Who else will remember what it was like to be at the same table, and who will remember all the stupid things the two of them did in the first place?
Too many things have been forgotten, but who can throw away that sincere feeling?
Su Shan was still singing softly.
Liu Hong asked loudly: "Old man, what are you doing with paper and pen?" ”
Father Leng smiled: "I will also write a letter to my lesbian table." ”
"You're not afraid to write something, you?"
"I'll just write a name, omit 10,000 words here, and make her want to go!"
The audience wiped away the tears that came out, laughed and applauded, but at this time, no matter how they looked at it, they seemed to be forced to laugh......