Chapter 37: I'm Pikachu
As expected, a large number of Wing Chun boxing boxing, mental methods, artistic conception, moves, etc. kept emerging in the mind, the use of Ip Man's cards, Wu Xiaolong naturally learned the seventy or eighty percent of Wing Chun, and the rest is only the improvement of the degree of integration, all say that the secret treasure of the Heavenly Dao is a pit daddy, worthy of the name!
[Official position]: None.
[Prestige Point]: 10.
[Ghost Dao Realm]: The Ghost Soldier Realm Four Heavens.
[Mall]: Ghost Qi Pill (20 prestige points)
[Flop System]: Ghost Soldier Card...
[Inventory]: Du Fu Ghost Soldier Card, Cucumber, Guan Sheng Ghost Soldier Card, xxx Ghost King Card.
[Skill Bar]: Qinglian Sword Technique (50% fusion of Qinglong Blood Lotus). Ghost Qi Operation Secret 4005/10000 (10,000 can be upgraded to Ghost Master Realm Ghost Qi Operation Secret). Wing Chun (fusion 20%)
Looking at the screen, Wu Xiaolong admired this card for a while.
Li Bai's Qinglong Blood Lotus's initial fusion degree is 50, and Wing Chun is only 20, it seems that even if he inherits Ip Man's boxing skills, Wing Chun still can't be completely inherited!
As for how to use Wing Chun?
Wu Xiaolong's face regained his previous plain complexion, and he pressed down with his two hands to make a calm pressure movement. Randomly pointed the left index finger on the shoulder of Bruce Lee, who was sitting next to him, Bruce Lee opened his eyes suspiciously, and he didn't understand what Wu Xiaolong was doing with him?
Just when Bruce Lee was suspicious, Bruce Wu's left hand turned into a fist and punched over.
Bruce Lee was suddenly stunned, the situation of Shenma? Playing sneak attack again?
Bruce Lee subconsciously blocked with his right elbow, but when he was about to touch Bruce Wu's fist, this fist suddenly turned into a fist and gently brought Bruce Lee's elbow over, Bruce Lee's face suddenly opened, and a look of surprise looked at Bruce Wu's right hand fist with a gust of wind!
"Bang!" Bruce Lee was punched in the face! Nosebleeds flowed down!
Why is it always me who gets hurt?
Bruce Lee covered his nose with his hands, so uncomfortable, "Why are you beating me again?" Did I provoke you? ”
I just want to try the power of Wing Chun, but I can't tell you, Wu Xiaolong said seriously: "It's okay, I'm diverting your attention for you!" ”
Bruce Lee was stunned, "Divert attention? ”
Wu Xiaolong: "Yes, look, you don't feel a toothache?"
"I'll go to your uncle, my tooth doesn't hurt, my nose hurts!" Bruce Lee was furious after being stunned.
"Sorry, the calculation was wrong," Wu Xiaolong said lightly. It's so heartless, as if it's none of his business if it's not for him to hurt, the one-eyed ghost on the side can't look at it.
"You! I don't have time to pay attention to you! Bruce Lee scolded fiercely and left, since he met this evil guy, having lunch is either a tooth loss or a nosebleed, in this way, it is neither eternal nor overborn?
"This kid is real, he doesn't know how to fight back when he is beaten, good boy" Wu Xiaolong smiled with relief.
"I think people are scared of being played!" The one-eyed man was speechless.
"It's over, it's over, alien savior, it's over!" Just when Wu Xiaolong sighed, Pikachu Xiaoqiao jumped up and down to him, as if he was shocked, people who didn't know thought she was pregnant.
"What's wrong? McDonald's can't admit it? Wu Xiaolong was startled, and slapped the table with a "snap", forget about the hamburger or something, he still has 100,000 yuan in the hands of others.
Pikachu Xiaoqiao handed a paper ticket in his hand to Wu Xiaolong, "This is your 100,000, the McDonald's little girls are still quite strong, as soon as they win the lottery, some will take it, your 100,000 yuan is in this ticket, you can go to any money bank on Yin Si Street to get it"
"I mean, Hades is so funny, how can there be no such tall thing as a bank?" Wu Xiaolong quickly put the ticket in the pocket of his ripped jeans.
Nima's, finally rich!
Now... The peasants sang it!
Finally, I don't have to suffer under Yang Yuhuan's obscenity, wow Ka Ka!!
"McDonald's account is not in arrears, what are you doing?"
Pikachu Little Qiao said depressedly: "Sister Female Nerve just called, saying that my sister went to her house to find the Empress"
"Isn't it the Holy Maiden of the Divine Gate? The female nerve is Sister Yuhuan, right, I know this, so who is your sister? ”
"Her name is Da Qiao, a ghost catcher!!"
Wu Xiaolong was messy in the wind......
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"Yuhuan, I've told you many times, Xiao Qiao is still too young to go out with boys casually, how can you let Xiao Qiao go out with that strange tenant you don't know at all? What if he is trafficked? In Wu Xiaolong's rental house, a woman in a vigorous dress frowned and accused Yang Yuhuan.
If Wu Xiaolong was here, he would definitely sigh: What a special queen.
The dark hair with red color has the charm of a fairy, with a beautiful face, cut water eyes, a neck stretch, a bright texture, a waist like a su, and a humanoid missile! Born beautiful, the fairy jade appearance is just like this, if you only look at the appearance, this is definitely a fairy-level fairy.
But... If the fairy is dressed in a sexy and hot black leather coat, it will be a different matter, anyway, this fairy is wearing a tight black leather dress, how delicate and delicate, such as jade's full body is so annoying!
Yang Yuhuan sat on the other side of the leather-clothed woman, with two slender jade feet, showing her bikini more perfectly, the white and red twin peaks, which was too exciting.
Yang Yuhuan: "Da Qiao, you calm down a little, the guy who went out with Xiao Qiao has a bit of a problem with his brain, and he is not Xiao Qiao's opponent at all, don't worry that he will be unfavorable to Xiao Qiao"
Da Qiao, who had long dark red hair, shook his head and said, "Yuhuan, you don't understand, maybe you're right, your tenant should be sick, but Xiao Qiao is also sick, what if the two of them smell the same?" ”
Yang Yuhuan's beautiful eyes froze, "This... I really didn't expect that..."
"So, this has to be guarded against!" Da Qiao said very seriously.
Yang Yuhuan: "Then what are you going to do when you meet him?" ”
"Boom!" With a bang, Da Qiao kicked the dining table. After Xiao Qiao's tossing in the morning, this table has been rotten, and now after Da Qiao's kick, it has completely become history!
Rotten can't be rotten!
I only heard Da Qiao say, "I can't kick him!! ”
Outside the door.
Wu Xiaolong was speechless and glanced at Pikachu Xiao Qiao face to face, and as soon as they finished speaking, they rushed back in a hurry, but before they could go in, they heard such a speechless sentence.
First of all, the big Qiao beauty in it, let's not talk about whether I have the strength to abduct this Pikachu, and secondly, even if I have the strength, I'm afraid I can't abduct her.
Just Xiao Qiao, a senior secondary school disease, plus a cute little beauty, was beaten by a large number of fans before I was successfully abducted, right?
Furthermore, let's not talk about the issue of abduction and trafficking.
Let's just say... I'm really not sick!!
And also... What was the movement of that bang just now? Could it be that my house has been demolished?
Listening to her last sentence, it seems that Da Qiao has a bad temper? Are you planning to destroy my three views again?
Wu Xiaolong's heart was very chaotic, what was going on, couldn't he live a quiet day?
"Isn't your sister's temper bad?" Wu Xiaolong asked Xiao Qiao in a low voice.
Xiao Qiao blinked his eyes wide and smiled cutely, "How good the lion's temper is, how good she is"
"I think it's better for me to avoid the limelight," the corners of Wu Xiaolong's mouth twitched naturally.
"It's too late..."
Suddenly!
"Click!" I saw that the door suddenly opened, and a face like frost appeared. Her murderous eyes made Wu Xiaolong shiver inexplicably.
It's scary! She's going to kill me, what's the matter?
Xiao Qiao took off the head of the big yellow-skinned mouse, revealing that cute face that made people look at it, and grinned, "Sister, why are you here?" ”
Da Qiao said coldly: "If I don't come, aren't you going against the sky?" ”
Xiao Qiao's lips pursed, as if he was not convinced, "I went out to eat a hamburger, and I came back with 500 burgers."
"Don't you have anything to eat at home? Also go out to eat, 500 portions of burgers are nothing, if you like your sister, please eat 1,000 servings! ”
"But, I'm bored at home..."
"Then you have to be at home, how chaotic the society is outside, you are also a public figure, in case you are abducted, it will not be over?"
"This empress is invincible in the world, who abducted me?"
"If you can make a move in your sister and me, you can brag about this bull again" Da Qiao's face was very cold, cold to the bone, and he glanced at Wu Xiaolong with slanted eyes, and his tone was even colder.
Wu Xiaolong sighed inexplicably in his heart, what do you see me doing? Continue to educate this Pikachu who is sick in the second grade!
"You see that he doesn't look like he looks like a bad person, and you can go to dinner with him like this? Aren't you afraid of throwing up? Da Qiao said coldly, and Wu Xiaolong's heart was cold.
Am I not looking good?
I look like a bad guy?
Do you vomit when you eat with me?
I'll your second uncle!
Wu Xiaolong was depressed and wanted to die! If Da Qiao is not a woman, if Da Qiao is not a ghost hunter and has the strength of the ghost master realm, Wu Xiaolong swears to absolutely slap him in the face, and fuck your uncle.
"No, the alien savior is quite powerful except that he can't open the door and has a stupid brain" Xiao Qiao smiled, but he likes to assist, "He can also compose songs, and the songs he makes are very good!" ”
When Da Qiao heard this, he nodded, "You are Wu Xiaolong?" ”
When Wu Xiaolong heard this, Da Qiao's tone was very bad! It's probably not a good thing, so it's better not to admit it.
Wu Xiaolong snatched the head of the yellow-skinned rat from Xiao Qiao's hand and brought it on, "No, I'm Pikachu!" ”
Big Joe: "..."
Little Joe: "..."
Yang Yuhuan, who had just come up: "..."
Who the hell are you fooling? Is there anyone like you?