Chapter 101: Did You Make Wenqu!
"Nima!" Looking at the message that Bai Jiahei came back, Wenqu Xingjun couldn't help but exclaim.
It's not that Wenqu Xingjun hasn't seen a shameless immortal, but he has never seen such a shameless immortal! I couldn't help but be depressed and said, "Nima! Don't look at the reward you gave me yourself, it's only a thousand points! A thousand points, I'm embarrassed to ask me for a gift again, my day! ”
But as a good-faced literati, Wenqu Xingjun thought about it, thinking that he still had to send another gift to the other party, or he would lose his own face.
Who called himself a cheap mouthful! It would be a little meaning to give the other party back! Nima! It's also drunk to think about.
Wenqu Xingjun thought about it for a long time, and then he was entangled, and he didn't know what gift he should give over, right? Lose face! Send a good one, right? Nima only gave a 1,000-point reward from the other party, not even a fart. If you send something better, you feel uncomfortable.
In the end, Wenqu Xingjun could only turn his head and ask Wenchang Xingjun, who was sitting next to him, "Wenchang, what do you think I should send over?" ”
As the deputy editor of the Heavenly Court Reader, Wenchang Xingjun is basically tired of being with Wenqu Xingjun almost all the time except for holidays and meals. Therefore, the matter of Wenqu Xingjun is basically known to Wenchang Xingjun, of course, there is also a Wuqu Xingjun, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the three of them are immortals who wear the same pair of pants.
"You ask me? Burst! That's your own business, you want to go! Hearing Wenqu Xingjun's words, Wenchang Xingjun gave a disdainful look back and said, "Who called yourself a cheap mouth!" ”
"Damn, you can say that about me! As a good friend, you actually say this about me, I am so mulberry, woo woo. As he spoke, Wenqu Xingjun also showed an aggrieved expression, and squeezed out a few fake tears from his eyes.
Don't look at Wenqu Xingjun's appearance in front of Wenchang Xingjun at the moment, it's because the three of them are not only good friends, but also half-brothers. As early as when they were in the world, the three of them were tired of being together every day, not only did they rise together and pretend to be forced together, but they were also canonized by the Jade Emperor at the same time.
Therefore, only in front of Wenchang Xingjun and Wuqu Xingjun will the other party show this most natural expression in the mortal world.
"Nima! Fuck off, don't disgust me, okay. Looking at Wenqu Xingjun's disgusting expression, Wenchang Xingjun pushed him away and said speechlessly: "Why don't you ask Xiao Wu and see if he has anything suitable that can help you." ”
"Xiao Wu, what do you say?" Seeing that Wenchang Xingjun ignored his expression, Wenqu Xingjun hurriedly turned his head to Wuqu Xingjun and asked.
"Ahh What the? I was just reading a novel! I didn't hear what you said, or Brother Qu, do you say it again? Wuqu Xingjun put down the immortal jade mobile phone in his hand, raised his head and winked at his innocent eyes, and replied.
"Poof! Xiao Wu, it's okay not to tease my brother like this, hurry up, do you have any of that kind there, which looks high-end but is actually useless. Wenqu Xingjun dodged, and pounced in front of Wuqu Xingjun, hugged the other party's shoulder, and whispered in his ear.
"Something that looks fancy but doesn't actually work?" Wu Qu Xingjun scratched his forehead, thought for a long time, and shouted: "Brother Qu, it seems that I really have such a thing, but I don't know if the other party will want it." ”
"What's that? Why don't you take it out and take a look at it. Hearing Wuqu Xingjun's reply, Wenqu Xingjun immediately showed a look of hope, couldn't wait, and shouted: "Whether the other party wants it or not is its business, anyway, don't lose your brother's face!" Hey. ”
"Alright! Here's it, here you go. Seeing his boss staring straight at him, Wuqu Xingjun immediately couldn't stand it, Nima! It's just disgusting, don't want it! Quickly took out something from his arms and handed it to the other party.
"What is this? Difu Commercial Hotel VIP Check-in Card? Looking at what Wuqu Xingjun handed to him, it was actually a golden card, which also read: Difu Commercial Hotel VIP check-in card with a few big words.
"Poof!" Wenqu Xingjun immediately couldn't help but complain: "Sure enough, Nima is a thing that looks high-end, but it's actually useless!" I said Xiao Wu, when did you get this VIP card? I don't think you've ever been to the underworld, right? ”
"Well, hehe, this was given by Yan Jun at the Jade Emperor's birthday banquet last time, saying that I would go to the underworld to have fun when I was free, and that I was asked to help and promote the tourism of the underworld." Wuqu Xingjun smiled around his head.
"Cut, who's going to that hell place! It's a gloomy look all day. Hearing the other party's answer, Wenqu Xingjun couldn't help but stretch out a middle finger and shouted, "Let's not talk about that scenery first!" But in that sanitary environment, Nima is just dirty and messy! ”
"Alright! Don't you complain, don't you want to give that white and black gift back? Seeing that Wenqu Xingjun turned on the spit mode again, Wenchang Xingjun immediately couldn't stand it, and quickly interrupted the other party's words and said speechlessly.
"Uh, yes! I almost forgot if you didn't say it! Hehe. Hearing Wenchang Xingjun's words, Wenqu Xingjun turned around, returned to his position, took out his Xianyu mobile phone, and sent the VIP card of Difu Commercial Hotel in his hand to the other party with a drip.
Seeing that Wenqu Xingjun finally stopped complaining, Wenchang Xingjun and Wuqu Xingjun glanced at each other, and at the same time shouted in their hearts: "Nima! It's finally quiet. ”
At this time, Han Feng had just gotten off work from his tea restaurant, and after receiving his driver's license from the driving school, he returned to his small villa.
Back in the hall and rubbing his shoulders that were a little sore, Han Feng sat down on the sofa with his buttocks, exhaled, and took out his mobile phone to look at it.
At the same time, he secretly said in his heart: "I don't know if Wenqu Xingjun will really give me another return gift?" ”
Thinking of the last message he sent to the other party in the morning, Han Feng couldn't help but chuckle, "How could I be so shameless at that time?" Hehe. ”
As soon as you open the reader page on your phone, you will see a system information prompt popping up on it: Ding Dong, Wenqu Xingjun will give you a small gift, please pay attention to check. [Note, according to the system's judgment, the gift is not suitable for the current use of white and black, and the system has changed the attributes of the gift by itself.] 〕
"Poof! Did the system change the gift properties on its own? Nima! What a situation this is! Looking at the annotations displayed on the system prompt, Han Feng couldn't help but be speechless.
This was the first time Han Feng had encountered such a situation, and it had never happened before.
Zou frowned, Han Feng was completely speechless, as if he hadn't figured out what the hell this system was, he had always thought that this was just a reader software released by Heavenly Court, didn't he see that there was also a chief editor and deputy editor.
But now the system actually says that it has modified the attributes of the gift by itself, and this Nima is a little confused!
"The gift given to him by the gods can still be modified?" Silently looking at the system prompt on his phone, Han Feng didn't move for a long time, just stared blankly.
After a long time, he came back to his senses, and muttered to himself: "Forget it, if you can't think clearly, you don't want to, why waste your brain cells!" I'm just a mortal, what do you want to do so much, hehe, let's take a look at this first, what is the gift that has been modified by the system! ”