Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Fate of Little White Face
"Xiao Qiao, hurry up and explain, I didn't eat your soft rice!" Wu Xiaolong's face was very dark, just now he and Xiao Qiao went out of the apartment to buy food, Xiao Qiao said that he wanted to eat McDonald, the taste of McDonald lingered in his mouth and tongue, which made people have a strong memory.
Although the food in the underworld is a bit special, it seems that it has been invaded by that dark ghostly aura. The finished product is very poor, and the burger that comes out of Zuò will not taste good.
However, it's 10,000 times better than Sister Yuhuan's scrambled egg fried rice!
Sister Yuhuan's egg fried rice is a rice-type drug, Sister Yuhuan is a Breaking Bad, and her cooperation with egg fried rice is a peerless killer!
Wu Xiaolong was stinky to death on the spot when he ate it on the first day, Sister Yuhuan was forced to pretend to be so powerful, Wu Xiaolong silently became a lamb to be slaughtered.
In addition to the reason why she hasn't eaten for three days, in addition to the fact that the appearance of the one-eyed ghost is too penetrating, one of the most important reasons is that her food is poison, and whoever eats it is unlucky!
In the end, as soon as Wu Xiaolong and Xiao Qiao summed up, okay, they went to eat McDonald's.
Wu Xiaolong, as always, was the same as when he was in the world, two portions of burgers per person, and said magnificently: I pay.
Behold...... It didn't take long for Wu Xiaolong to fuck up and touch his pockets.
Peaty, the whole body adds up to the money of a hamburger, most of his money is given to the bookstore uncle, I'll take it, this forced pretend is not ordinary.
There was no way, and in the end, Xiao Qiao had to pay the bill.
However, when Xiao Qiao paid the bill, Wu Xiaolong suddenly felt that the eyes of the people around him were very wrong.
"Another little white face!"
"Hey, there is not much in this world, just a lot of little white faces, I heard that there is an apartment not far from this McDonald, and the landlord inside has a little white face, and yesterday the ghost prison commander was alarmed."
"The little white face is a scourge to the world!"
"A man even wants a woman to pay, cut!"
"Scumbag!"
"It's not a thing,!"
What's more, the words of the few people around him fell into Wu Xiaolong's ears without missing a word, dumbfounded, really dumbfounded.
You think I don't want to pay for it!
But can I say that I am a black household, and there is no subsidy for the residence of Hades at all! Where did I get the money,?
A big yellow-skinned mouse stood beside Wu Xiaolong in a daze, this mouse was very eye-catching, if it weren't for the fact that this mouse said: This empress will pay for it.
The people around you don't necessarily know that it's a woman inside.
It was precisely because of this sentence that Wu Xiaolong was unlucky.
It's okay if you don't speak, as soon as you speak, everyone knows that you are a woman, what does this make them think of Wu Xiaolong?
Can you not think that he is a little white face?
It seems that Wu Xiaolong and Xiao Baimian have an inseparable fate.
"The alien savior didn't eat my soft rice, he just didn't have any money, and he just wanted me to pay!" Pikachu Little Joe God assisted, explaining to the innocent little girl.
Your uncle, isn't it more complete for you to explain it like this?
Wu Xiaolong's face was very dark, and the black was terrifying.
Sure enough, as Wu Xiaolong expected, the people around him looked at him with even more disdain.
"What kind of person, if you don't have money, you won't make money, and you have to pay for other girls, cut!"
"It's really not a thing, I said you're a ghost, you won't starve to death, why do you still come out to eat, if you want the girls to pay, I'd rather not eat if it's me"
"It's, it's just, this guy isn't a thing!"
"You're a scumbag!"
“……”
Listening to the voices of the people around him, Wu Xiaolong wanted to remain silent.
Xiao Qiao is the legendary pig teammate, the more you talk about it, the darker it gets, you cow, you cow!
I don't want to explain, explanation is to cover up, and to cover up is to do it, and then I became a little white face.
Wow, who did I offend? Yesterday it was Xiaobai, even if it was today? Do I really have the life to be a little white face?
"This ghost pinched his fingers, you will definitely be an excellent little white face in the future!" One-eyed ghost assists.
"Get out!" Wu Xiaolong pulled the yellow-skinned big mouse Xiao Qiao away with a dark face, and found a place to sit down and eat the hamburger first.
As for Yang Yuhuan at home?
Who cares about her, let her eat her own rice-type drugs.
"The alien savior of the Menka Star, your skin is not white, and it is less than one-ten-thousandth of the skin of this empress, why do they say that you are a little white face?" Pikachu Joe and Wu Xiaolong sat in a position near the window of McDonald's, holding the burger in both hands and nibbling there, so kawaii.
"I'll you, you don't know?" Wu Xiaolong took a bite of the hamburger and said with a dark face.
Are you really natural or fake and simple, a teenager with a second disease, oh, it's really scary.
"I don't know, this empress is very simple"
"Ahem, you're very simple, so simple that I'm afraid!"
Wu Xiaolong's face was not very good, and he took a bite of the hamburger, uh-huh! Sure enough, this burger is not as delicious as the burger in the world, it feels like eating ordinary steamed buns, it is dry and not fragrant, and the taste is not strong! The ghost spirit of heaven and earth in the underworld is too hateful!
His eyes wandered, and he felt that this underworld was a place for pit people, according to the current situation, he was still far from being the king of Hades, and he was really tired, and he didn't want to play.
"Alien savior, this empress wants to ask you a few questions, one, why do you feel that your momentum has soared a lot after taking the medicine, did you take the powerful pill that Lord Bai Wuchang said?"
Wu Xiaolong: "You think too much! ”
"Isn't it? Is it because you have some kind of neuropathy, and the medicine you take can stimulate this nerve element, which will stimulate your ghost energy, so that you will skyrocket all the way and become stronger? ”
The sick boy in the second middle school is so terrible, Wu Xiaolong: "I say that you think too much, I also want to ask you, are you a dignified Loli little diva a chatter?" ”
"How is it possible, this empress is just curious!" Pikachu Xiao Qiao suddenly exclaimed inexplicably, pointed behind Wu Xiaolong and shouted, "Alien savior, look, look, isn't that the famous ninth-rank ghost Bruce Lee on Yin Si Street?" His reputation on Yin Si Street is not much weaker than mine, I didn't expect this character to come to this wheat pawn to eat! ”
"You're a little diva of Lori, and you're embarrassed to talk about others? Aren't you coming to eat too? And eat more than I do! Bruce Wu first glanced at him with disdain, and then suddenly stunned, Bruce Lee?
Did you meet Bruce Lee in the bookstore yesterday? Wu Xiaolong turned his head suspiciously, and his eyes were instantly aimed at a strong man, so good, it was really Bruce Lee who was not civilized!
"Bruce Lee! Brother Xiaolong! Come here, come here! … Come and eat together! "Wu Xiaolong is happy, you will meet acquaintances when you eat a McDonald's Dang, good job! Besides, this acquaintance still owes him an apology, can he not be happy?
Bruce Lee, who was arguing with the innocent little girl, suddenly jumped on his brows, and a sense of foreboding soared, looking back, peaty, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out!
I actually met this evil little white face! This luck is enough for Bruce Lee to be sour for a while.
In Bruce Lee's eyes, Bruce Wu is the spokesperson of the evil sect!
First of all, he memorized the contents of the book and slapped him in the face.
Then it was the evil sect that defeated Li Mao and slapped him in the face, causing him to be underestimated by his aunt and uncle.
I went to him, I saw him twice, and I was slapped in the face twice, isn't this still evil?
I can meet you when I come out for lunch, this... It's just dog luck, you can't step on it!
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(After asking for a recommendation, I'll leave immediately!) )