Chapter 101: No Clothes
He Yiyi immediately said: "I will promise to change someone else, but I really can't love the greasy man who dyes his hair and perms, and I may disappoint you." β
Jie Jie raised his eyebrows and asked Chen Bin, "Am I greasy?"
Chen Bin nodded without hesitation: "From head to toe, I have never seen anything more oily than you." β
"Damn!" "Jiejie snorted and chirped: "What does it matter if you have a little oil, you can change it, I have always known that I am wrong-"
"Going!"
The three of them looked towards the source of the sound together, and saw a middle-aged man in a blue military uniform standing upright at the corner of the aisle, his voice was thick and calm, which shocked people's hearts.
"Captain Zhang!" Chen Bin and He Yi also immediately saluted.
Zhang Shanchun, the captain of Dongfang No. 2, nodded slightly, and looked at Jiejiegao: "Hurry up!" and disappeared around the corner.
Jiejiegao pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Urge your sister!" looked at He Yiyi again, revealing a greasy smile: "Little beauty, I really don't think about leaving a contact information or something? I'm a first-level combat powerββ"
"Eh, okay, you're only sixteen years old, what do you want to do!" Chen Bin hurriedly stopped, "Captain Zhang urged you, just hurry up and get out, don't chirp here!"
"Haha, just kidding, look at your urgency!" Jiejiegao patted Chen Bin on the shoulder and said, "Then I'll leave the little beauty, I'll see you again in the future!" Uncle Chen, I may have to disappear for a while, don't miss me too much!"
"Get out of here!" Chen Bin rolled his eyes to the sky, and said in his heart If you didn't owe me points, Uncle Ghost would only think about you!
Driving Huang Mao away, he smiled awkwardly and said, "He's just like that, a gangster, just ignore him." β
He Yiyi pursed his lips and smiled: "Let's continue to talk about your three requirements." β
"Well, the first requirement is your own promise, obey the order and listen to my command, and do not act alone. β
"No problem. He Yiyi also agreed.
"The second one is not a requirement, I don't know what it is, I just want to say that if you really encounter danger, I may not be able to guarantee your safety, so it's best to know in your own heart, and don't pin all your hopes on me. β
He Yiyi nodded: "What about the last one?"
Chen Bin straightened his face and said, "The last one, I'm only two years older than you, don't call me uncle, either call me brother or call me senior, okay?"
"Hmm......" He Yiyi pouted, hesitated for a long time, and then reluctantly said: "I'll do my best!"
β......β
What is there to hesitate to ask for such a simple request?
Chen Bin didn't bother to entangle with this girl anymore, anyway, the ugly words were ahead, if something happened, he couldn't blame him for not saving him. Damn, dare to say that I am soft-hearted, my heart is hard, ten times harder than an alloy drill bit!
He sent Li Ruochen away in a few words, and then trotted all the way back to the dormitory.
He hadn't been so excited for a long time, and the last time he was so excited was when he unboxed a customized portable computer the size of his palm in his last life.
This time it was also unpacked, and the contents of the box were completely unknown, from Captain Zuo.
"What could it be?"
He took a deep breath and carefully opened the blue box.
"Damn! play me!" He jumped like thunder, spat lotus flowers in his mouth, and instantly scolded Captain Zuo seventeen or eighteen times.
There was nothing in the gift box, just a lone note.
"Damn,, I'm!"
He was full of expectations, but it turned out that damn it, a note is so grand, is he sick? And Li Ruochen's pen, swearing that what is quite precious, precious Your mother's size, your family note is precious?
He was so angry that he couldn't even burn the sticky notes and boxes to the ground.
He took another deep breath, slightly suppressed the desire to vent, there were a few lines of small print on the sticky note, he decided to take a look first, he reached out and grabbed the sticky note roughly.
"Huh?"
He was stunned, and then signed, as if there was something? He touched it, it was quite a strange feel, like silk but not silky, and most importantly, this thing was completely transparent!
You can't see it, you can touch it...... Could it be......
"Wouldn't it?
He felt his heart pounding and couldn't help but swallow. Gently picked up the note, only to see that it was written: "This [no clothes] can also be used twice, the function introduction and how to use it have been sent to your account, delete it after reading, do not pass it on." β
S-level equipment, no clothes, the equipment department costs 280,000 points, even in S-level equipment, it is a lot of price, and it belongs to the category of priceless and marketable.
Chen Binle blossomed.
"Captain Zuo, apologize to you, you're still great. β
As he spoke, he turned on his computer and logged on to the association's intranet.
He knew the function of Wuyi too well, and he could almost recite the introduction of all S-class equipment. Wuyi is based on the S-class sea monster [None], without this sea monster as the name suggests, it is nothing, no shape, no color, no smell and no weight, it only has one thing, that is, the field, the field of nothing, and the endless field.
Having inherited almost all of Nothing's characteristics - except for a little weight and the shape of the clothes - None retains a portion of Nothing's realm, only a small part, unable to trap people, but capable of absorbing five Sea King-level attacks.
He clicked on the method of use, and there was only a short line of words: Activate the materialization with the fog of condensation, and the field can be expanded for three seconds, note: The first-level combat power is available above, the field is uncontrollable, and there is no risk of autophagy.
The fog of condensation refers to the fog that is naturally absorbed into the human body and eventually settled, and the fog that is instantly lifted by the external force of the mist capsule is not included.
Chen Bin carefully took out the clothes, took off the clothes, and then carefully put the clothes on his body. He had never been so gentle through his clothes, as gentle as if he were caressing his lover's hair.
At this time, if someone is watching, they must think that this person is practicing non-physical performance, and he is very deep into the play, and even smirks in the mirror.
Chen Bin looked in the mirror, and a strong body and a piece of clothing that could not be seen were reflected in the mirror.
"This should be the legendary emperor's new clothes, ha, probably the emperor of the Omelan Kingdom can't afford to wear such expensive clothes. β
He twisted his waist to try to get a full view. The data provided by the Equipment Department is that the weight is less than one gram, what is the concept? The weight of a paper clip is almost one gram, and a piece of clothing is even lighter than a paper clip! In the real sense, wearing it is the same as not wearing it.
He was suddenly a little worried. In the usage method, it is said that it can only be stimulated by first-level combat power, but he has just crossed the threshold of first-level combat power, and he doesn't know if he has reached the requirements. If the chain drops at a critical time, that's bad.
He thought for a moment and sent a text message to Captain Zuo: "I received it without clothes, thank you, Captain!
Two minutes later, the phone shook, and there were only two short words: "Yes." β
He looked at these two words and almost cried with joy.