Chapter 171: Making a Big Mess at the Brigade Headquarters
"Let's talk about it first, you hit me first, you should help me up first, apologize, who made you an elder! But you shouldn't be unreasonable anyway, right? And let me light a cigarette for you? Are you still an elder? Are you still a secretary? Well? ”
The dog sat on the ground aggrieved, grinning aggrievedly, covering his buttocks, and hitting the old secretary with his balls and said. He felt that the old secretary was weird today, and if he didn't know what he said before, I wouldn't light a cigarette for him!
"Hey, you're a poor boy, you're a good man, and you still talk in a way. You just say you don't want to order, right? As long as you order, we can say anything, if you don't order, I'll spend it with you today! The old secretary sat on the threshold and said to Gou Yu unhurriedly, he found that Gou Yu's child was quite an adult, and from his words you could hear a kind of power, a kind of sensible and polite and revealing a domineering momentum! The old secretary thought to himself, well, this kid must not be wrong when he grows up.
"Hey, why do you think I'm licking my face and looking for you?! Originally, I was full of joy to report a major event to you, but I didn't expect you to be so unreasonable and regret that I am dead! Yes, even if I eat salty radishes and worry about it, I can't go, I can't afford to hide, you are your secretary, if I am kicking your door from now on, I will not be raised by my father! The dog stood up with an indignant "poof" and raised his leg to leave.
"Sit down!" The old secretary dragged the dog leftover, and pressed the dog to the ground again with both hands and said: "Tell you the dog leftover, your uncle is annoying there today, don't mess with me, stay here honestly!" If you don't look for me today, I'm still looking for you, just when you came, you can't leave, do you hear? ”
"What's that?" When the old secretary heard that the old secretary was looking for him, he stared strangely and read his nose with his index finger and said, "What's the matter?" You, you're looking for me? Hahaha, can you find me, a big secretary? Bluffing children? Pull it down, you! When the old secretary heard this, the old secretary came to the spirit and said: "Tell your uncle, don't think that my dog is heartless, my heart is always bright!" As far as you adults are a little bit greasy, I know what kind of you pout and pull, who is rare! ”
"Hey, you bunny, kicking your nose in the face? How do you talk to me? Well? ”
"Who told you to bully? It doesn't matter who it is, I can't bully me! ”
"Who bullied you? Well? I'm upset that you can't play with you, huh? You see what you can endure, you are older than me, listen to you, or listen to me? Well? ”
"Pull it down, you, you can't say it to me, why didn't you say it earlier, ah? Holding a child is not a good person, do you think you adults are sensible? I don't like to take care of you, but if you look at the things that you adults do, how many of them are done by people? Well? ”
"Haha, you rabbit cub, it really looks like a good thing! The left one is 'um' and the right one is 'um'. But if you think about it, your words still make sense, yes, according to logic, people should be more productive the longer they are, but there are many people, but the longer it is, the more puzzling it is! Hey, man! "The words of the dog just now seemed to touch the old secretary, and he said these words from the bottom of his heart with great emotion!
What Gou Yu said is very right, who said that the child's words are unreasonable? Isn't it true that what adults do is acting under reason? Looking at the whole world, all the rights and wrongs, which ones are not all adults causing trouble? If it is really as the dog leftovers said, if it is really as innocent as him, how beautiful this world should be!
"I also tell you uncle, I didn't learn anything else from adults, I learned a 'um' and 'ah', I think this is your most classic words! It can make the wrong become right, and the right can become wrong, and it is a symbol of power! I love these two words, this is my motto, it is a weapon to kill, and it is the foundation of getting ahead! ”
The old secretary now wants to smoke a cigarette very much, and he really can't hold back the emotion in his heart after listening to the words of the dog! He looked at the cigarette roll and match he was holding in his hand, and then at the dog in front of him, the old man who had lived most of his life was at a loss! He really didn't know if he should let the child light the cigarette or light it himself! But in his heart, it seems that the words left by the dog light up a great truth!
How could such a child come to such a clear truth? Haoran, Wanruo, and just as Wanruo said, the combination of these two people is the most appropriate! Their common language, what they usually speak, is inherently different from the common people, and their speech and demeanor can influence the next generation even more!
"Speak, uncle? Silly, right? I also tell you that I have come to you today because I have come prepared, and there is no distinction between big and small things, but equality is wanted. Seeing that the old secretary didn't speak for a long time, the dog said again.
"You don't come to this way and bully your elders? I'm telling you a sentence, 'I'll tell you too' This sentence is the patent of the elders, you have no right to say it! I also told you that a hundred mistakes of the elders are right for you, you are a hundred right, and the elders say that you are not right, do you understand this truth? That is to say, when talking to elders, you must have a minimum of respect, and you can't exceed the bottom line, no matter how reasonable you say, you will also encounter resistance! ”
"Don't talk to me so much, you can't digest it if you talk too much, just say what is the matter with me."
"Hey, you have a reason for everything, you pay it back! Didn't you say that you also had something to do with me, you can tell me first. ”
"Light me a cigarette first."
"General? If you don't say pull down, don't look at you as an elder, I'm a loach in your hands, I say run away, you can't catch me, you have to lose everything! Help me up, I still don't believe it, it was originally your unreasonable thing, but you have the upper hand, I don't accept it! ”
"My business matters!"
"My business is bigger than yours!"
"Okay, good, you're the master, take it!" The old secretary faced this ghost spirit, he was really speechless! I can't say it anymore, the more I talk about myself, the more I lose it!
The old secretary deigned to step forward and helped the dog up.
"Pat me on the dirt!" Gou Yu stood in place and said to the old secretary.
"Hey, you bastard, you have to sell cheaply!" The old secretary said "Okay", spat at the palm of his hand and said, "Come, I'll pat you on the soil!" The old secretary said, holding back his strength, rounding his arms, and shining on the dog's remaining ass and balls, and went down suddenly!
Gou Yu is not stupid, he had long expected that the old secretary would come to such a hand. I saw that when the old secretary's slap had not fallen, the dog jumped forward suddenly, jumped into the house at once, and laughed and pointed at the old secretary and said, "If you want to play this, you are still a little tender!" ”
Tong Yan is unscrupulous, tender is tender, what do you care about them? What kind of reason can you calculate? A child is a child, no matter how much they know, they are a child after all!
The old secretary shook his head, and reluctantly lit his cigarette and walked into the conference room.
The dog was not polite, he saw a full cup of water in the cup, and without saying a word, he drank it all with a "knock knock"!
"Hey! You're welcome, you're the host! The old secretary looked at the dog and said.
"Hey, what are you two polite about! Say, if you have anything to do with me, as long as I know it, I will never lie about the military situation! ”
"Sit down, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. You sit here, this is the state organ, you are a citizen, you must unconditionally accept the people's government's inquiry, otherwise you will have to bear legal responsibility, and your uncle will never be polite when the time comes! Tell me, what do you have to react to when you come to the brigade headquarters? ”
Haoran's abnormal reaction was indeed on the tip of the old secretary's heart, he must be busy for a while, and the affairs in the team headquarters must be given to one person, and the most suitable person for this is Haoran. With his current situation, he can't take on such a big responsibility, and his matter must be solved as soon as possible!
The man who stood before him was his son, and he could not hide the affairs of the house. He just said that he had something important to tell him, isn't this exactly what he wants to know?
The old secretary said very seriously just now, and he stopped the dog! Yes, this is the first time in his life that he is sitting here, this is a very serious place, this is a very sacred place, and anyone who comes here, whether you are a good person or a bad person, you have to have a proper attitude, give up lies, and be honest and have something to say!
"Uncle, let me tell you the truth, I have discovered a big secret, and that's why I am looking for you today!" Gou Yu said.
"Well, you say, you little bit wouldn't have come to me if it weren't for something big, just say, I'll listen."
"Uncle Hey, let me tell you a big secret, you know the one-eyed dragon in the vegetable garden, do you know who he is?"
"One-eyed dragon? Who doesn't know this? What happened to him? ”
"Let me tell you, this guy is a mysterious figure, a bull ghost and snake god hidden within our people, and a rich and bad rightist who wants to be dictatorship!"
"Huh? Cow ghost snake god? Returning the rich to the anti-bad rightists? So wicked? ”
"Not really! Listen to what I'm telling you, if you don't investigate this guy strictly, your sin will be great! After the dog left, he told the ins and outs of the matter very seriously!
"Oh, that's what it's hiding! Well. ”
After listening to the dog's words, the old secretary began to circle around the house.
No, such a hero is still suffering from such treatment, it's not fair, I want to help him, I can't let such a good comrade suffer such grievances anymore.
"Good dog leftover, you have made a meritorious service! I'll take care of this as soon as possible. After the old secretary finished speaking, he changed the topic and said: "Gou Yu, your question is over, it's time for me to say it, right?" ”
"Okay, you say, I'll listen to that."
"What's the matter with your father?"
"My dad? What happened to my dad? ”
"What a big head of garlic! Frankly. Why is he listless, is there something going on at home? ”
"Oh, don't say it, there's something going on at home, and it's not small!"
"Then you say it quickly, what are you selling!"
"That's not good, I promised my father, no one can say it without his consent, this is not a trivial matter, people have to talk about credit! You can do this, wait until I go back and ask my father, and my father agrees and I will tell you later. ”
"Hey, you little bastard, play me. It seems that I can't clean you up today, and I can't be you! After the old secretary finished speaking, he went up to catch the dogs.
As Gou Yu said, he is a loach in front of the old secretary, no matter how the old secretary catches him, Gou Yu can't catch it!
"Good boy, you don't believe in this evil today, if I can't catch you, my secretary won't do me!"
"Haha, come on, it's fun, if you can catch me, I won't let the dog leave me!"
You see, this old man and young man began to make a fuss in the house. It seems that the old secretary is really old, his legs and feet are really inflexible, and he sees that the dog is in front of him, but every time he wants to reach out to grab the dog leftover, he is always half a beat slow! The dog is still provoking from time to time, come on, come on, come on, I don't believe in fighting you old gangster! Let you bully me, I'm going to let you know today that I know how good my dog is left!
Hey, the old secretary is so angry, the more this bastard boy talks, the more he doesn't like to talk, he holds back his strength, concentrates all his energy and is ready to fight, he can't believe that he can't catch this king who jumps up and down! The old secretary stacked all the tables and chairs aside, leaving an open space, and he staggered back and forth to play by himself.
"Haha, it's useless, you can't catch me like this, I often play like this at school, no one has ever caught me, let alone you!"
It's over, don't say that the old secretary catches him, if the dog is left, he can be half angry, and the energy that comes to catch him will already be in chaos!
The two of them tossed for a long time, the old secretary really couldn't stand it, he was tired and panting, he sat on the chair, panting heavily, and couldn't even speak!
"Well, you can't do it! Okay, my mission is complete, I won't fight with you, remember what I told you, it's a big deal, I'm leaving! ”
After the dog left, he jumped down from the table, and while the old secretary was not paying attention, he rushed to the door. Just when the dog leftover just wanted to slip out, he didn't want to be hit by a person head-on, and the unlucky dog leftover sat on the ground again!
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