144 Extra3 A woman with a split mouth
07:00。
"Am I beautiful in this?" Taeko looked left and right in the mirror.
Yue Lingshan said seriously, it's very beautiful, but won't it be too limelight?
Taeko pondered, it makes sense, change it.
It's still beautiful.
Taeko grinned, she has a wife who dresses beautifully, right?
Get lost!
07:50。
Go to the street to buy groceries.
"This one is fresh today, buy this." The proprietress of the vegetable vendor recommended that they are all old customers for decades, and they speak very casually.
In a moment's effort, Yue Lingshan's hands were already full of vegetables.
"I'll pick one up." Taeko said.
Yue Lingshan frowned, what should I do if I stain your clothes, or I'll come.
The proprietress of the vegetable vendor smiled, you are still so tired, it is really numb.
Miaozi blushed and squinted at Yue Lingshan.
Yue Lingshan despised it, she was an old woman, and she pretended to be a girl with a spring, which was too shameless.
PIU! PIU! PIU! PIU!
The proprietress of the vegetable vendor covered her forehead and started to fight again? Taeko, it's enough to hit a few times, and it's too late to go home and cook.
09:25。
When the neighbor Mrs. A saw Yue Lingshan and Miaozi from a distance, she shouted loudly, Mrs. B, come and see, Miaozi is beating her husband again.
Mrs. B rushed to the scene.
"Oh, Taeko, why did you beat Mr. Yanagi again, let me see, it's so pitiful."
Mrs. B glared at Yue Lingshan angrily, why didn't she know how to feel sorry for Miaozi, a woman hurts her body when she beats someone. Taeko, go back and stick a few more cucumbers, otherwise you will get wrinkled.
Mrs. A also despises Yue Lingshan, if Miaozi wants to beat you in the future, you should be clever and lie on the ground immediately, don't always trouble Miaozi, this is not good.
Yue Lingshan was furious, believe it or not, I will kill your whole family with a knife.
Mrs. A is calm, Taeko, Mr. Yagyu said that he was going to hack our whole family to death.
Taeko smiled, okay, okay, let her go when the meal is over.
Mrs. A's eyes lit up, today your third child brought his girlfriend to the door, let's help.
Won't it be too much trouble for you?
Mrs. B waved, of course not, I have been looking forward to this day for a long time.
10:08。
The eldest family has arrived.
"Grandparents!" A little girl ran desperately and threw herself into Taeko's arms.
"Oh, Hiromi is so cute today." Taeko kisses the little girl's face.
Hiromi smiled happily, grandma, we have a sports day in our kindergarten next Wednesday, you and grandpa must come.
Taeko smiled, okay, I must come.
Next Wednesday? Yue Lingshan flipped through her notes, grandpa has something to do next Wednesday, and grandma will come alone.
The boss was shocked: "Don't, Dad, you must come." If you don't come, people will misunderstand your mother's appearance. ”
Looking at the appearance, the eldest is 35 years old, the eldest daughter-in-law is 30 years old, Yue Lingshan is 55 years old, and Miaozi is 25 years old; Look at the clothing, Miaoko is dressed in the world's top brand fashion, how to be young and beautiful, how to wear it, and the stable professional wear of the eldest daughter-in-law.
The boss and Taeko stand together, mother and son? Little three!
Yue Lingshan is here, it is an old husband and young wife, and the lascivious old man Yue Lingshan participates in his granddaughter's sports meeting; Yue Lingshan was not there, but the boss openly took his wife and junior to participate in his daughter's sports meeting.
In Kengyue Lingshan, it took a week to explain to the rest of the parents and teachers that this was the choice of the mother and not the junior, and the boss chose the former rationally and without hesitation.
10:22。
The second family arrived.
Taeko wondered why you were here too.
The second child hugged Miaozi, and finally saw the third girlfriend's jaw drop, so looking forward to it.
Taeko laughed, and I remembered my son-in-law's stunned appearance.
The husband of the second child also laughed, and he was really surprised at the time. Whoever meets his wife and her mother are like sisters will be surprised.
The second child pulled Taeko and whispered, Mom, when will I have the ability, look, I look older than you.
Taeko is helpless, superability, God has the final say, otherwise, find your father to find a way.
The second child pulled Yue Lingshan's hand and shook it, I also want ability, and I also want to be young.
Yue Lingshan was entangled and couldn't help it, don't think about it, look at my appearance, with this ability, I have already used it for myself. I immediately started researching anti-aging drugs, and I can never get old, and I can be 20 years younger than my actual age.
The second child is happy, and Dad is the best.
The husband of the second child sat respectfully, not squinting.
The boss was surprised, they are all a family, why are you so restrained, it's like you are the new son-in-law who comes to the door.
The husband of the second child smiled: "It must be, it must be." ”
Not long after marrying the second child, the second child's husband was fortunate to see Miaozi and Yue Lingshan from afar on the street.
More than a dozen thugs surrounded them with hippie smiles, beautiful women, and a few drinks with us.
The second husband's husband quickly took out the phone: "Hey, the police station?" This is the Ginza ......."
PIU!
A dozen thugs all knelt.
Taeko grabbed a thug and beat me violently, staring at my chest just now, what a big dog's guts.
Yue Lingshan persuaded that many people would watch it, and they would go to jail if they beat people to death, and after a few days, they would secretly pour cement and throw it into Tokyo Bay.
The thugs trembled, and the old man didn't look like a joke. We were wrong, we have reformed our ways, and we must be law-abiding people in the future, begging to be spared.
Let you go, dare to tease the woman in my hood, and kill them all.
Gangster A tried to take out his phone, police, I'm a Tokyo serial killer, come and get me.
The little gangster B understands in seconds, it is better to find a crime and go to jail than to □□ it. I did 911 last time, come and get me!
Taeko is angry, thinking that this will escape our clutches? Break a leg first.
The husband of the second child looked at the little gangsters covered in blood, and then looked at Yue Lingshan and Miaozi who casually brought people to PIU, and his heart was cold. Since then, it has been decided that the second child must be considerate and cared for by 1 point.
10:35。
The third child picked up the phone: "Dad, we'll be there soon." ”
Yue Lingshan said: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, you can now form a square dance team at home." ”
The old three's face is like earth, and once again seriously remind his girlfriend that a group of people in the family are waiting to see you and get ready for battle.
My girlfriend smiled, I was prepared, and I would definitely be watched as a panda today.
The third child introduced, this is my father, this is my mother...... Depend on! It doesn't matter if the whole family arrives, why did the neighbor Mrs. ABCD arrive.
Mrs. A laughs, are they all neighbors, do they all care about you, right?
The third gritted his teeth, right, come and watch the excitement.
12:06。
Lunch.
My girlfriend was slightly surprised, it was all made by my future father-in-law, which is not in line with Japanese habits, aren't all Japanese women cooking?
The second child saw through the mind of the third girlfriend, you don't know it, my old man is a big chef, when he used to be a small restaurant, he cooked, and my mother served the dishes.
My girlfriend smiled, it was hard at the time.
Taeko laughed, at that time, I had to serve thousands of plates a day, and I was so tired that I was dying.
The second child laughed, by the way, at that time my dad was not married to my mom, we called him uncle.
My girlfriend nodded, oh, it turned out that it wasn't biological.
Hey, what's wrong.
Depend on! Could it be that this 25-year-old mother is her own mother!
Taeko nodded vigorously, you guessed it, I am their real mother, and they are all born to me.
My girlfriend's chopsticks fell on the table.
A table of people is satisfied, and after waiting for so long, they are waiting for this expression.
The third child covered his face, and the family was so disgusted.
My girlfriend suddenly woke up and opened a restaurant, Taeko Yanagi, you are an ageless Taeko! Ahhh It turns out that the ageless Taeko is real! Auntie, how do you take care of it, tell me quickly! Ask for cheats, ask for telling, ask for sharing!
Taeko said seriously, I have to get up at 5 o'clock every day to put on makeup, and I don't put on makeup until 10 o'clock, and then I have to wash my face and take a bath with milk every day, don't use diet salt, and put it ......
The boss carefully pulled Yue Lingshan, and her mother began to talk nonsense again.
Yue Lingshan squinted, do you want to tell others that your mother is a female monster and your father is a female devil?
The boss wipes sweat, how long can this makeup story be fooled?
You don't watch the news, the Japanese ageless beauty Masako Mizutani Sokusama Shue, 40+, everyone wants to be 18+. It doesn't matter if Taeko mixes like this for another 10 years, then I will have anti-aging drugs come out, and there will be excuses for everything.
The boss reacts quickly, I also want the medicine, my wife also wants it, and my daughter also has to keep a spare.
Get lost! Wash the dishes!
The third girlfriend suddenly remembered, it seemed that the boss was washing the dishes just now, it was really rude, I should have done this.
Taeko smiled, the rules of our family, housework everyone does together.
The third girlfriend is envious, it's so good.
What a hair, I paid a lot to establish this rule.
Taeko's face is hard.
The third girlfriend understands that she must have done her uncle's ideological work for a long time.
No, it was after beating my two sons for a long time that they were obedient. As for your uncle?
Taeko squinted at Yue Lingshan, hey, I'll make breakfast tomorrow, okay?
Yue Lingshan didn't look back, don't make trouble, you can sleep more, I will do it.
The third girlfriend looked envious, I don't know if the third child is so considerate.
Miaozi glared, you are just too gentle, you have to be ruthless with your husband, if you refuse to do housework, you will be beaten if you don't do housework, if you don't do laundry, if you don't pay your salary, if you don't pay your salary, if you come home late from work, you will be beaten so that he is obedient!
Yue Lingshan turned around, don't believe her words, it's all nonsense.
Miaozi laughed and hung on Yue Lingshan's neck, didn't I beat you, didn't you turn in your salary, didn't you go home after work?
Yue Lingshan despised it, took it out of context, and bewitched the public!
Miaozi Le Yue Lingshan's neck, dissatisfied, come to fight!
The eldest son whispered to the second husband, the husband is sluggish, and it is easy to be despised, it is time for you to go out and persuade the old man, to have the appearance of the head of the family.
The husband of the second child did not hesitate to tell the second child, your brother instigated me to rebel.
The second and eldest daughter-in-law are angry, boss, you are impatient.
The boss shed tears, and he couldn't imagine that you had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and you also became a traitor.
The second husband's husband sneered, in order to increase the pocket money by 100 yen per month, I will not hesitate to betray you 10 times more.
The third child has no face to stay any longer, let's go.
The third girlfriend is thoughtful, let's get married immediately.
Yes?
You must get a certificate with you before other girls discover your family's strange family traditions.
The third child regrets it, can I think about it again?
The third girlfriend sneered, do you want to die?