Chapter 211: His Fucking Man Is Evil
Chapter 211: The fucking man is also evil
Fortunately, Song Chunhua's tangled heart is redundant, and when she thinks of Wu Xiao's side, she is Li Qingshi and his son.
"Tsk!" Aunt Cuihua was not happy when she looked at her son, so this guy took off his white liberation shoes and replaced them with plastic slippers. Wearing a big blue cotton coat with two patches, he hid his hands in the cuffs of the cotton coat, looking like a beggar.
"Let's go!" Aunt Cuihua's wife whispered to her bitter-faced son, go to the front and go to Wu Xiao next door.
Wu Xiao is cleaning the room, no matter how broken the house is, it has to be tidy after the New Year.
"Hehe, Wu Xiao, are you busy?" Aunt Cuihua's husband greeted her with a smile when she entered the door.
Wu Xiao's broom stopped, looking at Song Chunhua's father-in-law and husband.
"Sit down." Wu Xiao greeted with a smile and hurriedly took out the tea set to prepare to make tea.
"Hey, hey!" Li Qingshi also chuckled twice, put the plastic slippers on the ground, put his feet on the long chair and squatted.
Aunt Cuihua's husband is the same, the father and son squatted together, and the son also took out the big front door. didn't invite his father, so he threw one at Wu Xiao first.
"I didn't smoke." Wu Xiao took the cigarette and handed it to Aunt Cuihua's husband.
"How are you working outside, are you bitter?" Wu Xiao thought they were here to cheer for a homely meal, and asked with a smile.
Aunt Cuihua's husband spat out smoke: "Of course it's bitter." ”
Wu Xiao nodded, looking at Li Qingshi but a little dazed. This dude has a cigarette in one hand and a toe between the other.
"Wu Xiao, there are spring flowers, our family is happy, thank you!" It's still calmer to be a father.
"Pounce!" Wu Xiao can't do it if she doesn't laugh, what the hell is this. I feel that in this splendid village, women are evil, and men are also evil. also spoke: "That's a gesture, no, it's a ......"
Depend on! Wu Xiao couldn't say it, and secretly entangled himself, what kind of work to say about this kind of evil thing.
There is also someone next door who is "pounce!" "That's Song Chunhua. Her mother-in-law is gone, but she is standing by the fence and eavesdropping. The entanglement just passed, but when she heard Wu Xiao's words again, she had to laugh too.
"Hey, hey." Li Qingshi's foot-picking action continued, and the two laughs were a little silly.
"Let's do it......" Aunt Cuihua's husband was still talking, and suddenly heard a particularly lively commotion outside.
"It looks like someone is arguing!" Wu Xiao stood up and said.
"Brother Wu Xiao!" Outside was Yang Caixia's voice, the little daughter-in-law rushed into Wu Xiao's door and shouted loudly: "There is a fight in the village!" ”
"Woooo Wu Xiao was still stunned, Aunt Cuihua's husband and Li Qingshi had already jumped out of the chair and ran outside.
Wu Xiao didn't panic, and asked Yang Caixia, "Why are you fighting?" ”
Yang Caixia swallowed her saliva and said loudly: "I don't know, Uncle Pimple's room and our family's room are fighting!" ”
God! When Wu Xiao heard this, he ran outside.
In mountain villages, there are sometimes fights between villages, and the various clans in the same village sometimes get up because of something, and the fight is also a rhythm that can kill people.
"Bang bang bang"! Wu Xiaocai rushed to the big banyan tree and fainted when he saw it. On the barn field, almost the whole village of men and women is concentrated. The team was divided into two sides, on one side was the room of Li Laoxi, and on the other side, there was the room of Aunt Cuihua and Aunt Celery.
The people in this splendid village are all surnamed Li, but they are divided into three or four families. Li Laopimpao's room has the most people, and looking at their momentum, they have the meaning of beating Aunt Cuihua's room all over the ground to find teeth.
Wu Xiao rushed to the barn and fainted when he watched the scene. These mountain village people are like this, no matter how good the relationship is on weekdays, when they encounter a fight between the clans, they immediately enter a state full of hatred.
Now the men are back, and the women are standing on the periphery, and the men who have just come back and are still laughing and laughing are scolding. Aunt Cuihua's husband and Li Qingshi also each held a flat shoulder in their hands, and they had the heroism of a father and son soldier in battle.
"That woman is what I'm going to marry!" A buddy of about thirty, with a wooden stick in his hand, stood in front of Li Laopimp's room and shouted loudly.
"Why do you want to marry, I want to marry too!" One of the guys on this side is also in his early thirties, and his voice is even louder.
These words made Wu Xiao stupid when she heard it, it turned out that the two were fighting for their wives. In his mother's splendid village, women are not evil, men are more evil than women.
"Leave them alone, the women of our clan are ours!" Bursting Teeth also stood in front of the team in Li Laopimp's room, shouting loudly.
"It's ours!" Aunt Celery's husband did not show weakness, and shouted that the flat burden in his hand was also raised.
This action of lifting a flat shoulder was immediately chaotic. The other party thought that he was going to make a move, and immediately two wooden sticks stabbed at the old guy.
It's messy, the men in the mountain village have more or less learned a few tricks of three-legged cats. Aunt Celery's husband is okay to fight, and as soon as the flat shoulder is flicked, the sound of "let's go" sounds.
When the fight started, the two teams of men and horses had a buffer zone about two meters wide in the middle, and then all the wooden sticks and flat poles were smashed on the buffer zone.
This scene, at first, was a little measured, if it was not stopped, the people who fought for a while would be hot-headed, and it would be a scene where no one was killed and there was blood all over the ground.
"Stop!" Wu Xiao stood on the edge of the fighting arena, glaring angrily and shouting loudly.
The person who was fighting, who was shouting, the sound of "crackling" continued to sound.
If you don't make a move, you can't do it! Wu Xiao suddenly, she saw Qiulan's sister-in-law standing on the periphery, also holding a bamboo stick in her hand, that look, it was a man who lost and a woman.
"Bring it!" Wu Xiao rushed to Qiu Lan's sister-in-law, stretched out her hand, snatched her bamboo stick, and rushed towards the buffer zone between the two teams of people who were fighting.
Boy! This can scare the women.
"Wu Xiao! Come back! Song Chunhua shouted loudly.
"Wu Xiao ......" The women are shouting, this scene is completely Wu Xiao is about to be injured, and they are more distressed than their husbands are injured.
Wu Xiaocai didn't care, rushed to that place, "crackling ......" There was a sound of bamboo sticks colliding with flat wooden sticks.
"Stop!" Wu Xiao shouted again, and suddenly with a wave of the bamboo stick, it hit the shoulders of the thirty-plus buddies next to the bursting teeth with a "snap".
God, the bamboo stick in Wu Xiao's hand made the men who had just come back stupid. In the sound of "huhu" wind, the bamboo stick points to the east and west, as if entering a no-man's land.
At this moment, the men and horses on both sides retreated slightly, and the scene was suppressed.
"Whoever wants to fight, come up, I'll fight with you!" Wu Xiao stood in the middle of the people and shouted loudly.
No one made a sound, and the men all looked at Wu Xiao stupidly. I can't imagine that this buddy's hands and feet are so strong.
"What's the matter, you two come out and tell me!" Wu Xiao pointed to the two parties.
"Manager Wu, you referee us, the two of us ......" The buddy who was hit in the shoulder by Wu Xiao said loudly.
Oh! This damn splendid village is evil enough, as soon as the guy told the matter, Wu Xiao immediately fainted and looked at the women as two, but the women couldn't help but laugh softly.
What is the matter of this evil sect? used to be poor, and the two guys were together when they worked, and then there was a woman in the same town whose husband was gone, and she also worked with them. The two agreed to marry this woman together, so as to save money. But now that you have money, you want to marry alone.
"Wait, who is it when you have a child after that?" Wu Xiao asked first.
"I'm going to give birth to two, and we'll each have one." Standing next to Aunt Cuihua's husband, the buddy in his early thirties also said.
This time, the women were smiling softly just now, but now there are several, squatting on the ground with laughter.
"Fucking blood!" Wu Xiao scolded first and asked: "Then it really doesn't matter, who is the child's father?" ”
"Oh my God, don't ask that, okay?" Song Chunhua held her body with both hands, laughing and saying that her body really couldn't afford to laugh too wildly.
"It doesn't matter, whoever is the first will live with her first, and then with the other." The buddy standing next to Aunt Cuihua's husband also said.
He's really smart, Wu Xiao looked at the two buddies and asked loudly, "Is that woman willing?" ”
"I do!" Suddenly, there was a shout, and among the women, an eldest sister also walked out.
Now, the laughter is even louder. The women looked at the woman as they wiped their tears. She was standing among them just now, and everyone thought she was a relative of that family.
There is an evil sect again! Wu Xiao looked at the woman, thinking it was a bucket rolling out. This woman is short and dark, and she looks in her thirties, and her waist is the thickest part of her body.
"I'd like to spend time with both of them." The woman was loud again.
"If it were me, I would too!" Wu Xiao also said loudly,
"Ha ......" The laughter of the women immediately rose again. Even in a group of men who are still staring at each other, there are also people laughing.
Wu Xiao said to the woman again: "What we practice is that a wife can only have one husband, what are you doing?" ”
"Oh, we don't get a marriage certificate, can't we?" The woman was justified and looked at the two guys. These two people who have no conscience can sleep together with three people at night outside, but they can't do it when they get to the village.
This reason made Wu Xiao speechless for a moment. It's all the fucking blood. He also asked the two guys: "Now that your family has money, are you still willing?" ”
"If he wants me, I'll do it, and if he doesn't want it, I don't want it." The guy standing next to the popping teeth also said.
Wu Xiao immediately understood that the two guys didn't want it in their hearts, but they wanted the face of that man. That man, who was unwilling to admit defeat in this kind of thing, started fighting.
"Would you like to, then?" Wu Xiaochong asked his buddy on the other side.
"He doesn't want it, and I don't want it." This dude also said.
"Oh my God, although I have given birth to three children, they are all older! What the two of you, outside, do to me together! The woman immediately cried and cried.
"That's okay, you don't want to, just sit down and discuss how to solve it, I can't help with this." Wu Xiao plans to slip away, he really can't help this damn evil incident.
"Oh, you don't want it, just pop your teeth!" Aunt Celery is also entangled, it is not easy for a woman to be a woman.
This is another joke, the women are all laughing with red faces and red ears, looking at the appearance of bursting teeth, but they still seem to have picked up money, and they are still shy with a "hehe" smile.
Wu Xiao almost burst out laughing, this woman wants to get together with her teeth, it is half a catty to make up eight taels, and the child born in the future will definitely be fresh enough.
"Hey, she gave birth to three children, will she do family planning!" The mother with bursting teeth also shouted loudly.
"No, I can still ......," the woman said, looking at her teeth, and although this guy looks sorry for God, she herself is also sorry for her parents. In addition, Jinxiu Village is so rich, and her age, she should be seven or eight years older than Bursting Teeth, and Hengzhi won the jackpot.
The mother who burst his teeth also thinks it's good, his son looks immoral, and he has done a lot of things that lack virtue, and he can marry a woman and have a grandson, which is the first good thing of the day.
Wu Xiao hurriedly slipped away, this damn splendid village, there are years and years of evil sects.
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